Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I am an old crone and I maintain that you cannot be in a romantic relationship solely over the Internet. It is cold and impersonal and maybe it’s the way the kids are doing things these days but back in my day being able to actually touch your partner was vastly preferable.

Any of this relating to FatAl in any way is unthinkable. She is undatable. By any thinking, feeling life form. If giant slugs suddenly became sentient even THEY would not date Amber.

What gets me tho is when Fat Al mutters “valentine” and 90% of gorl world acts like a pack of lemmings and charges right over the cliff.. Screw Britney and her pet steroid Sally, EMILY is the interesting (maybe) story here.

Hopefully these two failtrolls will blow over toot suite and FatAl will blow over in a tornado and we can find some new cows who’s milk is fresher and sweeter than what we’ve been served lately.
 
Jade's Speculation Station has attempted to make a connection between all of Amber's "I'm seeing someone/we broke up" announcements, her TikToks, and activity going on in the feeder forums with Colleen and Emily over the last 13 months. Jade's Speculation Station (full name so she's not confused with Jade Francis) has a theory that "Slommii" has been around since right after the Jade Francis breakup, and has been hot and cold with Amber as things changed in her relationship with Colleen.

Some stuff matches up really well, and some stuff seems like a reach. That being said, Jade's Speculation Station's video obviously has a lot of effort put into it, and anything decent that tries to drag the Slommii Dramii back to the forefront is worth boosting:

I'd love to know where the Danielle character fits into the timeline but I suspect Amber either met Emily around August 30th 2023 , September 21st 2023 or sometime around May 2024.
 
I am an old crone and I maintain that you cannot be in a romantic relationship solely over the Internet. It is cold and impersonal and maybe it’s the way the kids are doing things these days but back in my day being able to actually touch your partner was vastly preferable.
There's a lot of nonverbal communication that goes on between people when they are physically around each other that texts, calls and even video can't really pick up.
Body language is SO important in getting to know someone.

How many times have you heard someone say that a person looked normal but there was just something about them that seemed "off" and then later they find out that person was awful.

Amber's only hope of hooking a new caregiver is by hiding behind the internet, because no one in their right mind would want to be romantic with a 500 elbee screaming toddler.
 
There's a lot of nonverbal communication that goes on between people when they are physically around each other that texts, calls and even video can't really pick up.
Body language is SO important in getting to know someone.

How many times have you heard someone say that a person looked normal but there was just something about them that seemed "off" and then later they find out that person was awful.

Amber's only hope of hooking a new caregiver is by hiding behind the internet, because no one in their right mind would want to be romantic with a 500 elbee screaming toddler.
Amber's MO for all her relationships. Reel them in with love bombing over text and video and they've all basically hitched their wagons to her before even spending 24 hours together in person. Makes it difficult to back out if they have no where else to go, which of course is the easiest targets for someone like AL. By the time they've realized somethings wrong, they feel trapped.
 
According to this, Emily Franz has worked for the same company since April 2011. Information from Signal Hire matches info from Indeed that has been posted before.
 

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According to this, Emily Franz has worked for the same company since April 2011. Information from Signal Hire matches info from Indeed that has been posted before.
Sorry for being retarded, but how is she a Registered Nurse with only an associate's degree? Don't real nurses need a bachelor's? I don't see how she can be above ass wiper with just an associate's.
 
Sorry for being retarded, but how is she a Registered Nurse with only an associate's degree? Don't real nurses need a bachelor's? I don't see how she can be above ass wiper with just an associate's.
According to the website.
Complete the full four semesters, earn an Associate Degree in Nursing (ADN), take the National Council Licensure Exam for Registered Nurses, and seek employment as RNs.
 

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Sorry for being retarded, but how is she a Registered Nurse with only an associate's degree? Don't real nurses need a bachelor's? I don't see how she can be above ass wiper with just an associate's.
There are programs that offer an ADN (Associate Degree in Nursing) that can be completed in 2 years. Afterwards, people can go back for their BSN which can take 1 or 2 years. There are also ABSN (Accelerated BSN) that are completed in 1 year. An example of an ACEN accredited ADN program in a community college in WI is: https://www.mstc.edu/programs/nursing#:~:text=The Associate Degree Nursing (ADN) program at,and biological sciences, social sciences, and nursing.
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Trash cans and autistic ratings are okay, but where TF is Kristine in all this mess. I’m ALMOST feeling sorry for ALR because she clearly has a mother that doesn’t care. I have kids either side of ALR’s age, and if they moved close to me, had a channel I knew about, as Kristine clearly knows, believe me I’d be following them. ALR absolutely needs Kristine to to take some accountability. If she were my kid, I’d be taking them to therapy, even if I had to pay for it. It just seems to me that Kristine is more thinking about Bingo, the casino, and her Evangelical Church, than she cares about her own daughter still. There would be no colouring in, just ensuring they did their psychologist’s homework. I realise it’s easier to say than to do, but ALR clearly needs a responsible parent, and has done so for decades. I just don’t believe that the “reformed” MommaLynn is there for her daughter.
 
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Trash cans and autistic ratings are okay, but where TF is Kristine in all this mess. I’m ALMOST feeling sorry for ALR because she clearly has a mother that doesn’t care. I have kids either side of ALR’s age, and if they moved close to me, had a channel I knew about, as Kristine clearly knows, believe me I’d be following them. ALR absolutely needs Kristine to to take some accountability. If she were my kid, I’d be taking them to therapy, even if I had to pay for it. It just seems to me that Kristine is more thinking about Bingo, the casino, and her Evangelical Church, than she cares about her own daughter still. There would be no colouring in, just ensuring they did their psychologist’s homework. I realise it’s easier to say than to do, but ALR clearly needs a responsible parent, and has done so for decades.
Meh.
Amber is an adult and Kristine is a shit mother who only comes around out of guilt and to get free crap from TJ Maxx.

Amber needs to get off the Internet and in to a therapists chair to learn how to stop saying “you triggered my BPD so YOU need to do something different” and learn some coping mechanisms and/or get on correct levels of medication(s).

The other option of course is to lean in to her new-found feedee status, become completely dependent on Emily, and hurtle even faster towards death as the world watches via YouTube.

Either way, Amber is responsible for Amber.
 
There's a lot of nonverbal communication that goes on between people when they are physically around each other that texts, calls and even video can't really pick up.
There's Meghan Daum's essay, written prior to 2001, called On the Fringes of the Physical World. A fan sent her an email, and they conducted a whirlwind romance through email and phone, but flopped when they met physically.

We are more than words on a page or on a screen. We have tics, habits, mannerisms. 500 extra lbs, mebbe.

She was struck by two things: when she told people, how many confessed similar stories, and how she lapped up his attention like a dying animal.

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Amber needs to get off the Internet and in to a therapists chair to learn how to stop saying “you triggered my BPD so YOU need to do something different” and learn some coping mechanisms and/or get on correct levels of medication(s).
But but but ... you know she has the BPD and the ASMR! Not to mention the OBCD!
She can't help anything that is lidurally 100% her own fault and how dare anyone expect a 33 year old to be responsible for herself!
Haydurs and boolies, the lot of us.
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Trash cans and autistic ratings are okay, but where TF is Kristine in all this mess. I’m ALMOST feeling sorry for ALR because she clearly has a mother that doesn’t care. I have kids either side of ALR’s age, and if they moved close to me, had a channel I knew about, as Kristine clearly knows, believe me I’d be following them. ALR absolutely needs Kristine to to take some accountability. If she were my kid, I’d be taking them to therapy, even if I had to pay for it. It just seems to me that Kristine is more thinking about Bingo, the casino, and her Evangelical Church, than she cares about her own daughter still. There would be no colouring in, just ensuring they did their psychologist’s homework. I realise it’s easier to say than to do, but ALR clearly needs a responsible parent, and has done so for decades. I just don’t believe that the “reformed” MommaLynn is there for her daughter.
Gorl, how old was ALR when she was taken from Kristine and George? Yeah it's been over 20 years but do you really think Kristine is gonna parent like that? Please.
 
Drunklynn live
Amber says her an Emily are still in a relationship with Emily. She is drinking and going to tell "the truth"
She says the lies are not true and she is not in danger. Emily is no a feeder🙄 "It was all for the money."

edit - should have said Emily but went back and forth between names

edit way too much sex talk
 
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imagine being desperate enough to date someone who gets off on slowly watching you die.

ETA: amber also just said she doesn’t care about tommy’s previous girlfriend dying of health complications after being used for her feeder fetish because it was before they started dating. this woman is getting every little bit of this that she deserves
 
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Amber says her an Emily are still in a relationship with Tommy. She is drinking and going to tell "the truth"
She says the lies are not true and she is not in danger. Tommy is no a feeder🙄 "It was all for the money."
I missed the start of the live. So I’m assuming you mean (because Emily and Tommy are the same person) that she is still dating this feeder.
Amber chose the second option, then.
Godspeed, Amber.
 
ETA: amber also just said she doesn’t care about tommy’s previous girlfriend dying of health complications after being used for her feeder fetish because it was before they started dating. this woman is getting every little bit of this that she deserves
Amber needs some serious help. She’ll never admit that, or get it. I still believe her “reformed” mother needs to step up and force it, but of course she never will.
 
I missed the start of the live. So I’m assuming you mean (because Emily and Tommy are the same person) that she is still dating this feeder.
Amber chose the second option, then.
Godspeed, Amber.
yes, amber confirmed she and tommy are still together and she said essentially that she doesn’t care about tommy’s previous girlfriend because “everyone’s timelines are different” (????????)

Amber needs some serious help. She’ll never admit that, or get it. I still believe her “reformed” mother needs to step up and force it, but of course she never will.
her mom is happy to go along with the delusions and bad behavior because at the end of the day, she’s getting free clothes and food, probably getting generous amounts of money from amber in exchange for affection, and ultimately doesn’t care about her all that much. her mom will never do or say anything that would jeopardize the gravy train.

she not only said she didn’t care it was in the past, she doubled down and keeps insisting tommy and her are in love and that people trying to make her get help are haters who don’t want to see her happy. she probably would die happy of a massive heart attack while being spoon fed panda express by one of her gorlfriends, though.
 
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