Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
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Can NCOs just not turn it off or something, is it like your spiritual calling to provide tough love to every retard on the planet because of how much you secretly care? This post was the least mean thing I've ever read.
 
So Flatso was gonna post feeder porn of herself on JewTube and is mad cause she can't make shekels off of it?
Firstly, she was not gonna show shit the fucking orca wont even show layrg let alone her sad fried eggs on a nail tats,
God imagine being flat AND fat. The mind wobbles.
Secondly she rly thinks she is going to recapture the views and audience she had during Necky era?
Girl, come the fuck on now. :story: :story: :story: :story:
Third; this Chernobyl Elephants Foot with crotch rot really needs to stop thinking they will be successful in anything, her rep is so beyond tarnished that nobody will believe a fucking thing it says anymore.
Forth, who sends porn they plan to send to a partner to their friend?? And just stop it Alexis you beaner, you wanted to date the whale aint no doubt about it you did and got big gorilla mad when she chose a married buff dusty over you and then again for Mr Burns.
 
i think they're going into every thread and doing that
I think it’s because of this IMG_3046.jpeg
 
i think they're going into every thread and doing that
so theyre unemployed. jesus christ.

Anyways sorry for derailing the thread.

I had to watch a reupload on bottle because her content is to fucking boring to watch. I only watched the rarity part and the reaction channel "call out"

The update on rarity. is there is no update. *que fake tears* She believes rarity is getting taken care of. I believe that cat is dead and the more I think about the more I think she actually got killed in the house. She's waiting for rarity to come home, but Emily is coming to Oklahoma for 10 days? So if by some random chance Rarity comes home, who is she coming home to???

She said Karina Kaboom puts her in a negative headspace. "I hate everything about that woman" Theres one thing I can agree on. I don't watch Karina because she is ALWAYS raging and CLICKBAITING. I know Karina's panties were in a wad from this simple comment.

Actually slight derail.. between Karina and The Ankle, they clickbait Amber's content just as much as Amber clickbaits her own content. This is crazy, because I think they are the LOUDEST about Amberlynn breaking TOS with clickbaiting. Truly insufferable.

She asked Jordy basically why his reactions weren't authentic, but in a very smuglynn and honestly punchable way. Made another "you live in your moms basement and play WoW joke." Truly overused, considering amber cant wipe her own ass. I'm not a jordy defender, but amber literally builds legos all day and is only able to live by herself because her mom is right around the corner, so I'm trying to understand the difference LOL. But her serious question for him is "why does he say he want the best for her but then make fat jokes." what a crybaby. I am actually gonna go back and read Jordy's dox to see if he even lives with his mom fr, because I feel like amber is pulling that out of her shelf ass I guess he does, but who is amber to judge lol

Anyways thats all I'm going to watch IDC about the rest.

EDIT TO ADD: Amberlynn declares she has a
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Alexis is fascinating. She was able to totally remove herself from gorlworld after her “I’m not as fat as Amber” meltdown, and now is willingly and aggressively putting herself back in it.

I can’t believe how stupid all of these people are. Emily’s parents must be so embarrassed, aren’t they functioning adults?
I am sure that her parents are so proud of her for losing custody of her daughter, and to plead no contest on a weird fantasy. Amber and Emily deserve each other. Amber saying that she met her parents and they love her was written in the: “never happened journal”.
 
Alexis is fascinating. She was able to totally remove herself from gorlworld after her “I’m not as fat as Amber” meltdown, and now is willingly and aggressively putting herself back in it.

I can’t believe how stupid all of these people are. Emily’s parents must be so embarrassed, aren’t they functioning adults?
If there's anything Amber's thread proves, it's that you can count on lesbians to behave in the most retarded and attention-whoring way possible.

I haven't seen her latest video yet but it looks like a continuation of her self-pity/cunt arc. Gonna summarize later.
 
If there's anything Amber's thread proves, it's that you can count on lesbians to behave in the most retarded and attention-whoring way possible.

I haven't seen her latest video yet but it looks like a continuation of her self-pity/cunt arc. Gonna summarize later.
Watched a bit of the ohlordyitsjordy stream today to see his response to amber and Alexis was in the chat. I don't really know what her end goal is, but I think Alexis is weirder than Amber

In the video, Amber basically said Her and Lex are friends, but she doesn't trust Lex the same way(I wouldnt trust nor be friends with Alexis period, but go off) but they still talk and yada yada

Lex was in Jordys chat this is what she had to say
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I don't like Alexis because she is so wishy washy, if you wanna be friends with Amber, be friends with Amber, if not then don't. They live on opposite ends of the country and she has no reason to be friendly with Amber, She also doesn't even get that much attention anymore since her tantrum about not being fat(even though she is fat) . She comes in the streams and drops "tea" and everyone is the chat gives her asspats and then tries to build her relationship with amber.
 
The whole bullshit tale about Amber's 1337 h4xx0r lawyer (FBI Frank?) convinces me more than ever that all of these fat retards are in cahoots because surely there can't be more than one person mentally handicapped enough to buy that nonsense?

I have no doubt that Amber probably sat wheeze-laughing like Muttley behind her swolleen goalie glove beetus paw and congratulateen herself on cooking up such a brilliant scheme, but are the other two so addicted to free Uber Eats or in fear of the toddler tantrums to question her?

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I don't like Alexis because she is so wishy washy, if you wanna be friends with Amber, be friends with Amber, if not then don't.

Alexis *doesn't* want to be friends with Amber; she's desperate to be America's Next Top Wipey and it makes her seethe that she's had to stand aside as Amber chose a 20 year old, a dang dirty troll married pooner bulldyke, possibly some other married internet gorlfrens, and ol' Pyramid Head Emily rather than giving her bestest friend ever in the whole wide world a chance. (:_(
 
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we all know that hamber sends herself/writes the questions she uses for her Q&As, it's been long established — all that to say, a leaky legged 600+ pound 34 year old sending herself questions about her bush all so she can proudly claim she has 'dainty bush' is absolutely mind blowing. most people at this point have an established career, families, hobbies, pets that don't get purposely let outahem, run away...

not surprising though considering she has the smallest, tightest period hole and intact hymen any gyno has ever seen!!

ps: almost 4000 pages, congrats amber, you fat fuck.
(also to us, excluding new fags that shit up the thread)
 
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