Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hot CILF in your area]

Will do the tl;dw when I'm home, though let's be real, Amberlynn's prerecorded slop content is not gonna impress anyone after NoNeck's repulsive rag revelation.

Someone should check if she added "sink" or "washcloth" to the list of banned words.

Edited for typos.

 

[Bogliacci]

She spends so long talking about how "real" her BEEPEEDEE is while making overly dramatic faces, I start to believe she doesn't have it at all.

She absolutely doesn't, it's just her milking her perceived get out of jail card.

Shes a narc through and through.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I wonder if we’re going to have a “medical emergency” soon to distract everyone from #poopgate. Or if she’s just spending hours going through her old phone to dig up some tea on the Becksters that she thinks will be equally as embarrassing

She hinted at the “embarrassing” stuff she had to do for her which amounts to popping her pimples? Not all that gross imo, and when you’re in a serious long term relationship with someone that probably wouldn’t even be in the top ten cringeworthy things you experience together lol

Spoiler: OT but kinda relevant to poopgate

what the fuck is it with lolcows and poop? I swear whether male or female every one that Ive ever paid attention to has had some sort of controversy/issue surrounding poop at one point or another. Just…why?

 

[verymuchawful]

I thought women did another thing involving corners of counters/tables/surfaces. This is what they've been doing? Disgusting!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Becky keeps using words and phrases that make me think someone is writing a script for her then winding the key in her back and sending her online.

She’s clearly reading, and I wouldn’t be at all surprised if her fiancée is the Svengali to Beck’s Trilby, but it’s coherent, and honestly, I don’t have the time to waste twiddling my thumbs between Each. Of. Beck’s. Words.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I wonder if we’re going to have a “medical emergency” soon to distract everyone from #poopgate. Or if she’s just spending hours going through her old phone to dig up some tea on the Becksters that she thinks will be equally as embarrassing

She is absolutely 100% 0% going to take a break from youtube for her "mentals" after her stale pre-recorded slop dries up and then come back with a crocodile tear filled "bawleeeeeeeeen my eyes out" video talking about how she's going through something that she doesn't want to talk about. Same shit different day.

 

[Tiresome]

what the fuck is it with lolcows and poop?

I mean, not to get all Freudian about this, but pooping is one of the most basic human functions there is, it's one of the first things a person learns how to deal with, and a lolcow by definition almost always has a very basic level of mental (or social) functioning so no wonder it takes an outsize prominence in their daily lives.

 

[TardiX]

She said what caused her telling her mom was one day Mamalynn said the cousin was coming over and Amber started bawling her eyes out.

I know, I know, Amber lies, so it's hardly fun even calling it out anymore BUT

She said that she told her mom and they didn't go to the police or report it because the cousin was living with them.

Her stories are just a conglomerate of other people's stories she's heard/read that's why it sometimes sounds like a genuine reaction or emotion but at the same time makes no sense.

 

[powdered toast]

Reminder: Eric claimed he was molested/raped by his cousin back in the early Gaycare era.

So that's the molestation story stolen from Eric, the BPD diagnosis stolen from Alexis, the former bipolar diagnosis stolen from Becky/Eric and/or various exes before, abuse stories stolen from Casey, and I can't recall off the top of my head but I remember there were other stories and diagnoses she ripped from other people and other yters.

My conclusion is that Amber is not a real person. She is an alien amorphous blob that absorbs the traits of those around her and the more people she absorbs the larger her mass gets.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Some people are like "Jade would never have put up with that."

I want to remind everyone that Amber and Jade had a DDLG age play relationship and Amber even called her Daddy.

In Jade's case, Amber not being able to wipe her own ass like a baby would have been a feature and not a bug.

 

[Fee]

My conclusion is that Amber is not a real person. She is an alien amorphous blob that absorbs the traits of those around her and the more people she absorbs the larger her mass gets.

Just to nerd out on you

The Adipose are a race of aliens made of human fat. Sounds familiar if you ask me

 

[Lidl Drip]

These recent videos make it beyond obvious that she doesn't have BPD but she thinks BPD is really cute and quirky so she has been reading about it and is trying to convince everyone she totally has it.

 

[FarmVille]

Or if she’s just spending hours going through her old phone to dig up some tea on the Becksters that she thinks will be equally as embarrassing

How is the fact that you dated someone for years who was wiping their ass on a sink washcloth not equally embarrassing?

 

[anon101x]

God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.

 

[Bored with two cats]

God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.

Not only that, she would only be able to do one wiping movement, as for following ones the shit would still be there on the washcloth so she would actually get dirtier. Unless she used one washcloth per move?

 

[pippeyyy]

God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.

My understanding is the washcloths being taken lengthwise and put in her crack and the sink corner being used as the hand a normal human would but with the sink. Not a clean wipe but more a Chantal getting the bulk wipe.

Edit: I wish I could draw worth a damn to show what I'm talking about.

 

[strange creature]

God forgive me. But I kind of want to know the logistics of how it worked?

If amber laid a wash cloth on the corner of the sink wouldn't the rag just velcro to her ass as she went up and down. So you can't really "wipe" cause it's just following the motion of your ass.

Or like.... How did it hold in place? I just don't know how amber was able to get a wash cloth to grip the corner of the sink so she can do a wipe motion with the wash cloth because it was either following her motion by plastering itself to her ass, or falling to the floor, like you know what I mean?

How did she actually wipe with it. And not just basically sit on top of it. How could she make it wipe her if the corner had no way to grip the wash cloth. I don't understand how this works at all.

Am I the only one stupid enough not to understand? Everybody else seems to get it.

I agree with the first point, you wouldn't pick up most of the shit like that.

I'm curious as to how tall this sink was to be able to wedge your ass cheeks against it since Amber's 5'3. Then there's the the size of her ass, you'd have to spread and push like crazy at that size for the cloth to reach your asshole. The ass cheeks on the side could hold the cloth in place enough for a swipe, along with a decent material that isn't too slippery- but it'd still be a limited motion, so it wouldn't fall that easily.

So it's barely even wiping, you'd just be spreading shit around still and there would be a lot left.

 

[anon101x]

The only thing I can think of is she put the wash cloth on the corner of the sink. Spread her ass cheeks. Sat on the corner wedging it up her asshole. And then pulling it back out. So shes more like... Dabbing the shit out of her ass rather than a wipe.

God it's so gross. Because I don't know how else she would hold a cloth in place and then slide down it because the cloth would just slide with her.

It has to be more of a pushing it inside her butt and then pulling it out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The only thing I can think of is she put the wash cloth on the corner of the sink. Spread her ass cheeks. Sat on the corner wedging it up her asshole. And then pulling it back out. So shes more like... Dabbing the shit out of her ass rather than a wipe.

God it's so gross. Because I don't know how else she would hold a cloth in place and then slide down it because the cloth would just slide with her.

It has to be more of a pushing it inside her butt and then pulling it out.

Could it be the reason she broke the washing machine/dryer? The idea horrifies me.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Edit: I wish I could draw worth a damn to show what I'm talking about.

Gimme a little bit I'll use my talent to draw the visual no one asked for