Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Do you think her mom knows how Amber makes money? Surely the mom has seen her youtube channel and she accepts this lifestyle.
Of course her mom knows, how else would amber be getting her money? It's either being a lol cow on the youtubes or selling pictures of her fat folds to men on some sketchy website. The only actual job I can imagine her doing at this size is some call center job, but her lack of resilience and overall laziness would make her quit in about a week
 
I said during a meltdown. Ffs clearly it’s not like that all the time. People definitely experience this. Just cuz you (one of the many many people who somehow have this rare disorder) don’t doesn’t mean people don’t.
5.4 million people in the US alone have it diagnosed, not counting undiagnosed individuals, and it’s more common than schizophrenia, moron.
 
All this money talk reminds me of one thing that Amber has been successful when it comes to being a lol cow — getting paid.

She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.

Just compare her to the other cows that she cohabitates with (ie foodie) and Amber blows them out of the water when you take in consideration how much work she’s done to the money she’s made. Amber has not (yet) resorted to such ridiculous means (Kuweight???) in order to garner attention/income. (well no more ridiculous than being a death fat.)

Of course Amber’s mom knows about the money. Even if it wasn’t in her white trash genes to sniff out any source of potential drug income, Methmomma would know solely because Amber has managed to stay so fat for so long by just talking into her magical machine.

That’s what Amber has and though I, a relatively sane person, am not envious of her lifestyle, I could see how people could and would be jealous.

Some even should (that is, creators that actually try.)
 
She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.
That’s what happens when your lolcow. There has been a few times king cobra has asked people to stop sending him bottles of alcohol because he simply didn’t have the room for it in his apartment. They are bottom feeders and they have found a way to monotize it like you said.

It’s not just food addiction for amber tho. She’s like a fucking wendigo or energy vampire. She is feeding off the drama and pain and chaos off everyone around her and through the screens. She finds joy in reading these threads and infiltrating facebook groups.
 
Not watching all that. Can someone fill me in on the supposed suing
Mamalynn was joking. "I'm suing you". "Because you film me without me knowing and you send it to somebody".

It's around the 31:40 mark.

I'm not sure the filming in question was related to what she was talking about right before that, but it was mamalynn talking about a childhood story where Amber had taken a thanksgiving turkey out of the fridge and said she was "babysitting the big chicken".

Apparently they had taken photos of each other and filmed each other with stupid snapchat filters all evening at the bingo, and one of them was mamalynn telling that story to one of Amber's alleged friends at bingo.
 
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Haven’t caught up, so this might have been said already, but she has the same level of copium LARP that Ethel Cain has in terms of wanting to be a sexual abuse victim. She sees it as a huge flex as someone that was fat, smelly, and annoying at the age where ‘lucky’ kids (that made me want to punch drywall) were getting molested and shown that they were ‘attractive’ by older kids or adults that ‘just couldn’t control themselves guise’. She has the idea in her fat brain that she wasn’t sexy enough to be one of the quirky, sought after minors, so she pretends to be sixteen and acts like a perpetual victim when anyone DOES sexualize her.

You also have to remember that "Ethel" is a pornsick moid who is not jealous of sexual assault but is romanticizing little girls getting raped.
He is on another level, and even if amber is a bit fucking weird she's no deranged scrote pretending to be a even more deranged woman.
Amber I can kinda see where she's coming from (assuming youre right in your analysis) with her upbringing even if I think shes retarded. but thats completely different from a man making a career on a made up a tragic back story to justify his pedophilia and misogyny.

And i know the whole BPD discussion is done to death but I was just surprised over it being bipolar and not borderline.
guessing she's a type 2 I never got any hypomania or severe depression from her. I dont really care which one it is but must be one of the mildest bipolar I've ever seen lol. Bet shes one of those "bipolar tendencies" girlies
 
You also have to remember that "Ethel" is a pornsick moid who is not jealous of sexual assault but is romanticizing little girls getting raped.
He is on another level, and even if amber is a bit fucking weird she's no deranged scrote pretending to be a even more deranged woman.

fyi a lot of us come here just to laugh at Amber and her deformed body, not for autistic takes on trans people from someone named "terfatron"
 
I’m guessing she's a type 2 I never got any hypomania or severe depression from her. I dont really care which one it is but must be one of the mildest bipolar I've ever seen lol. Bet shes one of those "bipolar tendencies" girlies
Oh you didn’t know? Her totally real psychologist diagnosed her as having “bipolar 1.5” years ago
 
Eating on camera, showing off her deformed body with that clothing haul, pretending she bathes... SOMEone is desperate to hook a caretaker.
She would have better luck finding someone in New York or California.

Lots of lesbians and weirdos in those states who wouldn't find lifting folds to clean shit.
 
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All this money talk reminds me of one thing that Amber has been successful when it comes to being a lol cow — getting paid.

She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.

Just compare her to the other cows that she cohabitates with (ie foodie) and Amber blows them out of the water when you take in consideration how much work she’s done to the money she’s made. Amber has not (yet) resorted to such ridiculous means (Kuweight???) in order to garner attention/income. (well no more ridiculous than being a death fat.)

Of course Amber’s mom knows about the money. Even if it wasn’t in her white trash genes to sniff out any source of potential drug income, Methmomma would know solely because Amber has managed to stay so fat for so long by just talking into her magical machine.

That’s what Amber has and though I, a relatively sane person, am not envious of her lifestyle, I could see how people could and would be jealous.

Some even should (that is, creators that actually try.)
It’s the only thing she’s ever succeeded at other than turning herself into a gelatinous mass. It’s surprising she’s never resorted to doing explicitly nsfw feeder content, she’d probably triple her money immediately and then blow it all on more garbage instead of investing it in anything that matters
 
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