Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Tinfoil hat time: I believe Amberlynn and Emily orchestrated this breakup ala Nikocado. I think she's trying to follow his playbook.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I don't think the Rarity-smooshing story is true. However, I absolutely, 100%, unequivocally believe she would and have thrown tantrums about food where she would immediately prioritize her mildly-empty stomach over all three pets.

She pretty much did this when she left Twonks at home shaking and in pain to go to Chilis, it still makes me mad at the internet to this day
(But she got her some joint and muscle treats so that totally made it all better)

Edited so I don’t double post, wanted to add a question; did anyone figure out what the “weird sound” she got on her phone during the livestream was?

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Edited so I don’t double post, wanted to add a question; did anyone figure out what the “weird sound” she got on her phone during the livestream was?

Yeah, I've spent like 20 minutes searching for notification sounds and it should be Tinder.

 

[inquizadoor]

Yeah, I've spent like 20 minutes searching for notification sounds and it should be Tinder.

lol of course hamber would already be trolling tinder while at the same time screeching at people for potentially sliding into her ex's dm's. guess her resource guarding goes beyond food.

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

Imagine gunt guarding yourself. Some kind of BPD Bulwark. Pathetic Amber.

I was thinking of some gunt guarding options but for protecting your food supply. Surplus Sentry or maybe Feeder Fender?

 

[RedMage]

Here's to hoping the next caretaker brings along a decent cast for the Amberverse.

Alexis is annoying.
Emily is boring.
Amber is fatter.
Mom is okay.
The random dude hitting on Amber totally never happened.
Rarity will be missed.

And I'm still calling Rebecca Becky.

Dana will probably be brought up sometime this year and maybe we will get to see her visit. But even she was quite boring.

 

[spergsperg55]

HAHAHA what the fuck.. did those DMs happen before this was posted here or what @spersperg55 explain this

i think i summoned her like a hell imp, sorry kiwis

Via twitter. TL;DR the "leaked" DMs are fake and thats why Fed Bundy went private. But the real funny shit is that this BBW chick defended emily a bit and Big Al immediately got in her DMs and acted like a jealous fucking child!

edit: sorry on phone can't format well, some photos might be out of order

lol how are you going to pretend to break up and then get jealous of every single woman you 'ex' comes in contact with? the way Big Al gets tight about other women reminds me of the way cheating partners get all controlling in their relationship bc they are projecting all the infidelity onto their partner.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

I've listened to one of the new Snoflake's videos (reading what people think about Hamber being a pedo) And I tried to answer the question myself.

I'm going out on a limb here and say, NO, Amber is not strictly somebody I would consider a pedo.

1. she doesn't go out of her way to search for young women to entice in a sexual way, but I think that IF a young woman starts to speak to her and give her attention she's going to respond positively, but regardless of the age. The important thing to Amber is being worshipped, not WHO is worshipping her. Age is just a number in her narrative because others don't count as people, they're vehicles and sources of what Hamber needs in a relationship. What you can do for me, not who or what you are.
2. I think she's so shallow and moronic that she doesn't get that her social interactions in general are fucking weird, more so the interactions she has with young people. Specifically in the Libby situationtypedeal I think Hamber isn't able to grasp that even if a 15 yo knows more about sex than the average adolescent it doesn't give her the excuse to behave like a creep, use the adolescent's maturity for content, and speak about stuff like her disgusting sex life in front of what, at the end of the day, is a child. Plus, Nick the Dick would've been a huge menace for Hamber if she really liked Libby in that sense, she wouldn't have facilitated the interaction (alone) between them. I think the Libby arc was a display of the absurd dynamics Amber thinks friendships and families fall under and a sort of motherhood/sisterhood play, but not more than that.
3. She strikes me more as an incest fantasy gal (she kept slipping in the Krystle era speaking about her parents as 'our parents', she was infatuated with James, she speaks about Destiny going out with her sis as a 'sister date', she hates mothers).. and that's because, IMO, she is all for A) attention and B) total control. But we have to remember the sun in Hamber's galaxy is herself, not the X Y Z giving her the attention and the adoration she craves.

I'm ranting not because I give a fuck about Amber being called a pedo online, she deserves to be called out for the bullshit she does; however, I feel that throwing such a heavy accusation around will give her more space to call herself a martyr and a victim of people speaking out of their asses and their depth.

There is also a statistical point of view to take under consideration, which is that most pedo women are secondary pedophiles, and Hamber is not that fucking special, I'll tell you that. Again, this makes me more inclined to think she could be a situational ephebophile, not a 'pure' pedo.

I think Hamber is such a baddie that she can be called out for whatever reason, but those reasons have to be handled and explained in the right way, primarily not to give her room to profit from people so used to talking shit about her that they throw such heavy words around.

 

[dfranki723]

I highly doubt Amber threw herself anywhere.

Remember the chair she broke in the care home? That was her ''throwing herself'' down. She just goes dead weight because she's an inconsiderate cunt.

I don't believe she crushed Rarity but she has thrown herself down into a seat on camera, just not in the toddler tantrum way that people picture. More so in just a ''I'm a massive fat ass who doesn't care what I crush'' way.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Unfortunately I can completely believe she crushed Rarity. She was in someone else’s home and we haven’t seen what the furniture looks like, there could be a ton of grey coloured pillows / throws etc just perfect for a kitty to snuggle in, not be seen and be flattened. Whilst I don’t think that is what happened it is somewhat believable based on what we do know of Amber’s behaviour and what we don’t know of Emily’s living room. She’s a wrecking ball on legs and once the momentum starts there’s no stopping her.

Hopefully no more Justin Feeder. It’s a bit sad really, the names you all came up with were kino.

 

[Ask My D0minatriX]

Rosee is what would happen if Amberlynn and Chantal had a child.
She does nightly livestreams where she eats a shit ton of food and complains abt stupid shit with her tits pushed up to the camera, a lot of people are sleeping on this lolcow.

She was definitely looking for attention when she commented on Emily's Instagram post, because Rose likes to talk a lot abt the evils of feederism and how she was "groomed" into that lifestyle, yet here she is reaching out to a Feeder... she loves attention, and hey, she happens to be Emily's type "unfortunately"

Are you a deathfat? If yes, then you're Emily's type. Its not a flex.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I dont believe that she sat and smothered Rarity either but even just thinking about it makes me nervous for poor Twonks, she’s always sitting on the couch snuggled up on a pillow or something

I wish we could get an FFG arc for Amber so both of those fur babies could go to a loving home. Let Amber keep her retarded cat laygos to keep her company

 

[Artificial Baits]

I dont believe that she sat and smothered Rarity either but even just thinking about it makes me nervous for poor Twonks, she’s always sitting on the couch snuggled up on a pillow or something

I wish we could get an FFG arc for Amber so both of those fur babies could go to a loving home. Let Amber keep her retarded cat laygos to keep her company

And what makes FFG a good pet owner? She smokes indoors, never talks about walking the animals, force-fed her dog 20 pills a day to keep it alive for a few more weeks instead of humanely putting it down, no sign of life from BBJ. Yeah, she talks a good game but that fat fuck ain't giving those dogs the exercise they need. Buying toys is no different than Amber feeding Twinky treats. Better for the animals to go to a carer who is not a chain-smoking nearly death fat

Edit to add: i deserve the dumb ratings because I didn't read properly

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

And what makes FFG a good pet owner? She smokes indoors, never talks about walking the animals, force-fed her dog 20 pills a day to keep it alive for a few more weeks instead of humanely putting it down, no sign of life from BBJ. Yeah, she talks a good game but that fat fuck ain't giving those dogs the exercise they need. Buying toys is no different than Amber feeding Twinky treats. Better for the animals to go to a carer who is not a chain-smoking nearly death fat

I wasn’t referring to FFG coming down from Canada to do it herself, that’s dumb lol
I meant someone tricking Amber into giving them her pets like chins was tricked into doing

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

And what makes FFG a good pet owner? She smokes indoors, never talks about walking the animals, force-fed her dog 20 pills a day to keep it alive for a few more weeks instead of humanely putting it down, no sign of life from BBJ. Yeah, she talks a good game but that fat fuck ain't giving those dogs the exercise they need. Buying toys is no different than Amber feeding Twinky treats. Better for the animals to go to a carer who is not a chain-smoking nearly death fat

How about you learn a little reading comprehension there buddy

 

[FatalTater]

Anyone wanting to date Amber should take note.
Not only is she big stinky childish and lazy, she is very online.
Her audience, which has been trained through experience to look for lies, will notice you.
You will be watched and judged.
I know some people are stupid and have an exhibitionist streak but getting into any sort of relationship with Fat Amber can't be good.

If Rosie pulls a DeeDee and gets with Emily? I am going to laugh my ass off.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I’m old enough to remember when it was considered a little creepy to google someone you were interested in romantically. Nowadays I expect it’s the first thing people do. Ergo, anyone who even expresses interest in Amber Lynn Reid has got to be:

a. a social cripple with no IRL prospects
b. an attention whore
c. a grifter
d. a fat fetishist/feeder
e. all of the above

Not saying Emily is retarded per se, but her fetish apparently blinded her to the consequences of dating a lolcow. Sure, Colleen was famous among hundreds on those fetish sites, but Amber is like the tiny bit of grit that eventually resulted La Peregrina, the 56 karat pear shaped (lol) pearl that eventually ended up in Liz Taylor’s jewel collection. There is an unbelievable amount of internet noise generated about Amber, and a quick google search would reveal this.

TLDR: If you thought Amber had had relationships with autistic speds before Emily, buckle in, because things are going to get even weirder.

 

[2020chan]

He also paid for her breast implants she wanted for her costhot career, which she then denied having (embarrassing because it was extremely obvious) so people dug up her "nude photography" to show her boobs didn't look like that before, which she then also lied about having done saying the hundreds of naked pictures of her were actually all deepfakes that a photographer made of her when she was underaged (literally trying to smear this man as creating fake CP of her because she was embarrassed that she did naked modeling as soon as she turned of age). She was a proper lolcow who tried to have her own channel for sexy swimsuit cosplay try-ons before she started LARPing as a tradwife and had a bunch of kids with this fat retard coomer Ken. Tbh I am surprised they are still together, she always struck me as a starfucker who only went for Ken because of his ties to Pewdiepie.

Wow, I had no idea about any of this. I've only seen her in Ken's videos where she talks about Gorl World, and she never shows her face in those. I thought (by the sound of her voice and the fact they have been married with several children) that she was closer to his age.
In any event, I really like how Ken seems to go into Gorl World, slightly blind, with Mary guiding the tour. It's funny to see how or where people even begin to explain these cows to people who aren't familiar with them.

I can see this happening with Amber and her big ass, childish self throwing her shelf ass everywhere when she's pissed off.

She would have to be up and standing to throw herself on the couch like that, which makes that scenario highly unlikely.
Also, if her pet's have survived this many years with Amber, they probably know to gtfo of the way when they see that eclipse start blocking all the light in the room.

I think the attempted coverup would have been bigger if that was what happened. I'm being optimistic on purpose.

I think so too. And I think she would have shown more emotion because she would KNOW that Rarity had passed and not be so optimistic in her fantasy land in thinking she "might be having the time of her life" in the cold, unfamiliar, Wisconsin winter. She would never admit to crushing a pet, but her pets are all in the older age range, they could develop or experience a health issue that they can't survive. If she knew for a fact the Rarity had passed, she could have said she died in her sleep or that she was having a medial emergency and the vet recommended euthanasia, or any of the other many ways pets pass.

She let that cat out.

Her audience, which has been trained through experience to look for lies, will notice you.

Kiwis are becoming veteran detectives after experiencing Amber for a few years lol


The Libby stuff.
Amber is an immature retard and was definitely inappropriate with Libby. Like others have said, Amber thinks she's still a teenager. Teens are "inappropriate" with each other because that's when you start getting into edgy or dirty jokes and stuff. Amber is still stuck there and when watching any Destiny era video, you can see that Amber is basically a teen who omg totally just started having sex and EVERYONE needed to know about it.

I wasn't around the Amberverse for the Destiny era, but I haven't seen it brought up that Libby's sister just let Libby be around them that whole time and obviously didn't care. And I doubt that she would, since she was a stripper and probably had friends that would be more dangerous or a worse influence on a teenaged girl than Amber.

Like everyone is pearl clutching over Amber but we don't know what kind of friends/company the stripper sister kept. In my experience, strippers generally know some drug dealers and dudes willing to pimp them in some way. Whether they be the bouncers, customers or the friends/boyfriends of the other strippers, there is always an element of predatory grooming present around any form of "sex work".

I wish Libby had better adults around her when she was younger, she seemed like a nice kid. I hope she's doing good in life now, despite being surrounded by retards.

 

[FatalTater]

I am having a memory but am too lazy to properly look for what I remember.

Back when Jade Francis was still around, Amber got a standing desk (that she used a chair with anyway.)
Amber was showing off how she daintily sits in the chair, by raising the desk and backing up under it until her ass landed in the seat.
As she did this, little Twinkie was in the chair and had to leap to the floor to save her own life, since Amber didn't care and wasn't watching where she was sitting.

I can't be the only person thinking of that moment right now.

edit
gif of what I was thinking of

https://tenor.com/view/amberlynn-amberlynn-desk-gif-27377884

edit 2
It's from her video titled "eating insects | vlog" from November 2021.
discussion of it started around page 2631 of this thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/amberlynn-reid.23570/page-2631

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm dying at those dms, two extra extra fat women fighting over an ugly feeder. Most "normal" insane people would dm and call out anyone attractive messaging their ex, not Amber with her ex feeder, she has to find the largest women messaging her ex and dm them, because of Emily's grotesque "preferences".

ETA @FatalTater during her livestream era, there were at least twice the same thing happened. She went to sit and Twinkie had to move fast to get out of the way. Once she did partially sit on her and Amber didn't notice, or couldn't feel Twinkie pulling herself from under her. Poor Twinks had to army crawl to get out from her fat owner.