Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
So she basically saw other people saying ''this is totally not okay guys, even Fat Cunt deserves privacy and respect!!'' and then decided she was, in fact, violated by this random dude.

No-one wants to film your cottage cheese shit stained muffin ''ass'' Hambo. No matter how much you want them too.

This is just another way she can prove how much men want her, they'd even go so far as to film her ass in public.
 
So she basically saw other people saying ''this is totally not okay guys, even Fat Cunt deserves privacy and respect!!'' and then decided she was, in fact, violated by this random dude.

No-one wants to film your cottage cheese shit stained muffin ''ass'' Hambo. No matter how much you want them too.

This is just another way she can prove how much men want her, they'd even go so far as to film her ass in public.
It’s not even her ass because that’s hidden by the largest hip fat ever. (Idk what it’s called)

She is just reaching.

I was more amazed at how much space she actually took up, she can be offended that shes wide af, we all know video mode on iPhones zooms in a lot so no he didn’t get THAT close to her. It’s the Reddit pearl clutching.
 
We've reached the point where the two in-thread brawlers are way more amusing than Hamber's new content.

Hey HAMBUTT, if you're reading, show:

1. LAYYYYYYYYYYYGS
2. Bare FEEEEEEEEEET
3. Bare TOESSSSS with TOENAILSSSSSSS
4. Inside of your WOMMART flatsssssss!
5. Describe smell and/or show paint bubbling off the stankpartment wall.

Hurry. Up.
 
I’m dead that no one posted her new vid from yesterday that she uploaded like 18 hrs ago lol. I don’t blame anyone cause it’s dogshit “I’m not a weight loss channel but I have talk about my weight constantly”


It’s only 7 minutes. Nothing of note besides her saying she lost 7 lbs total in January and that she won’t take ozEmpic because of the price, even though she orders someone’s mortgage payment in seafood boils and Taco Bell. Also she claims that twitter guy was trying to film her ass in the laundromat.
Jesus fuck are her filters broken? BISH YUUUGE
 
And YET, occasionally people snark about reaction channels, and I live for that shit. ALR reactors are almost as stupid and predictable as ALR. Someone comes along and seems kind of smart and funny. Next they’re showing their face. Then they’re doing lives. Then they have memberships and a Discord and merch and catchphrases and stans to moderate the chat … and everybody hates them. Love that for them. 💋

literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
 
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
That channel was always a cow. I followed for one second but the way they ass-kissed Becky so hard was nauseating, I had to unsubscribe. I’m not surprised to hear they’ve reached full cowdom.
 
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.
Gorlworld is the very definition of staring into the abyss and and the abyss staring back. Every. Fucking. Time.

I will say though that filming Amber in public is kind of retard behaviour to me because it just feeds into her "HaYduR NaTiOn iS oBSeSsEd WiTh Me" delulu because some poo-toucher wanted twitter clout.
 
literally watching this happen in real time with the “what cereal is that” channel. it’s like they need to be in the limelight, i don’t get it. as soon as a reaction channel shows their face- for the most part- it’s a pipeline to becoming a cow themselves.

Anyone who wants their face associated with watching YouTube fatties is mentally deranged
 

It’s only 7 minutes. Nothing of note besides her saying she lost 7 lbs total in January and that she won’t take ozEmpic because of the price, even though she orders someone’s mortgage payment in seafood boils and Taco Bell. Also she claims that twitter guy was trying to film her ass in the laundromat.
[/QUOTE]

7lbs at ≈600lbs is barely a daily fluctuation. Her weigh ins featuring the ceiling are all bull shit anyway. Stupid pig forgets that we can SEE. She doesn't want to lose anything, she's happy being absolved of responsibility. She can't get anywhere by herself. Her claiming independence is such a joke because she can't truly do shit on her own, nor does she want to. She loves being a freakshow & shoveling 8,000 a day down her gaping gullet.
 
It just will never stop being funny to watch a 600lb whale pretend she loves salad, is full after a couple of bites of rice and chicken and daintily sip on a gatorade zero (blegh! 🤢).

OMG SHE ORDERED FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES AS TAKE OUT! This is why she is never going to be a home owner.
 
Back