Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Who is holding the leash in this picture from her recent video? I don't think this is the proper choke collar for a 600 pound retard.
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ETA: "how to write off a can of water on your taxes at 600 pounds, colorized". Be warned this clip is boring.


amazing example of her greasy, unwashed hair here.
 
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It's All So Tiresome said:
Who is holding the leash in this picture from her recent video? I don't think this is the proper choke collar for a 600 pound retard.
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ETA: "how to write off a can of water on your taxes at 600 pounds, colorized". Be warned this clip is boring.
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amazing example of her greasy, unwashed hair here.
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It’s not a leash.

Clearly a strap from a purse.

Kinda hitting the bottom of the barrel there aren’t ya?
 
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Calories said:

this is a huge change, starting an SSRI, & cook with me | weekly vlog ep. 10​

26.05.2025


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Alright, thanks, time to get to this one then. Though. considering most of the posts on the last page were discussing her unfortunate choice of choker and purse chain, I'm not expecting anything all too interesting in this one.

Opening to her explaining that she's tired and has been cryeeen. Rejoice everyone, fatty was able to get an earlier appointment since something freed up. Is actually nervous now because of the elevated d-dimer. Justifies her fear by talking about that series of diagnoses from years ago where she honest to god tried to make us believe she had a collapsed lung. Also wants to check for diabetes again.

Couple days later, we are at the vet. Wahh wahhing more about suffering in silence and shows a clip of her talking about having a mental breakdown at the doctor and how she's been prescribed an SSRI. This next segment is literally just her using her own video for filler. Back to the vet, she says that her doctor said the eleveated d-dimer could be due to her recent bout of cellulitis or covid. Blabbing on about how she's sho scared to take medicineand why she's braving through it. Also says she ordered a pill organizer.

Next shot is her cooking. Chopped up some onions, and is gonna cook it in a oan with lean beef, olive oil & garlic spaghetti sauce, French style green beans, and minced garlic. Seasons it and then we get boring shite of her talking about pots and pans and her putting away leftovers. Next she tries out some drink with, count it, 9 fiber before she eats her meal.

Next day, we hear talking about her medicine and what she's taking each one for. And what plans to take each with today. Also some "sho proud of me" talk.

Next day, she says she didn't film a video yesterday cuz her meds made her tired. We then get a brief shot of bingo before we're back home, where Amber declares she needs to check something out. Apparently the streets outside are "flooded" it's been hailing in big chunks.

We are in the closet and yes, the camera is indeed angled away from the washcloth cubby. She's not felt tired today, so it's probably just been a fluke yesterday. Also more mentulz talk.

Next day, her is done in something shit. Says how she's sho sad for Justin Bieber and his struggle with addiction. Anyway, time for the weekly Amazon haul: Vitamin D, pill organizer. A 30oz water container with built in straw, mesh shirt, seal tight glass bowl, two new perfumes.

No LEGO update, but it is now Tarot Time:

Spritual Bath (I assume because she doesn't take real ones)
Love
Freedom
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Gives us her interpretation and it's over. No kissy outro, bye.
Man, what a big fucking pile of nothing. Just mostly her talking about my anxietyyy my addiction my meds.

Also seems that earlier today Amber had a little stream that was open to everyone? May as well do that now...
I got no idea how to archive a livestream, so I'm just gonna get this done.

Opening to her saying "I'm not trolleeen". She then weirdly baby talks to Wasabi off-screen and then realizes she's not in member's only mode. Apparently her internet is messing up so she has to keep restarting her livestream. Then asks the chat how to gift memberships. Then just giggles dumbly and it's pretty much just a repeat of those things. Googles how to gift memberships. Apparently she doesn't have the option to, or maybe she just forgot to enable it. Threatens me with doing a public livestream (legit guys, I don't know if I'd have the time to spare to do one of those recaps right now). And then it's over.
Lol, just turns out this professional 10y+ YouTuber just forgot to hit the member's only option when starting the stream. This one is pm just her blubbering "Omg I shouldnt be here, does anyone know how to gift memberships?"

Doing these legitimately made me drowsy holy fuck.
 
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It's All So Tiresome said:
ETA: "how to write off a can of water on your taxes at 600 pounds, colorized".
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Talking about taxes, Karina Kaboom talks about her writing off things a lot, is Hamber actually committing tax fraud? Would be hilarious to have the IRS investigating her, somebody should give them a tip. Nothing better for weight loss than spending some time in prison ... who am I kidding, she would likely gain weight even in prison.
 
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PanLake007 said:
Talking about taxes, Karina Kaboom talks about her writing off things a lot, is Hamber actually committing tax fraud? Would be hilarious to have the IRS investigating her, somebody should give them a tip. Nothing better for weight loss than spending some time in prison ... who am I kidding, she would likely gain weight even in prison.
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Apparently, she does her taxes once a year, so she pays extra. Idk what she could even write off on taxes, considering her content is a whole load of nothing.
 
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Apparently, she does her taxes once a year, so she pays extra. Idk what she could even write off on taxes, considering her content is a whole load of nothing.
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When it comes to taxes, Im sure Hamber just saves her receipts than pays someone to do that for her.

I don’t see her being smart enough to actually figure out how to submit taxes and if anything, that’s probably smart of her to recognize this limitation.

Amber’s longest relationship that’s not food related is probably with the person at H&R Block that does her taxes each year (assuming it the same person/place.)
 
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i find it hilarious that big Al has had frequent access to the closest thing to a magic pill for obesity since weight loss surgery, and the fat fuck managed to screw that up multiple times, too.

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Isn't that her Emily face. I really think they never broke up and all the blatant feeder content and at least 50lb weight gain is for her still.
 
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