Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pwintheth]

I’m old and don’t make a point of following current slang. Not familiar with ‘catch these hands’ but it seems as though it refers to slapping or punching someone?

"Catch these hands" also captures this general idea of "put up or shut up/fuck around and find out" with younger people. A lot of online phrases take on multiple meanings - and eventually they take on so many that they end up being meaningless. Thus: brainrot, which is most of ZM's vocabulary.

Obviously no one with a brainstem thinks he was going to leedurally assault this bitch.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Possible rarity proof of life. Someone in Jordy’s chat found these from a shelter site



Edit: apparently she was at the Wisconsin humane society. She’s not longer on the site because she was adopted. I’m trying to find more info but someone said she was found 100 miles from Emily’s if it is rarity.

Adding face pic it’s almost identical to the found cat

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Possible rarity proof of life. Someone in Jordy’s chat found these from a shelter site
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Edit: apparently she was at the Wisconsin humane society. She’s not longer on the site because she was adopted. I’m trying to find more info but someone said she was found 100 miles from Emily’s if it is rarity.

omg, prayer circle for Rarity. Need more angles to know for sure, but the paws in the two pictures sure do match.

I hope that's her!

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Possible rarity proof of life. Someone in Jordy’s chat found these from a shelter site
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Edit: apparently she was at the Wisconsin humane society. She’s not longer on the site because she was adopted. I’m trying to find more info but someone said she was found 100 miles from Emily’s if it is rarity.

100 miles.

In the midwest.

During the winter.

I am glad that cat was adopted and I hope it has a good home but I doubt that's it is Rarity.

Also 50 bucks?!

 

[Hayduraide]

It does look like Rarity. I did some digging and saw the cat was in the Racine campus of Wisconsin Humane Society. This is an hour and 40 minutes, or 111 miles, away from Oshkosh.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/394902245528690/permalink/939806251038284/

This cat was found on 12/26. Emily made missing posters for Rarity in November. Rarity could have very well traveled 111 miles within that time. Even in the freezing near sub zero temperatures? Maybe?

I recently saw a cat on Youtube that looked exactly like Rarity (down to the exact marking on the lip, the white stripe down the neck, and white paws). The Youtuber was showing off the cat as their recently adopted pet. I was sure this had to be Rarity and was about to tell you all until the pet owner called the cat something like "Mr. Snuggles" and said it was a "he." I'm unsure how rare Rarity's markings are.

We all want Rarity to not be a dead corpse lying in a ditch. I don't want to cloud my judgement with what I want to be true rather than what actually is true, though. I'll keep an open mind, but a cautious one.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

It does look like Rarity. I did some digging and saw the cat was in the Racine campus of Wisconsin Humane Society. This is an hour and 40 minutes, or 111 miles, away from Oshkosh.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/394902245528690/permalink/939806251038284/

This cat was found on 12/26. Emily made missing posters for Rarity in November. Rarity could have very well traveled 111 miles within that time. Even in the freezing near sub zero temperatures during that time? Maybe?

I recently saw a cat on Youtube that looked exactly like Rarity (down to the exact marking on the lip, the white stripe down the neck, and white paws). The Youtuber was showing off the cat as their recently adopted pet. I was sure this had to be Rarity and was about to tell you all until the pet owner called the cat something like "Mr. Snuggles" and said it was a "he." I'm unsure how rare Rarity's markings are.

We all want Rarity to not be a dead corpse lying in a ditch. I don't want to cloud my judgement with what I want to be true rather than what actually is true, though. I'll keep an open mind, but a cautious one.

The age listed on this link checks out, too ... Rarity is about 9 years old, no?

 

[1039]

Possible rarity proof of life. Someone in Jordy’s chat found these from a shelter site
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Edit: apparently she was at the Wisconsin humane society. She’s not longer on the site because she was adopted. I’m trying to find more info but someone said she was found 100 miles from Emily’s if it is rarity.

Adding face pic it’s almost identical to the found cat
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rarity has a little white line next to her nose, it's hard to see if the other cat has it. remember someone posted petfinder search results grey/white cats and how many looked like rarity

 

[Rot Pocket Dentata]

I don't think the paw markings are identical but very similar. They seem to be more even on this cat while rarity has one with a little less white on it than the other but it's very hard to tell at this angle. I really want this to be rarity but unless I can see more angles I'm going to say it's likely not.

 

[Mekahineyho]

rarity has a little white line next to her nose, it's hard to see if the other cat has it. remember someone posted petfinder search results grey/white cats and how many looked like rarity

The white mark on her lip and the color of her nose look pretty spot on to me.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Maybe the local shelter didn't have space and they transported her to one that did?

I hope it's her, and if it is, Amber had better not try and reclaim her. She had her chance and that cat suffered. The poor precious baby.

 

[Zjierb]

The shape of the markings on her nose, face, and left paw are off. Her coat also looks to be a different color, granted that could just be lighting. Unfortunately I don't think it's her, but I really hope I'm wrong.

 

[Miltank]

Newest "info"
Too stoned to do tism research to verify anything geologically rn sorry frens

 

[FatalTater]

So do we think Amber let Rarity out into the cold and the cat was found, or did Amber drop her off at the pound on the way to the concert?

Either way, Amber sucks.

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

I don't know if that really is Rarity. It's exactly the outcome I'd been hoping for, but I thought that sadly it was very unlikely to be the case. Rarity was an indoor cat and even wandering too far from the apartment in Oklahoma would probably be confusing for her, so being lost in a completely unfamiliar locale, far from her regular home, in the snow, during a brutally cold winter did not bode well...But then again, cats can be smart and resourceful. I really want it to be her, so I am going to be optimistic and choose to believe it is her unless it is somehow proven otherwise. If it is , Rarity, I hope that she is in loving home with a responsible owner and that Amber is never permitted to get anywhere near her again.

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

It does look like Rarity. I did some digging and saw the cat was in the Racine campus of Wisconsin Humane Society. This is an hour and 40 minutes, or 111 miles, away from Oshkosh.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/394902245528690/permalink/939806251038284/

This cat was found on 12/26. Emily made missing posters for Rarity in November. Rarity could have very well traveled 111 miles within that time. Even in the freezing near sub zero temperatures? Maybe?

I recently saw a cat on Youtube that looked exactly like Rarity (down to the exact marking on the lip, the white stripe down the neck, and white paws). The Youtuber was showing off the cat as their recently adopted pet. I was sure this had to be Rarity and was about to tell you all until the pet owner called the cat something like "Mr. Snuggles" and said it was a "he." I'm unsure how rare Rarity's markings are.

We all want Rarity to not be a dead corpse lying in a ditch. I don't want to cloud my judgement with what I want to be true rather than what actually is true, though. I'll keep an open mind, but a cautious one.

Honestly it's not too unlikely that this cat is Rarity. What are the chances that another cat with those markings, around the same age and size as Rarity, was found in that area just after Rarity went missing? Gray cats are also more uncommon than some other coat colors.

Humane society shelters don't euthanize due to overcrowding, so I think it's more likely that the shelters closer to where she was found were full and they needed to transport animals elsewhere. However, a cat traveling 100 miles over the course of a little over a month isn't unreasonable, especially searching for shelter and food.

We likely won't ever have 100% confirmation, unfortunately.

 

[Hayduraide]

I was looking at Mrs. Claus's paws more closely and there is some inconsistency with Rarity's paws. Though it could just be lighting and angle.
There were originally 3 images of Mrs. Claus attached to her listing. If no one else has already, I'll ask the Racine campus of Wisconsin Humane Society for the other two pictures. They probably still have them in their files and archives.

Edit: Finding the original posting of Mrs. Claus shows the website scrubbed her profile.

Link that Google search points to: https://www.wihumane.org/services/strays/animal?id=30380027

That's okay, though. They should still have the photos in their archives.

 

[Cataloons]

I so very much hope it's Rarity, especially since she's been adopted! I know, I'm a crazy cat lady, but she deserves a good home.

 

[smellvie]

Amber had better not try and reclaim her

If Rarity has been adopted out I doubt the fat beast would be able to reclaim her. And even if she could, she still wouldn’t be able to prove it’s her cat, right? The kitty had no microchip. I have heard of cats being identified through dental/vet records, but I don't think hamber even takes her pets to the vet for checkups

 

[Troonos]

Possible rarity proof of life. Someone in Jordy’s chat found these from a shelter site
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Edit: apparently she was at the Wisconsin humane society. She’s not longer on the site because she was adopted. I’m trying to find more info but someone said she was found 100 miles from Emily’s if it is rarity.

Adding face pic it’s almost identical to the found cat
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Did Hamber check her ankle cleavage for the missing cat?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

The good news if all Amber has is pictures to “prove” Mrs. Claus is Rarity, she won’t be able to get her back.

It will be fun if Amber goes full white trash and starts publicly arguing with the shelter and Rarity’s new owners.