Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pippeyyy]

Shamelessly stealing this random compilation of Hamberlynn social media posts from reddit because they made me laugh, and they might make you laugh too.

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eta: newfag question, how the fuck should i format posts with this many images? doing thumbnails looked distracting, but spoilering it doesn't seem any better when you need to scroll a bunch of full-size images when you open it

Man, I really miss her social media thread. So many of these gold posts have been forgotten and that's some bullshit. She is just so retarded and it was nice to have all that retardation in one place.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

At least the trolls buying it are leaving positive reviews and funny comments. But my view is coming from the Cobraverse where weens will one star review bomb wherever he goes and only a few will be positive and humorous. So I'm probably skewed on this.

 

[pick me gorl]

At least the trolls buying it are leaving positive reviews and funny comments.

The only problem is that it might lead to affiliate links or some sort of collab between Hamhock and Torrid as mentioned previously in this thread, which means more money for the beast. Maybe it's optimistic since she is such a controversial figure, but I won't throw it out of the realm of possibility.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Look at this notice me senpai behavior on a fat girl clothing site.

Fucking embarrassing.

Joyless pedant. It’s funny because it’ll make people confused when looking on the Torrid site.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Maybe it's optimistic since she is such a controversial figure, but I won't throw it out of the realm of possibility.

If they did I could imagine a lot of hayduurs would probably start flooding them with bad reviews instead, or calling them to get them to drop her

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

She cant lift her hamhocks to run a brush through her hair... do you think she could lift both to deliberately make a precise bald spot and ruining further the one thing that used to give her vain joy?

Maybe alopecia. I really don’t know, I just hope we get more angles of it.

 

[American Psycho]

Shamelessly stealing this random compilation of Hamberlynn social media posts from reddit because they made me laugh, and they might make you laugh too.

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eta: newfag question, how the fuck should i format posts with this many images? doing thumbnails looked distracting, but spoilering it doesn't seem any better when you need to scroll a bunch of full-size images when you open

These were pretty funny, this is my favorite part <3

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

SHE'S BALD! SHE'S FAT! SHE'S A BUM!

 

[Fee]

I attempted (which I should have known better) to post these on Reddit and they all clutched their pearls and acted like they have principals. I amused myself swapping faces to Amber's

Spoiler: Face swapping fun

 

[Pig Demon]

I attempted (which I should have known better) to post these on Reddit and they all clutched their pearls and acted like they have principals. I amused myself swapping faces to Amber's

Spoiler: Face swapping fun

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What is spilling out her dress I’m so confused

 

[Shrugs]

What is spilling out her dress I’m so confused

Fat.

Hope this helps.

 

[Constellationzero]

What is spilling out her dress I’m so confused

The Elephant's Foot.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

how long amber nose would be if she was pinocchio?

Instead of her nose growing, she gets fatter every time she pathologically lies.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

I assumed the balding was perhaps a hormone thing? Like menopause, or because she didn’t take the hormones she was supposed to post hysterectomy (idk not a doctor)
Or the constant weight of her long hair in a poop bun was straining the follicles to the point that they started to become thin

Either way I’d like to see her in some hilariously bad wigs like Chantal used to wear lmao

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I assumed the balding was perhaps a hormone thing? Like menopause, or because she didn’t take the hormones she was supposed to post hysterectomy (idk not a doctor)
Or the constant weight of her long hair in a poop bun was straining the follicles to the point that they started to become thin

Either way I’d like to see her in some hilariously bad wigs like Chantal used to wear lmao

It’s 1000% hormones, probably with a sprinkle of traction alopecia from wearing her hair in a tight poop bun for weeks on end, and hefty helping of poor hygiene.

 

[killerkungfuwolfbitch]

Hey guys, remember how Amber supposedly had an interview a few months back? Did we miss it being published altogether?

Whatever became of that? Did it ever happen? Was it trashed after the journoscum did a lil' research on our porcopotamus?

Would make for good milk if it conflicts with info that was only recently revealed.

didn’t the interviewer start messaging reaction channels? wouldn’t be surprised if they fell into gorl world

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

The rant about weighing herself in response to being asked her favourite position () has given me the laugh I needed this morning. "IF I WAS 600ELBEES I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO GET UP OFF THE FLOOR AND MY BED IS ON THE FLOOR" yes gorl and you say this without a shred of irony despite the fact if you weren't 600lbs you'd also be able to get in and out of a normal bed!!!

 

[Constellationzero]

Never understood people who say she’s pretty

Spoiler: She IS pretty

Pathetic.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Gorl looks downy adjacent
Never understood people who say she’s pretty
Like bitch where

Usually other fatties or ugos

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Look at this notice me senpai behavior on a fat girl clothing site.

Fucking embarrassing.

Some of the reviews are legitimately funny ... The ones that aren't seeking shoutouts from Jordy or Snowflake.

I believe she had cancer. She's a fat bitch that got a fat bitch cancer and she LOVED IT. She loved it so much she has to constantly relive (and rewrite) it to continue the attention because by the grace of god they removed her rotten Uterus right away and then the attention and pity waned.

She even admits in her most recent Salty crab thing that she sent the bloody bathroom pics to people because they couldn't imagine how bad it was so she has to make sure there's maximum pity. Can't have people thinking she was bleeding LESS than she was.

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Considering how much of a malignant and compulsive liar she is, she's ridiculous for getting mad at people for questioning anything she says. "Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation, if you will.

That said, I'm moving more towards the belief that she had pre-cancerous cells, and she milked it as having actual cancer. Who in their right mind would get surgery for cancer, and then not do any follow up appointments after? We all know that Amber hasn't gone for any checkups ... If she did, she'd broadcast it smugly on the internet, demanding sympathy.