Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[reallyveryannoying]

Hey all, I am new here and morbidly curious. Is there a link to the infamous cookie video somewhere? Search did not help me. Thanks in advance!

its everywhere just go back two or three pages

 

[Larry&Barry]

Hers was a vertical incision that started just above the navel, veered does the side of the navel, then went down to the pubic bone. Very similar to Foodie’s.

Video is a load of crying, attention and sympathy-seeking with old clips from back when she had 'cancer' as though that's all the proof we need. The music is funny as fuck, pig's desperate for ass-pats and coin.

Spoiler: SHE POSTED THE GUNT

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[LightEmittingDiode]

Thank you! Didn't realize it was just clips that were leaked.

I started with the only search result and went back several pages (less than 10 though, I admit) before asking. Appreciate your help.

No, I'm not Lorenzo. I came up with the username today just like the signup page suggested.

Did I break a rule or something? You seem sensitive.

Pls don’t double post.
Pls don’t try to insult members who have been here longer and who can read the room.
Pls lurk more.
This is Kiwi Farms, not some Reddit hug box where people will fall over themselves to give you the tea.
Anyway!
Amber is fat and will only get fatter and I’m here to watch it all. Come watch with us!

 

[spergsperg55]

I'm guessing the new big 'defense' ALR has is the threat of suing anyone who wrongs her, it's hilarious bc she probably wouldn't even know how to get a lawyer in the first place, not to mention actually going through a lawsuit. As of for the Walnut thing, it could be a troll of course but let's not pretend that Emily is not hardcore gooning over fatsos when out of Big Al's sight, even if it's not her account we all know what is happening behind closed doors- even if Hamber is too stupid to see it (or desperate enough for a caregiver to stay with her).

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Ooof... More info

Spoiler: alleged proof of Emily's payment history for feeder content

 

[F in the Chat]

Thank you! Didn't realize it was just clips that were leaked.

I started with the only search result and went back several pages (less than 10 though, I admit) before asking. Appreciate your help.


No, I'm not Lorenzo. I came up with the username today just like the signup page suggested.

Did I break a rule or something? You seem sensitive.

When you join a forum, read the rules and learn etiquette. If you're here for Hambeast layg watch then welcome, if not LURK MORE

Anyway, new video no laygs. Fat Al again said nothing of substance and "answered questions asked by fans" aka she wrote herself. 'Someone' asked her how often they should wash their hair. Comical. As if she can even fit in her shower to give insight into any type if basic hygiene.

edit so I dont double post. Some SS of Emily's venmo and the Hambeast's venmo. Forgive my formatting, mobile is a bitch.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Ooof... More info

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Don’t tell me…
Amber: “its all fake those are just inside jokes with her friends guize she is not a DISGUSTING feeder anyway bae ordered me Coldstone..”
Some of these probably are just transfers between friends with silly and/or random emojis or words.
However.
I don’t think that Emily or Amber can explain away the obviously feederism themed ones.
Especially as Emily has been conclusively linked to the feeder/feedee community.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Oh god this one is over 10 minutes long.

Spoiler: Preservetube + Local Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=-hmnTyxUMT4

That title alone is...something.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

How to fall asleep fast tutorial (Part 1): Listen to a fat fuck talk about nothing

Tl;dw: She informs us that this will be a 4 part series (fuck), preemptively excuses her laziness (not editing) by being "busy", oh god I'm gonna have to summarize all these questions aren't I?

Shit.

Q: Who are your top 5 Spotify artists?
A:

Q: How often do you recommend that I wash my hair? (If you ever find yourself asking Hamberfor recommendations like this neck yourself)
A: Idk, a couple times a week.

Q: Would you ever cut your hair into a bob?
A: No, she likes her hair long shows us some pictures of her with "shorter" hair, including her one emo pic lmaoooooooooo

My name is Ebesity Dark'nuckle Dethfet Raven Way
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Q: Have you ever been to Disneyland?
A: Yes, twice.

Q: Are you going to continue sharing fan art?
A: No.

Q: Do you have any new year's resolutions? (lol)
A: She just wants to "improve as a person" (not happenin then), claims to want to go to therapy this year

Q: Favorite and least favorite part of Vlogmas this year?
A: Least favorite was the beginning wah wah heartbreak, actually talks about Rarity again, claiming how much it hurt her; best part: she completed it

Q: Have you had boyfriends before?
A: Yes, but only when she was a teenager.

Q: Have you ever considered digital planning?
A: No she loves physical planners (read: she loves buying things under the pretense she's gonna do shit with it), claims she loves reading when she's been exposed as an audio book listener alread (The Farms never forget, fatty)

Q: Do you resent Alexis for bringing up the Crumbl Cookie video?
A: No, it's not a big deal, claims she's very sex positive (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH) it only bothers her that it was sent to reaction channels.

Q: What moment in the last couple of years made you grow the most as a person?
A: Living alone. Claims to "thrive" when she lives by herself.

Q: If you could go back and never have done YouTube, would you?
A: No.

Q: Do you plan on seeing Wicked?
A: Yes, it looks pretty interesting to her.

Q: What is the last thing you ate?
A: Buffalo Wild WIngs, boneless chicken with Asian Zing sauce, potato wedges

Q: What's the real reason you went back to Oklahoma?
A: Says it's because of her apartment, but she's definitely planning to move in with Emily (hmm)

Q: Asking how she was able to hold the snake (as in why wasn't she scared).
A: Claims to have always loved snakes

Q: DId you really think that Jordy was stalking you?
A: No.

Q: Why did you stop sharing your weight?
A: Sperg that lasts forever, Ozempic, and tries to dispel the "rumours" around Emily Franz, death feeder

Q: Are you excited or nervous to try semaglutide again?
A: Bolth.

Q: Will you ever admit you were 600 pounds?
A: Dodges the question by talking about the present day and about how she wouldn't be able to move (they were likely talking about the bedbound era fatty)

Q: Can you show your watchtime on TikTok and Instagram?
A: Was there more on certain days to gather these questions (no one fucking cares)

Q: What has been the hardest to overcome having BPD?
A: Gonna be real, boring dumb question that Amber just blabs on about. We heard this shit before in some form or another.

Q: Would you be able to be in a sexless relationship?
A: She says no (fucking lmao, none of the relationships you had were sexual) claims to be a "sex machine" when she is with the right one (ah yes, classic claim from our sexy sex gorl that definitely has sex)

Q: What is a rumor about you that is definitely not true?
A: Tries to claims she is not in a feeder relationship, and that she didn't let Rarity out on purpose (even if you didn't you still didn't do jack shit to find her)

End of part 1.

Absolutely do not fucking watch this shit. Boring as fuck, I suppose I should be thatnkful, because now I'm dead tired and can go to bed real easily. But yeah, stay away from this one.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

i dated a woman who looked EXACTLY like this when i was 15

 

[Saint Nicholas Cage]

Ooof... More info

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Spoiler: alleged proof of Emily's payment history for feeder content

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Pulling up jokes between coworkers and meal payments doesn’t prove anything and they’re being real spergs on reddit about it.


A step stool payment from 2021? That means she was selling feeder content through her personal venmo with her feed on? Be fucking for real. Correlation does not equal causation.

 

[SkunkyMonkey420]

Do we still care about that other fatty, Alexis? Tonight she is in Jordy's chat - she must have been inspired by Big Al's embarrassing meltdown the other day.

Alexis (Lex) claims she didn't leak the cookie video and that Amber probably did. Says a bunch of other stupid stuff like she's not sure Emily is a feeder and that Big Al contacted a lawyer who just happened to be an ambaby!!

Maybe this will trigger Amber into another beepeedee eppasode! Images below because there's a lot..

Spoiler: Screen captures

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Do we still care about that other fatty, Alexis? Tonight she is in Jordy's chat

No. She's stupid and fat and we don't care about Alexis.

Jordy got doxed, btw.

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/20210179/

 

[Just here for the yucks]

A step stool payment from 2021? That means she was selling feeder content through her personal venmo with her feed on? Be fucking for real. Correlation does not equal causation.

I thought maybe I was being crazy but yeah, this is just confirmation of what we already knew at best. And I just clicked through all those profiles she interacted with in the past year and they didn’t have any other payments going out that looked like they were going to fatties or fatty wrangles.

Anyways the fact that all their evidence is so flimsy makes the story doubtful. I would believe Emily and Amber are making content, I just don’t think this weirdo on Reddit has any real evidence to share. It’s a very believable story, but that doesn’t make it true

I am really enjoying watching it play out, and I hope amber and Marina from Lithuania keep going.

i dated a woman who looked EXACTLY like this when i was 15

Aren’t you supposed to hide your power levels

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

Aren’t you supposed to hide your power levels

now what would the fun in that be? the sight of a scouter exploding is such a joy

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

Funeral service: https://vimeo.com/933936951
Obituary: https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/name/colleen-williams-obituary?id=54893004

is it gay to quote yourself? who cares, I’m in. It’s relevant again.
From the subreddit:

 

[Our Lady of Sorrows]

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i dated a woman who looked EXACTLY like this when i was 15

Every semi-functioning autistic moid did.

 

[EurekaKatzpiz]

Sorry if I'm LaTe with the info but who can verify this number is Emily? I gotta get ready for work.

 

[Chef Autism]

I'm surprised lawyers are being contacted when Amber has a direct line to FBI Frank.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I'm surprised lawyers are being contacted when Amber has a direct line to FBI Frank.

If they can't help her out at least they will compliment her on her following.

Spoiler: Preservetube + Local Archive

That last video of hers felt really off to me. It felt like she was trying desperately to remove her dumb grin and dupers delight smirk, so much so, that she was coming off as 'deadly serious'. This only presented itself on the questions that she knows everyone has caught her ass on like Rarity and being an asshole to the foster parents. It seems like she's trying to take some reaction channel advice and own up to stuff but she's so insincere. It also presents itself with the obvious bait question that she caught asking how much she looks at Instagram and TikTok so she showed some dumb screenshots that prove nothing. We know you aren't on social media all day because that would dig into eating time. Show us your eating numbers, I bet its 8-10 hours a day.

That is where I land with bolth Amber and Chantal. They lack sincerity in everything they do so even when she tries to own up, it wasn't her fault etc etc.

That part where Amber's goal is to just "improve as a person" is so arbitrary its not even a goal. She will take eating one less cheez-it as a win and parade it around like she's the girl boss of her dreams. Can't wait to see what questions we get next, maybe favorite zip line she's been on or favorite 5K she ran.

edit: words

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Sorry if I'm LaTe with the info but who can verify this number is Emily? I gotta get ready for work.

Looks like the owner name is locked down kinda tight unless I am just super retarded.
Everything I’ve found, however, with the phone number 9203039089 does come back to Oshkosh, WI.
Edit to add: what was the source of these screenshots, and how long ago are those text messages from?
Second edit because I love you guys:
From Reddit:

Note the small reaction image on the right of Amber eating the fruit roll up with ice cream.
And then:

Prob a low-effort troll but worth a screenshot.