Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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caffeinated_pirate said:
Seriously, how do you make a moving arc boring? Hype up your new location, show a walk through of the new place, it’s not bloody hard.
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And yet, she's made every moving arc boring as shit, usually by skipping the entire thing and just filiming videos while suddenly plopped on her frog ass in a new location.

Just fat, useless loser things. 🥰
 
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Cock wombler said:
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This one always was (and will most likely be) my all time favourite, and what I think about in regards to how she looks irl:
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("SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL" - Sept 5, 2019, approx 7:45-7:55)
She spends a few molments trying to fix the back of the shir-dress, but her t-rex arms couldn't reach (but she can totally wipe her own ass, you fatphobic haydurz...)


And just in case anyone needed anymore proof that Amber has absolutely NOTHING filling up her days. When Amber finally has something to do (pack up her stuff in the less than 1000sq ft apartment), Amber's so overwhelmed that she struggles to barely produce one and half minutes of "content" (nontent) per day.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Someone sent Apathetic Faxx proof of Trisha Paytas mentioning wanting Al on her podcast.
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... or nikocado. Which would be waaay more likely than Hambo for a multitude of reasons. For one Amber would probably have to be awake during normal human hours. She'd also have to actually put forth some effort into something like coordinating with someone else and learning how to use her computer for more than just consooming YT and TikTok.

Not to mention RELINQUISHING TOTAL CONTROL OF HER FAKE AS FUCK ONLINE FACADE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.

Yeah, never gonna happen.
 
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I have a feeling that Hamber's moving saga would be really similar to Chantal's Thailand "vacation" and fuck her for not recording it. She can't even do a spectacle correctly. Which is why she will never be on a podcast with Trisha. Bitch, was over 100 pounds lighter when she moved to Kentucky and went to the ER because her foot was fat. You know she's got some raging infection, dangling ankle or broken lung situation type deal.
 
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Mr. Ghoul said:
... or nikocado. Which would be waaay more likely than Hambo for a multitude of reasons. For one Amber would probably have to be awake during normal human hours. She'd also have to actually put forth some effort into something like coordinating with someone else and learning how to use her computer for more than just consooming YT and TikTok.

Not to mention RELINQUISHING TOTAL CONTROL OF HER FAKE AS FUCK ONLINE FACADE FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES.

Yeah, never gonna happen.
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Trisha expressing interest in them is just performative, anyway. She closes the door to either appearing on her show by saying she doesn't have their contact details. If she sincerely wanted either, she'd contact them via DMs
 
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Tiktok updates- all 5 were posted today, September 26th 2023

She got her monthly hose down, squeezed into her best new wipey hooking shrek toilet door shirt and is feeling herself.
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🎶 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed 🎶
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Still got those SPACE dance skills so suck it haydurs.


Ugly to pig in make up yada yada we've seen it 2038752829 times. Find a new trend.


"Guise did you know I todally have bipolar"


Her=Dusty


Stop, the uber eats driver doesn't want you.
 
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Cock wombler said:
Tiktok updates- all 5 were posted today, September 26th 2023

She got her monthly hose down, squeezed into her best new wipey hooking shrek toilet door shirt and is feeling herself.
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🎶 I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed 🎶
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Still got those SPACE dance skills so suck it haydurs.
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Ugly to pig in make up yada yada we've seen it 2038752829 times. Find a new trend.
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"Guise did you know I todally have bipolar"
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Her=Dusty
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Stop, the uber eats driver doesn't want you.
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Why can't she lipsync correctly to anything? Literal children can manage it.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
This one always was (and will most likely be) my all time favourite, and what I think about in regards to how she looks irl:
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Here's my nomination for the Hamberverse photo-potamus category called:

"Candid Christmas, No-Filters"​


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Dat's a Biiiiig..."Big! Did you call me BIG!"...Big Bitch."​

 
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Re: the latest vlog, she says this person she's all "in love" with but isn't with is, "one of the most amazing people I have ever, ever known." And I'm just like, "bitch, you just met this person!" Like holy shit, she is emotionally retarded. Generally retarded, too, obviously. But she makes no effort to examine her own feelings on even the most surface-level basis. Just haplessly falls right into the honeymoon phase of a non-relationship with someone she has never seen in real life.

Fucking remarkable.

Also, her TikToks are obnoxious and juvenile, as well as being poorly done. Idk if it's just the platform and everyone on there acts that way, but I feel really embarrassed for her when I watch any of those clips.
 
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