Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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    Votes: 550 15.6%
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  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

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I think that's the first time Amber has ever been truly honest with herself and her audience. She will die a 500+ deathfat everyone hated. I don't even think her mother cares all that much for her. She knows her daughter is on borrowed time and helps her out of guilt.
That's right, and Mamalynns going to experience Amber's exit from this world in much the same way she experienced Amber's entry - wiping her daughter's ass.
 
Fat cunt uploaded (Eric’s voice - no one cares!)

Insufferable
Delusional
Smug
Thick
Stupid
Borderline retard
Blaming everyone and anything apart from herself.
520lb = 235.868 kg = 37 stone
Getting the drug semaglutide mixed up and doesn’t realise it’s just the drug name and not the brand name Ozempic. She really is thick as fuck.
Blabs about not having a goal weight.

She really thinks she is going to last years and years. You really have no idea what is about to hit.
 
Watched th salty crab recap of the livestream(sorry guys I keep mentioning her lmao)
So just in case you guise dont know the full story. Salty Crab uploads a video with the title something along the lines of "Is Amberlynn a narcissist" this video uses clips from Aberlynns member only live stream, Amber raches out to salty crab basically saying I'm gonna strike you, delete the video. Salty crab reuploads the video without the clips just the audio that is edited, and calls her raglynn bleed. Anyways in Salty Crabs most recent video, she says that amber did try to strike the video down, but youtube didn't see any issues, and the video is still up. I guess her "lawyer" is a fucking idiot LMAO
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TLDR: ths bitch isnt gonna lose weight now or never and will die at 500lbs
 
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Fat cunt uploaded (Eric’s voice - no one cares!)

Insufferable
Delusional
Smug
Thick
Stupid
Borderline retard
Blaming everyone and anything apart from herself.
520lb = 235.868 kg = 37 stone
Getting the drug semaglutide mixed up and doesn’t realise it’s just the drug name and not the brand name Ozempic. She really is thick as fuck.
Blabs about not having a goal weight.

She really thinks she is going to last years and years. You really have no idea what is about to hit.
You forgot the part about how she said she has only had about two cups of water in the past 6 months which is actually insane. Like I know she chugs diet soda 24/7 but I guess I was naive to think she was chasing it with water on occasion.

Anyway, I’m gonna need the medical examiner to crack open her kidneys like geodes during her autopsy. I’d like to see what kind of mineral deposits and crystallization can be created from 35 consistent years of Diet Coke as a water replacement.
 
I hate how they're all saying "heirloom wash rags" rn like does that even sound real???

Maybe it makes sense in white trash world.

Let's be realistic here, Becky likely mentioned the pilfered ass rags' origin story in some kind of autistic attempt to exaggerate Amber's douchebaggery here by invoking the idea of sentimental value. I suspect the kernel of truth here is something like they were purchased by one of the fags' mothers for $6 at Target and given to them (among other basic household items) as a housewarming gift. If I'm correct, eternal victim Becky and/or her retard BPD girlfriend adding this bullshit detail as a creative flourish is kind of funny in its own right. Hamberlynn crashed the fags' domicile only to wipe her ass all over their personal property and dispose of it without permission, and not like in a shameful one-time act during a desperate emergency situation but regularly enough to be an actual problem. In whose world is this not disgusting, abnormal, and shockingly pig ignorant enough to rate as top notch gossip on its own? Goddamn Neck, I assure you the nature of the property in question isn't really the point. Lmfao come on you white trash retards, what the fuck is wrong with you?
 
Someone asked about Becky not taking Twonks to the vet when she was shaking in pain and Becky is acting like she has no idea what they’re talking about, but at the same time said that Twinky was fine. Also claimed she just wasn’t “in the right mindset” to obviously see the poor dog in horrible pain while the tards treated themselves to Chili’s
Both her and Amber were guilty of neglecting Twonks that night.
 
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Not these two mongs acting dumb and pretending not to remember/know about Twinkie being at home in pain while their unwashed asses were sat in Chilli's rather than finding the poor dog a vet, a performance ALR herself would be proud of.

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"Uuuuh I only realised she said that like a week ago hyukhyuk" OMFG shut up Dusty you knew fine well unless you think she paid yours and the fridge's rent out of the goodness of her enlarged heart lmao gtfo
 
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Someone asked about Becky not taking Twonks to the vet when she was shaking in pain and Becky is acting like she has no idea what they’re talking about, but at the same time said that Twinky was fine. Also claimed she just wasn’t “in the right mindset” to obviously see the poor dog in horrible pain while the tards treated themselves to Chili’s
Both her and Amber were guilty of neglecting Twonks that night.
It’s Amber’s dog.
Idk. Should Becky have put her foot down and told Amber she was driving her and her dog to an emergency vet, even if it’s hours away? Yes. Is it Becky’s responsibility as not Twinkie’s owner? No. Pretty sure this was when Becky was doped up on benzos too, no?
Let's be realistic here, Becky likely mentioned the pilfered ass rags' origin story in some kind of autistic attempt to exaggerate Amber's douchebaggery here by invoking the idea of sentimental value. I suspect the kernel of truth here is something like they were purchased by one of the fags' mothers for $6 at Target and given to them (among other basic household items) as a housewarming gift. If I'm correct, eternal victim Becky and/or her retard BPD girlfriend adding this bullshit detail as a creative flourish is kind of funny in its own right. Hamberlynn crashed the fags' domicile only to wipe her ass all over their personal property and dispose of it without permission, and not like in a shameful one-time act during a desperate emergency situation but regularly enough to be an actual problem. In whose world is this not disgusting, abnormal, and shockingly pig ignorant enough to rate as top notch gossip on its own? Goddamn Neck, I assure you the nature of the property in question isn't really the point. Lmfao come on you white trash retards, what the fuck is wrong with you?
And for the washcloths I don’t give a shit if they were a Target-purchased housewarming present from mom or hand-embroidered cotton quilted whatever the fucks made by meemaw, they weren’t Amber’s to use.
I feel like the wrong hills are being died on. Maybe it’s just me?

Tell us more about how gross Amber is, fat lesbians! Describe layyyyrrrgggs.
 
Someone asked about Becky not taking Twonks to the vet when she was shaking in pain and Becky is acting like she has no idea what they’re talking about, but at the same time said that Twinky was fine. Also claimed she just wasn’t “in the right mindset” to obviously see the poor dog in horrible pain while the tards treated themselves to Chili’s
Both her and Amber were guilty of neglecting Twonks that night.
I think in the snowflake Q&A, someone asked Becky about that and she said Amber made the whole thing up. I think she said she has zero memory of Twinkie doing that. I am inclined to believe that Twinkie was walking a bit stiff that day and Amber blew it out of proportion for a vlog and to get people to worry.
 
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