Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Destiny and her wife watching the drama unfold:
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Imagine bragging you got Amberlynn to cheat. Lower than dirt. Just lower than dirt. Great job, Alexis. Just great. People get horny or lonely or whatever, but this is just sad. Is Amberlynn the best you can pull? Do you want your employer to know you're bragging about sexing Amberlynn?

Be sure; I am no Casanova, but my rather short list is a surprise to no one. If I DID peg a pig, you could rest assured I wouldn't be bragging on Instagram as a means of evidence in the court of public opinion.
 
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Fee said:
It's so gross how much Amber is enjoying this attention. She's a hearse chaser and pretty much bragging about it and thinking that saying how happy she is excuses it. Stop talking for the rat faced Emily. You are not a we, yes the size of several people but still not a we. All that proves is Amber is still making up the narrative so it will fit with how she can justify the dead lady and feeder part of this which she's avoided actually acknowledging whatsoever. Other than denial.
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Well, see now she doesn't have to worry about her gf speaking to their ex, I mean unless it's with a Ouija Board.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Alexis has started a YouTube channel I presume to attempt to monetize her experiences with ALR and ENF
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Holy shit I was literally about to call it. Who knew a parasocial relationship between two unstable, emotionally stunted, narcissistic BPD bitches wouldn't end well? How wild we went from pretty much zero side characters for like a year to all these new players in just a matter of weeks.
 
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lostinwoods said:
kinda off topic but I just wanna say Zach Michael would be out of a job if it wasn't for Fat AL so he better keep sucking those rolls and stay in his lane.
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I stopped watching Oh Lordy It’s Jordy when he switched to livestreams, but I showed up for some of the Erica and Brittany interview. I have to say, I think he did a good job. I would have been judging them big time, and it would have showed, but he was very calm and gracious, even when Erica spent 10 or 15 minutes explaining how done and over it she was.

The cherry on top of the Orange Chicken was that Brittany and Erica reached out to ZM last fall, and he never replied. So instead of basking in all of the livestream attention, increasing his subscriber base, and hovering up superchats, he was lurking with the commenters. Sucks to be him!
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
It’s probably closer to this:
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I remember the chaos that ensued after this picture was released. The pose the, cardigan, the body shape, the body language, the tree trunks , even the black leggings, everything indicated that this Pic was our dear beloved Amberlyn, but when you look at the toes you realize that these are not hambos fungus infested toes. Also the leggings don't have a hole in them
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
It’s probably closer to this:
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this is so funny to me because if someone posted this and said it was Amber's leg, and image search didn't exist, i would really think that's her. its interesting to me how all fat people just turn into the same exact shaped blob. i'm like neutral to ever seeing Amber's layygs because they're a dime a dozen. the hilarious part about that would be more of her reaction rather than the actual horror that is her tree trunks.
 
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Peepeekakaland said:
I remember the chaos that ensued after this picture was released. The pose the, cardigan, the body shape, the body language, the tree trunks , even the black leggings, everything indicated that this Pic was our dear beloved Amberlyn, but when you look at the toes you realize that these are not hambos fungus infested toes. Also the leggings don't have a hole in them
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Giant cardigans and black abyss laygins are really all that is available once a woman gets to the size of an adult grizzly bear. That and tent-sized dresses worn as shirts.
 
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Emet-Selch said:
the hilarious part about that would be more of her reaction rather than the actual horror that is her tree trunks.
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It would be hilarious if we could somehow witness it live like when Becky told the internet Amber can't wipe her own ass.
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she better fucking have something (doubt) because somehow this is still been some of the most boring shit ever
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The whole thing is reminiscent of that time when Destiny's "hot tea" was that Amber doesn't bathe and threw a bottle of Mountain Dew at her car once.
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I stopped watching Oh Lordy It’s Jordy when he switched to livestreams, but I showed up for some of the Erica and Brittany interview. I have to say, I think he did a good job. I would have been judging them big time, and it would have showed, but he was very calm and gracious, even when Erica spent 10 or 15 minutes explaining how done and over it she was.
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I got seriously annoyed when Jordy stopped her from describing the abuse that went on between Amber and Jade for "legal reasons" just call it alleged abuse and you can't be sued you fucking moron
 
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I can't get invested in this clusterfuck as it feels manufactured.
There may be a method to the madness at work here, or at least an attempt.
Lucky for us, everyone involved seems to be some flavor of retarded so maybe they'll crash and burn sooner rather than later.
 
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