Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[inquizadoor]

So if this Slommy Tommy really is a feeder (there are pix of her other super mega death fat bitchez) then fat fuck Hamber will be in hog heaven. She won't have to pretend to want to lose weight anymore, she'll be able to eat until her kitchen trash bag sized stomach explodes! sHe lOvEs mEe hOw i aM eWe gUiSe! Finally, she can stop the "weight loss" charade. I wonder how her mom feels about her giving up on the injections & what fat fucks excuse was? MommyLynn is starting to learn about The Cycle!

if slommy is a feeder amber will NEVER admit it. she'll keep up the weight loss charade just so she doesnt have to admit that the only people who want her either have no other options or have a fetish

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

if slommy is a feeder amber will NEVER admit it. she'll keep up the weight loss charade just so she doesnt have to admit that the only people who want her either have no other options or have a fetish

No one would willingly date Amber and meet IRL unless they have a fetish - feederism being the most probable.

 

[Insulin reid]

maybe a she's a serial killer targeting landwhales?

If she was japanese that would make sense.

So if this Slommy Tommy really is a feeder (there are pix of her other super mega death fat bitchez) then fat fuck Hamber will be in hog heaven. She won't have to pretend to want to lose weight anymore, she'll be able to eat until her kitchen trash bag sized stomach explodes! sHe lOvEs mEe hOw i aM eWe gUiSe! Finally, she can stop the "weight loss" charade. I wonder how her mom feels about her giving up on the injections & what fat fucks excuse was? MommyLynn is starting to learn about The Cycle!

If amber gets to be with someone who "loves her at her size" its gonna be a slow decline until she has a hulth scare again. Amber loves being a huge bitch until something breaks that illusion and shes faced with the fact that her body is breaking down then the crash diet first part of the cycle will start again. Then the love/ support of her partner will lull her back into security that she really is a dainty gorl will kick back in and were back to square one again. I just hope its entertaining.
Mommalynn may need to back off and let her daughter do what she wants because if mom says anything negative to her will cause amber to push her mom away. Now that shes got a caretaker to also put hickeys on her mom is obsolete.

Imagine if we got the gaycare again but this time instead of hill billy twinks we get butch dykes lmao.

Theres no way were getting that shit back again that was the golden era. A bunch of girls are still a bunch of girls and that shit would be insane. What, amber and slommy tommy and alex or alexis or whoever together in the same room? Either alexis would be a third wheel forever alone friend or she would have to go because amber will forever want to be the prettiest gorl in the room. If anyone brings another lipstick lesbian around amber shes gonna implode.

if slommy is a feeder amber will NEVER admit it. she'll keep up the weight loss charade just so she doesnt have to admit that the only people who want her either have no other options or have a fetish

Oh no shed never admit it on camera or even to herself, but just like with jade she even dipped her dainty toes into the "look im engulfing a normal person chair guise its so silly" fetish thing she did on camera. She will engage in fetish behavior like a nabokov level pick me girl. Shes just a dainty underage princess saying "whut?" While whole cloth engaging in fetish behavior because it gets her partners attention. She wants to remain blissfully unaware and even helps her partner pull the wool over her eyes to do it. Anything to keep the illusion of being a dainty teen being lusted after by the closest thing she can get to a man.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Imagine if we got the gaycare again but this time instead of hill billy twinks we get butch dykes lmao.

I wouldn't mind a dykecare era

 

[raspberry mocha]

It's kind of awful to think of Amber and her new babybutch neglecting dogs and children but I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Good time to remind people that HAMBUTT hit/slapped her "gorlfriends" quite a lot. I'm only watching to enjoy the inevitable domestic violence she so richly, richly deserves.
Hopefully, unlike Jade, this one publicly humiliates her on camera whenever she utters whatever inane cringe word she tries out to sound kewl.

Closed fist punch the gorly pop outta this fat sack of shit!

TACTICAL ANALYSIS:

Ambo is over 500lbs, so despite her impressive hip flexibility, she lacks the balance and physical strength to actually kick (along with her severely decreased range of motion around the knees). As as result, Amber would only be able to strike with her arms, which only stick out about a foot or less from her massive torso. As Tommi (Tomie? Tommiiiii? Emily??? - fuckit I'll call her Slommi) looks to be about 4 or so inches taller, it would be really easy to stay out of Amber's striking range, while still being close enough for her to strike. As Amber *could* have tard-level strength from hauling herself around for the last 20 years, she could possibly throw a couple of really strong slaps before getting winded, so saying just out of range of her ams for the first 20-30 seconds would be crucial.

Amber also needs to take many tiny shuffling steps to change direction, so it would be very easy for Slommi to avoid any strikes by constantly sidestepping over to Ambo's flanks. Slommi striking with her hands, elbows, or head would be completely unnecessary, as snap kicks around the side of Ambo's knees/thighs, or direct thrust kicks to the front or back of the knee would be enough to effectively neutralize her.

Slommi's only real concern would be dodging code red cans being hurled at her head, but history has shown that Ambo will collapse into a pathetic blubbering sack of shit with just one well-placed bonk to the head with a keurig k-cup holder. So as long as she's a coffe drinker like Jade was, she'll be golden.

Oh yeah, and make sure she's livestreaming when you guys throw hands, Slommi.

I'm starting to let myself get my hopes up about this new arc. Yeah, Ambo hasn't shown her on her channel yet, but she's just building up suspense to maximize her views on the video. The parts that are interesting to me are
1) She seems to WANT to be on camera, and
2) Amber has suggested livestreams which means that SLOMMI has likely responded positively to the idea of livestreams.

Buckle-up bitches; it's gonna be a wild ride!


Edited to Add:
@TexasRanger a Tyler Durden wannabe who's looking for a large supply of lard to make premium soap?

 

[peach tea]

Wow, I actually have something to catch up on in this thread for the first time in like 4 years. I’m pleasantly surprised, but I also don’t care.

 

[Xenomorph]

Ambers jealousy is gonna be off the chain with all these desperate hoes in her comments on Tik Tok

 

[just lurking]

One good firm push would send amber to the ground. Her balance is fucked and she has no reaction time. All miss salami would have to do is shove her

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

To all those thinking “darn, that Tommy gorl sure is a purdy lil’ thang” please remember we have been here before:
Exhibit A: Salah

There’s a lid for every pot, even retarded ones. Just sayin’.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

In two years when she flees, she'll be a hundred pounds fatter and have type 27 diabetes.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

According to youtube/plebbit girlies Tommy Solommy is already in a relationship with another woman with children (poss married? idk) and has previous for sliding into lonely lezzers DMs as some kind of money making scam? Can't remember exactly what video it was (maybe Waddle's latest?) because I was half asleep/ out my tits on painkillers so could have dreamt it.

 

[pippeyyy]

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According to youtube/plebbit girlies Tommy Solommy is already in a relationship with another woman with children (poss married? idk) and has previous for sliding into lonely lezzers DMs as some kind of money making scam? Can't remember exactly what video it was (maybe Waddle's latest?) because I was half asleep/ out my tits on painkillers so could have dreamt it.

It's been posted and discussed.

 

[annikaguts]

100% looks like the same person. seems like the TikTok was recently privated too because thumbnails and video links show up on search but link to nothing.
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Bad energy. In the picture on the right, she looks like Eliot Rogers.

 

[Constellationzero]

I wouldn't mind a dykecare era

I want the kind with unhinged, perpetually angry bulldaggers who like using their fists and breaking beer bottles and brandishing them to get their point across to bUbeH.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Imagine if we got the gaycare again but this time instead of hill billy twinks we get poly butch dykes who beat each other on the regular lmao.

ftfy

 

[Deine Mutter]

Are things moving too fast right now, or is this the right time for a new poll? It's been a while since Jade has been a thing.

If she really is a feeder, maybe "How long until 600lb?"

Someone's probably got a better idea.

 

[Tattoos]

Can we switch out the jade poll for our new deli kween?

 

[Mekahineyho]

I’ve seen a bunch of reaction channels say they are worried about Amber getting hurt. This is my problem with all of them, they constantly harp on her being a abuser and everything she’s done to animals, partners and her audience but then say they hope she’s going to be ok? Amber is choosing to lay with dogs and getting fleas.

 

[-Jack-]

Are things moving too fast right now, or is this the right time for a new poll? It's been a while since Jade has been a thing.

If she really is a feeder, maybe "How long until 600lb?"

Someone's probably got a better idea.

The mods on most of the threads here never seem to update anything.

I would say its too soon atm for ALR, not until we know for sure they are moving in.