🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Constellationzero]

Is there a nude version somewhere?

Actually, I'm not joking. This is desperation.

I already can't unsee her super MORBIDLY OBESE, PEDOPHILE, SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY looking dad trying to be sexy for the 'gram while only being traction inducing cringe.

 

[Thumb Butler]

If she wants real coins she needs to wipe on air. This is sooo boring.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Her lack of eyebrows always disturbs me.

 

[Baguette]

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

 

[often puzzled]

That bingo place looks unbelievably depressing. Her life looks incredibly depressing (and very, very fat).

 

[Flan Pwincess]

New short from our gorl

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She's fat.

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The eating at work-parody makes a lot of sense now.
So this past month-- on top of binging food-- Amber's been binging the 'asmr' 'restocking' 'my life in a day' bullshit content that all those beige aesthetic girliy-pops do for a living on Tiktok (she'll be posting fridge restocking video soon I presume?).

All she's missing is a sweater large enough to cover up her trotters up to her dainty fingers so she can aesthetically tap on cans. I imagine she told mama-lynn to keep her mouth shut every time she hits record lest the white noise be ruined by her mother enjoying herself at fucking bingo.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Is there a nude version somewhere?

Actually, I'm not joking. This is desperation.

animesuckscopeandsneed get out of here

New short from our gorl

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I guess black isn't really that slimming after all

 

[General Woundwort]

Watching her brush her hair is almost painful. You're supposed to start at the ends and go up in sections exactly so you don't end up ripping your brush through like that. No wonder it's so broken and ratty.

 

[McBoogerBall]

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Holy hell she looks absolutely massive, no wonder there hasn’t been any below the tits content after two months, she’s been eating for a family of 10 for the time being. She has some serious ankle balls to be posting at the angle she is after gaining all that weight. Also, I don’t know who she has trimming the ends of her hair, but they need to be fired. Mamalynn needs to put down the shears because the ends of Fat Amber’s hair are in 10 different zip codes.
Edit: grammar is hard

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Holy shit gorls, we're definitely past 600 elbeez now. The chins have overtaken the naaayk once again.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Holy shit gorls, we're definitely past 600 elbeez now. The chins have overtaken the naaayk once again.

She came back early from her break so she could buy more doordash and fatten up for Emily

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Either way, she's trying to impress someone, even if it's just herself she's lying to to feel better.

She used to do this "I'm a functioning adult" routine with Jade. Remember her constant blabber about her sleep schedule?

Jade actually worked from home with a legit job (she was a programmer, wasn't she? She was building a computer in her free time at least). And I know, Jade herself scammed her job but it was a real job.

From Jade, Amber has a vague idea on what to larp for these videos. But like always, she's not smart and does it so wrong lol.

I think you are right on the money though. She's just using it to prove to Emily or someone else that she has a routine and she wants to change.

Didn't she try to make the story of "I rully wan to changeee" to that woman with a wife she was chatting up too?

Along with Jade and Emily (and of course all the other exes but this desperation really ramped up when Becky broke up with her and Amber used wanting to change to keep her. It's been full force ever since).

I guess black isn't really that slimming after all

Well black can only do so much vs a 700 ball of dough.

 

[Flaw Peacock]

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New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

Looks like Jeff Daniels ate James Corden.

 

[Thumb Butler]

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New sleep paralysis demon unlocked.

It's like a death mask.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

From Jade, Amber has a vague idea on what to larp for these videos. But like always, she's not smart and does it so wrong lol.

No job requires that much typing and as a fast typer, I don't hit the same keys that much. A real indicator on a fast typer vs a fake fast typer is the speed at which they type with the pinky fingers. Your pinky fingers hit the A, Q, Z, and P buttons as well as the back space. She also barely uses her ring fingers which would hit the W, S, X, L, O, M, and comma buttons. Her typing where she only uses her middle and pointer finger to hit every button is something I see people do when typing but they do it very slow. The more you break down these videos, the worse they look

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

We all know that she's faking. No need to evaluate it. She's just utilizing her diagnosed ASMR to make clicka-clacka noises while playing make-believe like my goblin would during said goblin's toddlerhood (RIP original keyboard for ye auld desktop computer, you shall never recover from the days of peanut butter and child hammering).

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Fig 1: Totally normal finger to use when pushing a button

I think I've found a new profile picture, guys, just look show dainty and small her hands are.

On a real note, though, she's just milking her YouTube job, I think. Her replying to people will be her typing and editing videos and shit, or she's just fully larping working from home. Imagine being so unemployed and sad that you have to LARP having a job.

I see Twinkie is still obese, at least someone has taken her outside recently. Poor thing probably hasn't seen daylight in months.

Also, quite funny that Mama-lynn is up and dancing and Amber is just sat pulling sassy faces to the music.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Dunno why it hasn't been done yet, but here we are.
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Never have I ever physically recoiled from my phone at the sight of her attempting to lick her lips seductively. NO LICK.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

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Well she's certainly taken my advice and come back with a new highest weight... whether she admits to it or not is another matter.

Also of all of Big Al's cringey qworks, the "seductive" tongue flitting in and out of her mouth like a bullfrog aiming at a fly and the sausage finger beckoning feeders to hand feed her a 20 piece probably turns my stomach the most. More than free bleeding, more than wipeeeen her shelf with washcloths, more than the unwashed poop bun and greasy roach antennae, THIS makes me physically recoil.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

No job requires that much typing and as a fast typer, I don't hit the same keys that much. A real indicator on a fast typer vs a fake fast typer is the speed at which they type with the pinky fingers. Your pinky fingers hit the A, Q, Z, and P buttons as well as the back space. She also barely uses her ring fingers which would hit the W, S, X, L, O, M, and comma buttons. Her typing where she only uses her middle and pointer finger to hit every button is something I see people do when typing but they do it very slow. The more you break down these videos, the worse they look

I didn't examine closely, but noticed she used her pointer finger to hit the spacebar. She would push a letter, again with the wrong finger, then immediately push the spacebar again and a letter and spacebar again.

I don't doubt she could get a job where her mom works. After all it is "felony friendly" and it's some scumming call center, if I remember correctly. Keeping the job is another question.

Now that she is back I want her to leave again.