Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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The haydurs who are concerned are the funniest. They laughed and called her a sodium filled whale, modeled a few Torrid items to show they are lesser filled whales, and were generally terrible, but sprinkle in a little body horror like feederism or cancer and they're sooo concerned. You absolute frauds and liars!
 
Slightly unrelated and maybe even a bit late, but I'm loving all the YouTube channels crediting the farms for once. The funniest is the Narc Alert. It was only a few weeks ago that she was calling the farms disgusting and insisting she was above it all.

And now she's admitted that she lurks on here and her narrative sounds exactly like what is being talked about on here.

Not important or really relevant but amusing nonetheless.
 
Slightly unrelated and maybe even a bit late, but I'm loving all the YouTube channels crediting the farms for once. The funniest is the Narc Alert. It was only a few weeks ago that she was calling the farms disgusting and insisting she was above it all.

And now she's admitted that she lurks on here and her narrative sounds exactly like what is being talked about on here.

Not important or really relevant but amusing nonetheless.
Fuck Narc Alert. I cant stand Merc or her channel. She thinks she is above the Farms until she needs info for content. Fuck her that old bitch.
 
When Snowflake said that "Even Kiwi Farms was concerned" I was like: where tf are you reading that?
Sure we called her a serial killer but I for one am very happy about this turn of events.

ALL of these talking heads read here.

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
✨ Hey bitches, we see you.✨:hillary:

You all rag on a fat bitch who lied about rape, molestation, domestic violence, why tf should anyone give one fuck about HER welfare?
All of those channels only do this because they don't have the balls to say otherwise for fear of being struck for "muh fatphobier"
 
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I was not expecting that
What I want to know out of all this is why Big Al didn't just date Alexis. She was so desperate for a ass wiping chauffeur that she would have dated anyone but not this chick obsessed with her. I need to know why she was friendzoner lol. Maybe she doesn't have a car
 
What I want to know out of all this is why Big Al didn't just date Alexis. She was so desperate for a ass wiping chauffeur that she would have dated anyone but not this chick obsessed with her. I need to know why she was friendzoner lol. Maybe she doesn't have a car
I dont know but that fucking accent better disappear.
Not manly enough I guess and also Alexis is too much like Hammy is that way.
 
I think Amber would date men, if she hadn't learned all she knows about them from VC Andrews novels.
If you believe that all men are going to have one drink and turn rapist after mistaking their young granddaughters for their deceased wives, then sure, women might look like the better option.
 
I just watched 5 minutes of Alr on that stupid live where she admits she's a liar. No shock at all. It's weird how Emily went around making sure she had dates yesterday so that today alr could go live and really pound dates in so it sounds legit. In alr's head this all sounds good. Her lies to make excuses for why things. When 93% of her audience which is haters leaves then her and Emily can use being desperate for money as to why she's on feeder sites. Amber is a fucking disgusting person she did wait for that lady to die to announce she had a new feeder girlfriend. I hate her so she's pure garbage. She said rumors as if these farms haven't been complying hard evidence to the contrary. Just for already you dishonest fat cow. You literally just cried how you didn't like that you got fooled by a troll and had to pay and that you didn't like how it felt to be lied to.ALR is a fucking piece of shit. And Jade can choke on her do rag because she controls nobody and people can talk about her even if she threatens to show her terrible character. You know the kind of character that would use a mentally retarded obese women to get thousands of dollars of gifts cars and clothes yeah Jade gfy I hope you get punched in your ugly face she looks like one of those dogs with the severe under bite.
 
So are any of these faggot reaction channels currently rug munching Erica and Brittany for views going to address why Brittany is so angry at Hamber when Erica was the one who continued talking to her and bought her a $400 expurt leygoes long after she told her wife the trolleeeeen was over or would that chase away their current cash cows?
 
You all rag on a fat bitch who lied about rape, molestation, domestic violence, why tf should anyone give one fuck about HER welfare?
All of those channels only do this because they don't have the balls to say otherwise for fear of being struck for "muh fatphobier"

Not to mention that Hambutt is absolutely cut from the same Steven Assanti cloth, and would absolutely "CAWL DAH POHLEECE!" if she doesn't get her WowBaoCheesecakeFactoryPandaExpressShakeShack tout de suite.
 
And exactly why SHOULD anyone feel any concern towards her? (Even ignoring the significant part that she's objectively a terrible person who feels entitled to treat everyone around her like shit)

The ENTIRETY of her "content" is copying bullshit YouTube and TikTok trends, mixed in with fake "diet arcs" that she's already quit before her audience has even seen the announcement video for the new arc. It's ALL FABRICATED - all the way down to stupid shit like her trolling is all mindlessly copied from somewhere else. (A while ago I gave the example of her using a spaghetti spoon to mix meat she was frying - which I saw on a Blair Walnuts video where she was making fun of tradwife TikToks). And if anyone has any criticism or concerns about something they saw, she gets smug and tells them that she doesn't film her real life...

The ENTIRETY of her "real" life is sitting naked below the waist on her dank Aaron's sofa (and Eric and Rickie sleeping on that thing is JUSTICE), while creating drama-triangle bullshit and delusions of lesbian love by texting and engaging in cybersex with other emotionally/mentally stunted/damaged women. Oh, and the odd TROLL that Amber mistakes for an emotionally/mentally stunted/damaged woman. All in the hopes that she can eventually trap one as her live-in servant and endless source of narc supply. And catching one never stops this behaviour, as she needs to make sure another is lined up in the event that the current one she has chained to the radiator manages to chew off their own foot and escape. Oh! Almost forgot. It's all of that with the occasional trip to Walmart and weekly BINGO on senior's night with Methma.

And - this one was kind of a surprise for me - her entire TIKTOK channel is her doing this bizarre mime routine to music, dropping hints about the bullshit going on in the delusions and drama she's created around her digital pen pals.

Nothing she shows her audience is real, and she's never shown even the slightest sliver of seeing her viewers as anything more than dupes to get sucked into her manufactured drama so she can get money for doing nothing. She's proven time and time again that she'll always make the worst-possible decision in a scenario - even moreso if that decision is OPPOSITE of what people tell her to do. She's been through the system and was determined to not be so stupid that she needs a tard wrangler, so she's just like the millions of other degenerates who choose to blow up their lives with their selfish endulgences. And you just CAN'T HELP people who are as determined as Amber to self-destruct. It reminds me of a line from one of Jeff Foxworthy's comedy routines: "Sometimes the gene-pool needs a little skimmin'" know what I mean?

I was about to take a little break from this cow, and then got sucked back because of this. Well, at least now that we aren't worried about Slommii being forgotten, it seems like a good time to back off a bit. Over the last few weeks she's gotten a HUGE injection of cash, so she'll be good for a while (which always decreases her motivation to work). And she moved last October, right? That means her lease won't be up for a couple of months. And Emily is going to have Amber on a diet big time for the next couple of months to make it easier to ship her and her trash to Emily's state (she has a house and a decent job; she's not giving that up to live in Ambo's stinkbox in the bad part of town). I mean, Amber will be trying to create drama, but I predict nothing will actually be interesting until after she moves. Most of it will probably involve her bullying her mother to pack Amber's apartment for her - AGAIN.

PS Fuck off, Alexis. Stay or go - NO ONE CARES!
 
Not to mention that Hambutt is absolutely cut from the same Steven Assanti cloth, and would absolutely "CAWL DAH POHLEECE!" if she doesn't get her WowBaoCheesecakeFactoryPandaExpressShakeShack tout de suite.
Alexis, she’s annoying af. I am here for the fuckery and she is not it. Shooo happy she’s gone.

Fucking assanti, still alive I think….

I want to see her fall off a golf cart now.
 
The only people or posts I have seen or heard/can think of that are concerned about her were all on twitter or most likely Reddit. Why must Snowflake white knight and pretend to care so much?

I remember vividly stumbling upon his second channel (before his ALR documentaries were “successful”) and he had absolutely no problem making a complete joke and fool out of Amber and some other guy (Kays cooking son?) on livestreams with his mole rat friend, now suddenly he is such a great, funny guy.

Anyway, Amber can do what she wants which is pretend to be a successful, pretty influencer until she’ll become bed bound with Emily under her fupa. She pretty much grew up watching Trisha Paytas and idolising her-need I say more?
 
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