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- Nov 6, 2024
Honestly, I ought to thank the exes for dropping all the lore and making our gorl "dissassociate" (read: order food online while angrily reading the farms) and stopping her from uploading, giving me time to focus on other things. NoNeck and Dusty may not be redeemable but they have their occasional uses. Anyway, so (ra)gorly did a triple non-members livestream yesterday? Heh...
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Fatty needs shekels, but is either/both too lazy or/and can't stand the heat in the kitchen coming from the rag reveal right now, so she just shits out a livestream.
Anyway, I'm feeling good and I'm ready.
Wow I fucking hated that. And apparently inbetween me writing this shit fatty dropped another video.
I'll leave the archiving to someone else. Let's just get through this. ETA: Good on you @It's All So Tiresome
Holy shit, this one's kinda hilarious, fatty is fuming. This video is just her watching a reactor's video and trying to justify why she is offended. It's all just crying fatphobia, bullyeeen, and wanting way to hard that raglynn bleed is a slight against her holy super cancer arc. Give this one a watch if you wanna see fatty seethe. If not, avoid this video and all the livestreams.
Now, this shit took way too long, I'm gonna see if we have tequila in the house, see y'all later.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Fatty needs shekels, but is either/both too lazy or/and can't stand the heat in the kitchen coming from the rag reveal right now, so she just shits out a livestream.
Anyway, I'm feeling good and I'm ready.
Part 1: "Professional" Streamer
Opening scene of fatty trying to set up her livestream. She can't figure out how to orient the camera (no brains left in this head). We can already see the Whiteclaws on the table (I don't think I ever had them, I'm just gonna assume they're shit because no one bothers to import them.) After she just sets it up in portrait mode, she begins interacting with chat. SHe shows off her ugly sparkly makeup and says she's "having a little drinkypoo". Apparently people are complaining about portrait mode. Says she's been doing a lot of cryeeen. More troubleshooting from Hambo. "How do I google this?" Unbuttons the doily or whatever she's wearing. Hasn't weighed herself in a while, doesn't remember when. Goes to restart the livestream to put it in landscape mode.
Yeah that's the first one it's not that long.
Opening scene of fatty trying to set up her livestream. She can't figure out how to orient the camera (no brains left in this head). We can already see the Whiteclaws on the table (I don't think I ever had them, I'm just gonna assume they're shit because no one bothers to import them.) After she just sets it up in portrait mode, she begins interacting with chat. SHe shows off her ugly sparkly makeup and says she's "having a little drinkypoo". Apparently people are complaining about portrait mode. Says she's been doing a lot of cryeeen. More troubleshooting from Hambo. "How do I google this?" Unbuttons the doily or whatever she's wearing. Hasn't weighed herself in a while, doesn't remember when. Goes to restart the livestream to put it in landscape mode.
Yeah that's the first one it's not that long.
Part 2: The Godfatter
We are STILL in portrait mode, she liduhrally can't figure it out guise! But alas, the show must go on. Puts her doily back on. She's been cryeen a lot cuz she's hurdeen. Talks about how she and maybe Chinny don't have a wonky eye. Struggles to turn on slow mode for the chat. "Oh I can block words? I live for that!" Censorshiplynn confirmed. Says she sleeps for about 6 hours on average. Busts out the croco tears as she talks about all the drama and support she's been getting online. Someone brings up an autism diagnosis again and she says she was never diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder.
Doesn't really have anything to say about the Destiny/Becky text screenshots. Whines about Destiny cheating her and laments having lost her "favorite person". Says Becky is the biggest manipulator she's ever known. Thinks it's odd to show messages from so long ago (as though she didn't do that herself?). Thinks she got a point when she says that people believe the exes when thy show old ass text messages, meanwhile her text messages get dismissed as bullshit. Here's the thing fatty, not only were all of your messages only briefly flashed on screen and doctored, but you have poisoned the fruit tree when you showed that doctored text message containing some unrelated FBI business card during the video where you talked about FBI Frank. So stfu fatty, the only one who has to take your shit at face value are the washrags you put on the sink.
Tries to explain BPD and it's just more bullshit. Brings some stuff where she paid for Becky's stuff, like when someone took a bad fall and she paid for their therapy. Says there is context to her sending her shitty poetry, that being Destiny supposedly asked for it. Justifies her getting pig mad over other people not wishing her a happy birthday by saying she always gave them so much. Though of doing a segment where she shows off all the support. Someone in the chat points out how she takes a lot of time to say very little, which she just dismisses as "that might be a trauma thing". Admits to using BDP as an excuse "sometimes".
Hm. Hates the common denominator argument because "we're all the common denominator". Something about being excited for the DBT therapy and taking accountability.
Admits to using ChatGPT, using it for anything she's too lazy to google, including such things as "how do I rotate my phone". Says she'll weigh herself soon. Someone asks if she considered doing inpatient for BDP, doesn't answer the question and instead talks about her outpatient experience for BED. Sperging about Alexis and how they had phone sex. Declares she'll be single forever (X to doubt). Sperging about love and how she loves to give love. Youtube and vlogging advice from a woman who can't even figure out how to stream in landscape mode. Says she could never do inpatient because she has to take care of her pets, among other things. Talks again about how ZM is incidentally taking a break when she does. Just yaps about reaction channels again, just the usual.
Brings up some cat named Jax that would only use a litterbox once before looking for other places to shit and also mentions Rarity. Says she's cryeen behind the scenes bc of Rarity (more like you're cryeen because felicide couldn't persuade Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin to let you move in). Brings up that she has a new YouTube schedule. Adresses the Keemstar thing, saying she would've like to, but initially declined, and then they started already, and then also says she couldn't really do it because of her pets. Claims people need to ask her for plans (like eating out) several days ahead because she needs to mentally prepare or some shit. Seethes about Salty Crab because of Raglynn Bleed, and whines about the bleed part thinking it's the cancer (methinks it's more the freebleding all over the gaycare but whatever.
She then very very abruptly ends this stream after more spergery.
We are STILL in portrait mode, she liduhrally can't figure it out guise! But alas, the show must go on. Puts her doily back on. She's been cryeen a lot cuz she's hurdeen. Talks about how she and maybe Chinny don't have a wonky eye. Struggles to turn on slow mode for the chat. "Oh I can block words? I live for that!" Censorshiplynn confirmed. Says she sleeps for about 6 hours on average. Busts out the croco tears as she talks about all the drama and support she's been getting online. Someone brings up an autism diagnosis again and she says she was never diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder.
Doesn't really have anything to say about the Destiny/Becky text screenshots. Whines about Destiny cheating her and laments having lost her "favorite person". Says Becky is the biggest manipulator she's ever known. Thinks it's odd to show messages from so long ago (as though she didn't do that herself?). Thinks she got a point when she says that people believe the exes when thy show old ass text messages, meanwhile her text messages get dismissed as bullshit. Here's the thing fatty, not only were all of your messages only briefly flashed on screen and doctored, but you have poisoned the fruit tree when you showed that doctored text message containing some unrelated FBI business card during the video where you talked about FBI Frank. So stfu fatty, the only one who has to take your shit at face value are the washrags you put on the sink.
Tries to explain BPD and it's just more bullshit. Brings some stuff where she paid for Becky's stuff, like when someone took a bad fall and she paid for their therapy. Says there is context to her sending her shitty poetry, that being Destiny supposedly asked for it. Justifies her getting pig mad over other people not wishing her a happy birthday by saying she always gave them so much. Though of doing a segment where she shows off all the support. Someone in the chat points out how she takes a lot of time to say very little, which she just dismisses as "that might be a trauma thing". Admits to using BDP as an excuse "sometimes".
Hm. Hates the common denominator argument because "we're all the common denominator". Something about being excited for the DBT therapy and taking accountability.Admits to using ChatGPT, using it for anything she's too lazy to google, including such things as "how do I rotate my phone". Says she'll weigh herself soon. Someone asks if she considered doing inpatient for BDP, doesn't answer the question and instead talks about her outpatient experience for BED. Sperging about Alexis and how they had phone sex. Declares she'll be single forever (X to doubt). Sperging about love and how she loves to give love. Youtube and vlogging advice from a woman who can't even figure out how to stream in landscape mode. Says she could never do inpatient because she has to take care of her pets, among other things. Talks again about how ZM is incidentally taking a break when she does. Just yaps about reaction channels again, just the usual.
Brings up some cat named Jax that would only use a litterbox once before looking for other places to shit and also mentions Rarity. Says she's cryeen behind the scenes bc of Rarity (more like you're cryeen because felicide couldn't persuade Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin to let you move in). Brings up that she has a new YouTube schedule. Adresses the Keemstar thing, saying she would've like to, but initially declined, and then they started already, and then also says she couldn't really do it because of her pets. Claims people need to ask her for plans (like eating out) several days ahead because she needs to mentally prepare or some shit. Seethes about Salty Crab because of Raglynn Bleed, and whines about the bleed part thinking it's the cancer (methinks it's more the freebleding all over the gaycare but whatever.
She then very very abruptly ends this stream after more spergery.
Part 3: AtFATlis: My lost time
We are finally in landscape mode, and the first thing fatty does is knock the camera over. Starts talking about the pre-cancerous cells thing and quite honestly I'm so tired of the cancer sperging. Nothing of interest gets said before we're knocked over again. Can't turn on slow mode while she is in landscape mode (10+ years on YouTube guys). Oh dear, she's gonna play truth or drink. Feels more like a QnA.
Would you dye your hair? Yes.
Why did you buy so many lipsticks? Impulsivity.
Denies vaping in her apartment.
Is there any ex you woulf get back with? Yes.
Have you ever cheated? Last time was when she was a teenager.
Why is your TikTok name still Rarity Cat? Supposedly she's been using it since before she even got Rarity (was TikTok even really that much of a think back then?)
Do you wish you could leave youtube? Yes.
Someone calls her a beautiful woman to which she drinks.
Are you single? Yes and she plans to stay that way.
Have you ever done a sleep study? No.
Are you obsessed with Zackary Michael more than he is with you? No.
Would you ever get new pets? No. (Thank fuck)
Were you talking to Destiny when you and Crystal were still dating? No. (I'm pretty sure that's a fucking lie.)
Would you ever do ASMR? She already has.
Says she would not date guys.
Do you shave? There is not much hair to shave, so no.
Have you been binging lately? No.
Would you take Salty Crab to court? If she had to, yes (God I would love to see that trial, it would be a civil case so fatty ought to either shill out some shekels for a lawyer or represent herself)
Do you plan on leaving youtube? Maybe one day very soon (when she dies probs)
Do you get bikini waxes? No.
Have you lied about anything in this live? No.
Would you ever find a new job? Yes
Do you experiment with makeup before showers? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
How much do you weigh? Idk, soon
Does your apartment stink? No.
Was Faleen the love of your life? No.
Didn't you emotionally cheat
on Becky with Destiny? "Yes but so did she"
Beck is a grifter. Has to look the word up first Agrees. (Oh no, she was real fucking amazed while reading the definition, I foresee a lot of use of the word grifter in the future. Go fuck yourself speficific chatter.) She thought grifter was just someone who asked for money.
Destiny was the love of your life. NoOOOOOOO (cow like noises) Says Destiny isn't her type (lol)
Do you still miss Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin? Nods.
Would you date another black woman? Of course.
Was it a poly situation with Alexis? She wanted Amber to make out with her girlfriend
What's your dream job outside of youtube? Idk
Update on Mamalynn's brain health? She wasn't able to get her scan because of some insurance fuckery.
What is your love language and why is it gift giving? It used to be gift giving but no more, now it is affection, quality time, words of affirmation, physical touch, but no more gifts or services
Your opinion on feederism? She doesn't really have one.
Why did you have a 20-piece McNugget? I recently had one you know what I'm saying?!!?
Do you have long covid? Probs
Least attractive ex? Destiny
Is Alexis a clout goblin who's just mad you rejected her? (Needs to look it up first) Yes
Thoughts on baked beans? That's a no for me
A respite from this retardation, Amber proposes she and her chat all text and ex right now, asks whom she should text and what she should say. I can relax for a few moments as fatty is on the shitter (probably abusing another washcloth too. During this time, I took a brief look at the chat and...
I see fatty is in intellectual company. Oh, is eating a snack on stream, she's just eating lunchmeat and chips. Also someone in chat calls her a cow and at this point I'd like to apologize to all cows if I ever likened them to Amber. Cows are cute creatures with an active social life which already makes them far more accomplished than Amber ever will be.
The next few minutes are just her eating and occasionally talking trite. Asks everyone to do their favorite emoji. Denies having a lazy out. Amber acknowledges she might be crashing out. "I look like I'm 95 years old I just saw myself in the camera, I can't do this anymore I gotta go" I'm calling bullshit cuz I've never seen a 95 year old death fat. Looks around for her pets. These last few minutes are so weird istg. Amber is now whining like a little bitch. Sniffling. Gets mad at Destiny before she apruptly ends the stream.
We are finally in landscape mode, and the first thing fatty does is knock the camera over. Starts talking about the pre-cancerous cells thing and quite honestly I'm so tired of the cancer sperging. Nothing of interest gets said before we're knocked over again. Can't turn on slow mode while she is in landscape mode (10+ years on YouTube guys). Oh dear, she's gonna play truth or drink. Feels more like a QnA.
Would you dye your hair? Yes.
Why did you buy so many lipsticks? Impulsivity.
Denies vaping in her apartment.
Is there any ex you woulf get back with? Yes.
Have you ever cheated? Last time was when she was a teenager.
Why is your TikTok name still Rarity Cat? Supposedly she's been using it since before she even got Rarity (was TikTok even really that much of a think back then?)
Do you wish you could leave youtube? Yes.
Someone calls her a beautiful woman to which she drinks.
Are you single? Yes and she plans to stay that way.
Have you ever done a sleep study? No.
Are you obsessed with Zackary Michael more than he is with you? No.
Would you ever get new pets? No. (Thank fuck)
Were you talking to Destiny when you and Crystal were still dating? No. (I'm pretty sure that's a fucking lie.)
Would you ever do ASMR? She already has.
Says she would not date guys.
Do you shave? There is not much hair to shave, so no.
Have you been binging lately? No.
Would you take Salty Crab to court? If she had to, yes (God I would love to see that trial, it would be a civil case so fatty ought to either shill out some shekels for a lawyer or represent herself)
Do you plan on leaving youtube? Maybe one day very soon (when she dies probs)
Do you get bikini waxes? No.
Have you lied about anything in this live? No.
Would you ever find a new job? Yes
Do you experiment with makeup before showers? No, but that sounds like a good idea.
How much do you weigh? Idk, soon
Does your apartment stink? No.
Was Faleen the love of your life? No.
Didn't you emotionally cheat
on Becky with Destiny? "Yes but so did she"
Beck is a grifter. Has to look the word up first
Agrees. (Oh no, she was real fucking amazed while reading the definition, I foresee a lot of use of the word grifter in the future. Go fuck yourself speficific chatter.) She thought grifter was just someone who asked for money.Destiny was the love of your life. NoOOOOOOO (cow like noises) Says Destiny isn't her type (lol)
Do you still miss Emily Franz of Oshkosh, Wisconsin? Nods.
Would you date another black woman? Of course.
Was it a poly situation with Alexis? She wanted Amber to make out with her girlfriend
What's your dream job outside of youtube? Idk
Update on Mamalynn's brain health? She wasn't able to get her scan because of some insurance fuckery.
What is your love language and why is it gift giving? It used to be gift giving but no more, now it is affection, quality time, words of affirmation, physical touch, but no more gifts or services
Your opinion on feederism? She doesn't really have one.
Why did you have a 20-piece McNugget? I recently had one you know what I'm saying?!!?
Do you have long covid? Probs
Least attractive ex? Destiny
Is Alexis a clout goblin who's just mad you rejected her? (Needs to look it up first) Yes
Thoughts on baked beans? That's a no for me
A respite from this retardation, Amber proposes she and her chat all text and ex right now, asks whom she should text and what she should say. I can relax for a few moments as fatty is on the shitter (probably abusing another washcloth too. During this time, I took a brief look at the chat and...
I see fatty is in intellectual company. Oh, is eating a snack on stream, she's just eating lunchmeat and chips. Also someone in chat calls her a cow and at this point I'd like to apologize to all cows if I ever likened them to Amber. Cows are cute creatures with an active social life which already makes them far more accomplished than Amber ever will be.
The next few minutes are just her eating and occasionally talking trite. Asks everyone to do their favorite emoji. Denies having a lazy out. Amber acknowledges she might be crashing out. "I look like I'm 95 years old I just saw myself in the camera, I can't do this anymore I gotta go" I'm calling bullshit cuz I've never seen a 95 year old death fat. Looks around for her pets. These last few minutes are so weird istg. Amber is now whining like a little bitch. Sniffling. Gets mad at Destiny before she apruptly ends the stream.
Rivers of Blood
Fatty claims to have just gotten out of the shower. Doesn't know how this video is gonna fit into her schedule and that she normally doesn't do reactions to reaction channels. This is gonna be very, very cunty isn't it? Oh boy...
So our gorl is now breaking the silence for the nth time this era. Oh so she is fuming that someone is making fun of her bleeding all over the gaycare. Or she could be making fun of you posting your bloody gunt on the internet. Defends her repeating what she said in her members only stream in her public stream cuz not everyone gets to see her members stream (so fuck those people paying her I guess).
So far this video is just her doing her usual shit, defending her idiocy and mah MeNtUhLuz. Oh- ohhhh, this video is just Hamber furiously pausing and unpausing and cuntily commenting on what this reactor said. Also she is still insisting on her BeePeeDee when she pretty much buried all hope of anyone with half a brain taking her seriously with that other video. Get fucked loser.
Claims other people on the cancer forum she went to waited even longer to go to the gynecologist with the same symptoms as her. Now, fellas, I never needed to see a gynecologist, but I can't think of a single woman in my life that wouldn't work towards getting an appointment immediately if they started bleeding all over the house. CLAIMS SHE MADE SURE THE BLOOD WAS NOWHERE!!! Bitch, we've seen the pictures, ain't no fucking way you cleaned all that shit up yourself. CLAIMS SHE WASHED AND CHANGED THE RAGS HERSELF.
More of the same excuses we've heard before. Claims Becky took he pictures, but admits she (Amber) was still the one who uploaded them. "I NEVER RUINED ANYONE'S BELONGINGS", She really thinks everyone else would be ok with shit like dragging mattresses because their partner freebled all over them. Holy shit fatty wants to be a victim so fucking bad. No kissy bullshit outro for this one.
Fatty claims to have just gotten out of the shower. Doesn't know how this video is gonna fit into her schedule and that she normally doesn't do reactions to reaction channels. This is gonna be very, very cunty isn't it? Oh boy...
So our gorl is now breaking the silence for the nth time this era. Oh so she is fuming that someone is making fun of her bleeding all over the gaycare. Or she could be making fun of you posting your bloody gunt on the internet. Defends her repeating what she said in her members only stream in her public stream cuz not everyone gets to see her members stream (so fuck those people paying her I guess).
So far this video is just her doing her usual shit, defending her idiocy and mah MeNtUhLuz. Oh- ohhhh, this video is just Hamber furiously pausing and unpausing and cuntily commenting on what this reactor said. Also she is still insisting on her BeePeeDee when she pretty much buried all hope of anyone with half a brain taking her seriously with that other video. Get fucked loser.
Claims other people on the cancer forum she went to waited even longer to go to the gynecologist with the same symptoms as her. Now, fellas, I never needed to see a gynecologist, but I can't think of a single woman in my life that wouldn't work towards getting an appointment immediately if they started bleeding all over the house.
CLAIMS SHE MADE SURE THE BLOOD WAS NOWHERE!!! Bitch, we've seen the pictures, ain't no fucking way you cleaned all that shit up yourself. CLAIMS SHE WASHED AND CHANGED THE RAGS HERSELF.
More of the same excuses we've heard before. Claims Becky took he pictures, but admits she (Amber) was still the one who uploaded them. "I NEVER RUINED ANYONE'S BELONGINGS", She really thinks everyone else would be ok with shit like dragging mattresses because their partner freebled all over them. Holy shit fatty wants to be a victim so fucking bad. No kissy bullshit outro for this one.
Now, this shit took way too long, I'm gonna see if we have tequila in the house, see y'all later.
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