Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Fakest breakup ever. This has Emily's grifting all over it though, she's trying to monetize Amber so hard it's not even subtle at this point. She's treating Amber like the dairy lolcow that she is but she's trying to sell what little milk Amber produces and she has no idea how to run a business.
Her main audience are going to be hatewatchers, but at $15 she's pricing them out. $5 would get her more revenue imo, as even the poorest of poorfags would sub to that just so they can spam 'GET OFF YUR FONE' in chat.
 
This breakup/fight is as real as the constant fights Nickocado has with his boyfriend, fake and gay and not even amusing :roll:
So obviously Emily has told Amber she needs to go into full grift mode in order to pay her bills but still won’t even let the cow live with her for it lmao
Love that for you girlypop! This isn’t going to end up blowing up in your face at all
Sad. I was hoping Emily would kill her.
 
At the risk of looking retarded, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think the breakup might be real.
If Amber was going to fake this, why would she do it in a way that makes herself look so bad? Emily is admitting that Amber knew she was a feeder the whole time, claiming that amber is making threats to" ruin her life", and implying that Amber has said/ done terrible things in private. I don't think big Al's narcissism and fragile ego would allow for that. She obviously cares deeply about what people think of her, regardless of how much she claims otherwise.
If this was all a plan to drive attention to her livestreams, she probably would have stayed on longer than 20 minutes. Also, unlike in the past, she was crying real tears this time. We know she's not that good of an actress.

Then again, it's Amberlynn Reid. She has a long documented history of being A: a liar, and B: incredibly stupid. Usually it's safe to assume that the truth is the opposite of whatever she says it is.
 
Ahh, a death feeder, disgraced, exposed, and perhaps, without a job for seeking to claim the Empress of Lymphland and their associated yeast colonies.

The Ark of the Cuntenant claims another. (If this shit is real that is.)

Also looks like I'm gonna be home for a few days, so eh, whatever, I guess I can tackle the livestreams.

ETA: Here are local archives of the two streams in potato quality.


 
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If this was all a plan to drive attention to her livestreams, she probably would have stayed on longer than 20 minutes. Also, unlike in the past, she was crying real tears this time. We know she's not that good of an actress.
I do believe the tears were real but she was 100% not crying about the 'break up', she was in such a jolly mood before she started reading the chat where everyone was spamming tomatoes, questions about her relationship, and Rarity. She watches a lot of reaction streamers so I believe that's the most live content she consumes. My bet is she thought she was going to go live and be swarmed with gorlypops wanting to know all the 'tea' like in Jordy's chat, what she got was public scrutiny.

And then she goes "This is not how it was supposed to go :(" I guess she might've thought she would have more supporters kek
 
At the risk of looking retarded, I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think the breakup might be real.
If Amber was going to fake this, why would she do it in a way that makes herself look so bad? Emily is admitting that Amber knew she was a feeder the whole time, claiming that amber is making threats to" ruin her life", and implying that Amber has said/ done terrible things in private. I don't think big Al's narcissism and fragile ego would allow for that. She obviously cares deeply about what people think of her, regardless of how much she claims otherwise.
If this was all a plan to drive attention to her livestreams, she probably would have stayed on longer than 20 minutes. Also, unlike in the past, she was crying real tears this time. We know she's not that good of an actress.

Then again, it's Amberlynn Reid. She has a long documented history of being A: a liar, and B: incredibly stupid. Usually it's safe to assume that the truth is the opposite of whatever she says it is.

My thoughts are that this is amber clinging to Emily as hard as she can. Amber has always been the manipulator in her relationships, Emily is ALSO a manipulator and Amber has never been in a relationship like this before. The closest to it was destiny cheating on her, and did Amber ever figure that out? Or do anything about it?

I’m willing to bet that if Emily framed it as this being the way for them to stay together, Amber would go with it. And if ambers soft love has her allowing herself to be thrown under the bus publicly, I think it wouldn’t be hard for her to work up some tears while she’s letting it happen.
 
Monetized (fake) trauma dumping is such an Amberlynn thing to do. And so goddamned boring. Btw, Jordy is annoying af but this thumbnail for his latest is hilarious.

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If it turns out to be real, maybe the whole paedo bullshit is what's done it for Emily. Being associated with a narcissistic cunt with a history of domestic abuse is one thing but licking the sweaty gunt of someone being accused of grooming and paedophilic behaviour, that may be just a bit much.
Or maybe the latest pictures of Emily being exposed have lit a fire under her ass too, made her realise nothing from her past is off limits and she has more to hide. I find it hard to believe she's only just NOW realising how awful Hambo is. If this is a real breakup, it has to be a recent development that's changed her mind.

If it's fake, they'll come back with a fantastical story of tender reconciliation OR she'll pull the Wipey shit and pretend it's someone different, even though we will all know.

Either way, they both come out of this looking like the ridiculous shit-eating twats they are.
 
I agree that I don't think this is real. Emily being even more retarded then anybody ever gave her credit for isn't believable at all. She sought out fame/clout and is upset she has no privacy (lol) and "forgot" she had that fetish account because she hasn't used it in a little over an entire year.

But I think the most telling thing is that Amber is still bad at lying and gives herself away. I will concede that as a narcissist she might just be delighted that this drama actually drew a lot of attention to her, but she is actually smiling about "Emily breaking up with [her] because of the hate" and smirking to blame her audience.

Screenshots from when she says "Emily broke up with me. . . because of the hate..."

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I believe I phonebooked "@anime Sucks Cope and Sneed" to Oklahoma at one point... Now's your chance you lil degen. Slide Hambo the slommy!

Imagine the season of throwing her entire lesbo personality away for finally getting some dick... Would she wear the purple dragon costume and eat pizza?
 
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I hope when Emily’s daughter is old enough to choose which parent she stays with permanently (if that’s a thing in WI, it is where I live) that she goes completely non-contact with her.
Just imagine when she’s finds out about how much of a gross degenerate her mom is, or even worse if her schoolmates find out about it and they humiliate her over it, it’d be a living nightmare for her 😬
 
So she went on two lives and stayed less than an hour total, and from what I've seen and heard spent the majority of time staring at her phone. She will definitely give the paying members what they pay for.

I also saw a clip were she admitted she doesn't know the rules about posting behind a pay wall. It was stupid of her to assume they wouldn't be leaked anyway.
 
I think the break-up could be real, simply because Amber is never honest with her girlfriends about what awaits them once their relationship goes public. Amber tells them she "gets a lot of hate" and that the hate is "because I am fat, even though other YouTubers do the same content as me! But they don't get hate because they are skinny!".

She does not tell them that she has tons of insane "haydurs" that will dox the new gf, find all of her social media profiles, find her family members, find her employer and her name will be forever plastered all over the Internet in association with Amber forever. Plus the reddit retards also have no qualms about contacting the employer trying to get them fired or contacting the family etc. If they KNEW this would happen they would never go public as Amber's girlfriends and Amber needs them to because she wants to show off her relationship in her vlogs.

Amber could easily protect her girlfriends by keeping their identity a secret, not making them part of the content and never showing pictures or mentioning names, not following each other on social media etc. Hell she could even keep the fact she's in a relationship at all private. But she doesn't have that level of self control and she wants to show off to her audience how "in luuuuuv" she is. She doesn't actually give a shit about what happens to these women who don't know what they are getting themselves into.

Emily never really seemed that smitten with Amber outside of the feeder-fetish thing so I can see her breaking it off when she realizes that some redditor is sending her fetlife profile to her boss or whatever. Plenty of fat bitches in the sea.
 
agree that I don't think this is real. Emily being even more retarded then anybody ever gave her credit for isn't believable at all. She sought out fame/clout and is upset she has no privacy (lol) and "forgot" she had that fetish account because she hasn't used it in a little over an entire year.
I think Emily has appealed to AL vanity and sold her on some half brained scheme to convert her views into some 600 lb pin-up girl income. Not actual porn stuff but more morbidly obese pin-up girl BS and mukbangs that would appeal to Amber.

Emily is 100% a fat fetishist. She would have contacted Amber and told her how incredibly sexy she finds her. Amber eats that up. Emily convinces Amber there are plenty of viewers like herself, that find Amber so hot, and she should monetize it. Get all black girl, “no shame in the game” pep talk Amber.

Emily has a basic understanding of the world of feeder porn and paypigging, via being one herself and previous experience with Colleen. Maybe she has a really good grasp on its mechanics, but I doubt it, I think she mostly understands it from a consumer standpoint. (Sort of like a drug addict deciding they would be a great drug dealer) I think she offered to help guide Amber a bit into this world, be her manager and her girlfriend. Together they could be a team milking both YT drama and make Amber a “model”.

How this scheme plays out in the hands of these two masterminds is anyone’s guess. Monetizing haters and tepid drama is the only reason AL’s channel exists and the income has been rapidly dwindling for years. Relationship drama increases views and reaction channel content, so that’s a no brainer to do. It’s a little harder to dip into the feeder fetish stuff, but the cookie crumble “leak” was floating a trial balloon to see how much interest it attracted on that part of the internet.

Emily has no shame in being a feeder and a fetish for massively morbidly obese bodies, but Amber isn’t as comfortable with it, at least publicly. Amber thinks she’s a pretty girl that happens to be fat, so Emily has to sell this to her as being the most beautiful 500 lb woman, it’s not just about all the fat. I think she wants to help guide Amber’s “career” into Hungry Fat Chick territory.

Amber has been milking the weight loss journey bullshit for a decade and it’s stale and boring now. She doesn’t have any YT runway left doing yet another year of total weight loss failure videos. There is money to be made in massive fat woman eating gross food it’s just how to pivot Amber into that world.

Manager Emily has a problem with Amber having very concrete ideas about her public image and thinking she’s above the HFC type content, but they need to make money off of that demo. AL thinks she’s a star, not just another fat fetish mukbanger. Girlfriend Emily had to deal with her BPD and endless need for attention and “support.”

I think Emily liked the idea of being Amber’s girlfriend and the cache of being the pimp/girlfriend of a “online famous” MMO woman. But tard wrangling Amber on this journey would be a nightmare.

I do think Jade was into fat women, but absolutely did not want an immobile blob that couldn’t take care of herself. She was pushing Amber to lose weight for health reasons and she didn’t want to care for a 500 lb dependent. Emily OTOH does like the idea of an immobile blob. She’s also a nurse so I’m sure she’s sold Amber on a lot of BS about maintaining or gaining weight “safely” under her professional supervision. Emily loves the sponge bath and caretaking aspects of a body too enormous for Amber to care for herself.

The interesting part is how far Emily is willing to go for her fetish. Coleen was being cared for in a nursing home and Emily just visited. Actually having Amber as a live- in GF to care for us is probably a bridge too far. I think Emily wants a relationship where they “visit” each other, but not a full-time 24/7 thing. Amber coming to visit for a two weeks every other month would suit her fine, or maybe staying a month twice a year along with Emily doing a few weekend visits to Hamber’s place. Amber OTOH wants a lot more, she does want the full time live in girlfriend/ caretaker. Emily is in it for the fetish kink and Amber is in it for the romance. Amber will have to be on good behavior because I think it’s far easier for Emily to replace Amber than Vice versa. (Remember how many women pursued fucking Nader after he entered Chantal’s world? I can only imagine the amount of super fat women that have contacted Emily since she was featured Amber’s new feeder girlfriend.)

I don’t think there is any “break-up.” I think they are bonding over their mastermind schemes to create drama views. I think the major issue will be if Emily is willing to commit to living with Amber or want to keep her at a safe distance with romantic visits. As it is now Emily gets all the benefit without a huge downside. If Amber moves in with her that’s when shit would get real. Amber definitely wants to live with Emily, but I don’t think Emily is as eager.
 
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34 years old and she had her mommy come over to mop her tears because her trolling plans exploded.

If this is real (it's not) then Emily was looking for an opening to bail, because again, if the damage is already done, why bother breaking up?
They have done this before, when they totally broke up in July-ish, same scenario and Emily was answering DMs from haydurs then.

I watched Belinda's live this afternoon and she said The Ankle had DMd Emily on Instagram, that's when I knew for certain this was fake as fuck. (It was in a screenshot in AF's video)

The Ankle who has been calling Emily a murderer and fueling those death threats she's claiming to get, or "Go kill yourself" comments for months??? This is who she's talking to? LMFAO.

Why would she talk to the people who are the reason for her break up and the shit she's in currently.

Oh and then Amberlynn DMd Zachary Michael, the haydurs don't seem to recognise when they're being played and dare I say milked by Amberlynn.
 
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