Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 552 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,624 74.4%

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Aside from how nasty that shit is/was.
I see her entire lack of hygiene as not only a result of her laziness but also an aspect of her ego. She didn't care that she stunk, she didn't care about leaving fluids everywhere in somebody else's home (which it was, no matter how many times she said ''our house'').

It's the same issue when she got in that swimming pool, no consideration - just letting all her filth stagnate in a pool that everyone else was using.
It's human decency Hambo, don't make others suffer because you think you're entitled to throw your stench around willy nilly.
I think she also sees her entourage as being beneath her. The reality is that they are all on the same socio-economic level, but because Fatty somehow struck it lucky with her YT shekels, she pays for them, but that means that she is above them and in charge. They behave as serfs to Lady Amber and she fucking loves it. This might possibly be why Eric and Ricky continued to tolerate her for an extra year - they owed her money, that they were slowly paying off or they needed her money to pay for whatever. I certainly think she is someone who would hold money over people in order to get them to do as she says.
I think that is part of the reason she didn't bother to was or shower - she had the money and because of it the power, so she knew she could get away with not bothering. Pure disrespect on Fatty's part.

*Have you ever noticed that the people who always drone on about disrespect, are the most disrespectful people you've ever met?
She calls us dispecktful pieces of shit, but she doesn't even bother to keep clean when living in a shared house.

I think that's why she was happy to use the Gaycare oversized paddling pool - that was never used again and in all likelihood was thrown away after she used it - but not the Henry's real swimming pool. The folks using that, in her mind, are above her. She so desperately wants to be a 20-something, thin, athletic, educated, intelligent, go-getter, but somewhere in her narc brain, knows that she can never be, so it;s easier for her to dream up even more phobias as an excuse to not bother and also she's as lazy as fuck.

Keep answering questions Fatty. It gives you the attention you are not getting from your beloved Wipey, but it doesn't generate money to pay the bills. You stupid fat fuck.
 
EVERYONE LOVES AMBER'S MOM YA'LL

Except that service dog she beat up

I don't believe anyone who has recognized Amber from Youtube has ever had to ask if she's Amberlynn Reid. How many solar systems are there in Kentucky exactly?
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Anyone got a timestamp on the last time Amber gaslighted her audience about never having had lymphedema? Because I swear it was like two weeks ago.

Anyway, that was boring. I guess Jade forgot to pick up the press on nails from Dollar Tree and Bitchlynn lives on Instagram.
 

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ANOTHER crying thumbnail? I can’t be fucked to watch this shit, or bother keeping up with her never-ending victimhood. With the site dealing with a bunch of downtime, and all the keffals bullshit, she’s going to need to step up her game.
 
Ew, why does she insist on preening her lard soaked hair.

''She said what I'm doing is perfect''. Of course she did. Every medical professional Fatty has ever met has complimented her. Who the fuck thinks her surface level ''poetry'' needs to be explained?

Oh for fucksake, she is still pulling the whole ''I haven't told you guys everything about my childhood!". Implying it's soooooo much worse than her peasant audience could understand.

She has bragged about how awful her childhood supposedly was non-stop. You don't know how to keep information to yourself.
Holy shit, she is throwing so many typical MUH ALR MENTALZ terms today.
Muh trauma.
I'm being triggeeeered.
Muh anxiety.
PaANICc.
More than my weight.
I'm a human bean.

Oof, her animals are obsessed with her? Doubt. You are just the cunt that feeds them.
ALR protects those she loves... Like how she used to tell Becky about every single bad comment made towards her? She had to let Thumb know every single bloody time.

You are delusional, no-one would be excited to meet you. An autograph, really? She doesn't even attempt to make her bullshit believable.
Also, your Mom is a filthy cunt. Like Mother like Daughter.
 
That was painful to watch. Just when you think this has hit rock bottom and the content can’t get worse, Amby shows up with a jackhammer to set the bar even lower.

So... Pre-accident Amber: spends 99% of the video sitting and rambling about bullshit with the camera in her face.

Post-accident Amber: doesn’t know what to do for videos because her injury has left her unable to do anything other than sit and ramble about bullshit with the camera in her face.

So much medical sperging. (Public Service Announcement: Don’t take medical advice from Amber!!). Refuses to acknowledge that everyone (even skinny people) having the potential to get injured is irrelevant when she herself acknowledges that her massive size affects her ability to heal.

My favourite part: Doesn’t show My girlfriend because Amber “protects those she loves”. Makes sense, as she would film herself jiggling Becky’s neck fat, film Becky’s asscrack when she was swimming, show everyone Becky’s skintag remover, etc.

“And for other reasons” - yeah, because she’s Jade and you’ve protected that lie with several hundred more lies over the last 12 months.

The real question I have: how many snacky-poos did it take to soothe her rage long enough to fake smile through this video?
 
Holy shit she is seething rage lol. Becky's remark must've cut right through her and nobody is talking about her poor little ankle hurts anymore. She's going to have to find a way to exacerbate her injury - POOF just like that, magically her lyphedema is a huge problem now. Alternatively this could've been an outburst/mood swing from her out-of-control diabetes, but I think Becky's comments turned her "poor me" narrative attempt right around on her and she can't handle it. Lol
 
''She said what I'm doing is perfect''. Of course she did. Every medical professional Fatty has ever met has complimented her.
The infamous Singin' and Dancin' doctor who held her chart, shook it at her, and said "You're healthy... but you are obese" did that smack dab in the time period she claims she was bleeding for 2 years. Everything she claims doctors say to her is a fairy story, everything she claims she did or didn't do but was just Silenced! Ignored! is also a fairy story.

These seething instagram Q&As are giving me big laughs though, she's so fucking mad that multiple torn ligaments is not enough to make people stop expecting her to not lie and play a victim. "MY cancer story. MINE" lmfao girl, you wear that cancer and multiple torn ligaments and blown out cellulitis bellybutton and athletes feet as a badge of honor like you want to. No one has ever been so sick, so hated, so persecuted. Amber wins as all time victim of the Munching Fat Fatties Society.
 
Catching up here. Bonus: a two for one day for recaps, woo! But after this, because I skimmed some comments and oh boy, talk about shooting fat, sitting ducks.

Thanks to @Jacque le Cock for all the screenshots. Spoilered because Lots of images + I had a lot to say.

I just went through BedboundLynn’s Q&A for today (so far) and unsurprisingly, there are a shit ton. But a couple stuck out to me.

This
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Clearly a Transformer thing, shitlord. You know she's a medical mystery, right? Get with the program!

Wouldn’t it have been delicious if she actually did puke and then slipped and fell (again) in it?
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Fuck around and find out, Fatty.

At least they can reach. :cunningpepe:

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Then you, submitter, are a fucking sympathy seeking whore, too.

The rest of these I’m going to spoiler for courtesy.


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No shower chairs, just sponge baths for our gorl.

This is just stupid. You only like to stand because heaving 500-600 pounds up multiple times takes effort, which you hate. And you're not in there long enough to wash properly anyway.
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Right, so. Nothing to be concerned about, obviously. 🙄

What a dumb bitch you are, Hamber.

This was followed up later by:
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“I’m in pain” you always are, you’re 500 pounds, “which is making it extremely hard to walk, so I simply don’t.” If she weren’t like a cockroach, I’d say these would be the famous final words of this deathfat.

Yet she acts as if she's going to be immobile forever in her poor pity me video.

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“Everything I’ve worked so hard for” which is what, exactly?
What work? We can fucking HEAR your breathing as you waddle around the apartment. It isn't the breathing of someone working on their health or who has a "perfect" 111/70 blood pressure.


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It’s probably because you’re fucking bored. Get a hobby, do some more scratch art… or just go ahead and put the death in “deathfat”, idc, actually.
Boredom, nothing elseto do. This is a great representation of why I just laugh when she claims she has an eating disorder or that she's a "food addict". She's bored and lazy.


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This is irrelevant because, as far as I’m aware, gorl still doesn’t have any insurance. But she could afford for her and MG,W both to spend $300+ on anniversary gifts, as later stated in the Q&A.

Submitter, learn shit about the amberversebefore you say stupid things like this. Hamber doesn't have health insurance, and likely never will.
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Because it’s so glaringly fucking obvious. Not only that you’re 500 pounds but also that it contributes to the majority of your issues, you dumb fuck.

You're a fat fuck. There, I brought it up again. Why? Because you do. "At my size", "People at my size", "this isn't good for someone my size" etc etc. Don't want people bringing up the fact that you're a fat fuck and this contributes to every single ailment that you whine about? Then lose the weight, Fatty.
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That’s absolutely false.
Bullshit.

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It’s probably because they can’t stand the stench of you. Not to mention, at this point, your problems are entirely of your own creation.

Bi, they do not. Just because they don't read your fucking mind or come up with the diagnosis you want them to doesn't mean they are treating you any differently that a doctor-shopping pill/attention hound.

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They don’t give you tests a smaller person would get because most facilities don’t have the fucking equipment to, you whale. Go to a zoo to get tests or lose some goddamned weight.

Zoos cannot run tests or scans on people. They do not, contrary to poopular belief, all have giant MRI/CAT machines and if they do, the software for those machines is specific for use on non-human animals.

Also, Hamber is a bald-faced liar.

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“Fatphobia.” They’re not even fucking wrong.

PottymouthLynn, reaching for the accusation of a nonexistent thing.

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That might not, but plenty of other things do make you delusional.

Boo hoo, Hamber. Boo hoo. Guess your stunt isn't woking out quite the way your brain cell thought it would.

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Bitch, are you retarded? Or are you deliberately misunderstanding what this person said? Again, they’re not wrong.

Way to fight right back, Hamber, instead of acknowledging that anything is related to your weight when THEY mention it. We all know that only YOU are permitted to blame your weight for anything.


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Which tells me this wasn’t a full-on fall, because had it been, she would not have been able to get her fat ass up by herself.

On a foot that was supposedly "dangling" from your leg? Either you were lying then or you're lying now. Pick a lie, LiarLynn.


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Still clinging to this bullshit. You’ve not lost 100 lbs in a year. And for someone your size, that’s not a lot of weight.

No, it isn't a lot of weight for you. You should be able to shed that much weight in three months, going after it without too much effort. With effort, you could have lost it in two months. Too bad you're lazy, a liar, and can't deal with your boredom by actually doin anything constructive.


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You don’t at all, but it was Becky’s fault for enabling your binges and poor eating habits, and any “success” you have is a result of your perfect, supportive Wipey. Also, you are the last person anyone should be taking advice from, stfu.

So supportive, guise, that I could lose .8 of a pound with her help!

"Diagnosed" by someone who "diagnosed" three people inthe same house as bippolar, one of whom - Hamber, that would be you - received that diagnosis in an initial, informational, 50-minute visit after you spewed out a bunch of bullshit you memorized off Wiki and WebMD. You still haven't answered the question of how you were diagnosed with Bipolar 3 (because of course you are a medical marvel) AND depression, which are no comorbidities. But wtf do we know? We just do not understand muh mentalz like you do.

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This woe-is-me mentality has contributed to a rapid downward spiral which will eventually meet its end. Sooner, rather than later, if she doesn’t get it together.

You'll never leave the stage of enjoying being in bed, waited on hand and foot(!) by someone else. It's all you've done in ten years of video.


I'm a little late, but I want to clarify for anyone who still believes this is a possibility that the vast majority of zoos do not have special MRI machines that can be used to obtain imaging for fat fucks who "don't fit" in those designed for humans.

Thank you! I always point this out, too. and I appreciate the time you took to add context to it.

W?

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Items at stores have been handled and fondled by people like you, you fool. Also, spoken like someone who has never worked in a store, truly.

Says the person scurred of covid but just had to go to Wommart and Kroger and fondle everything.

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Well thank god Hammy can’t have kids because they can be very disrespectful and you can’t just be a cunt to your own kid… or you shouldn’t, anyway.
That "7 year old" thing is victim complex bullshit.

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This green on green is retarded. “You fools” lmao. Joke’s on her, I’ve not watched a reaction channel in quite some time. I’ve been getting all of my info from this clown.

You're the bitch who said she didn't take you seriously, and didn't want to haul your giant fat ass to the ER because she was with her DYING MOTHER, you attention whoring cunt.

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Yes, did you tell them the extent of your issue? Did they tell you to see an OBGYN?
I guess the submitter should have been more precise about which doctor.

She went to the ER doctor. She didn't go to a PCP, because as we well know, she stopped liking the singing doctor when she told Hamber she was fat. Then there was the urologist scandal, where she had someone impersonate the answering machine of an actual urology office. And I don't think she actually went to a urologist at all, despite the ER attending telling to go see either her PCP or a urologist. When you present with a set of symptoms and don't bother to tell them your WHOLE history or what is CURRENTLY happening, guess what: they don't know. They work with what you're telling them, they run tests, and then give a dx and followup instructions on that. You never saw a gynecologist, as you should have, knowing that your dainty period hole was spurting like a fucking motor running out of gas, and it shouldn't take anyone to tell you that you should.

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You’re still not, though. You’re Amber Lynn Reid.
Cry more, fatass.

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What the fuck is this supposed to mean? If it was the other way around? What, if Becky needed to see a doctor and you ignored her for a bit? You absolutely did. In fact, you encouraged her to take medicine that made her absolutely loopy. Also, you can’t fucking drive, you cow. You can’t take anyone to get help, not even yourself!
We've seen how you treated Becky when she was having any sort of medical event. You told Becky she should go make some food after the dentist when she explicitly said she could feel the numbness wearing off and she was hungry. So, go fuck yourself on this. You are not physically or mentally capable of helping anyone in this type of situation. including yourself, given that you let yourself "bleed to death" for 18 months or two years or three years, or whatever stupid lie you're telling.


Imagine being able to select the questions you want to answer.

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Because you quite literally always have something wrong with you.
Submitter: not something you should be proud of.

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I wish you’d be silenced. Again, maybe if you were, you’d be more likable. Bring back the cringey Ham from the Krystle days. At least you were quiet and pretended to be shy.
Boo hoo. Becky's a shit person, but has a level of humanity, at least. You, Hamber, do not. You're just a fucking black hole.

Fake.

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Oh, how the mighty have fallen. She’s so worried about people taking “Becky’s side” over hers. Lmao.

What gives it away: what she chose to capitalize. Get madder, narc.

You're not doing anything with your life, Fatty. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

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Get off the internet. Go touch grass. But you can’t and you won’t, so continue coping and seething.

Stop fucking acting like you have no agency in your life, goddamn.

I've always thought Amber calling Becky about her giant period when her mom was dying was her screeching about it finally after months+years because she was jealous of Norma getting attention. Like she'd known about it the whole time, just picked then to start a tantrum so Becky couldn't be with her dying mother.
It absolutely was exactly this. When Becky went off to be with her terminally ill mother, Hamber just had to text her with symptoms and a conclusion she got off WebMD, despite her having iregular and periods just as heavy as that one previously, as she said on multiple videos. She didn't need to go to the ER right then and there. And i she was "bleeding to death" she should have dialed 911 instead of making Becky drive all the way back, pick up her fat ass, haul her to the ER and then wait around however many hours it took, then haul her fat ass back. She wasn't dying. This shit had been going on for over a year. But what an amazing coincidence that she just happens to be "bleeding to death" when Becky is away with her mom. Fucking attention whoring cunt.
 
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I'm not watching this shit, but is she saying her lymphedema is so bad now? I could have sworn during her thousands of questions she recently answered one of them she said her lymphedema has shrunk and isn't as big. She really can't keep up with her lies.
This whole lymphedema arc is weird. 1) yes, she absolutely did JUST say in her IG q&a that it wasn’t swollen anymore and dismissed it; and 2) she just spent the last video talking about looking into surgery and wanting to know more about it and do research as if she were just diagnosed with it. Hasn’t she been saying she’s had lymphedema for fucking years? It’s so strange that it’s suddenly a hot topic for her.
 
Okay I'm no medical expert but with her now saying that she has a high ankle sprain because the pain is going up her leg the very first thought that I had was deep vein thrombosis. She is pretty much immobilized in bed and knowing her she's not doing any exercises on those legs so the likelihood is that she's going to throw a blood clot and potentially stroke out.
 

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Jesus, does she listen to herself?

Lowlights:

-Poetrylynn!! She'll analyze her totally DEEP poetry for mental midgets! Why do I get the feeling she never read Robert Frost, Emily Dickenson or TS Eliot?

-How many times has she insisted she is starting with a lymphedema doctor?

-I mean, what does Overeater's Anonymous know, but they do advise one day at a time. We all KNOW Amber will binge eventually.

All this professing of the *true, deep, real* love she and Jade experience? Heh. Happy couples don't need to do that.
 
This whole lymphedema arc is weird. 1) yes, she absolutely did JUST say in her IG q&a that it wasn’t swollen anymore and dismissed it; and 2) she just spent the last video talking about looking into surgery and wanting to know more about it and do research as if she were just diagnosed with it. Hasn’t she been saying she’s had lymphedema for fucking years? It’s so strange that it’s suddenly a hot topic for her.
If she has lymphedema in one leg why are both her legs the same size? Is she going to the gym and lifting really heavy with the non lymphedema leg to compensate?
 
All this professing of the *true, deep, real* love she and Jade experience? Heh. Happy couples don't need to do that.
If you have to constantly tell people how in love you are and how amazing your life is, it probably isn't. Also happy, fulfilled people don't behave the way she does.

All this internal hatred and disgust directed outwards is blinding. Love that.
 
If she has lymphedema in one leg why are both her legs the same size? Is she going to the gym and lifting really heavy with the non lymphedema leg to compensate?
Her lymphedema are in both legs, but one leg is bigger.

This whole lymphedema arc is weird. 1) yes, she absolutely did JUST say in her IG q&a that it wasn’t swollen anymore and dismissed it; and 2) she just spent the last video talking about looking into surgery and wanting to know more about it and do research as if she were just diagnosed with it. Hasn’t she been saying she’s had lymphedema for fucking years? It’s so strange that it’s suddenly a hot topic for her.
The reason her legs seems less swollen is the she is keeping them elevated. Her lymphatic system is so poor that fluid can’t go up if she is standing up. This is also why she complains of them when she is in the car. There are surgical interventions possible but Amber is a very poor candidate because of her size as she is a poor surgical risk. The other issue is that she would need to lose at least 200 pounds before even being considered. Her best option at this time is bandages and lymphatic drainage massages. There is no magic pill for her. Of course, it is all Becky’s fault.
 
Fuck off HAMMY, you aint gonna spread leg akimbo on your lymphatic and dirty pussy fluid filled bed du jour and get those hocks and trotters wrapped.
Your, ✨Trauma✨ wont allow you to show your layrgs to anyone.
We know it, you know it. It takes several wrappings, diet and medications to make a significant dent in a case as severe hers.
lmao gtfo :story: :story:
 
Her lymphedema are in both legs, but one leg is bigger.
Very normal. And as much as I detest the fact that I'd admit I had anything in common with Hamber, yes, my right leg was for some reason much worse than my left, even though both were pretty fucked.
 
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