Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

wasn’t the scandal that she started the gofundme for the car and ended up spending it on tshirts and slim jims?

Becky did a GFM for a new car, cash poured in, then she said that her old car could be fixed which made people question why she would start begging for a new one before even seeing if the old one could be repaired, then she said she was using the money for other stuff like food, bills and trinkets and when people started side-eyeing her, she went off on them and just like magic, the money dried up. Funny how that happens sometimes.

Fat Amber is so goddamn boring. If she started a fight with Peetz they would create a black hole of dullness. Nothing would get pulled in, it would just depress the mood of anyone close enough to notice it.

 

[Goatchoker]

Becky did a GFM for a new car, cash poured in, then she said that her old car could be fixed which made people question why she would start begging for a new one before even seeing if the old one could be repaired, then she said she was using the money for other stuff like food, bills and trinkets and when people started side-eyeing her, she went off on them and just like magic, the money dried up. Funny how that happens sometimes.

Fat Amber is so goddamn boring. If she started a fight with Peetz they would create a black hole of dullness. Nothing would get pulled in, it would just depress the mood of anyone close enough to notice it.

It was nice hearing how absolutely terrible she is again. In condensed version.
At least it was content?

Becky got so much money. Before uncle brother told her no he can’t fix it, but small passenger cars those years are like legos. Easy to replace pieces.

I do wonder if the frame of the car was just totally fucked though, 600 of cement in the front seat will do damage.

 

[Neko GF]

lies exposed + new weight loss challenge | weigh in & what I ate today
(03/21/2024)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=IN4XCHeMLTQ

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

 

[maybe a pigeon]

You'd think Becky would remember that when someone is running a fundraiser and misrepresents the use of funds, it tends to piss people off. I mean, there was that whole "raising money for Becky's mom's cancer treatment" scandal (before my time in the Amberverse, but you'd think she'd remember it.)

Edited to add: OMG look how round Amber's shoulders/arms are. She is absolutely spherical. Is that the smoothing filter?

 

[pippeyyy]

You'd think Becky would remember that when someone is running a fundraiser and misrepresents the use of funds, it tends to piss people off. I mean, there was that whole "raising money for Becky's mom's cancer treatment" scandal (before my time in the Amberverse, but you'd think she'd remember it.)

Edited to add: OMG look how round Amber's shoulders/arms are. She is absolutely spherical. Is that the smoothing filter?

She's always used smoothing filters. They're just better now with her phone. The only times we've seen her real face are with her old Canon PowerShot. She was using it most during her Bedbound Summer of 2019.

For Becky to know not to scam people through GoFundMe she would have to be able to learn, literally, anything and she is incapable of that. Her brain is too busy thinking about cartoons, being the victim, fat lesbian pussy and trooming out.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

It was nice hearing how absolutely terrible she is again.

NEVER FORGET. You may have done some sketchy things for a drink or overnight lodging. Becky sold her years off her soul for t-shirts, snapbacks and diabetes-inducing junk food. In return, she also got humiliation on the internet, broken family relationships and friendships, missed her mother's last days, all to portray herself as AL's lovah. While being treated as intimately as the hired help. Anyone who says "Poor Beck" is a moron.

Spoiler: OT: I am lower than WV white trash

I truly love WV, it really is goddamn beautiful.

Becky got so much money. Before uncle brother told her no he can’t fix it

A former coworker from WV said their family had to move a county over FOR THE CHILDREN, because they were related to everyone in their county.

Alas, I am lower than WV and KY denizens, because we did cousin fucking marriage a few generations back. It explains so much of my family.

 

[Goatchoker]

NEVER FORGET. You may have done some sketchy things for a drink or overnight lodging. Becky sold her years off her soul for t-shirts, snapbacks and diabetes-inducing junk food. In return, she also got humiliation on the internet, broken family relationships and friendships, missed her mother's last days, all to portray herself as AL's lovah. While being treated as intimately as the hired help. Anyone who says "Poor Beck" is a moron.

I was talking about how terrible amber was with Krystal with what you quoted.

Becky is a big dumb idiot forever.

I had to sign a paper saying me and my future husband back in the day weren’t related at one point. It was hilarious because there is a reason for that question.

ETA: @Bibbity Bobbity I’m in Colorado lmfao. You CANmarry your first cousin, gross. Vetted by sadness and disappointment is more like it lol.

(Similar to “don’t stop chainsaw with crotch/leg warning label?” Type reasons?)

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I had to sign a paper saying me and my future husband back in the day weren’t related at one point. It was hilarious because there is a reason for that question.

Heh. Come to think of it, maybe I'm not worse than KY.

I think 1st cousin marriage was ENCOURAGED where my family came from because the family was vetted, and all the wealth stayed together, not to mention the wife's labor kept in the family.

It looks like WV ( or your state) has the sense to outlaw this. To my knowledge, noone in my family had a woman try to fuck her stepsister. Points deducted for KY.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I was talking about how terrible amber was with Krystal with what you quoted.

Becky is a big dumb idiot forever.

Ankle's Big Cherry Retro Reacts show exactly how awful Amber was from the get-go. It has been really illuminating.

 

[FarmVille]

Reddit wants Krystal to talk to mr snowflake yet they couldn’t even pitch in to chop casey’s tits off???

 

[Professor Dr Mao]

Becky did a GFM for a new car, cash poured in, then she said that her old car could be fixed which made people question why she would start begging for a new one before even seeing if the old one could be repaired, then she said she was using the money for other stuff like food, bills and trinkets and when people started side-eyeing her, she went off on them and just like magic, the money dried up. Funny how that happens sometimes.

Fat Amber is so goddamn boring. If she started a fight with Peetz they would create a black hole of dullness. Nothing would get pulled in, it would just depress the mood of anyone close enough to notice it.

Lol cows are annoying with cars. They always think they deserve the newest car and that a GFM should pay for it. She should be tricked out by pajeets on the phone so she can afford a 1999 Honda civic that blows warm when you crank the AC. They also have the worst taste in cars like mersh and his shit box beamer. Theres an old mechanic saying "the only thing more expensive than a new Porsche is a used Porsche"

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Can Casey just go away already? She reeks of desperation and cluster B traits.

Spoiler: Newsflash!

Edit: the same goes for Becky

 

[marjoram]

What?

Krystle's family owned Monkey (dog) and the three cats (Ringo, Smokey and Charlie). FatAl's "job" was to (over)feed the pets. None of them were actually hers as they predated her arrival. But Al likes to assimilate everything so she started calling them all her's. Her cats, her dog.

FatAl's favorite was Charlie and she actually had the nerve to ask K's parents for him when she left to go shack up with Density in Florida. They said fuck off.

Charlie died fairly soon after and the fat idiot mentioned it and how sadz she was sans tears.

An das wut happun.

 

[Bogliacci]

All of these fatties deserve each other God damn.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Amber no one gives a fuck who your surgeon WAS going to be a YEAR ago. He dropped your ass out the program because you gained like 30lbs and couldn’t even do the “1lb a week” that they lowballed you after giving you probably 2000 calories at 515 lbs.

You have been simmering in this ego bruising stew for like a year because the beast that is Tammy Slaton succeeded and now you are spending your free time blaming a old woman in Canada instead of getting a life.

 

[FatalTater]

Does the weight loss surgery place know she's out here implying that they were leaking her personal and medical information?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Reddit wants Krystal to talk to mr snowflake yet they couldn’t even pitch in to chop casey’s tits off???

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OMG it's the same thing with every single cow: fat angle and lighting pros, yet the backgrounds of their pictures are always in a fucking state. Don't really want to be referencing Jordan Peterson as he's become a cow in his own right, but maybe he was on to something with the whole "clean your room" schtick?

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Amber graced us with a vlog.. of even MORE flogging of this dead horse of a topic to desperately bring views to her dying channel.

There's not much here. Amber's just clearing up "holes in the story" - aka: tweaking details in order to try and make her look innocent in this shit and make Narc Alert look like a monster (when in reality they're just two low-creativity grifters trying to turn this nothingburger into coin).

Long story short for anyone who missed it: Amber wanted to monitize personal information by turning it into channel content. Unfortunately, Amber's a complete idiot and created unbelivable lies to try and obscure her private information, then gave enough details away in her vlogs for EVERYONE watching her to figure out that she was seeing Dr Smith.

Just Amber saying that the clinic of her choice would perform surgeries on beach-ball-with-a-skeleton deathfats like Amber narrowed it down to Proctor in Georgia, Smith in Kentucky, and "Dr Now" in Texas. I'm a retard in regards to 'murican geography, but I can read a map and Texas and Georgia were too far away to commute to for appointments and such. That left Smith in KY. Then she revealed other details:

• her surgeon was famous
• her surgeon's clinic had TWO DaVinci robots
• she read out the form email given to all potential applicants
• she gave out the details of Smith's application process
• EDITED TO ADD: she also shared the email from the clinic

She later accidentally showed her WLS pamphlet in a vlog, whose coverpage matched the the pamphlet that the Slatons had, and in a later vlog slipped up and said they were leaving for an appointment at the clinic that started in 30 min. None of that really mattered though, as everyone already knew which clinic she was going to before she had even completed the application process - whether they watched The Narc Alert or read on The Farms or not.

The Narc Alert and Kicking Geese just jumped on it for content. I like how in Narc Alert's most recent video, she mentioned how it was actually KIWI FARMS who posted the information first (because apparently this calf-in-training has her own haydurs who are going after her BIG-TIME over this nonense).

Well, since I'm already here, this is the Cliff-Notes version of Amber's video:

Spoiler: lies exposed + new weight loss challenge | weigh in & what I ate today"

Two reactors "doxxed" her (doxxed being put in exaggerated fat-finger quotes), but Justine apologized to Amber in an email (so I guess that's why she's focusing so hard on Narc Alert).

Amber doesn't care if it's doxxing or not. She's gonna call it doxxing (because that makes it more dramatic). Amber claims her personal medical information was revealed, and not by Amber's choice (which is a complete lie as the only 2 people who had her personal medical information were Amber and the clinic, and no medical info was breached by the clinic).

Amber's weight loss clinic (which publicly advertises and has multiple forms of social media) was DOXXED because THEIR NAME AND WEBSITE WERE MENTIONED! SuPeR vIoLaTiNg!!1!

Amber moos that it should have been her decision to reveal it - completely missing the fact that SHE DID REVEAL IT by giving the information I listed above. Oh no, scratch that. It's a problem because DR SMITH doesn't want it known who his patients are! That's YOUR FAULT Amber, because you were incapable of SHUTTING YOUR BIG, FAT, FUCKING MOUTH.

Amber HAD TO LIE TO PROTECT HERSELF!!!

Amber is sensitive about people knowing where she goes because she claimed she had a stalker in Kentucky that she hasn't gotten around to talking about yet. (That nutcase Roger Brown who had to be driven around by his state-provided handler doesn't count as a stalker, Amber. Living in the same backwater town as you and showing the mug selection of the local Walmart is weird and creepy, but not stalking).

Amber talks about what can be done to prevent people like Narc Alert doing stuff like this to her (or others) in the future. Again the easiest way I can think of is for you to SHUT YOUR BIG, FAT, FUCKING MOUTH, AMBER!

Amber points out that Narc Alert "doxxed" the surgeon Dec 6, which was before AMBER FUCKED UP AND ACCIDENTALLY "DOXXED" HER OWN SURGEON. Irrelevant, as Amber's application wasn't even processed until January, and by the time she had her first appointment, Amber had already given away enough details for anyone to figure it out.

Amber won't silence herself!!! ... but there's a lot she's not going to talk about!

OKAY! TIME TO DEFLECT WITH A BULLSHIT WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE!!!! OOOH!!! SHINY!!

Amber's brain is now magically different and she believes she can lose weight! Her challenge is to see how many days it takes for her to get down to 450!! That's right, abandoning the 469 (giggity) goal because it's not big enough. When do you guess? I'm guessing the day she loses 50lbs or more is the day that da'betus finally claims one of her laaaaygs.

This will help her learn how her body responds to different foods and what foods cause her to retain water, because she's NEVER done THAT before!!!! (/sarcasm) She also plans to only eat takeout when she's actually out of the apartment (but later shows a fridge with no food and only drinks in it).

She'll be counting calories on my fitness pal because she needs to be aware of what she's eating (even though it makes her binge - oh, that and she SUCKS at counting calories). She claims that she'll be staying under 2000 calories.

4x bullshit ceiling-shot weigh-ins (no dates given): 499.8lbs, 497.4lbs, 495.8lbs, and 494.6lbs (pannus on the towel rack).

WHAT I ATE TODAY CONTENT!!!

• Coffee containing more CoffeeMate than actual coffee.
• Canned Cornbeef hash with aaaaaygs

Note: Amber overcooks her eggs to dust because of her aaaayg intolerance; not because she's a shit cook.

• Frozen Gordon Ramsays' shepherd's pie (which is actually COTTAGE PIE YOU FUCKING DONUT!!) It looked TERRIBLE, so of course she liked it.. after mixing it all together so it looked like vomit because she's a texture girlie pop
• Salmon jerky with rice and broccoli
• Bagel thins with cream cheese and jam (we've gone back to 2013, gorls) Amber weighs the difference in the JAR after taking out jam instead of weighing her bagel, because she's fucking retarded.

Amber surprises her audience by informing them that she doesn't focus on nutritional information. Amber can't weight () to keep showing us lower and lower bullshit ceiling-shot weigh-in numbers! Byee!!!

TL;DR: Amber tries to explain that TNA doxxed Amber on Dec 06, making every lie that Amber told after that date completely TNA's fault, and not Amber's fault for wanting to monitize personal information with no consequence. Justine sent an email apology to Amber, so Amber's only going after TNA. Amber claims she had a stalker in KY, but doesn't go into detail. Amber then switches gears into bullshit weight loss content of 4 ceiling-shot weigh-ins ending with 494.6lbs (pannus on the towelrack), and a what I ate today of all high-sodium convenience foods and diet sodas (so that Amber doesn't eat takeout). New goal pretend weight of 450lbs.

Edited because I forgot something

 

[General Woundwort]

The linkedin:
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So am I retarded for not understanding the education system over there, or has she been studying some vague 'IT' course for 10 years? Cause whatever the fuck she's been doing I don't think it was studying. And a GED appears to be really basic education? Or has really low entry requirements?

 

[LimeRikki]

And a GED appears to be really basic education? Or has a really low entry requirements?

Its the equivalent of a High School Diploma, for those who age out / never graduated. You can only attend public school until you are 21 in the US (but that's uncommon and usually reserved for literal tards)

 

[General Woundwort]

Its the equivalent of a High School Diploma, for those who age out / never graduated. You can only attend public school until you are 21 in the US (but that's uncommon and usually reserved for literal tards)

Wow, if I'm understanding correctly, she was praised as a smart girl for apparently taking 10 years for a single high school tier diploma, that it seems she still hasn't gotten. I'm not sure what that says about the people praising her, but it isn't good.