Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

I’ve been seeing this floating around the Amberverse for a while, but haven’t seen it posted here yet. It’s a diagram listing all of Amber’s [self] diagnosed ailments over the past decade. Apologies for the fuzziness: it’s a screen grab from a YT video (Callie).

It looks like it already needs some updating, as it’s missing:
- aphantasia
- synesthesia
- OCPD (she has mentioned being diagnosed with bolth OCD and OCPD)
- multiple SEVERELY torn ligaments
- night terrors
- dental abscesses resulting in tooth extractions
- ASMR

Also, I may be misremembering, but I swear I saw a Facebook post from her during the Casey era complaining once of a shrimp allergy. (And of course, also missing that she’s death[star] fat - that’s no moon.. )

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Yeah, shits not adding up gorl. I don’t understand the separate walks in opposite directions for a start. And who had Twinkie? Isn’t she Amber’s dog /Amber’s responsibility? At least that’s what we were told during the Becky split. And don’t they live in the centre of a city? Where was she going that no one saw her / helped? She never mentions anyone being around, was this walk at 4am? What did her concierge say when she crawled into the building on the brink of death?

So many questions. But for me it’s how the story she tells completely contradicts the image she presents. This blessed couple are so in love and rejoice daily at how fate brought them together. Yet we are to believe they chose to be on separate walks and Amber falls, all alone and is in pain / shock yet bravely makes her way home unaided. She has her phone though, why doesn’t she call Jade to rush to her side with or without the car? Why be stoic and alone? If I’d fallen off the pavement you can bet I’d be calling my partner for help / to laugh about it and to make a plan to get me home safely. Even if he was 1000 miles away it’s what partners in loving relationships do.

Not buying it. Something happened though. Did they have a fight, Jade left and Amber tripped over trying to follow her? Did she trip or was she pushed… The fatties all seem to be embracing domestic abuse recently, wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Hambo joins in, it’s a ratings winner after all. But well played piggy, it’s certainly stopped us talking about what a raging cunt you are to Becky. For now.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Knowing she just sprained her ankle and is too much of a fatty fat fatty for it to be treated the same way as a normal person's sprained ankle, this is the only 9 seconds worth watching of her video.
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That 9 second vid of her "falling" is sus as fuck. Phone hits the ground at 4 seconds and is back in her paws at 8 seconds. Anyone who's actually busted their ass and ate shit while carrying anything knows that whatever you are holding onto is going to go flying at least a few feet away from you while you instinctively try to brace for impact. Then I'd expect to be at least 5-10 seconds or so of gathering your self and then grabbing whatever items you dropped.

At most, she rolled her ankle and flopped forward onto her hands but with her feet still on the ground into the touching her toes position (which we know that she can do) with her phone probably never even leaving her hand. I don't think she ever fully fell down because her recovery of the phone was just too damn fast.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.

Mourning is for the dead. Unless this is her Freudian way of admitting to a dead beetus hoof and announcement for the coveted amputee arc, it's moronic at best.

 

[Strong Tomato]

1) she is bed bound
2) she was offered a boot so she can still walk/bear weight with support

Both of these cannot be true. Bed-bound by choice.

She was offered a boot that doesn’t fit because she’s fat with lymphedema. It’s not like a normal sized person who can put on the boot or use crutches and resume life normally, just slightly crippled. So yeah it’s going to take longer and be harder on her body to heal because she has no options other than to become bedbound. She’s bed bound by choice only because she’s a deathfat by choice.

 

[giga melt]

That means she was not only going around being unwashed, sticky, greasy, smelly when Becky was nearby but also Eric, Rickie, any friends or family that came by, any locals they ran into while Amber was molesting items at Wommart...

Now imagine that + months old rotting period pad smell. Wifey actually has it good all things considered.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Mourning is for the dead. Unless this is her Freudian way of admitting to a dead beetus hoof and announcement for the coveted amputee arc, it's moronic at best.

You sound like you've never stubbed a toe and gone through the five stages of grief in five seconds about it.

 

[PerfPaz]

Yea. Idk about anyone else but when I fall I don't say, get up and grab my phone immediately. I'm not sure how universal it is but I'll lay there for a few seconds at least because the brain needs to catch up on what happens. And her brain ain't that fast.

I'm the odd man out. I once tripped down some steps, landed with one knee down and one foot on the ground, immediately stood up and kept walking, all without dropping my phone. There was only one witness and he was just as impressed as I was.

I image Amber did the same thing but with a cartwheel

 

[giga melt]

I'm the odd man out. I once tripped down some steps, landed with one knee down and one foot on the ground, immediately stood up and kept walking, all without dropping my phone. There was only one witness and he was just as impressed as I was.

Swag

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

So..............................................................I actually did sprain my ankle on Friday. I didn't scream or yell when it happened, I just froze in pain and surprise/shock. I can buy her not screaming. Plus she probably doesn't have a lot of feeling in her ankles and feet from the untreated diabetes.

That being said, she's being more dramatic about this then her actual fucking cancer. Wrap it in some ace bandages, put on a compression sock and take some Tylenol. Do a hot compress or a hot water soak ffs. This is how she's trying to out do Chantal ? Gonna take more than that piggy.

Sure, I've had sprains where the reaction is just a pretty mild, "well, fuckit." She claims she tore "all her ligaments" and that her foot was just hanging there. Even in a totally normal sized person I'd expect more than just, "okay." There's the famous clip of her dropping onto and breaking a sofa in the Destiny era and she let out a loud shriek. This bitch doesn't do anything quietly.

Not related to your comment but I find it hilarious that doctors that coddle her get called "doctor" but the ones who don't give her the asspats and diagnoses she wants are "the girl" or "the guy."

 

[Angry Nipple]

I just went through BedboundLynn’s Q&A for today (so far) and unsurprisingly, there are a shit ton. But a couple stuck out to me.

This


conflicts with what she said Saturday:




Wouldn’t it have been delicious if she actually did puke and then slipped and fell (again) in it?

At least they can reach.



The rest of these I’m going to spoiler for courtesy.

Spoiler: gorl

No shower chairs, just sponge baths for our gorl.


Right, so. Nothing to be concerned about, obviously.

This was followed up later by:

“I’m in pain” you always are, you’re 500 pounds, “which is making it extremely hard to walk, so I simply don’t.” If she weren’t like a cockroach, I’d say these would be the famous final words of this deathfat.


“Everything I’ve worked so hard for” which is what, exactly?


It’s probably because you’re fucking bored. Get a hobby, do some more scratch art… or just go ahead and put the death in “deathfat”, idc, actually.


This is irrelevant because, as far as I’m aware, gorl still doesn’t have any insurance. But she could afford for her and MG,W both to spend $300+ on anniversary gifts, as later stated in the Q&A.

Spoiler: muh fatphobia

Because it’s so glaringly fucking obvious. Not only that you’re 500 pounds but also that it contributes to the majority of your issues, you dumb fuck.


That’s absolutely false.


It’s probably because they can’t stand the stench of you. Not to mention, at this point, your problems are entirely of your own creation.


They don’t give you tests a smaller person would get because most facilities don’t have the fucking equipment to, you whale. Go to a zoo to get tests or lose some goddamned weight.


“Fatphobia.” They’re not even fucking wrong.


That might not, but plenty of other things do make you delusional.


Bitch, are you retarded? Or are you deliberately misunderstanding what this person said? Again, they’re not wrong.

Spoiler: MG,W

Which tells me this wasn’t a full-on fall, because had it been, she would not have been able to get her fat ass up by herself.


Still clinging to this bullshit. You’ve not lost 100 lbs in a year. And for someone your size, that’s not a lot of weight.


You don’t at all, but it was Becky’s fault for enabling your binges and poor eating habits, and any “success” you have is a result of your perfect, supportive Wipey. Also, you are the last person anyone should be taking advice from, stfu.

Spoiler: VictimLynn

This woe-is-me mentality has contributed to a rapid downward spiral which will eventually meet its end. Sooner, rather than later, if she doesn’t get it together.

 

[crawl]

excited for AL to get fed up with the deniers and try to prove them wrong by showing her bruises / ankle.

those legs are her biggest secret.

 

[Scrumption]

I see some people concluding that the story doesn’t add up because her MG, W wouldn’t let fat walk on her own. It makes sense that her MG, W would go off walking on her own. Think of it this way: have you ever been walking next to a really slow elderly person? It is almost painful to walk at their speed to stay with them. Wipey probably wanted to walk a little bit and I can see fat insisting she could handle a short stroll on a flat sidewalk. I don’t understand why she was trying to step past a curb during her walk though.

Another point I saw mentioned is that Fat wouldn’t walk because she hates being seen in public. While it is true that she is uncomfortable walking in public, it makes sense that she would go out and walk. Since it was night time, she reasoned that she was less likely to be seen by people and the dark would help conceal her amorphous body.

I do smell bullshit at her claim that she hobbled back to her lair unasistted. She can barely walk as it is, nevermind get off the ground and limp back to her den. Either her MG, W helped her or she didn't have complete fall. I am leaning towards the latter.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

Oh piss off, Fat Ham. You're ability to get your grubby sausages on a medication means literally nothing.
There are docs and psychs out their that'll prescribe anything to anyone if the patient has the right answers to their questions. Generally, (unfortunately) mental illnesses are diagnosed through shitty questionares, easy for narcs to blaze through for a diagnosis after they google symptoms of whatever illness they want, but that's a different discussion for a different thread. I digress.

Not immobile, but bedbound? Got it

 

[giga melt]

excited for AL to get fed up with the deniers and try to prove them wrong by showing her bruises / ankle.

those legs are her biggest secret.

If it's actually fake this could be her undoing. She gets sooo upset about people doubting her sooper sereous medical emergencies if this gets out of hand we might actually finally see laygs.

 

[dfranki723]

She got criticism for being a cunt, vanishes for a few days, comes back with a sad little story and shitty footage of her ''horrendous'' accident but then goes straight back to instagram to do the very same fucking thing.

She'll chuck herself down the stairs next when this Q&A draws backlash.

''I wouldn't be on Lamictal if I were lying''. Not true, plenty of relentless hypochondriacs successfully get prescribed medication they don't need. You are one of them.

Doctors have to treat morbidly obese simpletons differently because they ARE different. In the same way a doctor is going to treat an anorexic person differently. You're not being bullied by professionals. You probably should be though.

 

[TC-P]

If anything AmberLynn has got everyone talking again about her. A friend and I discussed this type of person; they are dumb in all ways but expert manipulators of people and the system. I give her points for staying in the public eye and increasing her views.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Wipey probably wanted to walk a little bit and I can see fat insisting she could handle a short stroll on a flat sidewalk.

I'm certain My Wipey steals every second she can to talk to her other girlfriends.

I am certain that without exception, every one of them told her to go see a gynecologist which she never did, IF she told them at all that she was "bleeding to death" which I am equally certain she never did.

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

My first thought was ‘what a lot of fuss over a twisted ankle’, but I‘m sure if you’re Amber‘s weight, that ankle is at great strain at the best of times. Must be struggling under normal circumstances. Putting that much might on it must be both painful and damaging…long term damaging. Also, I fear for ‘the cane’. No description. Just ‘a cane’.
She could very easily get proper bariatric crutches. Order online. Not that expensive. Tie a tight bandage around it and hobble around for a bit on crutches. Most of us have had to do this, because ‘skinny people sprain ankles too’.

Im enjoying the wingeing and whining and how it’s all totally not due to her weight. More interesting than putting things in pots and taking them out again like Eeyore and his balloon. She’ll cry for a while, blame Becky and we‘ll wait for the next crisis.

 

[Owlflaps]

Imagine being such a joyless, obese void that the only real excitement in your insular life is an injury most people would shrug off in a couple of days.