🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Bye Felicia

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She's getting offers from family to pay for her abused dogs surgery but I'm supposed to believe she's got a savings? She's in full blown panic. Talking about selling her choosies (TO WHO?!?!).

No, she was banking on this December being a fat fat payout because she's never put anything meaningful into savings. She's got zero impulse control and now after all of the "THANK YOU FOR THE MONAY"s she wants us to feel human for her? No thanks fatso. Womp Womp.

Gracie and Rarity are fistbumping each other in kitty heaven.
 
Told yall she didnt have anything.

Shes gonna have to sell everything off and worry about her year lease (unless shes month to month then we just accelerate towards her moving in with mom/grandma) and keep afloat till thats over. She cant just run out on apartment stuff, its not a hospital bill she can just ignore.
Shes got no world experience and because everything has to be a house rules made up gamey game fun time with stickers and graphs and color coded stuff nobodys gonna hire her or keep her around. Even if they do shes gonna make entry level and its gonna be hard for her. At 40 hours she's not gonna make even 2k/mo and rent/electricity is gonna eat up most of her budget before she can.
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
She's getting offers from family to pay for her abused dogs surgery but I'm supposed to believe she's got a savings? She's in full blown panic. Talking about selling her choosies (TO WHO?!?!).
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Well you gotta understand she CANT use that money because its for TAXESSSSUHHH. You wouldnt want her to do something illegal like not pay her taxes do you lol.
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
No, she was banking on this December being a fat fat payout because she's never put anything meaningful into savings. She's got zero impulse control and now after all of the "THANK YOU FOR THE MONAY"s she wants us to feel human for her? No thanks fatso. Womp Womp.

Gracie and Rarity are fistbumping each other in kitty heaven.
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Oh man the only thing funnier is the time she "spilt tea" and the "tea" was someone was losing weight not from willpower but the fact that they couldn't afford food. Lmao. Cant wait to see amby update us with her weight loss thats so totally not from "starveeen"
 
Ozul said:
I hope she doesn't expect people to boohoo for her when we've witnessed her smirking into the camera while blowing tens of thousands of dollars on torrid, journals, laaaaygos, doordash, etc. I wouldn't be shocked if the money she has wasted on BS is in the 6 digits.
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"My money my health.. why do you caaaaarrrrrreeeee?"
- ALR 2019
 
Might as well upload these now. Was saving them up to not clog the thread with her nontent.

I believe the milk flow has come to a stop for now. Maybe we'll be be dripfed when she's going on lolcow live.
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tuttermouse said:
Odds on Amber finally joining
lolcow live. I know she was talking about it earlier this year.
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Amber would be called out for something and shed start crying so hard she caughs on her own spit like a child having a tantrum over a nap? No business wants that, not even those degenerates. The juice isnt worth the squeeze with amber. Maybe when she was still relevant but she isnt now, shes on the way out. They would have a better time getting chantals high ass up and they could just have a Chantal-cam where shes just tearing into wheelchairs like a Rottweiler with a chew toy and mumble whispering. That would get more views than a 35 year old obese woman pretending to be a 17 year old social media influencer.

Raw said:
Might as well upload these now. Was saving them up to not clog the thread with her nontent.

I believe the milk flow has come to a stop for now. Maybe we'll be be dripfed when she's going on lolcow live.
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We're gonna be drip fed indeed. My guess is shes on snapchat cause she still needs her ass pats and shes addicted to social media so id say shes gonna start posting a lot over there. She may get in cozy with mom/ grandma. If grandma needs a carer they may do the white trash thing and have amber be a "carer" and get paid from the state or something. Or if she stops posting pretty much all together we know she cant because shes got a job and she cant post while working.
 
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