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Can’t wait for Cancer to drop their livestream spilling tea.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Can’t wait for Cancer to drop their livestream spilling tea.
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Exactly.
I remember my reaction to her cancer was "Well ... Okay then. She did this to herself."
Honestly, what disgusted me about her whole situation was how quickly she was able to receive treatment. There were so many people in 2020 who had to wait for months to get important cancer screenings, and Amber pretty much got immediate medical attention even though her situation was self-inflicted in more ways than one.
Infuriating.
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Emily is such an attention whore. Her and Amber belong together
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she's starting a whole new series where she just sits on her ass and talks to the camera an- oh wait, thats the same thing she's done for a decade. nEw sErIeS!!
random comment generator is coming back lmao excellent
she came up with stupid fucking names for each 'segment' and gave herself all the asspats for being so clever. this is just a bunch of Q&A bullshit, and her "clearing up the rumors and lies", as if anything she says trustworthy. just one big narcissists prayer basically.
random comment generator is coming back lmao excellent
she came up with stupid fucking names for each 'segment' and gave herself all the asspats for being so clever. this is just a bunch of Q&A bullshit, and her "clearing up the rumors and lies", as if anything she says trustworthy. just one big narcissists prayer basically.
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So Amber is trying to say that Becky claimed that Amber didn't have cancer, which Becky never did.
This gives Amber a reason to rage at Becky the way she wants to rage over the other stuff, but this way Amber thinks she gets to be the victim.
Remember that the cancer diagnosis is what made Michael B Petty and others stop reacting to her, and she loved having that much power.
If she just has a crybaby fit because Becky and Destiny are speaking their minds about her, the audience is rightly going to tell her to gtfo.
Even if she flips out over the washcloth revelation, she was in the wrong to use someone else's property for that and she knows it (or at least she knows everyone else will see it that way.)
If Amber can just convince everyone that Becky is talking about the Totally Real Cancer, then she can be mad out loud. Unfortunately for her we know better.
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Alrighty then, thanks, let's get to it. Ain't that long, so it won't be that bad.
March 25th. We're gonna weigh in today it seems, with some extra questions thrown in.
Q: Would you try semaglutide again?
A: No, but she would try Ozempic.
Q: What is your ideal goal weight?
A: She doesn't have one. Doesn't care about the number on the scale, she just wants to feel better.
Q: Why don't you just go on hiatus and come back with the weight off? (Ah yes, the classic 3-4 year hiatus)
A: "This is my job." Basically says that she needs shekels.
Q: Why did you hide your weight from Beck?
A: Says this is misinfo. (Didn't Beggy know Amber from her Youtube videos? Hard to hide that weight tbh.
Q: You've failed all your weight loss attempts so far. What do you think will be different this time?
A: Nothing. (Holy fuck i almost thought that other post was bullshitting but fuck me I guess) "One thing about me is I've never given up" I see our gorl has a rather curious definion of giving up then. Compares her failures to other people yo-yo dieting. Amber, I don't know if your fat fingers ever touched a yo-yo, but usually they don't ascend past your finger. And no Amber, nothing will ever click for you. You've ate yourself to the point of having your uterus yeeted. (Thank fuck for that honestly.)
Next section is her telling us how she's been doeen. Basically she's been eating without any sort of regulation to heal her mentulz, but intends to change that now that her mentulz have been healed with miraculous concoctions like mayo ramen noodles.
Weigh in of 519.8 lbs. Acoording to my common sense, I'd classify that as fat, would not have sex with. Also I still don't buy these weigh ins, so I would update my personal estimate to 535-560lbs. Also we get the usual water retention/lymph/lip excuses. Wants to set herself goals for the week. Want to only order ubereats 3 times the coming week and wants to drink more water (I can't wait for Hamshit to fail these 2 basic goals). I am actually fucking smacked how any landborne carbon based creature can say they only have phases where they drink water, but I suppose this is how you become a fatty.
Q: Would you try semaglutide again?
A: No, but she would try Ozempic.
Q: What is your ideal goal weight?
A: She doesn't have one. Doesn't care about the number on the scale, she just wants to feel better.
Q: Why don't you just go on hiatus and come back with the weight off? (Ah yes, the classic 3-4 year hiatus)
A: "This is my job." Basically says that she needs shekels.
Q: Why did you hide your weight from Beck?
A: Says this is misinfo. (Didn't Beggy know Amber from her Youtube videos? Hard to hide that weight tbh.
Q: You've failed all your weight loss attempts so far. What do you think will be different this time?
A: Nothing. (Holy fuck i almost thought that other post was bullshitting but fuck me I guess) "One thing about me is I've never given up" I see our gorl has a rather curious definion of giving up then. Compares her failures to other people yo-yo dieting. Amber, I don't know if your fat fingers ever touched a yo-yo, but usually they don't ascend past your finger. And no Amber, nothing will ever click for you. You've ate yourself to the point of having your uterus yeeted. (Thank fuck for that honestly.)
Next section is her telling us how she's been doeen. Basically she's been eating without any sort of regulation to heal her mentulz, but intends to change that now that her mentulz have been healed with miraculous concoctions like mayo ramen noodles.
Weigh in of 519.8 lbs. Acoording to my common sense, I'd classify that as fat, would not have sex with. Also I still don't buy these weigh ins, so I would update my personal estimate to 535-560lbs. Also we get the usual water retention/lymph/lip excuses. Wants to set herself goals for the week. Want to only order ubereats 3 times the coming week and wants to drink more water (I can't wait for Hamshit to fail these 2 basic goals). I am actually fucking smacked how any landborne carbon based creature can say they only have phases where they drink water, but I suppose this is how you become a fatty.
Not much to summarize about this one tbh, fatty rages about NoNecky doubting her cancer story (which she didn't, tards just misinfo'd her and Amber, intellectual rival to protozoa, gobbled it up.), to which she pulls up documents from an app. And apparently Neckless cleared it up before Hamfisted decided to go rageen binge demon on stream. In short, Amber is a fucking retard, gobbled up misinfo, raged like a tard and then likely privated it when it became obvious just how much of a gullible retard she is.
And as i was writing this, OgreLynn uploaded a new video.
Introduces this new format, which starts with some shit called Sweet or Sour where she'll read a randomly picked comment from last week's let's talk (random comment reading? Fucking hell, fatty is reaching deep into her trick pocket for that one ain't she? How long's it been since she's done that?).
Next segment is Sippin Communitea where she will read comments from the Community post.
After that is Lynnterview and I think I'm gonna get a beer real quick. Some things are too insufferable to be sober for. In this segment she answers voice messages from Instagram.
And after that there'll be a segment called Tea or Tale, which is Amber doing RevisionistHistoryLynn where she affirms or rebukes rumors.
Last segment will be Bad Choices where she pulls an uncomfortable question out of a bowl.
You know, reading @Diet Coke 4 Life 's recaps from a couple years ago always made me wonder if drinking that much was necessary, but I already doubt a single beer will be enough for this. Anyway...
Segment 2: Sippin' CommuniTea
Q: Have you considered that your refusal to do inpatient treatment could be linked to a drug addict's refusal to do rehab?
A: No, thinks doing inpatient would be fun (literally first question and already lahhing), but wouldn't do it because it'd be expensive and she has a job, also pets.
Q: Why is it okay for you to make assumptions about ZM's mental health, but when your audience does it it's mental health shaming?
A: Denies ever making assumptions and says it was just her doing what he did when he makes fun of her mentilz.
Q: Have you traveled the world since breaking up with Beck?
A: No, but lists such great places she's travelled to like Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Illinois and smth else but who cares, nowhere that actually matters, Bora Bora is forever locked to you fatty.
Q: What do you expect your life expectancy to be and what will you do with this time?
A: Thinks she will make it to her 50s
or her 60s even if she actually works toward improving her life. Doesn't give a concrete answer as to what she will do (shocker).
Q: How does it feel knowing you've been stuck in a Time Loop for the last decade? When when your watchers have graduated college with Master's, gotten married Etc, the world is evolving around you yet you haven't changed a thing.
A: Misses the point of the question and spouts shite. "I'm just so grateful to be alive" oh yeah you can really tell with how she's constantly miserable and occasionally raging. "I have accomplishments in my life" true, not many can claim to have driven away a death feeder. Is shoo proud of herself for doing stuff like using her own debit card and living alone. You know, I could see this for someone who has clawed their way up from homelessness after they've lost everything. You, cat killer, are an incompetent brat who only changed because you were forced to unlearn your helplessness because you ran out of retarded dykes to rope in. Mentions BeePeeDee and honestly let's just move to the next question.
Q: You know your comment section is public right? Why lie about getting so much support we can all see what people are saying to you Amber?
A: Says she gets support in private.
Q: Bahaa haa you are literally deleting comments I was reading one in the middle of it poof it was gone and it's nowhere to be seen!
A: Denies deleting comments, but mentions YouTube doing it automatically. (Too bad no one asked her about her banned words list.)
Section 3: The Lynnterview
Q: If you didn't have the obstacles that you have in your life, I'm thinking specifically about your weight, or maybe some of the trauma related obstacles, what different twists and turns do you think your life would have taken, um, let's imagine you didn't do YouTube, um, and you didn't have childhood trauma and you didn't have, um, your weight standing in your way where would you see yourself now?
A: In LA. (Maybe then she'd pick up a drug habit and actually do something interesting for once.) Doesn't know what she'd do for a job. THinks she would be thriving.
Q: Okay, so, um, you know how there's the butterfly effect theory of how, like, one insignificant moment in your life should could change the course of the rest of your life, do you know or can you pinpoint like what significant or insignificant moment or event happened in your life that, if you could, you would go back and change and maybe speculate how it could have changed the course of the rest of your life?
A: SA? When was fatty molested? Something surely messed with her brain, probably getting ropped on her head too often. Sounds like BS tbh.
Q: Hi, thank you so much for accepting my request, I just wanted to ask you if you could talk to yourself 10 years ago what would you say, what advice would you give, and also if you could see yourself 10 years in the future where would you like to be, um, and and how do you see yourself? again thank you so much!
A: Would tell herself to lose weight cuz she's gonna get cancer (and you know she still wouldn't do it). Would tell younger fatso about BeePeeDee and not to share everything on youtube. As for the future she hopes her health improves, but says she can't even see herself in her 40s (lol). Hopes she will be married.
Q: Do you think you'll ever do ASMR again? I'm not going to lie your old, uh, ASMR videos especially the like candy Bowl ring one has been a guilty pleasure of mine for like the past week, uh, sorry if this had to be weight related that's just been living rent free in my brain.
A: Says se will probably never make a dedicated ASMR video ever again.
Part 4: Tea or Tale
1: You cannot be diagnosed with BPD by a psychologist, let alone one that doesn't specialize in BPD.
Says Tale.
2: Amberlynn lied about when she posted her ER pictures to Snapchat.
Tale.
3: Amber uses a filter when livestreaming from her laptop.
Tale. Says she's too much of a retard to use a filter on livestream.
Part 5: Bad Choices
Thinks this series will last long enough for her to have gone through all of these questions.
Q: Have you ever told a friend they were being cheated on?
A: She doesn't think so.
Q: In the last 30 days have you sent or received a sext message?
A: No.
Q: Could you go a month without masturbating?
A: No. (Bitch would need a pussy scratch post to actually get stimulated.)
Q: Have you ever apologized after sex?
A: Says probably yeah (but that would require you to have had sex)
Q: Have you ever had a sexual partner that turned out to be gay?
A: Question is redundant. We know she never had sex.
And it's finally fucking over.
Next segment is Sippin Communitea where she will read comments from the Community post.
After that is Lynnterview and I think I'm gonna get a beer real quick. Some things are too insufferable to be sober for. In this segment she answers voice messages from Instagram.
And after that there'll be a segment called Tea or Tale, which is Amber doing RevisionistHistoryLynn where she affirms or rebukes rumors.
Last segment will be Bad Choices where she pulls an uncomfortable question out of a bowl.
You know, reading @Diet Coke 4 Life 's recaps from a couple years ago always made me wonder if drinking that much was necessary, but I already doubt a single beer will be enough for this. Anyway...
Segment 2: Sippin' CommuniTea
Q: Have you considered that your refusal to do inpatient treatment could be linked to a drug addict's refusal to do rehab?
A: No, thinks doing inpatient would be fun (literally first question and already lahhing), but wouldn't do it because it'd be expensive and she has a job, also pets.
Q: Why is it okay for you to make assumptions about ZM's mental health, but when your audience does it it's mental health shaming?
A: Denies ever making assumptions and says it was just her doing what he did when he makes fun of her mentilz.
Q: Have you traveled the world since breaking up with Beck?
A: No, but lists such great places she's travelled to like Oklahoma, Wisconsin, Illinois and smth else but who cares, nowhere that actually matters, Bora Bora is forever locked to you fatty.
Q: What do you expect your life expectancy to be and what will you do with this time?
A: Thinks she will make it to her 50s
or her 60s even if she actually works toward improving her life. Doesn't give a concrete answer as to what she will do (shocker).Q: How does it feel knowing you've been stuck in a Time Loop for the last decade? When when your watchers have graduated college with Master's, gotten married Etc, the world is evolving around you yet you haven't changed a thing.
A: Misses the point of the question and spouts shite. "I'm just so grateful to be alive" oh yeah you can really tell with how she's constantly miserable and occasionally raging. "I have accomplishments in my life" true, not many can claim to have driven away a death feeder. Is shoo proud of herself for doing stuff like using her own debit card and living alone. You know, I could see this for someone who has clawed their way up from homelessness after they've lost everything. You, cat killer, are an incompetent brat who only changed because you were forced to unlearn your helplessness because you ran out of retarded dykes to rope in. Mentions BeePeeDee and honestly let's just move to the next question.
Q: You know your comment section is public right? Why lie about getting so much support we can all see what people are saying to you Amber?
A: Says she gets support in private.
Q: Bahaa haa you are literally deleting comments I was reading one in the middle of it poof it was gone and it's nowhere to be seen!
A: Denies deleting comments, but mentions YouTube doing it automatically. (Too bad no one asked her about her banned words list.)
Section 3: The Lynnterview
Q: If you didn't have the obstacles that you have in your life, I'm thinking specifically about your weight, or maybe some of the trauma related obstacles, what different twists and turns do you think your life would have taken, um, let's imagine you didn't do YouTube, um, and you didn't have childhood trauma and you didn't have, um, your weight standing in your way where would you see yourself now?
A: In LA. (Maybe then she'd pick up a drug habit and actually do something interesting for once.) Doesn't know what she'd do for a job. THinks she would be thriving.
Q: Okay, so, um, you know how there's the butterfly effect theory of how, like, one insignificant moment in your life should could change the course of the rest of your life, do you know or can you pinpoint like what significant or insignificant moment or event happened in your life that, if you could, you would go back and change and maybe speculate how it could have changed the course of the rest of your life?
A: SA? When was fatty molested? Something surely messed with her brain, probably getting ropped on her head too often. Sounds like BS tbh.
Q: Hi, thank you so much for accepting my request, I just wanted to ask you if you could talk to yourself 10 years ago what would you say, what advice would you give, and also if you could see yourself 10 years in the future where would you like to be, um, and and how do you see yourself? again thank you so much!
A: Would tell herself to lose weight cuz she's gonna get cancer (and you know she still wouldn't do it). Would tell younger fatso about BeePeeDee and not to share everything on youtube. As for the future she hopes her health improves, but says she can't even see herself in her 40s (lol). Hopes she will be married.
Q: Do you think you'll ever do ASMR again? I'm not going to lie your old, uh, ASMR videos especially the like candy Bowl ring one has been a guilty pleasure of mine for like the past week, uh, sorry if this had to be weight related that's just been living rent free in my brain.
A: Says se will probably never make a dedicated ASMR video ever again.
Part 4: Tea or Tale
1: You cannot be diagnosed with BPD by a psychologist, let alone one that doesn't specialize in BPD.
Says Tale.
2: Amberlynn lied about when she posted her ER pictures to Snapchat.
Tale.
3: Amber uses a filter when livestreaming from her laptop.
Tale. Says she's too much of a retard to use a filter on livestream.
Part 5: Bad Choices
Thinks this series will last long enough for her to have gone through all of these questions.
Q: Have you ever told a friend they were being cheated on?
A: She doesn't think so.
Q: In the last 30 days have you sent or received a sext message?
A: No.
Q: Could you go a month without masturbating?
A: No. (Bitch would need a pussy scratch post to actually get stimulated.)
Q: Have you ever apologized after sex?
A: Says probably yeah (but that would require you to have had sex)
Q: Have you ever had a sexual partner that turned out to be gay?
A: Question is redundant. We know she never had sex.
And it's finally fucking over.
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Saw this on Reddit I'm pretty sure that's a person trying to escape from fat prison!
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Whoooo, y'all have some fantastic tolerance for bullshit (or my alcohol tolerance is far too high thank you, 20+ years of military service. What a bunch of dogshit that latest video was. Would've taken me a solid half bottle of muscat to make it through that.
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This image has been debunked many times. It's a pocket.
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Someone's manic lol this series will last as long as her Jenny Craig diet.
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I totally forgot she did jenny Craig. Do we have a full list of every diet or product shes used to try and lose weight? I feel like it would be funny and kinda insane ot have a full list just straight in front of us. Even more so if some maniac added a timeline of every time she claimed she was re-trying them
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When was ALR ever molested by a cousin? Wasn't the attention from your father's friends enough?!
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When she was 6. No it was 8. I mean 12. Oh wait that's just when she told her mom because she was having a melt down that the cousin was coming over. I mean the cousin lived with them. But Amber didn't at 12...
The father's friends assaulted her, I mean harassed her, well she was scared - which to her is assault - when she was an older teenager. They would touch her leg and her hair but no they never touched her just scared her.
Wait no actually it was always just the cousin she just said dad's friends because she lied for her.
And they had beards which is big scary because snowflake has a beard and looked at her butt so that means bad man. Except Jordy whom she thinks is cute with a beard. And Eric whom she had a crush on.
Even if she could keep the story consistent the biggest tell for me is every breakup, every fall, every mean DM, is "the worst thing to ever happen to me".
I can't stand when she uses trauma induced memory loss to explain away her inconsistencies. Yes, children can get the details "wrong". As an adult maybe you forget exactly what age you were. I've known an adult with brain damage due to the incident that might tell you it was aliens. You don't forget who it was. You don't make up vague shit on the fly because it sounds plausible.
Amber likes to say "you're telling a 12 year old girl she's lying!" No, I'm telling a middle aged, smelly, butter golem she's lying to the internet for pity points.
her new “let’s talk” video is fucking killing me she really thinks she is going to be this lifestyle mini-celebrity vlogger lmao
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Can someone explain the shade here? I am severely retarded, thanks
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Oh yeah I keep forgetting to write this cuz I just get temporary brain fog from having to listen to her when summarizing her videos, but I do really enjoy when our wombless warthog rages about her cancer, partially for the same reason I enjoy reading her shitty self fics so much: It really lets you speculate just what's happening in that underoxygenated cranium.
As with everything, our gorl's understanding of cancer is limited, laughably so. Now, I know those fics were written ages ago by this point, but in one of them, the main character (who is quite obviously a self-insert for her) comments, regarding her mother's cancer "I don't know much about cancer, but I knew you could die from it." or something to that effect. But let's be real, if our gorl was capable of intellectual development and growth, we wouldn't be at 4000+ pages, she wouldn't be 500+ lbs and we wouldn't laugh at her abusing a sink with her fetid crack.
Anyway, so I'm assuming when our gorl got the news from the doctor's she still had that same simplistic understanding. No greater insight into just how bad it gets, no knowledge of how some think they beat cancer only to go into remission a few years later. I imagine that when she got the diagnosis, the rusted over gears in her head were in danger of disintegrating, working overtime just to churn out a reaction that equates to "cansurr baed" and then a shitton of hysterics. And then of course turning to the camera wanting sympathy asspats.
And, you know, quantifying subjective experiences is kind of missing the point "Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion, a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size." (Mark Twain I believe), but objectively, Hamfuck had a rather uncomplicated run of cancer, freebleeding over the gaycare nonwithstanding. It got identified rather quickly after she did go to the hospital, had a surgery scheduled miraculously soon, especially during a time where many had to wait, exeunt one uterus, and that was most of it. No repeated tests, no complications during treatment, no exhaustive treatments like chemo. On that note, could you imagine the endless wailing we would've had to endure if her precious (thinning) hair became a casualty of her cancer treatment? Though ngl BaldLynn would have been funny as fuck.
Anyone possessing even an ounce of humility and grace would know to thank whom- or whatever they worship and then move on with their life. But not Hamber, as far as she understood, she just beat sooper eebul cansur. Like someone who indeed never really knew how bad things could be, she gleefully hams this shit up. And she believed her own bullshit too. This was gonna be her ultimate moment. The cancer was her chrysalis, and her survival was to be her emerging from her coccoon as GodEmpressCancerSurvivorMoralCompassIconLynn and she was gonna proudly show the haydurs just how powerful she was. In her mind, she just beat the hardest battle anyone in the history of man could ever fight. She was, for once in her life, genuinely glad and and proud of something, and she couldn't wait for everyone to kneel before her.
Except then metaphorically she got socked in the fucking jaw. Many people didn't buy that shit at first, and those that did downplayed her, in her mind, heroic tale of bravery and survival. She didn't understand than many of those, us on the farms included, had our own experiences or close calls with cancer or other diseases, be it our own or that of a relative or friend. She would never understand, because that would mean she needed to relate to someone else. It's just as she so brattily exclaimed in that rage stream, cancer was the only thing she, retard clout speaking, had going for her. So the fact that we can just "so what?" it aside sends her into a white hot rage. It's why she's so desperate to defend her cancer. It's likely one of the only times she really thinks she's accomplished something in the endless string of failures she calls a life.
Oh also, I know she also tried hamming it up with how she could never be a mother, between her hormones being a raging inferno, constant infections, being a deathfat, probably not being able to afford or even be viable for treatments like IVF, there was never a chance of her becoming a mother anyway. And honestly thank fuck for that. I don't want to imagine the sheer narc abuse a child that crawled out of her greasy cunt would have suffered with Amber as a mother.
Sorry for this long af post.
Amber is fat and the fact she had and survived cancer has no bearing on the fact that I would not have sex with her.
As with everything, our gorl's understanding of cancer is limited, laughably so. Now, I know those fics were written ages ago by this point, but in one of them, the main character (who is quite obviously a self-insert for her) comments, regarding her mother's cancer "I don't know much about cancer, but I knew you could die from it." or something to that effect. But let's be real, if our gorl was capable of intellectual development and growth, we wouldn't be at 4000+ pages, she wouldn't be 500+ lbs and we wouldn't laugh at her abusing a sink with her fetid crack.
Anyway, so I'm assuming when our gorl got the news from the doctor's she still had that same simplistic understanding. No greater insight into just how bad it gets, no knowledge of how some think they beat cancer only to go into remission a few years later. I imagine that when she got the diagnosis, the rusted over gears in her head were in danger of disintegrating, working overtime just to churn out a reaction that equates to "cansurr baed" and then a shitton of hysterics. And then of course turning to the camera wanting sympathy asspats.
And, you know, quantifying subjective experiences is kind of missing the point "Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion, a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size." (Mark Twain I believe), but objectively, Hamfuck had a rather uncomplicated run of cancer, freebleeding over the gaycare nonwithstanding. It got identified rather quickly after she did go to the hospital, had a surgery scheduled miraculously soon, especially during a time where many had to wait, exeunt one uterus, and that was most of it. No repeated tests, no complications during treatment, no exhaustive treatments like chemo. On that note, could you imagine the endless wailing we would've had to endure if her precious (thinning) hair became a casualty of her cancer treatment? Though ngl BaldLynn would have been funny as fuck.
Anyone possessing even an ounce of humility and grace would know to thank whom- or whatever they worship and then move on with their life. But not Hamber, as far as she understood, she just beat sooper eebul cansur. Like someone who indeed never really knew how bad things could be, she gleefully hams this shit up. And she believed her own bullshit too. This was gonna be her ultimate moment. The cancer was her chrysalis, and her survival was to be her emerging from her coccoon as GodEmpressCancerSurvivorMoralCompassIconLynn and she was gonna proudly show the haydurs just how powerful she was. In her mind, she just beat the hardest battle anyone in the history of man could ever fight. She was, for once in her life, genuinely glad and and proud of something, and she couldn't wait for everyone to kneel before her.
Except then metaphorically she got socked in the fucking jaw. Many people didn't buy that shit at first, and those that did downplayed her, in her mind, heroic tale of bravery and survival. She didn't understand than many of those, us on the farms included, had our own experiences or close calls with cancer or other diseases, be it our own or that of a relative or friend. She would never understand, because that would mean she needed to relate to someone else. It's just as she so brattily exclaimed in that rage stream, cancer was the only thing she, retard clout speaking, had going for her. So the fact that we can just "so what?" it aside sends her into a white hot rage. It's why she's so desperate to defend her cancer. It's likely one of the only times she really thinks she's accomplished something in the endless string of failures she calls a life.
Oh also, I know she also tried hamming it up with how she could never be a mother, between her hormones being a raging inferno, constant infections, being a deathfat, probably not being able to afford or even be viable for treatments like IVF, there was never a chance of her becoming a mother anyway. And honestly thank fuck for that. I don't want to imagine the sheer narc abuse a child that crawled out of her greasy cunt would have suffered with Amber as a mother.
Sorry for this long af post.
Amber is fat and the fact she had and survived cancer has no bearing on the fact that I would not have sex with her.
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How is this lady 700 pounds and Big Al says she's in the lower 500s?
I do not see her as 200 pounds less I think they are pretty similar.
I found an old photo on the farms. I didn't realize shelf butt was not exclusively a Scamber thing.
I do not see her as 200 pounds less I think they are pretty similar.
I found an old photo on the farms. I didn't realize shelf butt was not exclusively a Scamber thing.
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- Jul 30, 2021
Looking at the photo of her standing next to the light switch she looks pretty tall, and that contributes to her weighting 200elbees more than Amber despite looking similarly shaped.