Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AmberNastyFeet]

View attachment 259055 "Ummmm, my favorite poem is all of them! I love poems."

She read Romeo and Juliet in high school and saw the movie, and that is the extent of her love of of Shakespeare.

Amber is someone who reads teen novels, does activity books meant for children, and colors in her spare time. I doubt she has read any real poetry or literature since high school.

 

[Eggplant]

The beginning:

Trying different diets and failing at all of them:

Going vegan:

One of her "healthy"mukbangs:

Confessing everything she's lied about:

Is it me or did she fucking inflate?

 

[haygurlhay]

Amber wants to "help" Destiny and Dana with their YouTube channel but is unsure if she'll give them a shout out lol Oh, Amber.

 

[chickenlover55]

I don't think she is telling the truth about helping Destiny, lol. Anybody agree? I think Amber might be trolling that out of being nervous for the tea that's going to pour out on Destiny's channel. Does anybody know if the name s out yet?

 

[Guest]

Is it me or did she fucking inflate?

This is so sad. Amber what have you done to your body sweetie. Get some help.

 

[Ambaby]

I think she deleted the question where she says her favorite writers are Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson.

View attachment 259055 "Ummmm, my favorite poem is all of them! I love poems."

She read Romeo and Juliet in high school and saw the movie, and that is the extent of her love of of Shakespeare.

At least she can tell us who her favorite poet is:

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/amber-reid.23570/page-203

If you are new/haven't read this, scroll down to Oh Hamburgers' news and watch the witty banter ensue.

 

[kekk]

For those debating the "how does she wipe herself" conundrum, I'm thinking she waffle stomps.

As in, during her rare showers, she shits in the shower and uses her hoof to stomp the crap through the drain. She "cleans off" with the running water.

I've read that this is something some morbidly obese people do, if they have no other way to shit

jfc are you for real
how does it not clog the drain?!!

 

[citytrucks]

I think she deleted the question where she says her favorite writers are Shakespeare and Emily Dickinson.

View attachment 259055 "Ummmm, my favorite poem is all of them! I love poems."

She read Romeo and Juliet in high school and saw the movie, and that is the extent of her love of of Shakespeare.

She didn't delete it, it's still there. I think it's hilarious how the last time someone asked who her favorite poet was she said herself. Someone in this thread said she couldnt even name an author and gave Emily Dickinson as an example. Curious how she decided to name her in her ask.fm....

And, while there is a lot of good poetry out there, I feel like someone who reads a lot of poetry should have one above the others that they really love. That was a cop out answer. She couldnt even give a single example of a poem she likes.

 

[QueenOfModerationSlay]

I saw on AL's ask.fm something relating to Cara, Destiny's sister I believe?? Does anyone have screenshots or links to Cara/Clara/Chink saying shit about AL lol

 

[C3PBRO]

View attachment 259055 "Ummmm, my favorite poem is all of them! I love poems."

She read Romeo and Juliet in high school and saw the movie, and that is the extent of her love of of Shakespeare.

LMAO reminds me of when Palin was asked what newspaper she reads and said "all of them." If you're gonna pretend to know anything about something, come to grips with the basics. If big AL spent half of the time and energy she expends professing to be talented/passionate about poetry and actually read/practiced instead, she might know the names of more than two authors. And big AL, "I Could Pee On This" is not considered sophisticated literature.

 

[angelicbitch]

I saw on AL's ask.fm something relating to Cara, Destiny's sister I believe?? Does anyone have screenshots or links to Cara/Clara/Chink saying shit about AL lol

 

[Derpaherp]

Hmmm. Pretty stoked for destiny getting a channel... hoping for more gems like this

 

[JayBlue]

I wonder how fast Dustin's channel is going to grow at first. AL almost has 40k subs now--I don't know how.

 

[haygurlhay]

I wonder how fast Dustin's channel is going to grow at first. AL almost has 40k subs now--I don't know how.

Amy Slaton has over 87,000. People love a big, fat trainwreck.

 

[kekk]

I wonder how fast Dustin's channel is going to grow at first. AL almost has 40k subs now--I don't know how.

i think it's gonna grow quickly, especially if they upload regularly. AL's subscribers are most likely gonna watch destiny, and they reached 1k likes on that instagram post pretty quickly. plus AL never uploads/"works"
actually looking forward to destiny's channel tbh


also, hi everyone i registered lol <3

 

[Clown Baby]

Amber Lynn got cucked by an autist who beats cats, she's a dumb cunt shes an ugly rat, she won't get a job her undercarriage is rank, that moochin' ass tard is built like a tank

AHAHA Sweet al poetry on page 204, thanks for linking the poetry saga @Ambaby

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I thought the roommate was late on her final rent and then they met up with her in a parking lot to get the rest... I believe she even paid them for a month that she wasn't even living there, it was in an older video, if I come across it I'll post it here

... anyway, they were the one's who gypped their room mate, making her pay half the rent when the two of them lived there because she had one room and they had one room. AL should've paid extra rent for taking up the most space and never leaving the apartment.

And so much for that Mon/Wed. uploading schedule. She should stop speaking her goals aloud because when she does she never follows through.

No Amber, you're not running errands, you don't drive, you're making other people run them for you. You're tagging along, making your responsibilities someone else's ya POS.

 

[walshtree]

At least we can all laugh if Destiny and Dana upload more often than her while managing a full time job and actually taking care of their animals.

 

[KicDaKitty]

I have never seen someone lie so blatantly and the funny thing is when she gets caught lying she just lies again to cover the first lie up. Last week she couldn't keep to the upload schedule (the fucking schedule she made herself) because of YouTube, now it's because she doesn't have wifi. Nothing is ever her fault, and when she gets caught she doesn't even flinch, she just keeps piling the lies up to cover for the last one she told. There is a reason none of her own family want anything to do with her, she needs professional help.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't think she know's what journalism is. I think she must think it's writing in a journal or something.

And yet another lie...a few videos back she said she hurt her back carrying buckets of kitty litter. (The yellow tidy cats buckets are 28lbs), so maybe she can lift a little more than 20lbs, but certainly not easily and without hurting herself.