Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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ObesetoBeast did a video about Amber's latest foolishness. The title claims that she tried to CANCEL him. Oh honey. Even if people had the power to "cancel" another human as if they were a TV show, Fat Amber certainly does NOT have that power.

Amberlynn Reid Tried to CANCEL Me...
 
I hate to bring up another reaction channel, especially one that I don’t even like but I just listened to Karina Kaboom’s latest and she brought up a really interesting point.

Let’s say ALR followed through on this nonsense threat all the way. She absolutely positively won’t, but let’s indulge the fantasy game. So someone eventually decides to call her bluff and they enter into a lawsuit. ALR will eventually be faced with 2 choices: 1) You don’t show up to court claiming a medical reason in which case you have to admit to the world you are actually dying of your health problems that you’ve been concealing and lying about for years; or 2) You show up. And in the words of Karina Kaboom: “aren’t you going to want to bring a friend?” … imagine that. Federal courts are open to the public, people absolutely would show up to see this shit show. Would be absolutely hilarious if this is how Jade/Alexis/Wifey gets the big reveal.

Ah, to dream.

Anyway, we all know that if she does anything at all that it would end unspectacularly with someone just appealing the strike. That’s where it ends, if it even gets there.
 
This new MoralLectureLynn era is so bad. Every single video is Amber telling us all how we are evil.
We never lied about someone raping us, Amber. We never "whoops" accidentally let our gf's pet out of the house, searched for like 5 minutes, then went "oh well" and bought our own pet that we wanted anyway. We never blabbered on and on about UWU funsies when our gf's mother died.
This bitch is unreal.

She claims people steal her content. "People only react to vlogs when something spectacular happens." Good to admit she is fucking boring,

Plus, there is the issue of "I get hobbies and people ruin them". Why does she have to have those hobbies publicly??? She couldn't do that scratch art thing without showing it off in her vids! Same with books. I love me some books, I get wanting to discuss them (which she didn't even do, but whatever). Just register on Goodreads with a different username, not as Amberlynn Reid. People won't know.
 
To go full autist...
I'd think that the width dimension is perhaps denoting circumference, because a tiny vibrator being 2.06 inches across is fucking enormous.
Assuming 2.06 inch circumference, this results in 21/32 inch diameter, or ~16.67 mm. Meaning it would be between a size 6 and 6.5 ring.

Which makes AL's story even more completely bullshit, because she wouldn't be able to fit a size 6.5 ring onto the tip of her fucking pinkie given the size of her balloon sausage fingers.
The dimensions are the package size. Amazon doesnt take the item out of the package and measure it.
 
The dimensions are the package size. Amazon doesnt take the item out of the package and measure it.

No shit, well sorry everyone I'm retarded. Pls report if you know the average ring size of a standard proposal vibrator.

To throw it back for a real one, I was quite shocked over hiatus to find out Amber racked up racks of student loan debt during the Casey era when her choices were work or school. I don't know if she aged out of foster care in California or Oklahoma, but both of those states waive tuition for former foster children who attend school in state. So a homeless woman with a free education ticket voluntarily took out tens of thousands so she could live with her out of state underage girlfriend and not need to have a job. For fucks sake, SHE COULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND HAD STUDENT HOUSING FOR FOUR YEARS. And got a free degree to go with it!

Refer to this whenever Amber says she loves lurning
 
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No shit, well sorry everyone I'm retarded. Pls report if you know the average ring size of a standard proposal vibrator.

To throw it back for a real one, I was quite shocked over hiatus to find out Amber racked up racks of student loan debt during the Casey era when her choices were work or school. I don't know if she aged out of foster care in California or Oklahoma, but both of those states waive tuition for former foster children who attend school in state. So a homeless woman with a free education ticket voluntarily took out tens of thousands so she could live with her out of state underage girlfriend and not need to have a job. For fucks sake, SHE COULD HAVE STAYED HOME AND HAD STUDENT HOUSING FOR FOUR YEARS. And got a free degree to go with it!

Refer to this whenever Amber says she loves lurning
Considering that the “college” she went to was fuckin’ Brown Mackie, it was for the best that she dropped out. Dat student debt, though. At least she’d qualify for that student loan forgiveness?

I somehow got to rewatching some of her hysterectomy and cancer saga and rereading some of the posts in this thread. The “I didnt lie” video was more of the current morallynn lecturing about how people hate her because she’s fat, how they want her to fail because she’s fat, how they think she faked cancer because she’s fat. It’s same shit, different era. And like when those vids were new, I just didn’t feel any sympathy. You cry wolf too many times, people will have a hard time believing you. Especially since AL did and has done nothing to take care of herself after the diagnosis. I looked at the comments to that and the cancer announcement vid and the retroactive comments say the same.

Keep laying on pillow mountain, piggy. You made quite a bed for yourself.
 
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Absolutely. Jade’s arrogant and stubborn insistence on making herself a constant shadowy background presence with her deep set man voice but refusing to actually to reveal herself in videos is frustrating to viewers. It serves as a constant reminder of what ALR loves to declare… which is that she is keeping things offline.
Amber keeping things offline is just cope. Shes saving face, and badly. I think amber begs and pleads and tries to sneak right up to the line of her feeders boundaries because shes just a child like that. Amber is the weird oversharing kid in middleschool nobody likes. She desperately wants to show the world her diversity hire feeder gf but jade doesnt want to be a part of ambers trainwreck.

Guess what? Your train wreck life is the draw for your channel, you nimrod. Not only have you taken away the only appealing thing about yourself but you’re constantly reminding your fan base that you did so.

You can see her waffling about this in her last couple videos, one part reassuring us shes still a train wreck troll queen and the other part she desperately wants to be like all the other thin beautiful youtubers and just have her life put on camera and strangers applaud her for her life choices.
No one like this. And no one likes you for you. One of the reactors actually said it best, viewers want to see the real and ugly. Don’t do q&as pretending people give a single shit what your favorite color is. No one is asking that. You’re undermining your audience and that’s the kind of insolent nonsense that drives viewership away.
if amber doesnt do silly q & a bullshit like a forever teen amber isnt getting the dopamine hit that lets her self soothe and continue to think that everything is ok with her life.
If you’re going to hide Jade, then hide her. Let people forget she exists. Stop showing 99% of her in an adult swaddle try on and then hide only her face. Stop letting her answer question on your IG as some kind of guest star. Stop talking about your ridiculous prepubescent boy fantasy sex life and how you piddle yourself with joy everyday because you are both in some euphoric infinite honeymoon phase. No one believes it anyway and it’s revolting. Hell, if you could just get rid of this useless side character altogether that would be great.
Im convinced this is still mostly for becky. Shes so assmad that she couldnt trap becky in that fat woman dictatorship marriage most white trash straight people have and tote her around wommart for eternity. Amber HAS to let everyone know but like for realz this time shes fucking around with a real woman/daddy/zaddy/totally not a feeder but a real person whos interested in her not her size but her as a person and is totally better than becky in every way possible. She wants so desperately to have people watch her "succeed" without becky and have people talk to becky about it or maybe hope becky watches her videos and cries at what shes lost.

In reality nobody cares especially becky. Shes busy fucking around in someones backyard and playing retro games like a free range 90s kid.

Cut her out like your cancerous uterus.
She doesnt have insurance and cant afford it.




Also- I missed yall a little bit. ❤️
 
Amber keeping things offline is just cope. Shes saving face, and badly. I think amber begs and pleads and tries to sneak right up to the line of her feeders boundaries because shes just a child like that. Amber is the weird oversharing kid in middleschool nobody likes. She desperately wants to show the world her diversity hire feeder gf but jade doesnt want to be a part of ambers trainwreck.

While the Farms was down, I had a look at some reaction channel compilations, and after seeing comments there, I had some questions of my own because knowing Fat Albert, a lot isn't sitting right.

1. NO FUCKING WAY has Amberlynn ever, nor WOULD she, respect anyone's boundaries and requests for privacy. Them internet pointz and asspatzz are just too valuable. But suddenly we're all for respecting boundaries and saying "muh girlfriend" instead of Jade--even AFTER she's been doxed already?

2. In the comments on one vid, someone mentioned that it's likely because Jade has committed some crime and/or is on the hook for thousands, if not tens of thousands from court. I saw discussion about extradition to New York and that she's likely trying to dodge identification on camera from the court. Seems STOOPID to me anyway--and just as STOOPID on Hambutt's part to keep playing this "muh girlfriend" schtick because Jade Francis has been identified positively several times over. Yeah, police are lazy and incompetent, but there are often times when they're just building a YUGE slam dunk case. Neither Jade, nor Hambutt, are particularly smart or clever.

3. IDK if Jade is a feeder or not. I kept seeing comments about it on Youtube. I tend to disagree. My feeling is that Jade is your very, very typical black around whites--a grifter, a thief, a liar, a scammer, and could likely be dangerous (not that I care about Hambutt) for Amberlynn when Jade brings her friends around, or leaves Amberlynn for any period of time to have sex with who she actually is in a relationship with. It's both interestingly hilarious and dangerous that, at any time, Amberlynn is at grave risk for being completely cleaned out of her apartment, left to rot on the terlet with shit still stuck in her asscrack, or left to flailing on the floor like an upturned turtle. I doubt Amber could even reach her phone to call someone if it was too far out of reach. I'm hoping Becky manned up and changed her number (prolly not).

4. Finally...how much longer can anyone here see this horseshit arc continuing? There has to be a resolution with the courts soon. If not, there has to be a line in the sand for Jade Francis putting up with BAAAAABE--UHHH! And having to wipe up peanut butter from a 1970's shag carpet that's never seen an ounce of maintenance.


Also: I looked, but couldn't find anything on this. What's happened with allllll these other friends? Yeah, Dunce cap and the fridge are gone, broke up with each other, and the fridge lost weight, but... Did both just completely sever all contact? Did either give a reason? Did they move out of state? The others (Krystal, Casey) I can see ghosting once the Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon fucked off to another state. Just wondering.
 
NO FUCKING WAY has Amberlynn ever, nor WOULD she, respect anyone's boundaries and requests for privacy.
I suspect Jade has something to hold over Amber in some way.

Either Amber couldn't get any another person to play the part of "girlfriend" for what she's paying and is afraid Jade will leave her to stew in her own mess, or Amber is afraid of the scary black lady because rayciss, OR Amber is afraid of being "cancelled" by the woke mob if she upsets one of their protected class.

But yeah, no way on her own did Amber suddenly decide to start being respectful. There's something else going on.

As for why Jade doesn't want to be seen on camera, well, would YOU want to admit to hanging around Amber Lynn Reid?
 
Either Amber couldn't get any another person to play the part of "girlfriend" for what she's paying and is afraid Jade will leave her to stew in her own mess
In Wagner's opera Lohengrin, a knight comes to help a gentlewoman in distress. She agrees to marry him but he forbids her to ask where he is from. Later, she forgets and asks him. He then leaves her, never to return.

I think the agreement between Amber and Jade is that she will stay as long as she is never mentioned, otherwise she will go back to NYC. Too bad that Richard Wagner is long dead; he could have written an opera about these two.
 
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Why is Amberlynn acting like such a mean cunt lately? My guess is menopause is bringing out her inner bitch and true personality; Also counting whatever else is stressing or "traumatizing" her. In August, ALR mentioned it when her estrogen "malpractice" bullshit story dropped. The fat bitch was too lazy to take her pills and lied about medical records getting yeeted. Remember the nurse at the cancer center who spoke out against Big Al's story on, may Allah forgive me, Reddit? (I can't find the archive, if anyone wants to be a dear :c)

The reaction channels that are running scared of Amber are absolute cowards, grow some fucking balls and just do a bit more editing or pausing, for fucks sake if you're that worried. If you search "Amberlynn Reid" on YouTube, reaction channels appear 1-3 times before her account even does. YouTube does not want to get rid of haydur nation, unlike some of the fagtard overlord admins at Reddit.

Amberlynn is annoying and I'm tired of her trying to lecture us like a mean elementary school teacher for the past month. Where is Jade? Not even a hand or a low, monotone quip? Jade has been nothing but an ominous wrench thrown in the Amberverse. The relationship is deteriorating. Just a few months ago Jade was being grabby and gross with Amber and ALR was talking about "my bed, where I make love". Amber loves to feign affection for the camera, then dead silence. I don't think things are good between Jade and Amberlynn anymore.

Big AL has rode out the "I'm going through something and my laygh-tendon-ligament-type-deal-situation-moment." She's no longer the fun, fat (still fat) dumb bimbo I tuned in for. If she continues to be a spiteful and lecture everyone boringly, longtime haydurs are going to tune out until there's another era or something eventful happens. I don't see her losing more weight either in her current mentalz. The cycle is eternal.
 
My theory is that she's running low on money.
I don't really have anything to base this on, I just like to bring up how much less she makes now.
Considering she's gone from 'I can pay for weight loss surgery outright, in cash, today' to 'I can't afford weight loss surgery, so that's why I'm not getting it' (I distinctly remember her saying that in one of these snooze fests I've recapped... my brain refuses to recall which one, though, because I was too liquored up to give a fuck), I'd say that there may be merit to your suspicions.
 
HEY GORLS!!!1! I’m so glad to be back!

Now that that’s out of the way — ALR is full of shit, as usual. Sure, there are low-effort reaction channels that just re-upload her shit without transforming it, but the well-known reactors, the reactors she mentions by name, are putting more effort into their reaction videos than ALR puts into her yawntent. If ALR deserves to be paid for her so-called effort—which is debatable—than so do the reactors. Point blank PERIODT.
 
While the Farms was down, I had a look at some reaction channel compilations, and after seeing comments there, I had some questions of my own because knowing Fat Albert, a lot isn't sitting right.

1. NO FUCKING WAY has Amberlynn ever, nor WOULD she, respect anyone's boundaries and requests for privacy. Them internet pointz and asspatzz are just too valuable. But suddenly we're all for respecting boundaries and saying "muh girlfriend" instead of Jade--even AFTER she's been doxed already?
She could push becky around. She cant push around jade. Jade doesnt get her way, she will straight up dip and not give a single fuck. Amber is really beholden to her because of that. Amber hasnt been happy since they got together because the new-ness of a relationship or bdsm molment wore off and jade hasnt been filling beckys shoes, amber has to deal with everything shes been avoiding. She cant just dump it all on her girlfriend and has to stay on track losing at least some weight because jade likes to see amber mobile and struggling not bedbound. Disrespecting her partners like shes used to, thats one of ambers primary coping mechanisms next to food.
3. IDK if Jade is a feeder or not. I kept seeing comments about it on Youtube. I tend to disagree. My feeling is that Jade is your very, very typical black around whites--a grifter, a thief, a liar, a scammer, and could likely be dangerous (not that I care about Hambutt) for Amberlynn when Jade brings her friends around, or leaves Amberlynn for any period of time to have sex with who she actually is in a relationship with. It's both interestingly hilarious and dangerous that, at any time, Amberlynn is at grave risk for being completely cleaned out of her apartment, left to rot on the terlet with shit still stuck in her asscrack, or left to flailing on the floor like an upturned turtle. I doubt Amber could even reach her phone to call someone if it was too far out of reach. I'm hoping Becky manned up and changed her number (prolly not).
Tinfoil hat is on: the sitting on the chair thing in her office is feeder shit. Also her smug ass face,her gf probably suggested it. Amber i think is too into "she loves me for me" cope and is stupid as fuck so shes at least got that "something thats weirdly specific makes jade happy so amber does the thing" = praise.
I also think jade likes amber struggling during wommart/ target runs and is only out of the sight of the camera for vlogeen.
The cooking for her and amber kinda helping, amber doing shit around the house and ambers learned helplessness just makes it easier. Also the touching her boob on camera thing. She just has feeder vibes but she wont come out and say it because it ruins ambers fantasy. Amber wont like that at all cause shes a princess and it will ruin everything.

Also amber is a shit target for a grift. Amber learned not to give money/financially support because the backlash when her and becky broke up. Jade has multiple jobs, amber is barely paying for all her bills theres no way someone who isnt a feeder will take on multiple jobs to grift someone. (I think amber is telling the truth about wipeys jobs because she will use it as an excuse to binge)
Also: I looked, but couldn't find anything on this. What's happened with allllll these other friends? Yeah, Dunce cap and the fridge are gone, broke up with each other, and the fridge lost weight, but... Did both just completely sever all contact? Did either give a reason? Did they move out of state? The others (Krystal, Casey) I can see ghosting once the Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon fucked off to another state. Just wondering.
Shes one of those people who peaked in highschool so all the things they reference are years old.

My theory is that she's running low on money.
I don't really have anything to base this on, I just like to bring up how much less she makes now.
She is 100% low on money. Her views have dropped, shes been mobile for weeks i think (no longer using a cane) and we still haven't gotten shit for content. Shes raging at reaction channels, namedropping chantal and sucking her balls defending her and she recently changed a title because her audience called her out for clickbaiting. Amber is freaking out.
 
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