Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Ravenor]

Scones are slightly sweet. Biscuits are more savory and are usually paired with either white gravy or sometimes butter and jam (if you're a heathen).

Off topic: my husband is originally from England and to this day still refuses to eat biscuits or mayo. He describes them as "an affront to nature."

I've tried them last time i was in the US, still weirded me out the flavour combinations just wrong to the English pallet, he is dead wrong about mayo though - however, you could possibly taunt him with salad cream.

 

[Tazz]

She's going to try to move in permanently. Seems she hasnt been to the apartment for a while. Density supposidly goes daily for the cats.

Pure bullshit. Density or anyone else will not drive 40mins each way for cats that arent theirs.

I say she rips a 5lb bag of dry food and puts down bowls of water in a few places. Goes back 1x a week.

She can walk for long distances fine.
She no longer has heal spurs.

Jesus must have healed her back and spurs

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

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Mary and Sharla look like beauty queens compared to the rest of that bubble map of ungodly fugliness.

edit: ok Krystal's not That Bad though, I don't want to lump her in. She gets points from me for having the 'tism and still being the most thoughtful and kindhearted of that group.

 

[HugePanties]

I haven't watched the old videos with Krystal, the few times I've seen her she seems rather naive to Amber's "eat the planet & use everyone on it" mentality.

 

[Ambaby]

Amber's jealous of Kate Winslet! Becky's long-time friend thinks it's weird.

 

[PiggyPie]

Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

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Fucking beautiful man... I wish I could give the Semper Fidilis rating. I still can't believe how many obese lesbians live in Kentucky.

 

[Ambaby]

Amber has better chemistry with this GUY than with any female that I have ever seen her with. Haven't heard any screeeeeeing, saltiness, nor obsessive need for validation.

Fucking beautiful man... I wish I could give the Semper Fidilis rating. I still can't believe how many obese lesbians live in Kentucky.

Off topic: How is one able to give the Semper Fi? I noticed I cannot use it either.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

Off topic: How is one able to give the Semper Fi? I noticed I cannot use it either.

Paying members of the farms have access to some things us freeloaders don't, like the extra ratings.

Also, edit your posts instead of double-posting (unless you're adding a huge update about a cow that warrants its own comment)

 

[HugePanties]

It infuriates me when someone sends bars to her on YouNow. She consistently yaps about YouNow being her "job" and there for the money. Yet some of these pigeons send it anyway.

 

[Barbarella]

It infuriates me when someone sends bars to her on YouNow. She consistently yaps about YouNow being her "job" and there for the money. Yet some of these pigeons send it anyway.

Has anybody figured out how much these bats are worth? It was asked upthread with no answer, and I'm curious too.

 

[HugePanties]

1,000 bars is $10. Minus whatever YouNow takes out. Sometimes she gets barely none, other times people are throwing them at her like peanuts. ( pun intended )

 

[Ravenor]

Amber has better chemistry with this GUY than with any female that I have ever seen her with. Haven't heard any screeeeeeing, saltiness, nor obsessive need for validation.



Off topic: How is one able to give the Semper Fi? I noticed I cannot use it either.

You need to support the farm financially (this place does cost money and time to run), I think @Broken Pussy had a competition recently for someone to get it, I also but it from time to time for members who impress me or who are just genuinely nice people to get access to more stickers.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Most are just giving her their free spin, I've never spent a dime and had 5 crowns once.

 

[Xenomorph]

You know I am shocked AL wont apply for My 600 Pound Life, she is such an attention whore and loves putting her face in the camera you would think this would be a natural move for her. Too bad you can't do an intervention episode for food addiction.

 

[Rotogravure]

You know I am shocked AL wont apply for My 600 Pound Life, she is such an attention whore and loves putting her face in the camera you would think this would be a natural move for her. Too bad you can't do an intervention episode for food addiction.

Because she wouldn't be able to be in charge of angles, and what content she controls. Not that it does her much good NOW, but she wouldn't want to give that up.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

You know I am shocked AL wont apply for My 600 Pound Life, she is such an attention whore and loves putting her face in the camera you would think this would be a natural move for her. Too bad you can't do an intervention episode for food addiction.

I want a shot of this thread showing on her laptop when she does the talking head about her haterz and cyberbullies.

 

[HugePanties]

I find it odd how when she sits on YouNow, you almost can't tell she's the 2nd coming of Jabba The Hutt.

 

[EH 110]

You know I am shocked AL wont apply for My 600 Pound Life, she is such an attention whore and loves putting her face in the camera you would think this would be a natural move for her. Too bad you can't do an intervention episode for food addiction.

She won't admit to being 500 pounds. I saw someone on the show who was 550 pounds, so you don't necessarily have to be 600+ to qualify. We all know Big Amber is well over 500, but she'll never admit it. I honestly think she believes she's "too small" to be on the show.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Side note: I crack up every time someone on here refers to this cast of characters as "Rape" or "Density."
Ya'll are bae goals af like whooaaammmiiiii

I swear any time I hear them say her name I hear it as Rape. It's her fault for picking an autistic name for herself.

Biscuits with chocolate gravy is indeed a Southern thing with its roots in the Great Depression. Fat and simple carbs aren't so bad for people who are doing a great deal of physical labor day in and day out; even those who don't typically enjoy this kind of food often will start to crave it under these circumstances. This was a way to stretch a little bit of chocolate over inexpensive staples to make a Sunday treat for an entire family at a time when food - let alone nutritious food - could be hard to come by.

People back then would've eaten something better if they had it. Amber and her coterie choose the worst shit, despite having so many other options.

Spoiler: Powerlevel-ish

I grew up in the land of funeral potatoes and tator tot hotdish, so my critique of culinary choices in other parts of the US should be taken with a grain of salt. Traditional dishes are heavy on carbs and starches here too as farming is still a big part of people's lives. But even so, many sit in a tractor most hours versus doing all the physical work done decades ago.

She won't admit to being 500 pounds. I saw someone on the show who was 550 pounds, so you don't necessarily have to be 600+ to qualify. We all know Big Amber is well over 500, but she'll never admit it. I honestly think she believes she's "too small" to be on the show.

Uh, her haunted scale totally said she was 471 or something the last time she filmed herself near it. Lolz. Too bad it's hard for her to comprehend how obvious her weight gain has been this year. I think she should have set a goal to gain 100 lbs instead of lose it.

 

[Null]

This is going to be a little creepy but I laughed hard enough I feel like sharing.

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(P.S. Almost every website utilizes this technology and if that bothers you, get a VPN.)