Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lol cow supreme]

Isn’t Jamie Gorges the current wife,

Yeah. Current wife. I did this before any Jordy BS or knowledge of another wife.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

It really couldn’t have happened to better people.
Will Amber respond? She is incapable of not oversharing.
Will she make a hasty retreat to OKC and make a tearful vlog about how she “had nauuuu idea Emily was a feeder” or will she never address it and live her remaining years squashing Emily while filled to the brim with McDonalds?

How the fuck would she get back there? She won't fly and she doesn't have a chauffeur to U Haul her 19 hours anymore after falling out with Kristine. Plus she's Amber so she will take the easiest way out at all times.

She's probably just gonna end up being Colleen 2.0

 

[Crab Latte]

Notable adult film actress BBW Veronica weighs in on today's happenings:

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Random question but it’s driving me nuts.

I have completely missed the genesis of the growing “gentle love” references. Is this a way ALR refers to her feelings for the latest fling?

Because it so, it doesn’t strike me as a strong enough emotion on which to base a 14 road trip, pets in tow, for a protracted’visit’.

People have been asking her about "tough love" and she says that it doesn't work on. her, that she needs "soft love" and "gentle love." In other words, only hiney pats and no pesky criticism.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Random question but it’s driving me nuts.

I have completely missed the genesis of the growing “gentle love” references. Is this a way ALR refers to her feelings for the latest fling?

Because it so, it doesn’t strike me as a strong enough emotion on which to base a 14 road trip, pets in tow, for a protracted’visit’.

she said it in a IG post referring to tommy

 

[CloutKing]

Screenshots from Jordy's livestream.

These people are all fucking retarded.


Judging from the texts, it's safe to assume Amber is no longer bound by the confines of threads and fabrics. Her form shall grow until she fills the basement entirely, and Tommy's interactions extend to throwing her food down the stairs and crawling under her when she wants to coom. I'm giving Amber up to 2027 until she visits the Walmart in the sky.


How the mighty have fallen. She pines for the days she had a tamed house nigger or spastic redneck to wrangle.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Never thought I'd see the day where an adult film actress chimes in and makes projections about the future of our gorl, but here we are.

Then again it's been shown that in Gorlworld, degens like this atttact one another, as has also been made apparent with the discovery of some other new fat lezbean.

Furthermore, since people brought up the possibility of Amber having to compete with Tommy's child for attention, I wanted to ask if we've ever seen Amber interact with children before. I can only think of a few pictures very early in the thread of Amber holding a baby/toddler, where she looks like an ogress poised to feast, and 15-year old Libby of the Destiny era, to whom she made typical skeevy groomer comments iirc ("She's so mature for her age!").

 

[-Jack-]

Her only last hope was being with her mum in OK, healing her relationship with her mother, and dealing with her food addiction and a plethora of other medical ailments just like her mum has successfully achieved. But alas, Hamber has chosen the easiest, non-challenging solution. I expect to see nothing but short Snapchat/Instagram story vlogs from now onwards until New Years Eve, heavily filtered, random laughing, NO DRINKING, lots of delicious food that will be forced fed through a funnel into Ambers gunt shared amongst a loving dyke family.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Random question but it’s driving me nuts.

I have completely missed the genesis of the growing “gentle love” references. Is this a way ALR refers to her feelings for the latest fling?

Because it so, it doesn’t strike me as a strong enough emotion on which to base a 14 road trip, pets in tow, for a protracted’visit’.

Apparently, The Hand was more firm with the weight loss as Fat Fuck claimed to be more serious about it- this time. So The Hand bought exercise equipment I'm sure she expected Lardo to use. Or she'd likely make comments about weight loss, bcuz The Hand was tHe mOsT sUpPoRtiVe gUrLfReN the tub of shit had ever had. So she was firm in what she believed Hamtard wanted, bcuz she said that's what she wanted. We all know it's just a ruse for new caretakers, she doesn't really want to lose weight. So now that she has someone she can be her true, gluttonous piggish, disgusting fat piece of shit self with, the love is soft, she's not being forced to lose weight, she's not being coHORSED into something she claimed she wanted in the first place. Stupid bitch, it's going to be glorious to see her reach her highest weight. This grotesque lard prison she's built for hershelf is just what she deserves.

@Hot CILF in your area
you remember in the Density era she gave that little girl a piggy back ride & the poor girl had to do the splits, but she was sat up on the shelf like a nice seat. Lard Lass took up the entirety of the staircase entrance.

 

[pippeyyy]

Never thought I'd see the day where an adult film actress chimes in and makes projections about the future of our gorl, but here we are.

Then again it's been shown that in Gorlworld, degens like this atttact one another, as has also been made apparent with the discovery of some other new fat lezbean.

Furthermore, since people brought up the possibility of Amber having to compete with Tommy's child for attention, I wanted to ask if we've ever seen Amber interact with children before. I can only think of a few pictures very early in the thread of Amber holding a baby/toddler, where she looks like an ogress poised to feast, and 15-year old Libby of the Destiny era, to whom she made typical skeevy groomer comments iirc ("She's so mature for her age!").

Dana's niece, I think, or cousin?? The little girl she would take on shopping sprees to Walmart and buy her 100s of dollars of crap. That was a red flag for everyone with an ounce of common sense. She would also take her to arcades with endless money, and stuff like that. (Along with buying Dana and Destiny deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrushes and groceries)

 

[Hayduraide]

Screenshots from Jordy's livestream.

As much as I want this to be true because it'd be funny, wasn't "Emily is a psychiatric nurse" a lie spread from Reddit because Redditors kept getting Emily and Erica confused (since Erica's wife, Brittany was a psychiatric nurse)?
I kept seeing this lie spread on Reddit for months without a single receipt that this was true. We know Emily is a registered nurse and have those receipts, but any receipt specifically that she's in the exact same field as Erica's wife? Because what a coincidence.
I really hope this is true, but that part made me question the validity.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Dana's niece, I think, or cousin?? The little girl she would take on shopping sprees to Walmart and buy her 100s of dollars of crap. That was a red flag for everyone with an ounce of common sense. She would also take her to arcades with endless money, and stuff like that. (Along with buying Dana and Destiny deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrushes and groceries)

Now that you mention it, is that the same kid that super speDestiny (or was it Hambo?) posted a picture/video of them (the kid) bathing?? Or was that yet another kid? Now I'm getting worried for the Christmas arc.

 

[UrinationStation#12]

https://www.fvtc.edu/news/story/franz-named-alumni-of-the-year

Daddy dearest, mentioned in the texts as a someone with connections. Retired fire chief, article also mentions her sister which Im not sure if that was a known thing. you can see where she gets her looks from.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

@Hayduraide Apologies for no proof as I’m mobile fagging in public atm but Emily is a nurse in an old persons care facility (to the best of my remembrances) and the wife of “Valentine” was a psychologist / therapist? I can see how it can get confusing, and Reddit never send their best to the farms.

 

[Hayduraide]

@Hayduraide Apologies for no proof as I’m mobile fagging in public atm but Emily is a nurse in an old persons care facility (to the best of my remembrances) and the wife of “Valentine” was a psychologist / therapist? I can see how it can get confusing, and Reddit never send their best to the farms.

No problem, gorl!
We do know that Emily is a nurse in an old person's care facility; specifically at Clarity Care https://www.claritycare.org/ and I've seen photos and receipts of Emily's nursing school, but are there any receipts about the "psychiatric" nurse part? Reddit has been regurgitating the "psychiatric nurse" thing for a while but I have no idea where that specific "psychiatric" part came from.

 

[lottalove]

Sorry for the double post and probably bad formatting, but had to share this. Can’t deep dive right now. This lady claims she’s known Emily since middle school, and Emily stole her wife. Jordy is hinting at something big in his livestream today and I suspect it could be a conversation with this person.

Screenshots from Jordy's livestream.

I don't think the stream was linked here already?

and some notes/recap

AMBERLYNN: GET OUT NOW by Oh Lordy It's Jordy
- a 7 year marriage was being wrecked by Emily, for a 275 lbs woman in 2019
- they all were working in the same hospital, deliberately chose nightshifts together.
- one week after separation, that woman fell into the love that was greater than all loves with Emily

- Emily fed that woman a non diabetes diet/ exacerbated diabetes, just like with Colleen later.
- woman already had a psych diagnosis; (ALR has, too) whoopsie daisy. Had to sleep in basement because snoring.
- rumors say, that Emily is on the verge of losing her job, because attendance issues, maybe b/c ALR can't be alone that long.
- suspicions, because of alr's money. -->Emily could be next Beckster
- the betrayed ex wife contacted Emily over FB, trying to flirt with Emily, sent nudes to E, but E only wants fat women.

- Emily likes to be asphyxiated by being layed on, ohh whew. To get off. Man.
- Relationship was with constant fights. They still worked in same hospital, so ex wife/betrayed wife heard that.

- Emily liddurly got away with murder (and still works in her profession, man)
- although cops were involved regarding the dead deathfat, b/c parents have money and connections, nothing came of it

- Emily takes something to stay so skinny, maybe amphetamines was the word he blurred out.
- She was a weird goth chick in school.
- Emily's brazenness. Jordy's conclusion: she never faced consequences/ramifications.
- Tip of the iceberg situation type thing.
- Jordy hopes, that other people might come forward now. After the Erica/Brittany stories and now this.
- he points out, that ex needed to sleep in basement b/c snoring, but Emily needed her 8 hours. While endangering the ex's health with the food choices, encouraging their fatness.

- betrayed woman lost weight after divorce. Even sent bigger being pics of herself to E, which E loved very much.
- this betrayed woman swore to E to ruin her life because of her behavior, which she is doing with this.

ETA

but are there any receipts about the "psychiatric" nurse part? Reddit has been regurgitating the "psychiatric nurse" thing for a while but I have no idea where that specific "psychiatric" part came from.

The betrayed wife worked with Emily and knows what Emily does. So I guess that's a safe info from Jordy's stream. Also reinforced by her retelling, what Emily did to her ex wife when they were together, as in: Knowing her shit around medical procedures and mental triggers of vulnerable people. Aggravating the diabetic's conditions. Taking her own well-being and pleasure more seriously than that of her partner.

 

[HansKlokBier]

The comments are brutal.

 

[Hayduraide]

"Emily takes something to stay so skinny"

I don't think it's working.

Source: Alexis's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@spideylex/video/7418279224429120798

 

[UrinationStation#12]

"Emily takes something to stay so skinny"

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I don't think it's working.

Source: Alexis's tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@spideylex/video/7418279224429120798

She’s Wisconsin skinny, and ALR anorexic, if that counts for anything.

 

[Clotso Coof]

https://www.fvtc.edu/news/story/franz-named-alumni-of-the-year

Daddy dearest, mentioned in the texts as a someone with connections. Retired fire chief, article also mentions her sister which Im not sure if that was a known thing. you can see where she gets her looks from.

Wow, that guy is right out of central casting for "Fire Chief". Couldn't look more like one if he tried. He's like a Fireman Sam, Wisconsin spinoff.

Emily's family seems like rock solid, hard-working people. There's no hint of white trash drama or instability. Just compare them to Amber's family.

Meanwhile, Emily doesn't have custody of her own daughter, fed a woman to death and moved Amber into her house. She also refuses to paint that brown chair rail.