Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I’m probably late to this topic but who do we think is coaching Becky? There’s no way, after all these years, she’s suddenly passably media savvy and able to string together semi-coherent sentences.
Its gotta be a mix of reactors like snowflake or jordy giving pointers and their new girlfriend and stuff shes into now. People are like puppies and will learn with proper socializing. Amber and beck never went anywhere and beck was heavily medicated, Im sure without that dumbing them down even more they have become a dexterous and capable thumb but a thumb nonetheless.

I mean, I wonder exactly how *long* she lived like this after Becky broke up with her. I know Wipey was a nickname, but surely Jade Francis of New York wouldn’t put up with that.
Oh that shit stopped the molment jade walked in and beck walked out. With manipulators like amber they just go limp and make the pliable sack of shit they are dating pull all their weight. Then with usually a break up or defining factor that makes the automated task not so automated anymore they just go back do doing whatever the fuck was so hard for some reason like nothing really happened.

She probably eluded to it and jade wasnt into that side of it but a ddlg/ dom sub squishing fetish thing and not the gross clean up after a 500 lb behemoth thing so amber had to reluctantly suddenly remember how to wipe her own ass.
*puts on my tinfoil hat*
Amberlynn thought Jade Francis was Cool™️. She picked up a lot of habits from her like smokeeen and drinkeeeen (although she drank in previous relationships I never saw her showcase it as much as she did with Wipey). I wonder if Al was still being a slob for the entirety of their relationship, continuously promised Jade she’d “get better”, and repeat the cycycle.
I remember a lot of "cleeneen" videos during that era of a perfectly clean setup and we did get walking twonk video evidence more. I think jade wanted a struggling fatty not a bedbound one. Amber tried the ddlg/struggle shit and I assume because amber likes the idea of something not the actual something amber couldn't handle the word "no" and the relationship fell apart quickly.
Anyways, whoever the new wiper will be, it’ll be quite telling. Anyone who’s willing to be with Amberlynn after all that getting revealed is a sick disgusting freak.
Its probably going to be a dude the way things are going.... No ladies hitting up our gorl.
 
Saw this on Instagram and wanted to share.
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This ass is way to full to be amber it needs a striaght top. Like a shelf no one wants to put anything on, and the skin is fair to pristine! Where's our gurld bites, and picking marks and those legs- this artist is very talented but they only captured the act not our gurls foul essence
 
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I’m probably late to this topic but who do we think is coaching Becky? There’s no way, after all these years, she’s suddenly passably media savvy and able to string together semi-coherent sentences.
Being the wet spaghetti spined hick that she is, I think the fiancee has planted the seed (that wedding won't pay for itself) which has been watered by Dusty who is herself also a messy clout chaser who definitely reeks of le epic 14 year old 4chan troll. Combined with the very communities who were calling her a lazy thumb sped a few years ago now rewriting history to paint her as an unfortunate victim of a serial abuser, and suddenly the "I'm done with Amber/Gorlworld, please leave me alone" resolve crumbles like a cookie in one of Amber's "artistic" feeder videos.

The constant drip feeding of info just screams grift, if your only motivation is just exposing Amber as the malignant cow that she is (spoiler: we been knew) just get it ALL out in one video and then boost, we don't need a lesbian podcast bro scam about how smelly and dirty Amber is.
 
their fiancé
*Her fiancée.

I am sick of hearing about loser bull-dyke Becky, her nonbinary bullshit, and her asspats for stale tea, or putting up with ALR's "abuse." Amberlynn was a huge cunt to her sometimes but she ought to be a bit more thankful for all she did for her.

No surprise ALR had to redneck-engineer ways to clean her 480-600 lbs lardass during the Gaycare and Lexington Era or that she was lazy.

The Becky Sperging among reactors just makes me personally not even want to keep up with ALR until it blows over.

I wish ALR would just go full fucking scorched earth on Becky and move on instead of hiding and saying a whole lot of empty words.
 
She said that she told her mom and they didn't go to the police or report it because the cousin was living with them.

Her stories are just a conglomerate of other people's stories she's heard/read that's why it sometimes sounds like a genuine reaction or emotion but at the same time makes no sense.

So that's the molestation story stolen from Eric, the BPD diagnosis stolen from Alexis, the former bipolar diagnosis stolen from Becky/Eric and/or various exes before, abuse stories stolen from Casey, and I can't recall off the top of my head but I remember there were other stories and diagnoses she ripped from other people and other yters.

My conclusion is that Amber is not a real person. She is an alien amorphous blob that absorbs the traits of those around her and the more people she absorbs the larger her mass gets.

The way Hamber goes through phases fixating on a certain person and doing her fat Great Value doppelganger routine actually happens to be a classic BPD tendency, though. Not that it means anything necessarily but this isn't a fake new quirk that came out of nowhere, she's done it since way before she ever heard the word "borderline". As for how she likes to retell stories she's heard from people she knows (or maybe read in a YA novel or something) as her own without even trying for any consistency - tbh I'm willing to grant anyone the occasional source misattribution due to a faulty memory, it happens, but pulling new traumatic incidents and bullshit diagnoses out of your ass when convenient the way Hamber or Boogie2988 do actually is the kind of pernicious asshole behavior that routinely gets people slapped with a borderline/narc/histrionic PD label as well.

Psychiatry is kind of fake and gay anyway and it makes no difference whether Hamber can be categorized as any one arbitrary clinical subtype of asshole*, but I won't pretend it's some wild leap to think some of her behavior looks uncannily similar to some stereotypical borderline shit. Either way it's the mark of an exceptional lolcow to deliberately play it up because she wants a BPD diagnosis to parade around. Presumably she's just too retarded to have taken notice that even people like her typically go to the ends of the Earth making excuses for their dumpster fire behavior by grasping for any diagnostic label that specifically IS NOT a cluster B personality disorder (and the fact that it looks exactly fucking like one is just a wild coincidence). Isn't "AuDHD + PTSD, also depreshun and anxiety" currently the bullshit combo platter for languid retards who don't want to behave like fucking adults? It's almost like the 35 year old bitch who wears chokers and butterfly clips isn't great at staying on top of current trends.

*I am going to be a sperg here anyway and say that I'd argue Hamber didn't really "steal" the bipolar label from Becky or Eric. Imo you can't really say she is appropriating this diagnosis from them because it could not be more blatant that those two absolutely do not fucking have it either. I don't know what kind of mouth-breathing retards staff the clinic they all got diagnosed at, I definitely don't know why the fuck any of them thought it'd be a good idea to go there, and it is utterly beyond my comprehension why Neck especially would keep taking the unnecessary antipsychotics that made her so fat and stupid that her health was worse than Amber's for a minute and she kept wrecking her car - but I am extremely fucking confident that I could put a pair of sunglasses on any random piece of salvaged roadkill, drop it off in the lobby of this "healthcare facility" for a while, and when I come back it'll have a valid Medicaid card and a documented diagnosis of bipolar disorder. I get the sense that even Amber had an inkling how fucking bogus this was.

These recent videos make it beyond obvious that she doesn't have BPD but she thinks BPD is really cute and quirky so she has been reading about it and is trying to convince everyone she totally has it. 🤪
Idk, she did take a Quizlet multiple times until she figured out how to get her desired result, then read some copypasta'd lines from the DSM that she interpreted through her retard filter claiming "omg that's soooo me". That's basically the same as a psychiatric evaluation, so knock it off with the gatekeeping, shitlord. Remember 30 years ago when you'd run across retards who would get way too invested in horoscopes? This is the same old shit with a new coat of paint for the information age.

March 7th. She's going to bingo with mom, her fiancé and friends. Says she's gonna get rid of some perfume and talks more about perfume.
She must smell like Satan took a runny dump in a field of lilacs. Super. 🤮

I now need to hear from Eric and Rickie about the fight they had when Beck told the truth about the bedbugs.
Lmao did Hamber infest the gaycare with bedbugs on top of everything else? I must've missed that. As horrific as the thought of a bedbug infestation is, that still seems like it would have just been adding insult to injury, now that we have a more complete picture of how Amber utterly desecrated that place. To be honest these revelations didn't make me see Amber or Neck much differently. I kinda figured the reality of the situation was more or less some slight variation of this. I'm mostly just appalled at Rickie and Eric for allowing Hamber free reign to befoul every inch of their living space like that, and since she was paying a bigger portion of the rent, they chose to carry on for months/years as if this was perfectly fine and acceptable. Jesus Christ, what the entire fuck is wrong with them? Especially Eric, that's worth it to avoid gettting a fuckin job?

At the very least, we can confidently assume that Michael B Petty got that fucking fat through eating better food than Amber.

Amber is 600 pounds full of some of the most heinous cooking I've ever seen on the internet. lol.
Hamber's cooking irks me because it's all deathfat slop made from low quality ingredients in obscene quantities, but she still uses all the anachan tricks she learned in Weight Watchers to shave a negligible amount of calories off her meals at the cost of guaranteeing that everything will turn out tasting like absolute shit. It's like she combines the worst aspects of Simply Sara and Fit Vegan Ginger in terms of dietary habits. Amber is apparently concerned with the calories she is eliminating by sauteing her ingredients in water only and exclusively flavoring her food with Mrs. Dash seasoning or plain yellow mustard, because frivolous use of condiments is how she ended up 500 pounds, the fact that a single "meal" is eaten out of a mixing bowl and contains an entire tube of Wal Mart's finest F-grade ground meat is of no significance....
 
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Becky telling stories about Amber having to wipe with washclothes is very funny, and some of her recounting of events does provide some kino entertainment. I have said it before and I will say it again, commentators are making her extremely unlikable. Snowflake sucking her ass, and going off the deep end with the pedo allegations has made his content almost unwatchable, and Narc Alert tripping over self to jerk off the non binary horseshit is insufferable (though I do think she at least consistent, and other than the constant pronoun sperging has become better than most others). It is reaching the point that Becky is getting glazed so hard I went from finding her very sympathetic to kind of hating her. The only people not actively making her as unlikable as possible are Sin and Sass IMO.
 
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Becky mentioned that she also used to clean Amber’s ankles for her?
AKA Amber cannot reach the balls of fat hanging off her ankles to properly clean them.

There are such horrors to be discovered and discussed and we’re here popping off about a genderless-looking blob woman and her preferred pronouns.
Do better, Kiwis. Let’s all laugh at the smelly fat women together!
 
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Becky mentioned that she also used to clean Amber’s ankles for her?
AKA Amber cannot reach the balls of fat hanging off her ankles to properly clean them.

There are such horrors to be discovered and discussed and we’re here popping off about a genderless-looking blob woman and her preferred pronouns.
Do better, Kiwis. Let’s all laugh at the smelly fat women together!
I personally really want to hear about this one too. It's one of those little medical mysteries about this beast that makes her an interesting case study.
 
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Becky mentioned that she also used to clean Amber’s ankles for her?
AKA Amber cannot reach the balls of fat hanging off her ankles to properly clean them.

There are such horrors to be discovered and discussed and we’re here popping off about a genderless-looking blob woman and her preferred pronouns.
Do better, Kiwis. Let’s all laugh at the smelly fat women together!
The only thing Amber cares about reaching is her mouth, but I'm sure if she couldn't-she'd of had Becky hand feed her.
 
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Becky mentioned that she also used to clean Amber’s ankles for her?
AKA Amber cannot reach the balls of fat hanging off her ankles to properly clean them.

There are such horrors to be discovered and discussed and we’re here popping off about a genderless-looking blob woman and her preferred pronouns.
Do better, Kiwis. Let’s all laugh at the smelly fat women together!
I just know they get crusty at the bottom from the filth, weeping laygs, and gravity
 
The people getting their tits in a twist over people using whatever pronouns for Beck is tiresome. Less pronoun sperging, more posting Hamber wiping her ass with washcloth memes.
What's tiresome is that redditard mentality, nigger. The pronoun and gender crap is just a piece of the puzzle.

Long-Con Grifter Beckster has beat a horse to death and the bullshit that surrounds her is interfering with ALR content and not adding anything substantial upon it. Destiny did a better job with her tell-all.

We already knew that Becky and Jade wiped Amberlynn's ass and that ALR had a shit-stick. So I'm just not surprised Beckster wiped the cankles or ALR used a counter corner as a wiping dildo.

Amberlynn is going in hiding now, content will dry up for a long time, reactors and normie haydurs are becoming more insufferable with the talking points regarding Becky and ALR. So forgive me that I'm unhappy those are the consequences of Becky grifting again.
 
If memory serves, what narc injury Amber posted in that first meltdown message checks out, that being Becky posting one of her ex's dirty underwear online (gives one hope that maybe she has a picture of the layurrgs) and with her trying to get with her stepsister, though I had no idea that NoNeck was 30 and the stepsister 18.

If you want a quick breakdown of most relevant Thumb Clan information, you could go to the Becky thread and skip through the highlights.
Thanks for the link, went through and read the thread and Jesus fuck she is almost as bad as Amber holy fuck.
 
I see Reddit retards already saying that the 18 year old stepsister was a grown woman and therefor it's not weird.
Becky is a genderspecial so deviant sexual behavior like incestuous sexual harassment gets a free pass.
Amberlynn is going in hiding now, content will dry up for a long time, reactors and normie haydurs are becoming more insufferable with the talking points regarding Becky and ALR.
Amber is out of prerecorded slop and doesn't want to keep playing defense/muh mentals/Becky is evil every live while getting made fun of by her audience. I'd love to see her in full-blown rage though. But as others have pointed out, she is probably just meeting up with the feeder again for a couple weeks.
 
their fiancé

Its gotta be a mix of reactors like snowflake or jordy giving pointers and their new girlfriend and stuff shes into now. People are like puppies and will learn with proper socializing. Amber and beck never went anywhere and beck was heavily medicated, Im sure without that dumbing them down even more they have become a dexterous and capable thumb but a thumb nonetheless.

I agree, I think the fiancée is typing up the documents she’s clearly reading off of and some reactor is helping with the strategy wrt: what information to release and when.

Mr Snowflake is definitely one of those reactors in my opinion. He’s patting Becky way too hard on the back here for it to be a coincidence. https://youtu.be/IisgMNfB3OA?si=HypEDh-mFWoCb4oW&t=2m56s

“BeCk iS SoOoO gOod aT YoUTubBe!”
 
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This ass is way to full to be amber it needs a striaght top. Like a shelf no one wants to put anything on, and the skin is fair to pristine! Where's our gurld bites, and picking marks and those legs- this artist is very talented but they only captured the act not our gurls foul essence

Where are the ankle basketballz? Where's the shelf Beksiński nightmare?

Re: Washcloth/sink

How... would this feasibly work? I already was skeptical, but now I still am. Even if the washcloth was wet, it would just... slide/fall/drop off the edge.
Plus her wide, severely hail damaged flat toad ass would have to be (uh...Gahd...) PARTED. She can't even fucking reach back there. And she couldn't even KNOW if the flat toad asscrack is even in the RIGHT SPOT!

See my previous posts where I ask if Hambone even really used a standard toilet. Ancient Astronaut Theorists say... NO.

1. She'd crack the porcelain and could slice herself.
2. For Becky to wipe--picture this mightily deformed BAHEEM having to either stand up, or raise and lean FORWARD.
3. She cannot. Not without staff from the Brookfield Zoo on hand to assist.

I'm just asking the REAL questions here.

I'm pretty sure if her mother isn't drawing a washcloth through that fetid asscrack, then the bathroom has GOT to be a bona fide SUPERFUND site of shitty washcloths, shit, liquid shit, skinny turds, and whatever else.

With a DAINTY, DAINTY spritz of Bilie Eilish perfume.
 
Are we just going to gloss over the fact that Becky mentioned that she also used to clean Amber’s ankles for her?
AKA Amber cannot reach the balls of fat hanging off her ankles to properly clean them.

There are such horrors to be discovered and discussed and we’re here popping off about a genderless-looking blob woman and her preferred pronouns.
Do better, Kiwis. Let’s all laugh at the smelly fat women together!
Becky (Dakota/whoever her ghost writer is) definitely knew what she was doing when she dropped that little tidbit at the end of her last video and is a textbook example of drip feeding just enough info for the views- and thus money- to roll in juuuuuuust a little bit longer. Amber, reveal laaaaayrgs before one of your fellow smelly dykes does it for you!
 
No problem @Depressed_Oni, happy to help.

As an aside, while we wait for more stuff to happen, what do y'all think her current weight actually is? Her last weight that she admitted to was 513lbs, but I think we can safely dismiss that as bullshit.

I also don't think she's past or at her highest weight of 572lbs, both due to the fact she just doesn't have that stream of income anymore, and that the lack of a butler also means that she needs to do more for herself. She also just doesnt look as fat as she did at her highest, even if you account for gravity and sagging.

I'd estimate her to be around 530-550lbs, but I'm far from an expert, so I'm curious to hear what you guys think.
 
What's tiresome is that redditard mentality, nigger. The pronoun and gender crap is just a piece of the puzzle.
I don't know why fucking /pol/tards obsess over this. Guess what, nigger? Being corrected on muh pronouns is equally fucking annoying from retards like you as retards like them.

It's very weird to say something like "Clara ... he", so I just use they. It's linguistic. The concept of they/them as gender neutral singular pronouns have existed since the time of fucking Shakespeare so you're just going to have to fucking dealing with it.
(Emphasis mine.)
Nobody cares about pronouns.
 
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