Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her latest video;

Got to about 2:15 when I heard that got my attention away from the comments, "nearly said a cuss word, I don't wanna cuss for you guys." More like she doesn't wanna curse because she'll lose that ad revenue again and also her ads are back.


She literally says that "99.9% of the time" fat people are not fat just because they are lazy and eat too much.

I hate to break it to you, Hamberlynn but that's the reason why an overwhelming majority of fat people are fat. Those pesky thyroid disorders only account for 5-10lbs of excess weight (and people can still lose tons of weight with untreated hypothyroidism, they just have to work a little harder). Mental disorders that affect eating habits should be treated by a doctor (using medication, therapy, or nutritional coaching). Most people who are overweight or morbidly obese just lack self-control, accountability, and determination. They want gimmicks and shortcuts like detox teas and crash diets, but avoid documenting their caloric intake and moving any more than necessary.

You want to be able to run down the street Hamberlynn? It's a lack of running down the street that got you to 500lbs and counting.
 
I don't think I can even watch that video. There are few things that irritate me as much as somebody who obviously fucked up on their own steam but who blames it on everything else but themselves. Most people are completely ignorant when it comes to science and medicine too, and I'm sure she'll throw a bunch of lies out there that are far from the truth. She has no clue how the body processes food, what fat does inside, etc; she'll just repeat the excuses fatties have said for eons.

Why torture myself? I'll get on at the next stop to crazy town. :)
 
Her latest video;

Got to about 2:15 when I heard that got my attention away from the comments, "nearly said a cuss word, I don't wanna cuss for you guys." More like she doesn't wanna curse because she'll lose that ad revenue again and also her ads are back.

Some of what she says isn't ridiculous, however so much of what she says is about frame of mind. I completely agree that you shouldn't hate yourself for allowing yourself to get to that size, the damage has already been done so better to invest that energy into something useful like improving your situation. That doesn't however excuse it or make everything alright. The sweating part I can tell you is outright BS, I dropped back into a normal weight range years ago and while I have improved significantly in that regard, I would say I'm still not back to average. I don't know how she can claim that she simply 'messes up' diet wise, that would imply some degree of success as opposed to the abject failure she clearly is in that regard.

Having an binge eating predilection may be responsible for the situation you're in but that doesn't change the fact that you allowed yourself to get that way by eating way too much and not exercising enough. Until she pulls her head out of her ass and accepts that she put herself in this situation and some serious effort is going to required to attempt to fix things, then nothing is going to change for her. The fact that she is that size and continues to gain, a size at which mild weight loss would be easy with any sort of concerted effort, tells you all you need to know about how hard she is 'trying'.
 
So glad her ads got pulled. That is why she is watching her cursing. I think the breakup angle is just to get sweet ad $ that she has lost over the last week. I hope the flagged accounts her and her heard did really go after her and hit the report button back on her.

Also she was talking about hygiene and how she is going to make a video about how fat people dont smell etc. Meanwhile we know she doesnt shower and does smell from her message to her ex. And she brags about not combing her hair for a month. How do you think thats normal?
 
I feel as though there is no way they are actually broken up for the simple fact that ALR is acting so "business as usual". I know some of her videos are prerecorded so that's not exactly an indicator but I caught some of her YouNow on Monday and she seemed fine, not at all like someone who had just been broken up with. Plus I remember the shit storm that went down when kasey first made his video where she stopped putting out content for nearly a week and disabled all her comments. I feel like she would be scrambling to find a new caretaker if they had actually broken up and wouldn't have time to upload or sit on younow. Could be wrong though.
 
So glad her ads got pulled. That is why she is watching her cursing. I think the breakup angle is just to get sweet ad $ that she has lost over the last week. I hope the flagged accounts her and her heard did really go after her and hit the report button back on her.

Also she was talking about hygiene and how she is going to make a video about how fat people dont smell etc. Meanwhile we know she doesnt shower and does smell from her message to her ex. And she brags about not combing her hair for a month. How do you think thats normal?

You can't be 500lbs and not smell. We all know Hamberlynn can't properly wipe her ass. She probably has painful (and likely infected) groin cysts from her fat rubbing against itself all day. She likely gets frequent yeast infections from the sheer amount of sugar she consumes and the constant swamp-ass her vagina has to camp next to. I'm sure any attempt she makes at shaving her legs (or her pubic zone) is laughable (a lot more surface area and a lot less flexibility).

Amberlynn doesn't smell to herself. No one smells to themselves. By the time you smell yourself, everyone else has already gotten more than familiar with your stench.
 
I feel as though there is no way they are actually broken up for the simple fact that ALR is acting so "business as usual". I know some of her videos are prerecorded so that's not exactly an indicator but I caught some of her YouNow on Monday and she seemed fine, not at all like someone who had just been broken up with. Plus I remember the shit storm that went down when kasey first made his video where she stopped putting out content for nearly a week and disabled all her comments. I feel like she would be scrambling to find a new caretaker if they had actually broken up and wouldn't have time to upload or sit on younow. Could be wrong though.
Amberlynn is currently an F-ranking YouTuber making poverty level revenue, weighs more than 500 lbs, and has had days where she doesn't get out of bed. And this is a huge high point of her life because this is the most financially stable she's ever been. She even encouraged Destiny to quit her job she's so excited about her $1k a month income. I don't think she's upset because she's all set for rent for the month even if Destiny moves out and has some income from sitting on her ass.
Barring that: the first stage of accepting grief is denial.
 
You can tell alr is an insatiable cunt and manipulates people to get her way and her horns have come out the last week. She messaged her coworker that put her on blast and tried hard to manipulate her into conceding that she could not have known she worked for the government. When that didnt happen and she stood her ground with alr being a lying shithead, alr went all madcow on her.

Then she and her herd went madcow and reported all the channels that had videos up discussing her.

Then she popped in to staynegative to kick the beehive to get attention and play victim to get ron on her side. She was never going to address and andwer questions. She is doing it clearly more than ever, getting hate views for her channel to get $$. Her views are on the downhill. She has no life other than eating, shopping, eating, animals, eating, banning people off her comments, eating, complaining, eating, lying and eating. She has to drum up drama. How? Kick the haters to rile them up and get hate views and fake break up.

Thats all she got.

Amberlynn is currently an F-ranking YouTuber making poverty level revenue, weighs more than 500 lbs, and has had days where she doesn't get out of bed. And this is a huge high point of her life because this is the most financially stable she's ever been. She even encouraged Destiny to quit her job she's so excited about her $1k a month income. I don't think she's upset because she's all set for rent for the month even if Destiny moves out and has some income from sitting on her ass.
Barring that: the first stage of accepting grief is denial.


I extremely doubt she really told dusty to quit. She is not a person that lets others take from her. She is the hoarder. Everything is hers hers hers. She does everything in her mind now and gives no credit whatsoever to dusty. She will be damned if she lets someone take from her and live off of her "hard work."
 
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Her latest video;

Got to about 2:15 when I heard that got my attention away from the comments, "nearly said a cuss word, I don't wanna cuss for you guys." More like she doesn't wanna curse because she'll lose that ad revenue again and also her ads are back.
TIL Hamberlynn is only a B cup. :story: wow
 
I was just thinking, from some of these older pictures of Dustin and her fiance, maybe Dustin is sick of being treated like a child. What I mean is, all this Star Wars stuff Hamberlynn is always giving her. In her older pictures, she was not only smaller but she just dressed like a regular old butch chick. She didn't wear all those character shirts and shit and she seemed to dress to fit a little better..
 
I don't really get this thread. Has she done anything beside destroying her body?
She just looks like the usual obesity case.

Have you read it? She loves to lie about everything, and then backtracks hilariously when caught in her lies.

My favorite was when her former Co-Worker called her out on something she said, and while she first tried to deny it, when she was presented with evidence she immediately went "Oh wait, I DID say that" :story:
 
Oh, now I see. A compulsive liar?
What makes a lolcow a lolcow? It's a lack of self-awareness, which AL has in spades.

She lies, and when caught, backpedals.

She posts that she's going vegan, when it's one meal. She says she knows all about weight loss, and you don't need to count calories, all while ballooning up to 500 pounds. She says she loves her girlfriend but treats her like shit on camera. She's spends money she clearly doesn't have on all sorts of crap, and after showing us thousands of dollars spent, quits her job. Lies about her YouTube bucks like it's not an algorithm anybody can figure out. Tells everybody what a great person she is, literally. When she tries to hand a stranger a gift card she clearly doesn't want, calls the stranger a bitch without ever considering this person had reasons for not wanting to talk to her or take her gift cards.

Every time somebody points these things (and many more) out, she posts a crying video about her haters.

Read the thread. You'll learn she is a lot more than just fat. There are a lot of fat youtubers who don't get out attention. This one is lolcow through and through.
 
I don't really get this thread. Has she done anything beside destroying her body?
She just looks like the usual obesity case.
Shes a liar, she lied about being sexually assaulted, lies about her diet, her history, her relatives, lies about her weight and how much she eats, lies about how much money she makes. Just a lying sack of fat shit.
 
Shes a liar, she lied about being sexually assaulted, lies about her diet, her history, her relatives, lies about her weight and how much she eats, lies about how much money she makes. Just a lying sack of fat shit.
She also has a habit of forming relationships with other girls online before parting ways with the girlfriends she's currently living with. She lies about those circumstances too.
 
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