Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Britney Spears]

Reading comments on ZM's latest video and my god people are dramatic. "Salty crab is protecting her kid from amberlynn" like the fat, lazy cunt is going to do anything with a reaction channel's phonebook and it's not just Hambo trying to stop people from seeing her behavior/true self in her live.

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Jesus Christ why do they have to have the most retarded twee language to describe everything? “Tiny human”? It’s a fucking kid, not an enchanted Lego man. They are everywhere.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Let's keep in mind the fact that she refused to go to a gyno and was free bleeding for YEARS before her diagnosis, she practically gave herself cancer.

It just does that sometimes tbf.

 

[Constellationzero]

What solid, irrefutable proof did this pachyderm have of cancer? Pachyderms are notoriously non compliant with doctor recommendations. I saw this comment yesterday on the Ankle, and I still agree that the pachyderm MAY have had something like precancerous cells, or something abnormal/concerning, but pachyderms like Hambutt and LiesbyJen LOVE running with the most histrionic scenarios for anntention.

Jen also never had cancer. Besides staying fat as fuck, she didn't even die of cancer.

then you have this. Hambutt DOES lie so fucking REGULARLY and OFTEN that... well, why SHOULD some of us believe in her cancer story? One good reason: ZERO.
She lies so fucking much that some of us no longer give a shit and are choosing to ASSIGN a story FOR her. Christ knows she does this to Becky, Eric and Ricky, and Dunce.

I also think this is plausible. Deathfats being noncompliant with weightloss and other treatment, doctors sometimes go with the nuclear solution to avoid things like cancer popping up and creating more problems.

Speaking on HPD. This is further proof (supplemental) on Hambutt's propensity to lie, exaggerate, fantasize, and/or wholesale fabricate scenarios and stories.

Again, I (and others) ARE NOT (saying it loud for those in the back) ARE NOT trying to pass sToRiEs off as lolcow troofs. But I was (and am) saying--what actual evidence (real evidence) is there that Hambutt is telling any truth about having any cancer???

 

[FatalTater]

Personally I do not care if Fat Amber had cancer of just precancerous cells that got yeeted before they had time to cause more trouble.
If you have body fluids leaking out 24/7 and instead of fixing it you decide to make it everybody else's problem? You are the asshole.

 

[Mekahineyho]

How often do you guys hang out or interact with other adults and they just bring up their childhood every 2 seconds?

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

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How often do you guys hang out or interact with other adults and they just bring up their childhood every 2 seconds?

Ugh childhood so harddddd why meeeeeeeeee poor meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Me me me me me me me

 

[Constellationzero]

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How often do you guys hang out or interact with other adults and they just bring up their childhood every 2 seconds?

Or foster care
Or muh baybee bruthurr

 

[yellowcricket]

Or foster care
Or muh baybee bruthurr

guiseeeee one tieeemmmm i SAVED my baby brothurrrrr

 

[dfranki723]

she refused to go to a gyno and was free bleeding for YEARS before her diagnosis

Well, issue for me there is that seems to be a lie from her too.
Bleeding every day for two years straight? Then repeatedly talking about how you just started your period in vlogs during that time?

Seems more like her exaggerating once again to make things sound worse than they were but it backfired because now everyone thinks she was bleeding over everything for two whole fucking years without caring about anyone else.
Fatty doesn't consider the long term outcome of her lies.

I imagine she had infrequent, heavy periods (as evidenced by that infamous photo) but she absolutely has played it up over time to make it seem dire and horrific when it wasn't.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Agreed, it doesn't matter whether it was a tattered old rag or a diamond necklace; the point is that they were not Amber's property but she still felt entitled to rub her dangleberries and crusty old blood all over them and then throw them away. Only things that SHE owns/cares about have any value, which is why when she was found out and had to buy her own she started reusing them. (As well as the added power trip of making Becky clean her shit stained wommart towels.)

Amber took over that entire house, she took the boys bathroom because she was too fat to fit in hers, the living room had her huge ass mattress in there, she was always in the kitchen making food or eating, the enclosed porch became hers, and we never saw it, but the third bedroom she used as a closet. She always takes advantage of people around her that try to help her.

Let's keep in mind the fact that she refused to go to a gyno and was free bleeding for YEARS before her diagnosis, she practically gave herself cancer. If I remember correctly she also had a kidney infection around that time which developped from a UTI because of her poor hygene. Whenever she brings it up she acts like she's just an unfortunate victim of the condition when all of it could be avoided if she took her health and hygene seriously.

She had several UTI'S around that time, she went to the ER numerous times, for many reasons, and never mentioned it, because "they never asked". Healthcare workers always ask about your periods, if you're a female. Amber was always saying "I started my period today" around that time, but now says she bled heavily for years. She also blamed Becky for cancer, because God knows she can't ever be responsible for something.

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How often do you guys hang out or interact with other adults and they just bring up their childhood every 2 seconds?

It drives me nuts how she is always shitting on her mom, blaming her childhood for everything, yet her mom is literally the only friend, the only person she has in her life. Yes her mom was a shit mom, yes, her childhood probably sucked (I don't believe as badly as she claims though) but Amber can't have it both ways. She has said her mom is the best person she knows, but also the reason for all her problems. Imagine having this fat bitch to need you to drive her everywhere, including wiping her disgusting ass, do everything for her, and then she goes and bitches about you to the internet for pity points.

ETA ninjaed by two minutes by @dfranki723 greats minds, and all that.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Not washclothlynn saying that her wiping her ass on a sink corner is just a RUMOR

Also, Amber, you COULD HAVE used pads and worn multiple, and changed them out frequently throughout the day. But you’ve EATEN yourself (your choice) to the point that going to the bathroom to CHANGE A PAD is too much for you.
Another thing you could have tried is GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
That sounds like a you problem, HONEY.

 

[Probably your mom]

Zero reason she couldn’t use these. 12”x8”, cleaning properties, $5 for a 96 pack, premoistened, DISPOSABLE

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Oh wait there are reasons. She wouldn’t be able to disrespect her roommates and more importantly she wouldn’t be able to get off on humiliating Becky by making her wash her reusable poop rags!

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Call me late but does she even know these exist? Is she smart enough to google if these come in larger sizes?

Amber does what is easiest. And that is disrespect

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

She didn't go to the ER for UTIs probably because they were caused by shit being pushed in her unused vagina by using the rag or being wiped by her caretaker and she was embarrassed. By the way she killed 2 cats and weighed 600 pounds

 

[Din Djarin]

Not washclothlynn saying that her wiping her ass on a sink corner is just a RUMOR

How is this whole conversation about the sink corner ableist?? Is she saying that other "disabled" (she's not disabled either lmao) people wipe their ass with a washcloth on the corner of the sink? Because the disabled people I know would never, ever do that because they like to keep as much of their dignity as they can.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Not washclothlynn saying that her wiping her ass on a sink corner is just a RUMOR
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Also, Amber, you COULD HAVE used pads and worn multiple, and changed them out frequently throughout the day. But you’ve EATEN yourself (your choice) to the point that going to the bathroom to CHANGE A PAD is too much for you.
Another thing you could have tried is GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
That sounds like a you problem, HONEY.

Part of me wants to think these comments she’s replying to are written by her, but sadly it’s easier to believe the few fans she actually has are retarded fodder.

 

[TardiX]

Well, issue for me there is that seems to be a lie from her too.

I remember this happening in real time. Shortly after the becky breakup and beginning of black wipey era for a few vlogs + IG answers she'd say she bled for MONTHS, almost a year guys! That's right like a year and a half. That's nearly 2 years y'all. Yup, over 2 years it was.

 

[Insulin reid]

How is this whole conversation about the sink corner ableist?? Is she saying that other "disabled" (she's not disabled either lmao) people wipe their ass with a washcloth on the corner of the sink? Because the disabled people I know would never, ever do that because they like to keep as much of their dignity as they can.

Shes just using woke buzzwords to signal to woke people on the internet that she needs to be defended and white knighted. This is what happened when the frogs got to her that one time and half of France quickly defended her then found out she's a miserable sack of shit and promptly left our shit stained corner of the internet.

Unfortunately technically she is disabled. Amber ate herself into a disability and being a fat cunt is technically a protected class. Too bad the disability/ mental health / LGBT community is made up mostly of actually disabled actually fucked up mentally actually queer People instead of whatever the fuck amberlynn claims to be at any given point in time.
If there was a fire, amber couldn't get her cat her dog and herself out the door. If there was an earthquake amber couldn't help herself or anyone else. Amber cant lift her legs up or bend down because the amount of fat there is insane. Bitch is disabled.

 

[Fee]

Not washclothlynn saying that her wiping her ass on a sink corner is just a RUMOR
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Also, Amber, you COULD HAVE used pads and worn multiple, and changed them out frequently throughout the day. But you’ve EATEN yourself (your choice) to the point that going to the bathroom to CHANGE A PAD is too much for you.
Another thing you could have tried is GOING TO THE DOCTOR.
That sounds like a you problem, HONEY.

She's never going swallow her pride and own it she's always going to have an excuse or a reason or a circumstance or another person or reaction channels or small doorways to blame for everything. They will need to put some sort of homage to excuses on her gravestone. Excuselynn she's just a bloated ugly big fat loser just watch the shit show until she dies then we'll find another.

 

[sperginity]

What solid, irrefutable proof did this pachyderm have of cancer?

she posted a bunch of shit while it was happening including pictures of her blood loss before going to the hospital, which is archived in this thread in 2020, but it is kind of irrelevant because cancer fakers do not pretend to have cancer that is cured by a single surgery bc it eliminates the opportunity to grift. She also isn't smart enough to fake the exact type of cancer someone like her would be most likely to get, and no AI programs existed for her to ask at the time. An extremely obese woman claiming to have had uterine cancer is as unremarkable as an extremely obese woman saying she has diabetes or high blood pressure.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

she posted a bunch of shit while it was happening including pictures of her blood loss before going to the hospital, which is archived in this thread in 2020, but it is kind of irrelevant because cancer fakers do not pretend to have cancer that is cured by a single surgery bc it eliminates the opportunity to grift. She also isn't smart enough to fake the exact type of cancer someone like her would be most likely to get, and no AI programs existed for her to ask at the time. An extremely obese woman claiming to have had uterine cancer is as unremarkable as an extremely obese woman saying she has diabetes or high blood pressure.

She indeed posted her surgery report on Youtube. There is no doubt that she had surgery for cancer and fortunately for her, it was caught early. No surgeon would have perform surgery on a 500 pounds woman if there was no need to do so. She was, and still is, a high risk surgical candidate.

What is in question is that she did or not any follow up. She was told to lose weight so she could have an MRI as a follow up since she is too big for the procedure. She did not lose weight. She had a weird episode with Jade where the clinic "lost" her file. My view is that she never went to any follow up and was dismissed as a patient.