Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Disgusting man!
I have to ask this because it's making me crazy. She swears before Destiny threw that surprise birthday party in 2016 Amber said that she never had a birthday party. Can you either confirm or deny this? I've seen my share of drug addicted parents but I've yet to see one that hasn't had a party for their child on a birthday. I can understand maybe they didn't go all out and rent a pony and a bouncy house but not even a cake with a few friends and family members?
 
My perdiction is this.. Amber has run out of Kentucky lesbians, so Becky is her forever chick now. Becky won't want her more than 2 months tops. Amber will somehow "accidentally" become injured, need help & "have no choice" but to stay where she's not wanted once Becky's done with her. This injury will be her way onto a disability check. And it'll be her excuse to why she's on disability.
Yea-I don't put it past her to hurt herself for a place to stay. She's out of options after Becky
 
Idk if this has ever been brought up, but a classic scene that will forever be burned into my brain is the tiny moment at about 7:45 of the video "ALL ABOUT MY WEIGHT/LIVE WEIGH IN", where AL during a weigh in, accidentally dips the camera down and reveals a horrifying glimpse of her granny panties stuffed with fupa and her bare, wildly lumpy legs. If you've never seen this, well..sorry.
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From what I saw the nearest Factory Connection was in Somerset, where I think Becky is originally from. It is about a 35 minute drive from Monticello iirc after looking it up. Having a hard time imagining that one in sales.

The FC that is in Somerset is inside a barely making it "mall". A lot of the shops have been closed down or taken out.
Monticello is about 30 minutes away, so it makes sense for it to be that one. The next closet FC store is in Russell Springs which is about an hour away.

There are several "government jobs" aka trashy call centers out that way.
I'm willing to bet the lesbian mafia will burn through them for a couple weeks in the near future.
 
Oh snap! I found the rice cooker she said she never used and is throwing away! Destiny got it for her for her birthday and she says "I've been wanting one so much!". I wonder is she didn't use it because of Destiny or if she really used it all the time but just lied 'cause we'll totally believe she never eats rice and is a skinny minny.

It's at 11:28


See if you can get passed the first minute or so without puking. She looks nasty as fuck in that old ass dirty bra and greasy top bun. The video is titled "Getting Stuff Done". From what I can tell, all they did was go to Walmart and sit around eating. Helluva work ethic on our gurl.
 
What the actual fuck was that wedding? The groom was wearing jeans and tennis shoes with a short-sleeved plaid shirt and that reception looked like it was crammed into the church kitchen.

I see usual Amber-logic is in place here... Becky doesn't want to be filmed, but that's totally okay to film her in secret through the car window so we all get a full view of her bent over dirty ass.

edit: Had to upload a screenshot. Jesus, I don't fault people for not having much money to throw a big wedding, but could they have at least thrown a tablecloth on that table, taken the water out of the plastic wrapping and hidden the paper towels? FFS.
The bride looks pregnant and they look very young. Shotgun wedding perhaps?
 
Oh snap! I found the rice cooker she said she never used and is throwing away! Destiny got it for her for her birthday and she says "I've been wanting one so much!". I wonder is she didn't use it because of Destiny or if she really used it all the time but just lied 'cause we'll totally believe she never eats rice and is a skinny minny.

It's at 11:28


See if you can get passed the first minute or so without puking. She looks nasty as fuck in that old ass dirty bra and greasy top bun. The video is titled "Getting Stuff Done". From what I can tell, all they did was go to Walmart and sit around eating. Helluva work ethic on our gurl.

At this point, I'm sure Destiny was already planning to leave Al's stinky ole ass, so I wonder why even go through this charade of getting Al Christmas/birthday gifts that she wanted SOOOO bad. Destiny should've just taken her mountain of purchased love from Al and ran.
 
Oh snap! I found the rice cooker she said she never used and is throwing away! Destiny got it for her for her birthday and she says "I've been wanting one so much!". I wonder i


See if you can get passed the first minute or so without puking. She looks nasty as fuck in that old ass dirty bra and greasy top bun. The video is titled "Getting Stuff Done". From what I can tell, all they did was go to Walmart and sit around eating. Helluva work ethic on our gurl.

Those arms are vomit inducing...so pasty and flabby. Holy crap....all the conflicting scents coming off the various candles/wax melts and gel air fresheners in such a confined space...those poor cats.
 
Oh snap! I found the rice cooker she said she never used and is throwing away! Destiny got it for her for her birthday and she says "I've been wanting one so much!". I wonder is she didn't use it because of Destiny or if she really used it all the time but just lied 'cause we'll totally believe she never eats rice and is a skinny minny.

It's at 11:28


See if you can get passed the first minute or so without puking. She looks nasty as fuck in that old ass dirty bra and greasy top bun. The video is titled "Getting Stuff Done". From what I can tell, all they did was go to Walmart and sit around eating. Helluva work ethic on our gurl.

Omg guyz they had been together 17 whole months! There really is no hope for her to every drop the high school attitude towards tracking a relationship, eh?
 
Idk if this has ever been brought up, but a classic scene that will forever be burned into my brain is the tiny moment at about 7:45 of the video "ALL ABOUT MY WEIGHT/LIVE WEIGH IN", where AL during a weigh in, accidentally dips the camera down and reveals a horrifying glimpse of her granny panties stuffed with fupa and her bare, wildly lumpy legs. If you've never seen this, well..sorry.

Jesus, take the wheel. There's lazy, and then there's so lazy that you won't edit out a millisecond of exposed spud-body. Or lazier still, you don't take the time to watch your own videos with a critical eye before punching upload.

ETA: Your username is slay AF.
 
Lol, bullshit. Piercing scarring/trauma appears on the hole (:tomgirl:), that lump is way too far back.
Oh for sure, she's lying. That thing was there before she got the piercing and she is just using it as an excuse. She can find a way to use anything in her life as an excuse for something else.

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Around 5 mins she starts talking about how her parents let her pierce her nose at 12 and her dad went with her and held her hand. She says that "amost everyone" who gets their nose pierced gets this "bump" that eventually goes away. Maybe she meant on the hole itself. She's not the best at expressing herself in a clear way so I think I misinterpreted what she said. It's a wart guys.
 
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