Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
She's not singing in this clip, she's moving purses around, like she's been doing for months.
This clip, from May, is in the video posted 7/15/2023. The singing would've been a timeline tell, as the Colleen Ballinger song was posted around July 2nd, 2023.

Clearly it says May on her calendar. She's been doing these closet videos for a long time and has been wearing daily and sleeping in the same clothes for weeks.
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To be fair, it is also possible she is too lazy to even update that calendar. She is terrible at commitments but doesn't entirely discredit the theory put forth as it is standard she hordes footages to post weeks later.
 
Maybe Jade was placed at AL’s place as part of Witness Protection and that’s why she never showed her face. And the term is either over or the perp died so it’s safe for her to move on. And that‘s why FBI Frank was in contact. He had the grand idea to place Jade there because she could hide (literally) behind AL.
She had a lawsuit for wrongful termination cause her work wanted her to report back to the office after covid and she claimed she was uwu disabledu and was fired for not going back into the office.
Jade couldnt show her face doing shit since she was suing about needing to be home and not catch those covid's and other germs, and currently the suit is ongoing and was filed during Amber's and her cohabitation.
 
She had a lawsuit for wrongful termination cause her work wanted her to report back to the office after covid and she claimed she was uwu disabledu and was fired for not going back into the office.
Jade couldnt show her face doing shit since she was suing about needing to be home and not catch those covid's and other germs, and currently the suit is ongoing and was filed during Amber's and her cohabitation.
Couldn't work in office, but could travel through at least two airports, multiple states, to move in with her not so prized pig.
 
Yeah, see I think the whole reason why Jade was there is to get out of New York but also to lie low from her former employers. I figured she'd abandon Amber when she loses and find a tech job in a different state. I think Amber was paying for everything mostly and Jade was stockpiling. She did need help with rent though because Amber spends so much on crap. She was definitely sitting on something because look at Christmas Amber showered her with gifts and Jade bought her cheap stuff.

My whole reason is New York is so expensive to get out of unless you have either savings or a stimulus boost. I figure Jade will do what a lot of New Yorkers are doing and going to Florida as its much cheaper but the quality of life is much better. It still stands, I think Jade has been gone up to a month as in Amber's pre break up videos, Jade was nowhere in fact I was going to make a post theorizing that she had jumped because it was a few weeks. Why because Amber somewhat confirmed it. She said, "I have been placing stuff in Feline's office." As if it's empty or not in use. Everyone moving knows that you always put the boxes in the room that is not being used.

I think she has either shacked up with someone else and is gone and left everything that is clunky to move. I am more inclined to believe this as if you look at most narc break ups the opposing party usually ups and leaves for just sheer relief. Though Jade picked her bed, narcs are some of the most toxic mother fuckers on the planet and the only effective way of shaking them is just uprooting and leaving no details.
Or
has contacted movers to pick up her stuff and send it to a forwarding address but I don't see this happening as it is quite expensive and I think Jade is worried that Amber may find the address by sneaking around or talking to the movers.
 
I mean, let’s be honest. Why the speculation as to why Jade is leaving? We should instead be giving her an award for staying as long as she did. Could any of us have been cooped up with a ranting, semi-conscious babbling obese toddler for any length of time? The constant yattering, the whining, the deliveries, the “Babes.” Lifting her into bed by the ass then having to get down to hickeytown (so 70’s, ladies), the wiping, the huffing & puffing, the filming, the therapy and wailing, the Lego. The Wal-Mart Christmas Craft Trinket Extravaganza was probably the start of the end for Faline. Even the dementia patients at my mom’s care home shun that shit. Remember when the poor girl had to pretend to love every single gift that ol' nail biting AL with the eager anticipation of a North Pole elf smothered her with? “Do you like it? Remember you said? We can take it back if…” And the stench. All the stench. There‘s no relief for that kind of smell.
 
I think the speculation is more of "why now". Everyone knows the beast is unlovable, all that shit about her existed two years ago and this Jade Francis retard knowingly and willingly initiated a relationship with her.

Then stayed, enabled, and defended the stink pile and called it "a really good person" on the way out.
 
I think the speculation is more of "why now". Everyone knows the beast is unlovable, all that shit about her existed two years ago and this Jade Francis retard knowingly and willingly initiated a relationship with her.

Then stayed, enabled, and defended the stink pile and called it "a really good person" on the way out.
I know some people don't agree but I think Albert's refusal to lose weight, stop ordering takeout and exercise was a big factor, regardless of what tubbo says. When she was a younger bisexual, Jade Francis seemed somewhat athletic. While she's a big 'un now, at least she didn't sit on her ass all day playing with toys and ordering food. She was the one that took care of the pets, she did the majority of the real cooking (that Al wouldn't eat) and I'm sure she did most of the cleaning.

She was the least retarded of the caretakers so I'm surprised she lasted as long as she did. It seemed like Al's failure to take the right steps for surgery would be a problem.
 
women get into relationships with losers and think “I’m going to be the one to fix them” alllll the time I don’t know why people here assume this cant happen with lesbians. It makes total sense that once it became obvious amber was not going to get WLS Jade was out.
I agree....but most losers that girls try to fix at least have the ability to wipe their own ass. Anyone who could tolerate the Ham planet has got be mentally disabled (all of her gorlfriends) and in need of additional income, or out to scam a retarded heffer. I am sure Jade got enough out this to have been worth it.
 
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