Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Well...I don't know the kid's custody status but in case she ever meets the kid, she could accidentally sit on her and flatten her. >_>
This.

Also did we forget about emotional and psychological abuse? That kid is growing up seeing her mother feed her partner to death and then immediately switching to a new target.

This girl is either going to be psychologically fucked up for life, a drug addict or exactly like ALR looking for a feeder relationship. Or a combo of all 3 again, kind of like ALR.
Destiny couldn't trust Amberlynn with her fucking cat... why should anyone, let alone Slommy, trust their child to be safe around a mentality stunted, food aggressive, laygo loving, pool table weighing, now turned feedee with a known history of physical and emotional abuse? Poor kid is already fighting an uphill battle by being exposed to death fats-- on their literal death bed-- thanks to mommy's fetish.

IMHO Lolcows and kids should NOT be mixed period.
 
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I know it takes 3 or more kills to qualify as a serial killer, but I'd consider Slommy one if she is able to get her kill count up to two with Hambo. Slommy the Serial Killer even has a nice ring to it, the killer who kills with cheeseburgers! Oooh~ Spooky~
I think the newer definition of a serial killer is: at least two kills,in between a cooling off period.

Maybe there will be a Slommy the feeder killer thread and we kiwis will archive her...kills,as sleuths...
 
guessing the tommy name is a nickname like “valentine” from amberlynn as tommy/oak/willow/emily hashtags her insta pics with #tomboy and seems to be all about that aesthetic. sorry if that observation is late but i don’t think the name has any relevance beyond that.

eta: maybe that means amber really didn’t know the extent of tommy’s bullshit online, as it could have been an attempt to keep her somewhat anonymous? idk. i feel like amber knew she had a dead fat partner but didn’t realize she was posting fatty ding dong slop on feeder sites with her.
either way i have no idea how she will proceed, this is such a shit show. if she goes for the (kfc) double down, rip in advance amber.
 
Does Amber have a Feabie account that has flown under the radar? Tommy is obviously very active there and there’s no way Amber didn’t cyberstalk this woman. You have to have an account to even view profile pictures as far as I can tell.
A very morbid part of me wonders if Amber has accepted that the crushing weight of her own fat will kill her in a couple of years so might as well find a community that “appreciates” her for her remaining time on this Earth rather than dumping hundreds of dollars a month in to an Ozempic knockoff that she will inevitably quit anyway. Might as well spend it on Cheesecake Factory and sugary drinks with her troo lurve!
 
How long until she uploads another video somewhere? She turned off comments on her Tommy TikTok video as well. I'll have to check Instagram later.
I’m betting she will upload a 8 minute long vlog in 7-10 days time, not mention any of the drama and give us absolute nothing content of organising her earring collection and showing us her legos for a month or so until she does a weigh in or starts a new diet or something. She’ll ignore any mention of Tommy or girlfriend before slowly reintroducing us to her as someone new or revealing they broke up.
 
Now that Amber has been informed of who and what "Tommy" is, the ball is in her court as to whether she goes forward with this relationship.

Considering that the alternative is to stay single and rely on her mom, I'm betting Amber buys a new lipstick and some earrings to match the shade of red on all the flags, puts her head down, and charges in.
 
A very morbid part of me wonders if Amber has accepted that the crushing weight of her own fat will kill her in a couple of years so might as well find a community that “appreciates” her for her remaining time on this Earth rather than dumping hundreds of dollars a month in to an Ozempic knockoff that she will inevitably quit anyway. Might as well spend it on Cheesecake Factory and sugary drinks with her troo lurve!
If she continues dating Tommy, it's tacit acceptance, whether she wants to admit it or not. It's wild how Amber went from a fucking hand to a whole ass feeder in one go.
 
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If this is her, and I think it probably is, she is on the nurses register.
Not that it means MUCH but I believe her middle initial to be N solely based on her old facebook profile being ENCole.

Also, Slommy does not give "Registered Nurse" vibes Registered Nurse means more than just a nurse. Most states allow RN's to prescribe meds etc. Edit, Thanks @TheCakeIsALie for the correction, I am completely mistaken.

I believe you are showing the registration for this gal instead..
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Not that it means MUCH but I believe her middle initial to be N solely based on her old facebook profile being ENCole.

Also, Slommy does not give "Registered Nurse" vibes Registered Nurse means more than just a nurse. Most states allow RN's to prescribe meds etc.
This is absolutely not correct. I think you are confusing RN with APRN or NP. APRNs can prescribe. Regular RNs cannot
 
Also, Slommy does not give "Registered Nurse" vibes Registered Nurse means more than just a nurse. Most states allow RN's to prescribe meds etc.
Nah, registered nurse is just a standard nurse but I don't think she's a nurse at all.

If she works in that field, she's a CNA which means she wipes asses.

Honestly this is Amber's dream GF.

1. FEEDER
2. Average looking and butch
3. Won't get mad that she can't do anything for herself because she gets her rocks off from that
4. Has a daughter so she can be a fake stepmom
5. Excited to make money off her getting bigger, something that ALR has done for years....albeit in another way.
6. Wipes death fat assess for a living

Good lord please let this relationship continue 🙏
 
considering the info about emily being an RN is dubious/unconfirmed, i’m still curious how alexis fits into all of this. alexis works in healthcare - wonder if that’s how they linked up.
If she’s an rn, then she has to be licensed. BON info is public. You can’t elect to remove your name from appearing in a license search, only an address
 
What with those, feeder blocking, Karens trying to "save" Hambo from her love????
Ellen Degenerated is everything she ever dreamed of, will let her eat everything her heart desires, while worshiping and wiping her smelly folds loving her dirt shelf ass and elephant laygs.
She'll also have a "daughter", to colouring and build legos together.
Hambo is just too dainty to date a perverted, dyke fuck.
She just want people to be jealous of her "skinny" Destiny.
Let Hambo live her dream in peace bitches.
Btw, WTF in the Hell of fucks am I looking at?
An ugly, skinny, dyke being squashed by a Titan's ballsac?
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There IS a nurses aid (CNA) registered in Winsconsin with the name of just Emily Cole, not middle initial, with initial registration in 2020 and renewal in 2022. There are no other details, but this keeps alive the theory that Amber's new girlfriend, Tommy, the Angle of Deathfat, is a professional wiper.


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