Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FarmVille]

And I need to find out who fucking named their daughter "Lexus".

Two words: trailer park

 

[Even more 8008135]

Did they fucking throw their clothes in the washer at the hottest setting? Why is it so ill-fitting? I know they are fatties but this is America, they probably have suits and dresses fit for a king whale.

Nothing fits properly because they're so fucking rotund, and they're too poor/stupid/lazy to either buy properly fitting clothes or get said clothes tailored to fit their bulk.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Man fuck big al, there is a whole world of shows and documentaries here exploring the sad, strange and boring world of white trash lesbians. As always the orbiters of al are much more interesting than her. Also I honestly doubt she actually gives a fuck about the marriage since she realizes (and honestly we all do) it probably will not last long due to cheating or some kind of illness.

edit: can't spell for shit lel

 

[General Woundwort]

I wish someone would just step up and move in with her, this is so fucking boring and clips of Chantal screeching MY HUZZBAND is only funny for so long. I legit think that for a while she was chatting up some Greek girl maybe 6-8 months ago. Since at the time there was rumor she had found someone and she was doing all her childish lovey dovey shit while suddenly wanting to go to Greece.
Amber is the type of American that isn't even aware other parts of the world exist, never mind being able to name any of them. The only way she would know somewhere like Greece exists is if she was talking to someone from there.

 

[Queequeg]

A marriage made in FAS support group heaven

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She has the weirdest, toothy smile like a turbo SPED and it fat in the strangest way. There's an extra spare tire on top of the Mack truck tire she has that droops over her FUPA. Almost as weird as Hamber's double titties.

 

[YourName56]

Update: Becky and her girlfriend. Damn are so good filters lol.

If both lost weigth would be more prettier.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber's lovequest continues...

 

[pippeyyy]

Update: Becky and her girlfriend. Damn are so good filters lol.

If both lost weigth would be more prettier.

Even fat, with industrial filters that erase all skin texture, imperfections and make Becky look like a human and not a thumb, this is still better than 600 pound ALR and her not able to reach her ass trex arms. I hope Amber starts to spiral further into her "hot bitch" delusions. It's the only mildly interesting thing she has going on.

 

[-Jack-]

Update: Becky and her girlfriend. Damn are so good filters lol.

If both lost weigth would be more prettier.

To be completely honest, tho I dislike Becky less than ALR... (both are trash)- At least she found someone actually mobile enough to reach their hair to clean/dye. That's the tea. Amberlynn can't even go to a salon beacuses she would most likely not fit into/break their chairs.

 

[FarmVille]

Lol yea right. Isn’t it transphobic to have manly man Beck use a filter that applies makeup?

I don’t understand why someone who could wipe their own butt would want to be with becky but better than amber

 

[Deine Mutter]

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Am i stupid or are the temples of the glasses not behind the ear? Did a filter do that?

 

[Goatchoker]

Am i stupid or are the temples of the glasses not behind the ear? Did a filter do that?

Nah she puts her glasses over her hair on the sides because it’s so short. It does look weird but I think it’s just hair.

I wear glasses and although I don’t have short hair, it happens. I don’t enjoy it but she’s got short sideburns.

There is also a filter ofc.

 

[FarmVille]

Am i stupid or are the temples of the glasses not behind the ear? Did a filter do that?

I can’t believe you noticed that over the heavy blush and drawn on eyebrows on beckster

Who the fuck knows

Reddit….. sanity?




If anyone remembers becky talking about her girlfriend before amber—she says literally the same things she’s now saying about amber.

The only thing becky and her new girlfriend have in common is being uneducated and unambitious

 

[Kier Starmer]

As March ebbs away Amber is in the worst performing period since reaching notoriety. She is barely scraping 750k views a month now. I think these extended absences are her being in desperation mode and hiding away. If you don't vlog, it does not exist. You can tell with how hap-hazard stuff is put together but now it seems she finally hates being a Youtuber. You can see it in her eyes, that resignation and pure apathy for the situation type deal she is in. The girlie pop thing is centered from food Tiktok, so she is engaging in food videos.

 

[FarmVille]

As much as everyone rags on amber for quitting, her channel has been alive for a remarkable amount of time. I don’t think anyone I follow had kept a blog channel going for a decade.

But the beanbaginahurry sized problem is that blog content just isn’t popular anymore. Nothing would bring back her old numbers because numbers like that don’t exist.

I don’t know how she could be so stupid to never have made a backup plan but apparently she is that stupid.

 

[redbarchetta]

As March ebbs away Amber is in the worst performing period since reaching notoriety. She is barely scraping 750k views a month now.

Do we know what her monthly views were like at her peak?

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

As much as everyone rags on amber for quitting, her channel has been alive for a remarkable amount of time. I don’t think anyone I follow had kept a blog channel going for a decade.

But the beanbaginahurry sized problem is that blog content just isn’t popular anymore. Nothing would bring back her old numbers because numbers like that don’t exist.

I don’t know how she could be so stupid to never have made a backup plan but apparently she is that stupid.

It was dumb luck. Her backup plan is to force her Methmom to take car of her since she didn't when she was a kid. Well, actually her first backup plan is to find some retarded chic online and have her to take care of her. Fortunately for the retards of the world, is isn't happening as fast as she had hoped. Must kill her to see everyone moving on with new loves and she is stuck in her small disability apartment all alone.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Do we know what her monthly views were like at her peak?

I can't remember monthly views from back then but most of her videos would get 100-300k views each.

 

[JudyLouWho]

It was dumb luck. Her backup plan is to force her Methmom to take car of her since she didn't when she was a kid. Well, actually her first backup plan is to find some retarded chic online and have her to take care of her. Fortunately for the retards of the world, is isn't happening as fast as she had hoped. Must kill her to see everyone moving on with new loves and she is stuck in her small disability apartment all alone.

Agree. She’ll probably rot in that ADA apartment forever while guilting her mom into becoming her full time caregiver. I bet you she’s already been applying for disability and once approved, she’ll keep Youtube as a “side hustle”.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Ambers saving grace may be if she dedicated her day to filming potent shorts for the YouTube. Get into the algorithm and then drive curious folks to her older longer format content.