Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[LightEmittingDiode]

For some reason I can’t reply to your post directly @Turd Fergusson
But will Amber be willing to give up the usual “laze around all day and Walmart runs at night” for a girl who doesn’t want her to become more active/lose weight?
Usually Amber’s partners have at least tried (at first) to “help” her with her weight. Emily would be happy if Amber became just a sentient blob on the couch for fetish stuff, then she could disappear upstairs for alone time where she knows Amber can’t follow. Like dating a fat, smelly Dalek.
But how long until Emily is sick of Amber screech-laughing at her phone all night and demanding she takes days off work to cart her to bingo or just spend time with her?
Having a partner who fits in to your fetish is all well and good but living with a partner who fits in to your fetish when you barely know each other and have little to nothing in common is quite different.
I have the feeling Amber is going to get shipped back to OK soon and will become nothing more than bean-flicking fodder for Emily via “sexy” videos.

 

[Behelit Boy xddxxddd]

Pardon me if late, but has Amber ever responded to Nickocado doing in 2 years what Amber has failed to do in 10+?
It’s a very jarring comparison of someone having willpower and putting in the work vs indulgent “body intuition” HAES fast-food-addicted lazy bullshit.

She basically said that he should just reveal what tricks or meal services he used to lose all that weight. Amber is too dumb to understand it's calories in calories out. No secret trick, no weight watchers point system, juice cleanser diet or magical pill just CICO and some willpower.

Actually I take it back she's not too dumb to understand that concept but rather eating less than you burn is her idea of personal hell and she would rather get bed ridden and die than not have her comfort 8k calories of industrially processed partially pre-digested nutrient deprived slop a day.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

So since she's not intelligent enough to hide that she's still at Emily's, had she signed another month to month at HER apartment in OK? And is that where she's keeping the rest of her shit? Emily should've known her prized pigs MO, about moving into her "girlfriends" houses & never leaving. Ohhhhh wellllll...

 

[Bogliacci]

Not really anything new or interesting, but Emily N. Franz of Oshkosh, WI is trying to hide herself on Facebook by changing her name. Her mom and grandma still have her tagged in photos with the child she doesn't have custody of, so it was easy to find her. The original FB account that was found before now leads to some dead Roblox account or whatever.

Just posting this for those of us that like to keep track of this weirdo on other platforms.

ETA: Emily looking fat of face in this pic from 2018. If my gorl math is right, the kid is now 7 or 8.

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Her head is so fucking weird, like a bowling ball on a stick.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Her head is so fucking weird, like a bowling ball on a stick.

Right? She reminds me of the mother from the older Family Circus cartoons.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Emily looking fat of face in this pic from 2018. If my gorl math is right, the kid is now 7 or 8.

Why bother raising your own adorable daughter when you could spend your time feeding Amberlynn Reid instead? "You are a very good mother, Emily". Fuck you, Jennifer Franz.

 

[Anal Del Rey]

Also Emily comfirm it!!

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I can't even come up with something witty about how she's being choked purple by that throwback choker around her leg sized neck.

 

[fukuyama]

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I can't even come up with something witty about how she's being choked purple by that throwback choker around her leg sized neck.

Chokers are the hallmark of fat fucks and fat faggots (troons) and IM SICK OF IT. THEY RUINED OUR REBELLIOUS AND HISTORUCAL FASHION


DEATH TO THE FATTIES AND THE TROONS.

 

[Constellationzero]

I do not think that this relationship will last very long as Emily will likely not put up with Amber taunter-tantrums. Amber will be miserable in no time.

It probably won't, but this pig can just become a squatter. Even in Wisconsin, she can squat for a long time, basically being a rubber booger for the pervert (love that for hurr)!

Maybe the pervert can film us a grody porn from the Don Q Inn. Maybe the pig can give us a Rocky Rococo mookbong! Swiss Colony hauls ahoy!

 

[Fee]

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I can't even come up with something witty about how she's being choked purple by that throwback choker around her leg sized neck.

It's giving Big Ed's sister vibes or his soulmate. Both fat with thick immovable body parts. Big ass thick necks. I don't understand how she isn't embarrassed to post we have eyes. Even the ones that sorta believe her have eyes. Does anyone think she's going up and down those stairs

 

[Clotso Coof]

It probably won't, but this pig can just become a squatter. Even in Wisconsin, she can squat for a long time

While legally correct, ALR is to adverse too confrontation or being disliked to her face to actually be a squatter.

But she always has a new online "girlfriend" or two waiting in the wings, just in case. She's a life-long professional parasite. She'll jump ship immediately to a new Becky-style codependent fat lesbian when this current girl dumps her someday.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

While legally correct, ALR is to adverse too confrontation or being disliked to her face to actually be a squatter.

But she always has a new online "girlfriend" or two waiting in the wings, just in case. She's a life-long professional parasite. She'll jump ship immediately to a new Becky-style codependent fat lesbian when this current girl dumps her someday.

Well you don't need to really actively DO anything to be a squatter - I don't know how it works in Wisconsin but where I'm at, you only need to be existing in a space for a certain amount of time and then you have to be legally evicted. If this relationship goes south for whatever reason, and let's face it we all expect it to, ALR would legally have a place to stay for at least... six months? Plenty of time to manipulate her mom to pick her up or find another sap to latch onto - most likely Alexis.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Well you don't need to really actively DO anything to be a squatter

As I said, she could do it legally. But she couldn't handle getting death stares from the other residents of the house for months while the eviction case worked its way through the courts.

Imagine living in the same house for months with people who had tried to throw you out on the street and are now suing you in court. It would be hell for her and she can't handle confrontation like that. She'd also have to handle her own self care, grocery shopping, transportation and represent herself in tenant court. No way.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

As I said, she could do it legally. But she couldn't handle getting death stares from the other residents of the house for months while the eviction case worked its way through the courts.

Imagine living in the same house for months with people who had tried to throw you out on the street and are now suing you in court. It would be hell for her and she can't handle confrontation like that. She'd also have to handle her own self care, grocery shopping, transportation and represent herself in tenant court. No way.

Amber can manippleate her GFs in to taking her to McDonald’s but no way could she convince Emily to let her overstay her welcome, if Emily doesn’t want her there.
The thought of Amber in court in her holey black leggings and “best” shress makes me happy, though.

 

[Miltank]

Usually once someone has been getting mail, esp bills, at an address they legally live there. By then the homeowner has to give a 30 day notice to vacate. If after the 30 days they refuse to leave you can have the police escort them away. Tho states can have different rules also this doesn’t account for special situations where the eviction process can be taken to court and take much longer

 

[Clotso Coof]

The thought of Amber in court in her holey black leggings and “best” shress makes me happy, though.

Some landlord tenant court dockets broadcast all hearings on youtube, like Judge J Cedric Simpson's court out of Washtenaw County Michigan. I'd kill to see ALR in front of Judge Simpson. Ironically, his court has been covered by several former gorl world reactors like Mrz. Fields.

Here's an absolutely insufferable super-Karen in his landlord tenant court starting at 1:50 seconds (from Law Talk with Mike): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx-bIkyCIBE

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

“Your honor she told me to come stay with her it was hectic”
“She told me I would just have to sit on her once a week, not contribute to household expenses”
“She manippleated me online and I thought she meant move in forever not stay a few days to get my laygs squeezed and then leave”

 

[Clotso Coof]

How much money do we think ALR makes on youtube now? Can Amber still afford her own apartment if she needs to pay rent on her own? Gorl world in general seems less lucrative, although FFG just made 2095 bucks in superchats tonight due to Chantal ranting.

I'm loving this just 6 minutes in but what the HELL is with the wild wailing in the background? It sounds like someone's being tazed every couple minutes.

I'm not getting any weird noise and I've seen the video maybe three times in the last two years. Perhaps you should reboot? Maybe youtube is overloaded tonight with Iran getting bombed?

 

[dfranki723]

Why bother raising your own adorable daughter when you could spend your time feeding Amberlynn Reid instead? "You are a very good mother, Emily". Fuck you, Jennifer Franz.

That comment sounded so fucking robotic and unnatural.
People don't speak like that to their family members, well maybe if they're in a cult. It's so stilted and strange. Maybe the whole family is fucked.