Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

Gaining

 

[raspberry mocha]

So is Amberlynn dating her mom now? Ewww.

 

[Esquilax]

So is Amberlynn dating her mom now? Ewww.

Can you imagine? It'd be Chris all over again.

"She's a little older than me... I know her through my mother... Want to keep it quiet because she's shy..."

Dish your shit, Amber. Else we're left to these retarded rumors.

 

[TheWholeEntireCake]

After her verbal diarrhea saying “even when I’m gaining I just say I’m losing”, how did she think we’d ever take her word for it again? 140IQ though, guys.

Everyone is focusing on the teeth and missed her hairline! It's worse than her mother's! She is looking more and more like Chantel up there as the days go by. I wonder what wacky solution she is gonna try in order to convince us she isn't balding.

Y’know, considering the absolute massive size of her head I don’t think she’d find much luck in finding a properly fitted wig. Her head is HUGE. It would be like putting a newborn hat on a basketball.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Why are her eyebrows so close to her eyes?

 

[inquizadoor]

Why are her eyebrows so close to her eyes?

eyelid fat pushed up against forehead fat

 

[Dinosours]

Of course Hamber thinks eating 1700 calories is this crazy punishment to her body, rather than the actual thing she needs to do.

 

[high and tired]

Wow. All of her front teeth are chipped and all of her back teeth (the ones she still has) are black and full of holes. Not to mention her way off center front teeth. She will have teeth like Methmom soon, complete with just the upper set of false teeth and no bottoms. Yet she still thinks wasting her money on junk over dental care is a good idea.

I may be nitpicking here, but why are her hoops hanging so low on her earlobes? Sure, the fat in her body migrated to her ears, but wtf? It looks like it was pierced all fucked up

 

[Mekahineyho]

After visually seeing Ambers mom on TikTok and listening to her speak the last few months, I believe that Kristine is possibly and shockingly more stunted than Amber. They both seem super childish but Amber is more calculating and utilizes “we are mother and daughter healing together!”to go eat at shit chain restaurants and day drink at casinos.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I may be nitpicking here, but why are her hoops hanging so low on her earlobes? Sure, the fat in her body migrated to her ears, but wtf? It looks like it was pierced all fucked up

If you haven't seen her earlobes, they're just as fat & stretched out as she is. They sag so low & look as disgusting as the rest of her. She supposedly pierced it wrong but is too stupid fat or lazy to get it fixed.

 

[Axe Olotl]

As an addict: going to the casino with your addict mother is an other kind of evil ...

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

After visually seeing Ambers mom on TikTok and listening to her speak the last few months, I believe that Kristine is possibly and shockingly more stunted than Amber. They both seem super childish but Amber is more calculating and utilizes “we are mother and daughter healing together!”to go eat at shit chain restaurants and day drink at casinos.

How many brain cells must she have killed over the years abusing meth cut with God-only-knows what and drinking paint stripper? No doubt Daddy Diabetes gave her a not insignificant amount of knocks to the head as well.

 

[TardiX]

I may be nitpicking here, but why are her hoops hanging so low on her earlobes? Sure, the fat in her body migrated to her ears, but wtf? It looks like it was pierced all fucked up

She claims they're fucked up because she pierced/repierced them in a group home with some other kid, but if you notice the change over the years she has something called the cheese cutter effect. Her earrings are cheap and heavy with thin posts turning her pierced holes into slits.

 

[pippeyyy]

She claims they're fucked up because she pierced/repierced them in a group home with some other kid, but if you notice the change over the years she has something called the cheese cutter effect. Her earrings are cheap and heavy with thin posts turning her pierced holes into slits.View attachment 5896800

Don't forget the claim that they were pierced by a professional but closed so she redid it at a group home, had it redone and they fucked it up, and this story. You're 100% right, she's fucked her normal pierced ears up with cheap, heavy earrings. She just makes up random stories so no one can give her shit about it. Like her toenail. (I just shuttered thinking about that one)

 

[Bogliacci]

Honestly did not expect the norwood reaper to come for Amber's hairline

 

[Constellationzero]

After visually seeing Ambers mom on TikTok and listening to her speak the last few months, I believe that Kristine is possibly and shockingly more stunted than Amber. They both seem super childish but Amber is more calculating and utilizes “we are mother and daughter healing together!”to go eat at shit chain restaurants and day drink at casinos.

I haven't bothered to look, but, really, you don't have to to know this.

1. Hambutt was taken away from "parents" who thought it was way mor important to do meth than parent.
2. Hambutt's mother was in penitentiary.
(and--really important)
3. Hambutt told all these stories about how haaaarrrd her life was (because of her parent's choices) but pals around her mother like nothing, including during her "alleged cancer" (NOTE: those scare quotes are MY belief, not any attempt to change a narrative and my belief will NOT change.)

Some people who have very dysfunctional, abusive, non-present, and outright neglectful parents sever ALL CONTACT to protect their mental health and to move on. But there are plenty of examples (like Hambutt) who keep hanging around one of their BIG, OBVIOUS problems for whatever reason. But it's a sign of low to nonexistent emotional intelligence and maturity.
For bolth.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Ok, I have been laughing at the screenshot of Kristin filming Amber for half an hour now. She literally looks like the brat from hell.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Mommy’s pride and joy

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Shout out to the hardest working member of Gorlworld; Amber's shovel tongue

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Shout out to the hardest working member of Gorlworld; Amber's shovel tongue

Don't forget about the talking scale! It maybe tare'd but that machine is still pulling it's (and Amber's) weight!