Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slippery_Slope]

Amber will not get a C-pap for the same reason she will not cut that shitty hair or stop ordering clothing that does not fit her: greed (money is for things that give instant gratification as Amber never learned to delay gratification which is why she fails every single diet), vanity and delusion. That's what should be put as cause of death when she inevitably won't wake up one morning in the (maybe near) future.

And actually seeing that shower in the background, nobody can convince me she fits into that shower, unless she slathers herself up before hand and backs into it like a truck. I know angles and stuff can make things looks wonky/different, but damn that shower looks super small.

Loving her new living situation? Sure, Jan. For someone who is a pathological liar it is always super easy to tell when she is lying about liking something. She is a really bad actress, but we know that.

Kentucky bad. Oklahoma good. Here we go with the splitting already.

Washers? How do they work? Performative I am dumb/helpless. Or maybe she really is, considering how she apparently hasn't figured out how to dose detergent correctly or that there is a little cup on the bottle to use for that.

Spending time with the fam and it is awesome? Wait for someone say something to her that is not 100% supportive (maybe auntie Tammy) and the splitting begins anew and she will unpack the muh childhood trauma story lines again.

Playing Bingo with her mom and her boyfriend. Did her mommy transfer her drug addiction to Bingo? I guess Bingo IS better than meth.

 

[Cornfed]

If you look at how her arms rest when she is shoveling that rice down her gullet you can see that they fall on her side fat arm rests. Even her habit of filming only her upper body can't hide how spectacularly fat she is.
Bed bound again within a year for sure.

 

[Xenomorph]

Her and her Mother are gonna be fighting by the new year, maybe sooner. Cant have a recovering addict round an addict still using not to mention she will definitely use her past against her if she dares says no to our princess.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Bingo?

Has it really come to this?

 

[lol cow supreme]

going to BINGO!

Damn, I was in chat the other day saying "come on Amber you can now go to bingo city its just a few minutes away"

She indeed went to bingo city... am I a writer for the amberverse now?

You can see these columns through the window behind Amber, with the red "crown molding" and brick...



She was sitting right here all the way in the back..


I like how the tables have little curved cut outs for each "seat" But amber takes up the whole thing. Here you can see her sad tiddays trying to rest on the table with her gut underneath.



I wonder how much car ride swelling her legs experienced on this large journey? Did she even have any peppered beef jerky ya'll?


ETA:
Did this heifer really bait her video title with "what state did I move to"? Bitch everyone been knew. I really hope some other reaction channel releases an apartment tour video to burst her smug bubble. Come on, one of you reactors do it, you dont even have to say what state its in or even show the name of the complex. Just load up the virtual tour and click through sayin "heres ambers bathroom and heres ambers kitchen" It wont be "doxxing" if you dont say the location so she wont be able to strike you.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Yet another place she'll never visit again. No food, no fun.

 

[Bogliacci]

Damn, I was in chat the other day saying "come on Amber you can now go to bingo city its just a few minutes away"

She indeed went to bingo city... am I a writer for the amberverse now?

You can see these columns through the window behind Amber, with the red "crown molding" and brick...

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She was sitting right here all the way in the back..

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I like how the tables have little curved cut outs for each "seat" But amber takes up the whole thing. Here you can see her sad tiddays trying to rest on the table with her gut underneath.
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I wonder how much car ride swelling her legs experienced on this large journey? Did she evne have an peppered beef jerky ya'll?
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She keeps wearing this moon shirt, has she run out of clothes that fit her aside from a few tight shirt dresses or is does she think the boob window into hell is actually going to attract new help?

It's probably because she's the size of the moon tbh

 

[Xenomorph]

Best part of the video is her laying in a pile of fucking tat just like the lazy cunt she is.

 

[dvnc]

Her and her Mother are gonna be fighting by the new year, maybe sooner. Cant have a recovering addict round an addict still using not to mention she will definitely use her past against her if she dares says no to our princess.

God, I hope so. We've been running a long drought on good content for so long. I'm a bit amped to see how this arc unfolds.

 

[Bogliacci]

Best part of the video is her laying in a pile of fucking tat just like the lazy cunt she is.

Who the hell would just empty a bunch of boxes and then just go to sleep? Just dont empty the boxes lmfao

 

[Thumb Butler]

she has too much stuff for that small of a space, and she can’t stand to get rid of anything, so expecting to see more of her cramped hoard.

excited to see her spiral

Too bad the Hoarders show is no longer on. She would be perfect for it.

 

[Polska krowa]

Yet another place she'll never visit again. No food, no fun.

Bingo city does goyslop

 

[Bogliacci]

Oklahoma knows how to get piggies to keep comin back

 

[Even more 8008135]

Tube sock tiddies

More like anklets.

Too bad the Hoarders show is no longer on. She would be perfect for it.

Hoarders is still on but the episodes are now 2 hours long, focus on only 1 person, and are boring as shit.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Bingo halls… the natural pasture of many a deathfat cow. I worked years at bingo halls for charities and 95% of the clientele were deathfats.

When I wasn’t paying out winners or selling extra cards, I was ferrying food… huge trays and platters of the nastiest, grease laden food going and it never stopped. Amber will feel right at home.

She couldn’t keep up with a mere three cards? A voracious reader such as she claims to be should easily track a dozen or more.

And yes, bingo is bloody addictive.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Thank you @Boolean Bitch for your summary.

A few points:

"Amber is living like a pig. Already the bedroom is trashed and her pillows have no cases on them. Amber pretends to be too retarded to know how to use the pour spout from her laundry detergent bottles, or how her washer works. "

It is clear that Amber never did the laundry or cleaned the house. I was doing my laundry as a teen and I bet most of us did too as soon as we got to university. Every girlfriend or her family took care of it and cleaned for Amber. You do not get over 300 pounds by being active in doing housework. When Amber told us that she did laundry all the time and that she loved cleaning, it is a good assumption that she did none of it.

"Amber admits that she moved to Oklahoma because she needed to be near family"

I would not be surprised if Amber asked Kristine to clean and do her laundry. Kristine saw how manipulative, lazy, and demanding Amber was with Becky. Kristine told her that it is her flat and she should take care of it by herself.

"Amber's new mirror (and apparently new platonic GF) is her mama, and the first step in the transfiguration was to embrace her trashy roots and going to BINGO! Unfortunately, Amber lacked the mental capacity to track the minimum number of cards possible in the game (3) and had to stop half way through."

I bet, being by herself, Amber was really bored and asked to come along with Kristine to go to Bingo. Nothing wrong with that. However, in the past, if she went with Becky, and as soon as she was tired of the game, she would have told Becky to pack up and go. This time, Kristine told her to wait till both she and her boyfriend were done. It is sad to see Amber, previously the centre of the universe turning in a third wheel.

Update:
She deleted all her ex's of her page when she scrubbed it of Jade. Before that they were all still there. She also deleted a lot of older content as well. Good thing we have it all archived.

I bet it was part of the deal with Jade about driving her to Oklahoma. She was so done with Amber.

Here's the pic she posted today. Identical to all the other ones she's posted for 2 years.

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Too infamous, too immature, and too broke. Amber has a dilemma. Someone with a job, friends, and family would not be interested in someone staying at home most of the time, being needy and demanding. Someone who would fancy Amber is likely unemployed and acting like Amber.

 

[eggs_over_easy]

Didn't see an archive

October 13, 2023
officially on my own, come to walmart with me, let's unpack, & kitchen tour | vlog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr4XZL1EQy0&pp=ygUVYW1iZXJseW5uIHJlaWQgY2hhbm5l

RE: the song Al has been "lip syncing" to... "Ecstasy" by Suicidal-Idol: (1) Al is now old enough that the music she grew up with (scene, emo, etc.) is being revived, (2) Al seems unaware that a 30+ year old woman shouldn't relate to music for semi-unhappy teens, (3) the song (ironically?) celebrates rape/abuse (in other songs, artist plays around with trans tropes, e.g., HRT injection fantasies) -- not to say you can't enjoy music for a younger generation, but Madonna has been a cautionary tale for a lot of people.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

Methmom’s hands look filthy. Proof that this rotten apple didn’t fall far from the crabapple tree.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is def gonna regress as a child depending on her Mother more and more but now the difference is Amber is in the same state and came here just for family..

does she REALLY think anyone believes she can shower in here???

 

[Cound Trakula]

Amber hates the weather in Oklahoma

Well sucks to be her, guess where meteorologists go to school to learn how to point out a funnel cloud?

Can't wait until we hear her CRYEEEEN that "I ALMOST DIIIIIIIED!!!", only to find out that a tornado hit Moore for the 800th time, and she might have felt the breeze from it all the way over on Capitol Hill.

A wise man once told me, "If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, just wait 15 minutes."