Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Lol not that there's any real visible difference between a woman who's like, 515 pounds and a woman who's 489.2 pounds. At the 450-550 and above mark that much bulk of flesh just looks monstrous and inhuman.

She really is just that swallowed up by her food addiction, like Barbarella said. You get to be Destiny's ~250 by eating out a little too often and being way too sedentary. You get to 450+ pounds by eating so much that the amount would seem torturous to even an overweight person that's Destiny's size.

Calorie Chart for 500lbs


3,674 calories a day just to maintain her weight. That's three Big Mac meals with large Coke and large fries in a day. 12 slices of a Dominoes Pizza in a day. Applebees cheese burger sliders are 980 calories. A Hershey's chocolate bar is 200 calories.

If you eat out all the time, live on takeaways, and binge on chocolate, 3674 calories isn't too hard to achieve unfortunately.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

3,674 calories a day just to maintain her weight. That's three Big Mac meals with large Coke and large fries in a day. 12 slices of a Dominoes Pizza in a day. Applebees cheese burger sliders are 980 calories. A Hershey's chocolate bar is 200 calories.

If you eat out all the time, live on takeaways, and binge on chocolate, 3674 calories isn't too hard to achieve unfortunately.

Whoa, that's lower than I was imagining. Yea, I guess it's not hard to rack up that amount of calories quickly when the average chain restaurant meal is like 1200 calories, and Amberlynn is very well acquainted with those.

Amberlynn's journals from her "sharing secrets" video are all from Barnes & Noble and Target, and she thinks transcribing Justin Bieber quotes into them is ~*creative expression*~* She proceeds to hold up the only notebook that would have anything resembling a "secret" in it and says "this is the juicy one you want to be reading, it has all the gossip, nothing will be shared from this one."

Some of the "story" she shared: "There is a time and a place for everything, there is a reason for everything. When you're standing in front of your mom, blood on her face, a hole where her heart is, blood soaking through her pink shirt, her pulse and heartbeat stopped, you wonder if this is all true. What's the reason for this? She was too kind, too helping, too supporting, because she saved lives and helped put families back together? No, those are the reasons for a happy long lived life. Who would do this to my mother?"

She ends it with sharing she wishes her name was "Rarity" or "Scarlett" because all fat white trash bitches with stupid names can't just wish they were named "Jessica" instead of "Brandygin May." They all want to have grocery store romance novel names.

 

[Barbarella]

Amberlynn's journals from her "sharing secrets" video are all from Barnes & Noble and Target, and she thinks transcribing Justin Bieber quotes into them is ~*creative expression*~* She proceeds to hold up the only notebook that would have anything resembling a "secret" in it and says "this is the juicy one you want to be reading, it has all the gossip, nothing will be shared from this one."

Some of the "story" she shared: "There is a time and a place for everything, there is a reason for everything. When you're standing in front of your mom, blood on her face, a hole where her heart is, blood soaking through her pink shirt, her pulse and heartbeat stopped, you wonder if this is all true. What's the reason for this? She was too kind, too helping, too supporting, because she saved lives and helped put families back together? No, those are the reasons for a happy long lived life. Who would do this to my mother?"

She ends it with sharing she wishes her name was "Rarity" or "Scarlett" because all fat white trash bitches with stupid names can't just wish they were named "Jessica" instead of "Brandygin May." They all want to have grocery store romance novel names.

Oof. Is that supposed to be real writing, like, for people to eventually read? A novel? That was painful. It could win the "worst start to a book evah SLAY" prize.

Her name is Amberlynn! That's not cute enough for her? Rarity? More like Big Rearity. Maybe Assity, why not? Spell it Ahcitee.

Sigh. I guess there is some insight there; it's interesting how she sees herself. Scarlott O'Hara, AL is exactly who I think of when I hear that name.

 

[BubbaGumpShraaamp]

Hi farmers. Kiwifarm newbie over here. Been a long-time lurker, but AL's recent video gave me the final push to join in on this discussion.

So I grabbed some shots from her recent "juicy" video, and the one page about next to her PF Chang's adventure had some interesting tid-bits. I'm not sure how you upload pictures on here, so just in case it doesn't work I'll write it down for ya'll:

Favorite Food: Ramen noodles with pepper , sausage (and other shit I couldn't bother trying to decipher)
Worries: I'm worried about Destiny and upset and overwhelmed with youtube.

This was around the time AL shut off the comment section and showered Destiny with gifts in a desperate attempt to buy her love, in case anybody forgot.

Also, on the page about Destiny's uncle's viewing, she basically goes on about how difficult it was for her to be there but she "had to be there for Destiny" and "to see people in pain totally reminded me of how sympathetic I am"

It's pretty amazing how she managed to spin the viewing of Destiny's funeral into something about her and how great of a person she is. Like omg, I saw someone cry and it made me sad. I'm like crazy sympathetic, I need to write about this in my diary?!She must honestly believe she is this amazing, selfless person. To constantly say a bunch of BS is one thing, but to write it down in your diary means you truly believe it.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

Oof. Is that supposed to be real writing, like, for people to eventually read? A novel? That was painful. It could win the "worst start to a book evah SLAY" prize.

Her name is Amberlynn! That's not cute enough for her? Rarity? More like Big Rearity. Maybe Assity, why not? Spell it Ahcitee.

Sigh. I guess there is some insight there; it's interesting how she sees herself. Scarlott O'Hara, AL is exactly who I think of when I hear that name.

She seems to fancy herself an aspiring writer. Granted it's probably not hard to think of yourself that way if you were the only kid in whatever piss poor schools she went to that could string together a five sentence paragraph. I'm sure if she had any actual motivation, she'd slap together a 70-page "novel" like her idol Trisha Paytas.

She could make some decent money if she actually made "MORBIDLY OBESE TO HEALTHY AND LOVING IT JOURNEY!!!!" videos. Lower level fatsos that are trying to undo their own damage lick that cack up as fast as it can be churned out, makes them feel positive about not having let themselves go quite that bad. She could turn that into a terrible book, maybe get a spot on the local news. It'd pay for all the skin surgery and other devastating medical woes she's going to have from wreaking as much physical damage as she has on her body.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Hi farmers. Kiwifarm newbie over here. Been a long-time lurker, but AL's recent video gave me the final push to join in on this discussion.

So I grabbed some shots from her recent "juicy" video, and the one page about next to her PF Chang's adventure had some interesting tid-bits. I'm not sure how you upload pictures on here, so just in case it doesn't work I'll write it down for ya'll:

Favorite Food: Ramen noodles with pepper , sausage (and other shit I couldn't bother trying to decipher)
Worries: I'm worried about Destiny and upset and overwhelmed with youtube.

This was around the time AL shut off the comment section and showered Destiny with gifts in a desperate attempt to buy her love, in case anybody forgot.

Also, on the page about Destiny's uncle's viewing, she basically goes on about how difficult it was for her to be there but she "had to be there for Destiny" and "to see people in pain totally reminded me of how sympathetic I am"

It's pretty amazing how she managed to spin the viewing of Destiny's funeral into something about her and how great of a person she is. Like omg, I saw someone cry and it made me sad. I'm like crazy sympathetic, I need to write about this in my diary?!She must honestly believe she is this amazing, selfless person. To constantly say a bunch of BS is one thing, but to write it down in your diary means you truly believe it.

She's a narcissist and always spins something, even tragedy, to be about her. Granted, it is a personal journal but STILL.

I reckon she's worried about Destiny because she's worried Destiny will leave her.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn to me, is a piece of shit. There is nothing about her I can find redeemable. Everything about her is annoying and anger inducing. She can't blame her foster care childhood her whole life. And also, it seems like her experience wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. While sad, there is no excuse for her behavior. She is a spoiled, selfish and a compulsive liar who only cares about herself. She looks as anything not pertaining to her as a nuisance.
Let her keep blaming her weight and get fatter, eventually its going to catch up to her in a big way and by then it will be the point of no return.

 

[a dinosaur]

Let her keep blaming her weight and get fatter, eventually its going to catch up to her in a big way and by then it will be the point of no return.

I think she's kinda past the point of no return. Amberlynn knows the only reason anyone has any interest in her is because she's so huge and she's "keepin' it real" by showing her "struggles." Her most-watched videos of all time are mukbangs, CONFESSING EVERYTHING I'VE LIED ABOUT!!!!!! and WHAT A 500 POUND GIRL EATS IN A DAY!!!!!!

Now that she's unemployed, her only hope of raking in money is to continue being a youtube sidebar sideshow.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Barbarella]

Cue: tear-filled video.

 

[pozilei]

Her latest haul

Her financial situation is so baffling. I refuse to believe she's not in debt by now. In this haul alone she probably spent well over $300 on purses, necklaces, candles and other shit. It's not even a month since Christmas when she bought so many gifts they'd probably last the average person a lifetime. Not long before that (September-ish?) I remember her buying a flat screen TV. All of that on top of paying rent for the first time, buying furniture/appliances etc. for said house, feeding two fat people and a bunch of animals, maintaining a car etc.

 

[Bustcakes]

Her latest haul

Her financial situation is so baffling. I refuse to believe she's not in debt by now. In this haul alone she probably spent well over $300 on purses, necklaces, candles and other shit. .

By her own admission, she spent nearly $300 on those two purses alone that she shows in the beginning. ($179 for the Michael Kors one, and $80 for the Coach). I am beyond baffled at her addiction to material items. She's trying all the time to buy happiness when all she's buying is more misery-- she can't take the pounds off and she can't pay off her credit cards, no way. I'd feel bad, but she's dug her own grave with a spoon and a credit card.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

"I've been waiting and waiting to find the perfect one *pulls out ugly ass handbag* and I finally did...actually it was $428 and I got it $179."

"I've never owned anything Coach ever. In my whole life. And I really needed a new purse. So I got a Coach purse *whips out Pepto Bismol granny purse* This was originally $240 but I got it for $80."

That was a Charity Shop Haul, and I refuse to believe otherwise. Shits too ugly to be real. Girl, bye.

 

[Xenomorph]

She dressed like a granny, her purses are ugly af.

 

[Broken Pussy]

I've seen some nice Michael Kors bags. I've been mightily tempted by some blue ones, because Michael Kors does blue bags well. That Michael Kors purse, though, is ugly and it looks like a bowling ball bag.

 

[day_man]

Idc how whiny I sound, but it sucks how someone like AL can spend and spend and spend all the while paying bills and not having a job. Meanwhile there's people out there who work their asses off, only buy the necessities and still struggle when bills are due.

Spend your money on some therapy gurrlll

 

[Xenomorph]

Idc how whiny I sound, but it sucks how someone like AL can spend and spend and spend all the while paying bills and not having a job. Meanwhile there's people out there who work their asses off, only buy the necessities and still struggle when bills are due.

Spend your money on some therapy gurrlll

Shes in debt, no question about it. Her personality is all or nothing about everything she does she is addicted to and overdoes everything thats bad for her.. If she was into drugs, she'd be mainlining smack by now. Even her jouraling, she can't just buy one journal she buys 10, she cant buy one necklace she buys 5 at once. She cant just eat one chip she eats the bag. She cant have one pet she has 4, cant buy Dustin one present she buys 100. She cant tell one lie, she tells lots. Everything she does is overdone. It's all to show off like her buddy Trish Paidass. The only difference is Trisha has a job other than You Tube, amberlard is living off her exceptional animal abusing gf and making 300 a month off You Tube.

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Shes in debt, no question about it. Her personality is all or nothing about everything she does she is addicted to and overdoes everything thats bad for her.. If she was into drugs, she'd be mainlining smack by now. Even her jouraling, she can't just buy one journal she buys 10, she cant buy one necklace she buys 5 at once. She cant just eat one chip she eats the bag. She cant have one pet she has 4, cant buy Dustin one present she buys 100. She cant tell one lie, she tells lots. Everything she does is overdone. It's all to show off like her buddy Trish Paidass. The only difference is Trisha has a job other than You Tube, amberlard is living off her exceptional animal abusing gf and making 300 a month off You Tube.

There's no way she's not abusing credit cards. That exceptional granny bag and purse added up to her entire months YouTube money.

I 100% agree with you, everything she does is done to the max. Most people, by their 20's, save up for an expensive handbag, agonise over choosing it, and consider it a luxury spoil, not impulse buy the ugliest bag on the shelf because it's a certain brand.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

So, making stupid financial decisions because there's never been a precedent set for you is a big reason why there's not a lot of upward mobility from the lower classes. I get that Amberlynn has probably never even been sat down and taught how to make a budget, balance a checkbook, keep her bills organized, etc. (Also shit that should be gone over regularly in every goddamned public school from junior high upward.)

I want to scream at her "just because other people have these things doesn't mean you're entitled to them too!" If you're a broke young person, learn to live like a broke young person, and find happiness in the small luxuries realistically within your grasp. (Am also broke young person.)

"I've never had anything Coach!!!!" is not a reason to buy a fucking $80 wallet. That's literally insane to me, dropping so much money on a purse and a wallet, that aren't even as cute as crap I've seen at Forever 21, when you've got no job. Not to mention all the other tacky horseshit she hauled.

 

[pickleniggo]

There are some dizzying statistics out there about how much money the typical American has in savings accounts. (The range I've seen is about 70% have less that $1000 squirreled away. This is really alarming.) There is no reason Amberlynn should be nonchalantly dropping hundreds of dollars on shoddy, outdated handbags and wallets. (There's a reason they're in TJ Maxx, kiddo.) To be honest, discount stores like this aggravate me more than anything just by the sheer premise of duping unsuspecting people into buying subpar, outlet styles for more than they're really worth. Also, it's kind of tacky to tell your viewers how much money you dropped on everything as if you got a really sweet deal by spending over $100 on a bag when many people can't afford that much for basic needs for a week. AL knows no shame, I guess.
I've said this before, but I'd love to see Destiny and AL's financials on paper. There is no fucking way they're not in the red, especially after the Christmas debacle. Keep living it up, though. There's no possible way the fact that no money is saved is going to catch up to them, especially when they're a little older and the health problems REALLY start kicking in.