Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Kelly Bundy]

Are those poor cats really at Rafes? I would never give my cats to a person who did a shittalk about me or had a fight with. But Hamber is simple in so many ways. And yes she will def. get a new "kitty". Uuugh I really hate people who buy pets like toys. Soon, when she will get a new GF, because we all know Becks is not 4-ever gooorls, she will get those new kittys away as usually.

Well it hasn't been confirmed yet but it sounds pretty believable that the cats would be going to Rafe and Hannah. Since Amber has been avoiding the questions 90% of the time regarding of Wasabi and Rarity, it's highly possible that she is giving them away. After all this is Amber we are talking about, she doesn't seem to care much about the cats since she's been leaving them alone for days. I don't think she cares who she's giving them to as long as they are gone since they don't suit to her "lifestyle" anymore.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

How many of us here have asked her about if she's taking all of her pets with her when she moves? I have asked her several times because I never get an answer, but ask something dumb about a favorite this or that, and you'll always get an answer. No wonder she says she doesn't answer 80% of the questions on ask.fm, she won't answer anything that casts her in a negative light.

If an apartment or home doesn't allow the number of pets you have, wouldn't you just get a different one? There can't be any shortage of places to live in Beck's part of Kentucky. If anything you'd think people with 3 animals wouldn't be allowed to rent furniture, especially if they are 500lbs. Maybe she's renting furniture because she wears out couches too quickly...Aaron's will get their furniture back and it will all be flat as a pancake with clawmarks and pulls, stains, and major butt-stink from sitting on it without pants all day. Or maybe it's because she burns through girlfriends too quickly, not enough people to carry her stuff, so she just ditches it buys new.

She just creates so much damn waste, so much trash. I know I've sperged on her carbon footprint before, but she literally creates so much fucking trash and only recycles, "when I can", which means no. For such a good samaritan she sure is a poor steward of the planet.

Her weight is just another reflection of the lifestyle of excess she leads.

 

[haygurlhay]

I feel like if she does actually give them away, she'll upload some fake ass crying video saying she did it because they deserved someone who could be there with them all the time. It's Amber, after all - the woman who exploited her mom's cancer for views.
Btw I have been asking her just why she won't tell people where she is moving and she's ignoring that as well.

 

[SpokesBottom]

Can we talk about why this video is still up, even though this was proven to be a lie? She took down here "Kasey raped me" video lickity-split, but this is still here.

 

[cruelsound]

So, she's renting furniture because she's too stupid to rent a moving van to bring what she already owns with her? Good move AL, seeing as the interest rate on those "purchases" is over 100%. You can't afford to buy a $300 couch at a furniture store (because, unlike CL, they deliver) even though you make SO MUCH money, but you're cool with paying double that in the end with payments.

 

[Ambaby]

Can we talk about why this video is still up, even though this was proven to be a lie? She took down here "Kasey raped me" video lickity-split, but this is still here.

If she was going to take down her videos with lies she wouldn't have a channel.

 

[Clown Baby]

So she's ignoring cat questions, she's also ignoring "how does Becky feel about your multiple public videos showing that she is mobile, considering that she 'can't work' with her injury" questions.

 

[Ambaby]

So she's ignoring cat questions, she's also ignoring "how does Becky feel about your multiple public videos showing that she is mobile, considering that she 'can't work' with her injury" questions.

Look at you @Clown Baby ! You're a "True & Honest Fan"!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

In the last YouNow someone asked about Becky, saying she could get in trouble for AL filming her. She said Becky has to get cleared by her doctor before she can go back and her appointment isn't until Wed.

So she's ignoring cat questions, she's also ignoring "how does Becky feel about your multiple public videos showing that she is mobile, considering that she 'can't work' with her injury" questions.

 

[Ambaby]

In the last YouNow someone asked about Becky, saying she could get in trouble for AL filming her. She said Becky has to get cleared by her doctor before she can go back and her appointment isn't until Wed.

@hotcheetospuffs , Imma need you to send us a zoomed out pic of your avatar. I am having nightmares without knowing the context, lol :0)

So many great moments in Furniture Shopping Vol. 1!! Destiny in her Let's Cuddle and Watch Star Wars tee, so sad that AL never did that with her, even when she got a damn shirt begging her to : (
When Hulk Hands look like gloves...AL saying the snowman cookie jar at Goodwill is her, and Destiny telling her not to break it because they don't have any money. Going to Destiny's Dad's house just to use the wifi to upload a vlog...

Damn, not to belabor the point, but MAN look how off-center her teeth are in this frame! That gap didn't go anywhere gooorl, your entire upper set of teeth shifted to fill it in!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"@hotcheetospuffs , Imma need you to send us a zoomed out pic of your avatar. I am having nightmares without knowing the context, lol :0)"

Furniture Shopping Vol. 1, Destiny's fingers in AL's mouth 3:00 mark. More innocent than I made it out to be, but ya know...

Edit: Just watched "My Aunt Left Me Because I'm Fat" and did anyone else notice how she cries with no tears? The way her glasses sit on her cheeks, tears would've been pooling in the frames, fogging up the lenses or running down her cheeks. Her eyes don't even look red. So fake. Also mentions having been born on drugs.

 

[citytrucks]

If she was going to take down her videos with lies she wouldn't have a channel.

does it bug anyone else how breathy her voice is?

 

[Interventionist]

She mentions Disney in her "50 Random Facts About Me" video two years before, but in that video she mentions she's only been there twice, not three times like she claims in the 100 Facts.

I'm sure she could have gone in the years since, but with her being on the East Coast and not having lots of travel options that seems unlikely. In this video, it's also a lot less bragging and more "I was by myself both times I went to Disneyland" which I assume is another attempt to make us feel bad for her but in my head all I'm doing is going "uh... duh, you weighed 200lbs at 11, I doubt you would have fit on any ride."

Some other interesting bits about that video:
- She, once again, has her alleged mental/sexual/physical abuse as an "interesting fact" ("feel bad for me, guys!!!!!!! ")

- "24. I think I'm ugly" Again. Feel bad for her, guys !!!!!!

- In this video, she says she was in foster care from 9-18 and not 8-18 like she usually says

- She says in this video that she's had cellulitis 3 times, and in the 100 Facts video it's only 2 times.

- She personally admits that she gets a high from shopping, and that she used to have horrible chest pain. Yet neither of those were warning signs to her.

- "36. I wish my aunt would forgive me." Maybe if you weren't such a compulsive liar and actually tried to own up to your shit, she would.

- She's claiming that her "nationality" is Portuguese... either she meant to say "ethnicity" or she's trying to tell us she's a legitimate citizen of Portugal. This one doesn't seem that weird to me since I've seen plenty of light-skinned Portuguese but just because she lies so much about stupid stuff, I wanted to ask @Interventionist if this part is true. Are you or your sister Portuguese, and if not do you know if ALR's dad is?

We are Portuguese on our maternal side.
mixed with several other ethnicities.

 

[SpokesBottom]

On the topic of her crying, she always reacts the same thing:

(1) She raises her voice slightly
(2) Makes a lot of whimpering/breathy sounds
(3) Pauses constantly
(4) Sniffles constantly

It's like that classic "attractive crying" that they teach you how to do in acting school.

I also hate how she always punctuates all these "emotional" videos by telling her audience about how "even though she's smiling, she's torn up inside "

Like she's some sort of martyr for getting up and doing her goddamn JOB and filming YouTube videos. A job that most people would kill to have, since you don't have a set amount of hours you have to work and can basically make money by sitting in your bed all day and rambling into a camera for 30 minutes a few times a week.

And considering that she doesn't have any video equipment, refuses to get any, films completely with her phone and does very minimal editing with a 100% free software that comes with Apple products (iMovie), her job requires absolute zero effort anyway.

I'm sick of her asking for asspats for doing the absolute bare minimum, especially when she's being paid to do it.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I've tried asking several ways if she's moving in with Becky (or if Becky is moving in with her, same diff but with this cow, she would weasel it around). She ignores these questions so I'm certain there's something to hide about where she is moving. If she was somehow able to secure a rental on her own, any bets that Becky moves in but Amber plays it off as if they are just together all the time? We've seen how limited of an area of her current home she films in, so just not showing Becky's things would play into that.

 

[Clown Baby]

I want to loop this and make it a long repeating clip, but I have to work on it.

Amber's face when she says she needs to eat first reminds me of this:

 

[Derpaherp]

I want to loop this and make it a long repeating clip, but I have to work on it.

Amber's face when she says she needs to eat first reminds me of this:

The desperation in her voice to eat is honestly the saddest thing ever but in the worst way possible. She acts like she's literally going to die if she doesn't eat and it's more important than whatever medical attention she needs. I meannnnnn...... she has a big box of processed and sugar filled "food" right in front of her. Lulz.

 

[PiggyPie]

I want to loop this and make it a long repeating clip, but I have to work on it.

Amber's face when she says she needs to eat first reminds me of this:

Of course she needs to eat first, I mean come on... look how ravished she is.

BTW what video is that from?

 

[JimmyHill'sBlarms]

I want to loop this and make it a long repeating clip, but I have to work on it.

Amber's face when she says she needs to eat first reminds me of this:

Someone should take the "Lay off me, I'm starving!" voice line and dub it over Amber.

 

[Clown Baby]

Of course she needs to eat first, I mean come on... look how ravished she is.

BTW what video is that from?

It's from the classic "I stabbed myself," when she cuts her hand while slicing an avocado. Which coincidentally is the video where she claims she's done "literally nothing" all day and Destiny calls her out and says they went to McDonald's.