Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Her tits rest on her first stomach
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Her real pancake tiddies rest on the liver tiddies lol
LOOK HOW FUCKING SHORT SHE IS OMFG, I've never had a good angle to rly capture how fucking stout she is and jfc.
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She's like an iceberg, that shelf the camera was on was hiding sooooo much of her gargantuan mass. It's wild how much bigger she gets.
 
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Man it would be dope to see her develop an alcohol dependency that rivals her food addiction but sadly I know that's not possible.

I want her on a strict booze hound diet of thirty light beers (or seltzers) and a single chicken sandwich and/ or two hot dogs per day. Maybe pedialyte in the morning to balance things out but that's it.

That would be a show.
 
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Man it would be dope to see her develop an alcohol dependency that rivals her food addiction but sadly I know that's not possible.

I want her on a strict booze hound diet of thirty light beers (or seltzers) and a single chicken sandwich and/ or two hot dogs per day. Maybe pedialyte in the morning to balance things out but that's it.

That would be a show.
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I unironically believe Hamber is one of the rare human beings whose liver and overall health would marginally improve from adopting that diet.
 
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So glad she is taking the high road in this break up!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER TITS?????????? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Oh man you can see her forget the lyrics and do the pointy thing. Just like she practiced lmao.

Amber is getting really desperate for views and attention especially now since she doesnt have a new caretaker yet and nothing except for bingo, wommart, and sitting in her apartment all alone by herself most of the day.
Nothing new, everyones fed up with her old stories and the whole "oh man you guize!!1! Theres a GORL in church im ObSeSsEd" was old and tired the molment it left her mouth flaps.
Her return to making her own content is even more boring than i thought it would be, im almost impressed. Almost.
 
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Now that her mother is temporarily in the picture, I have a difficult time seeing the two of them together. They look so much alike, but in a creepy genetic way. There was a time I thought if AL lost weight she might be pretty, but not when you see her clone-like hillbilly sister mama shadowing behind her. I would love to see what Grandma looks like. Stay humongous, AL. Weight loss isn’t going to help your features. You’ll always look like a Walmart tramp regardless of your weight.
 
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I'm a little surprised we haven't seen any takers so far, not that anyone in their right mind would. Usually she has someone who wants her money sliding into her dms by now. Maybe this time she'll be alone for longer than a molment?

It'll be even more pathetic if she keeps this whole "look guise im 32 y/o and thriveingggg" schtick up only for her to realize just how unlikeable and alone she is and probably will be when she croaks early. I hope she realizes in the end that she wasted everything and the only one at fault was her.
 
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