Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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Watch her add a 5 minute intro to all her videos :lol::lol:

I cant upload the picture, but go look at the photo from the beginning of her last video, some 4-5 pages back someone posted where she has her tongue out and face looks like the abominable snowman, if you zoom in on her tongue on the right side, there's like chunks missing out of her tongue, it's really disturbing and puzzling.
 
Watch her add a 5 minute intro to all her videos :lol::lol:

Oh God, can you imagine? "All of you had such amazing entries, I couldn't choose! So I just used all of them!"

That said, I'd love to make a "Who am I ?!" compilation set to the song of the same name from Les Miserables. Unfortunately, it's way too much effort sifting through her boring past videos for different clips.
 
Amber was just on Snapchat saying she wants to put intros in her YouTube video.. but she's really bad at that guys! So she would really appreciate if someone could make her a 15 second or so intro and send it to her on twitter. She wants some fun clips from past videos and a fun song to go with it.

I remember when she also asked for a banner for her channel. People delivered but they weren't good enough for her. Plus she expects it for free! Hey Amber, even Pewdiepie pays for costume designs.
 
She's currently taking anonymous questions on Ask.fm

https://ask.fm/zebraprintlovee

Jesus, she spends like 8 posts arguing with someone over whether or not she writes well. For someone who doesn't care about the haters, AL certainly spends a shit ton of time entertaining them. Ignore the asks. Delete them. No, instead she'll spend 20 minutes bickering with someone who's likely just doing it all for shits and giggles anyway.
 
Oh Amber, you are so delusional
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I made a comment to her on her ask.fm about why she and Amy Slaton both get views and she of course didn't post that. She refuses to believe that people watch her because she's a huge fucking train wreck and people love to see her fail over and over again.

Edit: I also asked her about health insurance, dental insurance and if she pays monthly on her student loan debt and hospital bills and she has ignored that question.
 
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Hoppin' on the ignored train here.

I asked her why she doesn't take the content suggestions people give her (and she's asked for) if she's worried her vlogs are boring. I also noted people have suggested videos of her walking Twinkie, trying new makeup, and doing makeup challenges. I even said I liked her! No luck and I'm genuinely curious. Maybe she just can't be bothered to make decent content or it's simply too much work for her.
 
Oh Amber, you are so delusional
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I like that she has "right way" in quotations as if pronunciation is this hugely subjective thing like favorite pizza toppings. I get that dialects and accents exist, but even those have rules. How an aspiring writer can have 0 regard for basic linguistics is beyond me.
 
I like that she has "right way" in quotations as if pronunciation is this hugely subjective thing like favorite pizza toppings. I get that dialects and accents exist, but even those have rules. How an aspiring writer can have 0 regard for basic linguistics is beyond me.
I wish she would try out a basic 101 writing/creative writing class at a respectable college(not in Bumfuck KY). She would get so much criticism she would shrivel up.

Edit: I don't think being with Becky the big badass backwoods dude is good for her. With her cameleon personality she's morphing into one, too.
 
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