Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Notice that she said she had a list, but then was backtracking and acting like she couldn't say things because names or whatever?

Amber does that same shit. Who hasn't heard "I'm going through some things but I can't talk about it" eleventy billion times?
Amber is coaching Brittany on how to play the audience.

Please don't be stupid and fall for this shit. They are all in on it together.

 

[Thumb Butler]

ETA- She just said ALR masturbates by way of using her wiping tool.

Whipey must have been a real deviant.

 

[todd chrisley's anal gape]

Show layyyyguhs or fuck off.

 

[dfranki723]

Apparently the chokeen on a potato story was a LAH.

For the life of me I don't know why anyone ever believed that shit.
She wanted to brag about a near death experience but given that she has no life, choking to death would be the only thing her fat ass could think of. This shit drives me mad. Everyone knows 99% of the shite that falls from her wonky mouth is bullshit but then believes the most ridiculous stories she tells.

Same with the dangling ankle, she set up that fall to guilt trip Jade for leaving her to walk alone.

This live seemed to be completely pointless. Everyone who comes out to trash Hambo always leaves people disappointed. The only ones who would have actual damaging shit to talk about would be Becky and Jade but they're both bellends so we're stuck with a random woman whose wife ALR stole. Jesus.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Disturbing if all what she said was true, but also disturbing if she's just making shit up bc who would want to associate themselves with dildo-toilet wands for a lump of cottage cheese and being cheated on by a dykey retard GINGER if they weren't.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

For the life of me I don't know why anyone ever believed that shit.
She wanted to brag about a near death experience but given that she has no life, choking to death would be the only thing her fat ass could think of. This shit drives me mad. Everyone knows 99% of the shite that falls from her wonky mouth is bullshit but then believes the most ridiculous stories she tells.

Same with the dangling ankle, she set up that fall to guilt trip Jade for leaving her to walk alone.

This live seemed to be completely pointless. Everyone who comes out to trash Hambo always leaves people disappointed. The only ones who would have actual damaging shit to talk about would be Becky and Jade but they're both bellends so we're stuck with a random woman whose wife ALR stole. Jesus.

Just by the dramatics of the story alone, you can tell she's lying. She's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive & when she lies, she sounds like a child doing it, it's really pathetic. Anyone with a G of intelligence can see she's full of shit. I always said she bit that whole scene from The Whale bcuz isn't that the time Density came on with her cold ass tea? Her stupidity knows no bounds.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I only caught some of it, but with what I saw:

There wasn't anything to it. Brittney's goal with this live seemed to be to retcon the entire story to make her look better and to throw Erica under the bus. Now Brittney's implying that she and Erica were FANS of Amber and would watch her (rather than hate watch her), and is implying that Erica contacting her was just to contact her (and Brittney didn't know any of it was 'flirty'). Suddenly Brittney's saying that she had no knowledge of anything other than that initial contact (I don't know how that new story fits with her contacting reaction channels in November). She's also saying that she had no knowledge of anything until late June, when she caught Erica quickly closing up a message thread on her phone and asked her about it. When people pointed out the changes in the story, she said "I don't care what I said to Jordy; this is MY LIVE". She claimed that she was trying to protect Erica in the beginning, but found out a lot of stuff she didn't know about in regards to this shituation during those Jordy livestreams.

Brittney had no problem hinting at gross and humiliating things about Amber, like that Amber owns a wiping wand or that she uses it to masturbate... but any discussion about drug use or recovery was completely off the table. And a large chunk of the live was her whining about that and making her mods sweep it all. Ditto for "slow in the mind" topics as well. She also kept saying that the $2,400 was so embarassing and she wouldn't talk about it, either (which makes me think that it involves Brittney specifically and would destroy the story she's building that she had no involvement in this trolling/love story). I'm not sure how we got from Brittney talking about how she's been married to Erica for almost 10 years and when you live with someone you know..... To her having NO CLUE FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR that Erica was having an online smut-fest romance with Amber, sending her gifts, texting non-stop, putting Amber on Life360, and was refusing to pay her and Brittney's bills for 3 months so she could run off with Amber in August.

She didn't present any text messages, voice recordings, or anything that would be considered 'evidence' of any sort. She kept waving around a hand-scribbled notepad, but refused to read it, and ignored questions from the chat About whether she'd show it to Jordy for him to find a way to safely share the info with the audience. She spent most of the time staring at the chat in silence, because she didn't want to answer anything the chat was asking. Then she justified that with something to the effect of "I didn't say I came here to 'spill tea'; I came here for you guys and I just to talk", as if ANYONE would have any reason to 'talk' with her other than to get dirt on Amber.

She also hinted at lolsuits with Amber, which I don't understand. Even IF her state has some Draconian infidelity laws on the books, wouldn't she be suing her CHEATING WIFE, rather than the rando being cheated on? Aren't those laws in place to leverage for spousal support and stuff? How can Brittney and Erica sue Amber, if Erica was stringing Amber along and supposedly Brittney had no knowledge of? I'm confused.

The things I heard Brittney say that weren't covered:

• Either Eric or Rickie would expose themselves to Amber when they came out of the bathroom
• All of her previous girlfriends had full access to her money
• One of her previous girlfriends would .. hog? hawk? her debit card (I couldn't make it out).
• One of Amber's exes was a "neighbour" of Brittney and Erica (I'm guessing Jade, because of that message we saw), but didn't specify if "neighbour" actually meant "neighbour", or just that the girlfriend was in their state.

NONE of this shit actually means anything, as Amber lies. Amber loves to paint people black or white, making up vicious lies when she's trying to paint them black. We're watching in real time as she (and Alexis) distort things about each other to make the other look bad. Amber didn't have any money with half of her girlfriends, and it seems like she was always added to THEIR accounts (except for Jade, who I think Amber hinted that they each had their own accounts). Yeah she put her checks into the accounts, but also spent her money AND THEIRS before the others could really touch it (and in the case where Destiny dumped her, told her audience that she changed the YouTube banking into to her own private account the second they broke up). She's always had control of her money.

TL;DR: Brittney is another Amber.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

A part of me wonders if the $2400 was Amber “repaying” Brittany for the 3 months of bills that weren’t paid.
Since Erica and Brittany were married I’m sure that their bills were joint, and if Amber encouraged Erica to stop paying the bills, then those are Brittany’s bills going unpaid too.
Amber probably got guilt tripped by Brittany in to sending her that to pay them back up.
Erica couldn’t get away with not paying rent/mortgage for 3 months, but $2400 for 3 months of utilities could be correct.
Anyway Amber please prove you can wipe without a toilet wand.

 

[Hayduraide]

She's also saying that she had no knowledge of anything until late June, when she caught Erica quickly closing up a message thread on her phone and asked her about it. When people pointed out the changes in the story, she said "I don't care what I said to Jordy; this is MY LIVE".

I'm watching the live now and Britt contradicts this. At 54:14, she says that she was there when Erica got the moon picture.
Britt: "Yeah, the moon pic? I was there for that." ""I haven't seen the moon photo that she sent. The one that I was shown was one that was taken when I was around."
This makes no sense that Britt would have no knowledge of anything until late June because Amber showed off the moon photo gift back in April in her video "my girlfriend surprised me, moms first YouTube appearance, & trying on new pants! | vlog"
What I got from all this was Britt was high, lying, and wanted to spread useless drama. If she's ever called out on this later, she'll excuse her behavior by saying something like, "Wuuuuuuut? Lol I don't even remember the stream, I was so high/drunk!"

 

[Nancompoop]

I'm watching the live now and Britt contradicts this. At 54:14, she says that she was there when Erica got the moon picture.
Britt: "Yeah, the moon pic? I was there for that." ""I haven't seen the moon photo that she sent. The one that I was shown was one that was taken when I was around."
This makes no sense that Britt would have no knowledge of anything until late June because Amber showed off the moon photo gift back in April in her video "my girlfriend surprised me, moms first YouTube appearance, & trying on new pants! | vlog"
What I got from all this was Britt was high, lying, and wanted to spread useless drama. If she's ever called out on this later, she'll excuse her behavior by saying something like, "Wuuuuuuut? Lol I don't even remember the stream, I was so high/drunk!"

Yea and that moon thing Amberlynn swooned over was some cheap customizable garbage that was advertised all over IG at the time, not an actual photo. She has no idea what she's talking about

 

[ovxoo]

Retards on Reddit seriously complaining about the people body shaming Amber LOL

Love yourself Amber! Love your obesity! Continue your path! Your lovely giant discolored laygs! Your giant lovely scabbed arms! The 10 rolls under your beautiful breasts! So glad you did this to yourself Amber!! Be the true BBW queen you are #OBESEISHEALTHY <3 #PromoteObesity

 

[Constellationzero]

ETA- She just said ALR masturbates by way of using her wiping tool.

Don't nobody wanna hear how two week old cottage cheese left outside the fridge is made!

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

We should all just stop talking about big al or at least all these other hoes until something actually happens. The past month has all been high school bathroom tier she said this OMG gossip. Lime the most boring shit and literally no one has proof or receipts. Just stop giving them all attention. This is somehow more boring than bingo mamalyn

 

[whogoesthere]

Well, this is a grim development. Feels like when you walk around the DRC and stumble upon a death pit, only worse.

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

I bet Amberlynn makes her girlfriends pop her boils for her since she can't reach them

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

It seems like Brittany has all the traits that make Amber hateable, but on an even greater level. Don't get me wrong, disliking Britany doesn't suddenly make me like ALR, Amber is still an obnoxious, self centered, stupid, narcissistic liar, but Brittany manages to be all those things, yet somehow even more insufferable. ,

The livestreams for example, while I can never usually sit through about more than 10 minutes of ALR before skipping ahead and finally giving up, I could only get through literal seconds of Brittany's muddled slurring mess of a stream before fast forwarding in an attempt to find anything of interest.-btw, I don't know how anyone can actually watch any of these livestreams when they're actually live... not having the ability to FF would be torturous.
I only watched a small portion of the stream and read just about the "highlights" here, but I did see where she tried to retcon the history of Erica and ALR , in order make herself sound like a victim, but she just made herself and Erica come across worse than before.

Their initial story was that they were in bed one night and decided that Erica should message ALR in order to troll her. Erica claimed that she disliked ALR, and even said she admitted to ALR that there was a time she really didn't like her. I also recall that Erica and Brittany both came up with the story that Erica told Amber that Erica was "technically' married, but that it was was just for financial reasons, that they didn't sleep with each other and that Brittany was already in a relationship with someone else.

On the livestream Brittany said that Amber was one of Erica's favorite youtubers and Brittany encouraged her to message Amber, only because it would be cool to see if she could get a reply from someone she was such a big fan of. She said it was just supposed to be an innocent conversation and that Brittany had no idea that it had gone farther than friendly chit-chat, until much later on.

But if they really weren't trolling Amber and they didn't mean for her to think that Erica was avialable and romantically interested in her, why invent that whole story about Erica being married in name only and that it was essentially just a marriage of convenience? While it's all but impossible to feel bad for Amber and she is an awful person, like I said earlier, somehow Brittany comes across even worse-if not worse, than just as bad-and the fact that Britanny thinks any of this makes her come across as remotely sympathetic or the victim here, means she has even less self awareness than ALR-something that I might have once thought was not even possible.

 

[dfranki723]

Retards on Reddit seriously complaining about the people body shaming Amber LOL

Love yourself Amber! Love your obesity! Continue your path! Your lovely giant discolored laygs! Your giant lovely scabbed arms! The 10 rolls under your beautiful breasts! So glad you did this to yourself Amber!! Be the true BBW queen you are #OBESEISHEALTHY <3 #PromoteObesity

If anyone can out retard Amber, it's the silly cunts on Reddit.

It's strange how they seem to despise Brittany but were only just licking the arsehole of Alexis the other day. I wish I understood how they choose which simpleton to hate and which to worship.

ALR is a fat pig and a vile human, no-one cares about MUH BODY SHAMING. Maybe they can cancel out the pain of fatphobia by sending her superchats on her next live.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

We should all just stop talking about big al or at least all these other hoes until something actually happens. The past month has all been high school bathroom tier she said this OMG gossip. Lime the most boring shit and literally no one has proof or receipts. Just stop giving them all attention. This is somehow more boring than bingo mamalyn

Yeah, it’s really stupid. “Amber’s a meanie and a manipulator, and she also sexted her girlfriend!” No shit. And most people in LDRs are probably sending nudes. “But, but, feeder content.” Yeah, what else is she going to do? A pole dance set to a Brittney Spears song? The bitch can barely walk.

And now people are bringing up lolsuits. For God’s sake, stop clogging up the court system with your petty nonsense that no one cares about.

I hope Amber moves in with Emily soon. I’m not going to watch it, and I’m sure a large portion of her audience are going to leave once they figure out what’s really going on. But I’m just curious how quickly the doom spiral will happen.

 

[Constellationzero]

Yeah, what else is she going to do?

Spoiler: This Comment Sanitized For YOUR Protection.

* Fart
* queef
* Show laaaaayyyyyyyyyyyygggssssss and bare feet/toenails
* Clap that disturbing shelf

 

[Flan Pwincess]

She just said ALR masturbates by way of using her wiping tool.

Apparently Amber’s crevices have boils