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Did this faggot claim she has pneumonia? lmao ok
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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thank god for recaps and other channels that cut out the extra bs. I could hardly stand the cut down version orange queen put out with dustys new uhaul lesbian bride.
This may be some new blood coming into ambers thread but dusty has always been a gigatard.
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Dusty's gee eff is slow, right?
Bitch lookd faded 24/7
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FFS, Hamber. Could you do ANYthing remotely like get out of the fucking stankpartment for something other than rampant consumerism?
This is the perfect time of the year to be outside in the south. Goddamn, this earth is wasted on and by you, pig. More importantly
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, YOU UTTER SWINE!
TL;W/R: Hamber get ready for therapy #10 (of 12). Hamber do more homework. Hamber open Amazon boxes: more muumuus, balloons, (correction: not dandruff shampoo, some kind of scalp scrubber for dandruff.). Hamber play balloons with MG,W. Hamber heat up leftover pasta. Hamber take shower. Hamber not wash hair. WASABI! Hamber had pneumonia. Hamber boring.
This is the perfect time of the year to be outside in the south. Goddamn, this earth is wasted on and by you, pig. More importantly
WASH YOUR GREASY, NASTY HAIR, YOU UTTER SWINE!
Hamber's looking rough, y'all. 525 my entire ass.
Anyway, she's getting ready for notch number 10 on the therapy board. Just two more and you get atoaster air fryer rice cooker mandoline whatever the fuck next appliance there is that you stuff in a cabinet somewhere and never use.
Claims to not want to talk AT ALL, and that's a lah, Hamber, we know you are your own favorite subject. She wishes she could just snap her fingers (snap) and be done, which, curiously, is exactly the same thing she said about WLS (plus three months). Nothing says "I;m willing to do anything it takes to reach my goal" like wishing vast swaths of time and work into oblivion.
"Therapy went good." Never change, GrammarHamber, never change.
MG,W is lisening to music via headphones because Hamber doesn't want to get a strike. Going out on a limb here and saying MG,W doesn't want to listen to you wqueeeeaaallll and cackle you way through yet another video where nothing happens.
FFS, more of this homework crap. I wrote less in upper level lit classes.
Blah blah blah. Zoned out here because she's once again doing this whole surface/deep level therapy shit.
She's now assigning anthropomorph status to her teeth, which are revolting against staying in her mouth - something we can surely sympathize with, no doubt - versus them rotting away because she doesn't do anything she's supposed to do. Like take her hormones! Since the lack of hormones can cause bones to become soft and spongy just like your outsides, Hamber, you are willfully contributing to the demise of whatever dental health you have left. On the plus side, once you lose enough teeth or have enough pulled to the point you need bridges or dentures, you can totally justify swallowing your food whole like the whale you are by blaming it on muh dentalz.
She claims she's going to go to the dentist. Lemme guess: the dentist doesn't take insurance, like the so-called shrink you're seeing.
Amazon crap she doesn't need. More muumuus. (Correction: not dandruff shampoo, some kind of scalp scrubber for dandruff.) She doesn't understand why Amazon doesn't ship everything in the same box, because she ordered it all at the same time. Well, 140IQHamber, allow me to explain, in words you can understand. Ahem...
AMAZON DOESN'T STOCK EVERY FUCKING PRODUCT AT EVERY FUCKING WAREHOUSE, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
You're welcome. She also bought balloons because she and MG,W like to play volletyball in the house. Somehow, I think this is "Me and MG,W poked a balloon back and forth to another while teasing the animals, so we just do that allll the time as far as you guise are concerned!" Right. Like doing Lego kits together or playing board games or having sexytimes approximately twenty times a day.
She just tried to do some kind of skat thing, and it sounds exactly like you think it would. She's leaning on the counter and out of breath just from that, it appears, or maybe it was the exertion of getting up off her shelf ass. Whatever thec ase, it's clear she is not doing any exercise whatsoever.
She badgered MG,W to participate in a balloon-blowing contest and....wait, I am told it is a balloon blowing UP contest, sorry about that. Remember when you got that little karaoke microphone for your sister's three year old as a gift that year, thinking you'd be gone long before the kid would be playing with it, only to find that your sister didn't appreciate you attempting to make your escape, making you sit back down, between your great aunt Sylvia ("Call me Syl, everyone does!") and said three year old toddler right when the toddler figured out that you'd already put batteries in the thing so she could begin belting out "Let it Go" from Frozen on repeat?
Yeah, it's like that.
Hamber blows up her balloon the size of a beach ball and declares it the perfect size. Makes MG,W tie off the balloon because of course Hamber and her fat sausage fingers on her balloon hands can't. They use both balloons, and Hamber's out of breath in the span of under 100 seconds, so that wraps up the stankpartment volleyball. Moving on!
Welcome back to 3rd grade arts and craft everyone! They've made ooblek, and I'd bet every dime in my bank account Hamber has no idea WTF that is. She explains it's a mix of water and cornstarch that when you touch it, it feels hard, but it isn't. She also doesn't know why the fuck that's the case, and I'm not here to try to explain physics to someone who doesn't believe the moon landings happen but does believe in chemtrails.
She just now pronounced it as ooo-blaohnk and I stg...Great. bonus footage of Hamber wiping her beetus balloon paw on the back of MG,W's hand, and MG,W returning the favor by dripping ooblek on the back of Hamber's, causing Hamber to screech BAYYYY-BEEEE. Fuck off, losers.
Next day.
Hamber's having leftovers. Pasta in vodka sauce. But no one in the house drinks. LOL That's some dry ass pasta. She's wearing one of her new muumuus. Boy, that weight must be a dire situation.
Blah blah. I'm taking a break from YouTube. But not IG - yeah, we know, haha, Density's videos must grind your gears. Says she doesn't know what her upload schedule will look like. Same as it always does: like shit, because there's nothing new. Guess it's time to brainstorm the next arc.
Tries to convince us she showers regularly again, getting her shit out to get in and let some water run over her long enough to get the surface grime off. Good luck. Or maybe MG,W pointed out that Hamber should
WASH THAT GREASY, NASTY HAIR
so she flounced off as well as a whale can. Whatever.
Wasabi sighting.
Still didn't wash that fucking hair. That poop bun has to smell like an overflowing sewer at the height of a Lexington summer.
Says she had "acute pneumonia" due to that "lung thing". Still claims to have a little of that "lung thing" happening, despite being on the last pill if the antibiotic course. Says she was told that "once you have pneumonia it's easier for you to get it again" and no, you dumbass, that is not how it works. Know what DOES increase your chances of getting repeat rounds? Things like not completing a full round of antibiotics. Having a compromised immune system due to injury or disease. Aspirating food or other substances - if you, say, happened to swallow bits of potato down into your trachea and you tend to swallow whole or partial foodstuffs without sufficient time for your larynx to close properly on a regular basis. Never leaving home on a regular basis and having a housemate who does bringing back all sorts of little surprises that may be nothing to them. And so on.
This bitch still thinks she's going to be getting WLS after that 12th notch of therapy is done. She's super excited - I swear to fuck I'm going to send her a thesaurus.
Noted physician DoctorLynn Medicine Woman says she feels fine, it's just when she breathes in (she takes a breath here) "...it feels like there's fluid in it. That's just the best way to put it." Really? How the fuck would you know what it feels like?
She blathers on about how she didn't say anything out of embarrassment? WTF?
I'm glad this is the end because this is Hamber either being so deliberately obtuse and annoying she is that three year old you bought the karaoke mic for OR she is even dumber than I thought, in all seriousness.
See you later (heart) end card. No kissy noises for your viewers? Sad.
Anyway, she's getting ready for notch number 10 on the therapy board. Just two more and you get a
Claims to not want to talk AT ALL, and that's a lah, Hamber, we know you are your own favorite subject. She wishes she could just snap her fingers (snap) and be done, which, curiously, is exactly the same thing she said about WLS (plus three months). Nothing says "I;m willing to do anything it takes to reach my goal" like wishing vast swaths of time and work into oblivion.
"Therapy went good." Never change, GrammarHamber, never change.
MG,W is lisening to music via headphones because Hamber doesn't want to get a strike. Going out on a limb here and saying MG,W doesn't want to listen to you wqueeeeaaallll and cackle you way through yet another video where nothing happens.
FFS, more of this homework crap. I wrote less in upper level lit classes.
Blah blah blah. Zoned out here because she's once again doing this whole surface/deep level therapy shit.
She's now assigning anthropomorph status to her teeth, which are revolting against staying in her mouth - something we can surely sympathize with, no doubt - versus them rotting away because she doesn't do anything she's supposed to do. Like take her hormones! Since the lack of hormones can cause bones to become soft and spongy just like your outsides, Hamber, you are willfully contributing to the demise of whatever dental health you have left. On the plus side, once you lose enough teeth or have enough pulled to the point you need bridges or dentures, you can totally justify swallowing your food whole like the whale you are by blaming it on muh dentalz.
She claims she's going to go to the dentist. Lemme guess: the dentist doesn't take insurance, like the so-called shrink you're seeing.
Amazon crap she doesn't need. More muumuus. (Correction: not dandruff shampoo, some kind of scalp scrubber for dandruff.) She doesn't understand why Amazon doesn't ship everything in the same box, because she ordered it all at the same time. Well, 140IQHamber, allow me to explain, in words you can understand. Ahem...
AMAZON DOESN'T STOCK EVERY FUCKING PRODUCT AT EVERY FUCKING WAREHOUSE, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
You're welcome. She also bought balloons because she and MG,W like to play volletyball in the house. Somehow, I think this is "Me and MG,W poked a balloon back and forth to another while teasing the animals, so we just do that allll the time as far as you guise are concerned!" Right. Like doing Lego kits together or playing board games or having sexytimes approximately twenty times a day.
She just tried to do some kind of skat thing, and it sounds exactly like you think it would. She's leaning on the counter and out of breath just from that, it appears, or maybe it was the exertion of getting up off her shelf ass. Whatever thec ase, it's clear she is not doing any exercise whatsoever.
She badgered MG,W to participate in a balloon-blowing contest and....wait, I am told it is a balloon blowing UP contest, sorry about that. Remember when you got that little karaoke microphone for your sister's three year old as a gift that year, thinking you'd be gone long before the kid would be playing with it, only to find that your sister didn't appreciate you attempting to make your escape, making you sit back down, between your great aunt Sylvia ("Call me Syl, everyone does!") and said three year old toddler right when the toddler figured out that you'd already put batteries in the thing so she could begin belting out "Let it Go" from Frozen on repeat?
Yeah, it's like that.
Hamber blows up her balloon the size of a beach ball and declares it the perfect size. Makes MG,W tie off the balloon because of course Hamber and her fat sausage fingers on her balloon hands can't. They use both balloons, and Hamber's out of breath in the span of under 100 seconds, so that wraps up the stankpartment volleyball. Moving on!
Welcome back to 3rd grade arts and craft everyone! They've made ooblek, and I'd bet every dime in my bank account Hamber has no idea WTF that is. She explains it's a mix of water and cornstarch that when you touch it, it feels hard, but it isn't. She also doesn't know why the fuck that's the case, and I'm not here to try to explain physics to someone who doesn't believe the moon landings happen but does believe in chemtrails.
She just now pronounced it as ooo-blaohnk and I stg...Great. bonus footage of Hamber wiping her beetus balloon paw on the back of MG,W's hand, and MG,W returning the favor by dripping ooblek on the back of Hamber's, causing Hamber to screech BAYYYY-BEEEE. Fuck off, losers.
Next day.
Hamber's having leftovers. Pasta in vodka sauce. But no one in the house drinks. LOL That's some dry ass pasta. She's wearing one of her new muumuus. Boy, that weight must be a dire situation.
Blah blah. I'm taking a break from YouTube. But not IG - yeah, we know, haha, Density's videos must grind your gears. Says she doesn't know what her upload schedule will look like. Same as it always does: like shit, because there's nothing new. Guess it's time to brainstorm the next arc.
Tries to convince us she showers regularly again, getting her shit out to get in and let some water run over her long enough to get the surface grime off. Good luck. Or maybe MG,W pointed out that Hamber should
WASH THAT GREASY, NASTY HAIR
so she flounced off as well as a whale can. Whatever.
Wasabi sighting.
Still didn't wash that fucking hair. That poop bun has to smell like an overflowing sewer at the height of a Lexington summer.
Says she had "acute pneumonia" due to that "lung thing". Still claims to have a little of that "lung thing" happening, despite being on the last pill if the antibiotic course. Says she was told that "once you have pneumonia it's easier for you to get it again" and no, you dumbass, that is not how it works. Know what DOES increase your chances of getting repeat rounds? Things like not completing a full round of antibiotics. Having a compromised immune system due to injury or disease. Aspirating food or other substances - if you, say, happened to swallow bits of potato down into your trachea and you tend to swallow whole or partial foodstuffs without sufficient time for your larynx to close properly on a regular basis. Never leaving home on a regular basis and having a housemate who does bringing back all sorts of little surprises that may be nothing to them. And so on.
This bitch still thinks she's going to be getting WLS after that 12th notch of therapy is done. She's super excited - I swear to fuck I'm going to send her a thesaurus.
Noted physician DoctorLynn Medicine Woman says she feels fine, it's just when she breathes in (she takes a breath here) "...it feels like there's fluid in it. That's just the best way to put it." Really? How the fuck would you know what it feels like?
She blathers on about how she didn't say anything out of embarrassment? WTF?
I'm glad this is the end because this is Hamber either being so deliberately obtuse and annoying she is that three year old you bought the karaoke mic for OR she is even dumber than I thought, in all seriousness.
See you later (heart) end card. No kissy noises for your viewers? Sad.
TL;W/R: Hamber get ready for therapy #10 (of 12). Hamber do more homework. Hamber open Amazon boxes: more muumuus, balloons, (correction: not dandruff shampoo, some kind of scalp scrubber for dandruff.). Hamber play balloons with MG,W. Hamber heat up leftover pasta. Hamber take shower. Hamber not wash hair. WASABI! Hamber had pneumonia. Hamber boring.
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Amber and Jade are both a bit special, aren't they.
Did Amber leave in a glimpse of a 3rd person when they were playing in cornstarch about halfway through the video or am I imagining something? I ain't going back and watching it again, I watched that part twice and that was plenty.
Tazo teas are awesome.
Wasabi is adorable.
Did Amber leave in a glimpse of a 3rd person when they were playing in cornstarch about halfway through the video or am I imagining something? I ain't going back and watching it again, I watched that part twice and that was plenty.
Tazo teas are awesome.
Wasabi is adorable.
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I 100% believe she aspirated the potater. Pneumonia HURTS. Im shocked she didnt say she had long COVID.
That liquid is her lungs gurgling and why isn't she on some sort of steroid/breathing tx. This bitch needs to MOVE.
Deathlynn.
That liquid is her lungs gurgling and why isn't she on some sort of steroid/breathing tx. This bitch needs to MOVE.
Deathlynn.
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Nope. Just MG,W's right arm.
She absolutely aspirated something. I wouldn't doubt to believe it' happened before, really. It's a wonder they didn't give her a spirometer somewhere along the way, although why bother with that, she wouldn't use it consistently anyway why am I acting as if she is a regular person and not a dainty princess with totally healthy lungs omg stop stop stopstopstopstop.
Deep breath. Cleansing breath. Innnnnn. Ouuuuuuut. Innnnnnnn. Ouuuuuuut.
Much better.
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I'm going to guess she is going to lose another tooth at the dentist. I think she has only gone three times as an adult and each time it was to get a tooth pulled. Money bags better be saving, because dentist aren't cheap, even ones that take imaginary insurance. You know what is funnier than being a 600 pound pig? A 600 pound toothless pig (cue Amber's out-of-breath weeze laugh.)
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There is a fat sow on tiktok name Leslie Clark who is more retarded form of Amber who constantly falls asleep on live.
She sounds like a fucking leaf blower. I wonder if Amber sounds that bad when she "sleeps"
She sounds like a fucking leaf blower. I wonder if Amber sounds that bad when she "sleeps"
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AIDSlynn Reid incoming
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She really said having dangleen lung (again) was embarrassing but telling us she shit herself eating isn't?
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"I just didn't want to share it, because I kinda lowkey felt embarrassed, but I mean, it is what it is."
Always worried about the absolute wrong thing.
Here's how bad the nontent is: of all the better known reaction channels, only ZM and DA have videos up about this episode of the Hamber Show as I type this.
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I'd like to pretend and think that she got it from her Temu. Some poor little sick Asian boy slaving away putting cheap tat in boxes, only for Pookie to get her claws all over it and slather cheap makeup on her skin. Ironic, considering she quit Freshly because she was scared of getting sick.
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She would be classified as ABAWD- Able Bodied Adult Without Dependents. My state's welfare agencies have entire units devoted to getting these fuckers off the teat. Also, her household contains a working adult? Nothing for you, Amber.
That pasta looked like dog food. You can't convince me her vodka sauce was anything beyond opening a jar.
Real vodka sauce requires some basic cooking skills, olive oil, heavy cream and actual alcohol. Bitch isn't handling that unless it's in her takeout.
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Even if Amber was blessed by angels and everything went perfectly when she applied for disability and she got approved on the first try, SSI for a single adult is $914. per month, if they consider her past YT income, SSDI is $3,627 maximum payment, I think. Food assistance (SNAP) for one person requires they make less than $2,266 and would only pay out $250. Can't buy very many bacons with that.
I always thought that the obsession with getting diagnosed with something, anything was more of a bid for disability than hope for a treatment plan. I think I said that back when they still lived at the Gaycare. Having an official diagnosis that you've been going to a doctor for is a huge step forward when filing.
*Numbers for government aid are what I scrounged up on the internets and are subject to change.
I always thought that the obsession with getting diagnosed with something, anything was more of a bid for disability than hope for a treatment plan. I think I said that back when they still lived at the Gaycare. Having an official diagnosis that you've been going to a doctor for is a huge step forward when filing.
*Numbers for government aid are what I scrounged up on the internets and are subject to change.
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Not that being disappointed with Hamber vids is anything new, but honestly where's the theatrics? The fanfare? No sit down, serious voice, alarming eye contact to try to be believable, sighing while looking to the heavens like WHY ME, life changing super-serious-this-time theatrics? For her totally real pneumonia? Just casually throw it at the wall then go... blow up balloons.
Lazy, fat, cunt.
Lazy, fat, cunt.
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She is going to end up toothless like her method out parents and have to gum all her food. That isn't going to stop her from eating though, she barely chews anyway. That why she's choking on fucking whole pieces of potato, she wants the food inside her belly so bad and fast she's swallowing shit whole.
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Folks need to not do these types of experiments. They're dangerous.
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I watched Bottle's latest video on The Swamp Ass Grizzly and thought to myself that this shit doesn't make sense. Bitch didn't complain about symptoms such as fever before (and you bet your ass she would if she even had a body temperature of 0,0001 ° higher than usual). She would have for sure also mentioned an x-ray, although pneumonia can be made as a clinical diagnosis.
Then I remembered her trying to inhale a whole ass seafood boil, and I was all like "sure, true, that makes sense".
Then I watched a this religious crying madman's (I like them messy) reaction. He includes The Swamp Ass Grizzly's whole video and it turns out that Bottle left out some important parts.
"Unfortunately I started having that lung issue again, and it turns out I have acute pneumonia. So I had to go pick up antibiotics, so I've been on those for a little bit. I'm actually about to take my last one and the antibiotics, like, they are helping. Um, I still feel the issue with my lung a little bit. Um, I'm not sure how I got the acute pneumonia. It is a little frustrating but they told me last year, um, that once you get it it's easy to get it again and just last year was the first time I've ever had pneumonia so now I'm just, you know."
There are some very common symptoms for pneumonia. One of them is fever (however, you can have pneumonia without it) as well as coughing, usually with expectoration (and yes, you can have pneumonia without this either). Then there is pain, shortness of breath and crap like that.
We didn't hear the Grizzly complain about any symptoms at all.
Is it likely she got acute pneumonia from aspiration of a whole fucking potato drenched in swamp liquids from God knows what toxic lake they pulled those sea creatures from? Yes. 100%.
She does mention again several times. She got it again. But she doesn't know how she got it.
If we reminiscent her "lung cancer" scare, there was a "mass". The "mass" then causing the atelectasis could have been food. Obvious Petri dish for bacteria, could have gotten cleared up by antibiotics. Same now. Not chewing is nothing new for our gorl.
Or, it is cancer. They didn't confirm the clinical diagnosis with an x-ray this time and bitch is one day closer to The End.
Amberlynn Reid, all I ask from you is that you vlog your last days, just like Jen did. I've watched you for many, many years and thus enabled your habits and lifestyle by contributing to your finances. Don't let me down (also, I've betted on you dying 2023 so...).
(If you need sources for the pneumonia shit google.com is your friend, it's Friday, I have unhealthy habits to upkeep.)