Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Hey, after months of enjoyment, I finally decided to register... this site is doing the Lord's work.

Anyway, I've been going through the vlogmas 2015 videos and this gem came up.


At the 1:43 mark AL tries to explain how the late fees for Redbox movies work and how the price goes up 3x the initial amount. She gives out the wrong amount, of course, and Destiny corrects her. Well, since our girl is such a mathematician, she insists that she's right and Destiny doesn't know shit.

My favorite part though, is when Destiny tries to teach her basic addition and she just stares at her. Oh, and instead of going with the answer Destiny gave, the correct one, she just dismisses it completely and ends it with, "So they charge you like extra". The ego on this one...

I think someone sarcastically called her a walking calculator once and she took it as a compliment. Home girl can't even do basic math. The whole "gas talk" bit was hilarious. She's just parroting things she has heard other people say but has no idea how they apply to real life.

And these diet tips. Gorl, you can go cold turkey on meat and that doesn't mean it isn't healthy. Where does she come up with this stuff, anyway?
 
So let me get this straight, you couldn't find anywhere to live that would allow 3 pets so you gave your cats to Rafe and moved in with Becky. What the fuck is the point of that? The cat problem is gone, god speed, go find yourself a nice apartment close to Becky, that was the whole point of it right??
Such a fucking liar. She could have found a place but she wanted to live with Becky more than she wanted to keep her cats. Scumbag.

I hate how she treats her animals. Sickening.
 
The fact that she backed off and pretended she didn't write it must mean, on some level, she knows how bad it is. If she thought she was a good writer, why not just stand proud and say, "yeah, I did it".

There are too many odd phrasings and grammar errors for it to be anybody but her. We know the chick who coined "monster truck in the nightlife " wrote about dancing tongues. So if you think that shit is good, if you like the way you butcher language- stand up for yourself.

She must know it's crap.
 
So let me get this straight, you couldn't find anywhere to live that would allow 3 pets so you gave your cats to Rafe and moved in with Becky. What the fuck is the point of that? The cat problem is gone, god speed, go find yourself a nice apartment close to Becky, that was the whole point of it right??
Such a fucking liar. She could have found a place but she wanted to live with Becky more than she wanted to keep her cats. Scumbag.

The fact that she isn't moving into a pet-safe apartment that allows them more than likely means she either can't get approved for an apartment by herself (her being with Destiny gave her a leg up because D was actually responsible) or she can't afford one.
 
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Five ads on this video isn't "one or two extra". I love how she's talking about rumors that are true. I mean, who didn't see her moving in with Becky? Altering the language on how Rafe and Hannah are "babysitting" her cats still means she was lying every time she answered questions about that and denied they were taking them.

My money is the "something off" about her old place was the stench of piss and shit. That would make me bolt in a hurry too.
 
So let me get this straight, you couldn't find anywhere to live that would allow 3 pets so you gave your cats to Rafe and moved in with Becky. What the fuck is the point of that? The cat problem is gone, god speed, go find yourself a nice apartment close to Becky, that was the whole point of it right??
Such a fucking liar. She could have found a place but she wanted to live with Becky more than she wanted to keep her cats. Scumbag.


Amber is nothing but a broke, jobless, animal abusing, POS moocher.

FTFY
 
So she rather live with becky than to save her animals??? Be honest gorl. You tossed rarity aside to get in that door. I hope she throws you out in the middle of the night with your shit in boxes. because that is what you have done to all your animals. Disposed of them. Bitch, you're next. Reap what you sow.
 
Amberlynn likes to smugly talk about how mature she is for still being friends with her ex and her ex's new girlfriend, but honestly, all I see it as is just some manipulative powergrab to still be in control of a situation. It's not mature, it's controlling.
She needs them to give her rides to Walmart, etc. She mooches off of everyone.
 
I typed in pet friendly apartments in the city Becky lives in and found 2 right away without having to do much searching.
When is she going to understand that she always gets caught lying so why even bother? She picked her ugly, sloth looking girlfriend over her "babies" there is no other way to slice it.
I'd respect her more if she just owned up to the fact that she is a morbidly obese loser who couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it.
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If she does have diabetes, she's in for quite a shock when she finds out how much everything is going to cost her with no insurance. Even with a good job and insurance, it costs a lot of money for me to stay alive.

I'd say that I give her props for getting her health checked out but, she's never going to go to the doctor anyway.
 
I typed in pet friendly apartments in the city Becky lives in and found 2 right away without having to do much searching.
When is she going to understand that she always gets caught lying so why even bother? She picked her ugly, sloth looking girlfriend over her "babies" there is no other way to slice it.
I'd respect her more if she just owned up to the fact that she is a morbidly obese loser who couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it.
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Ha Ha, I just did the same thing. Tons of options. Cheap too, 450ish dollars for a 2 bedroom in most cases. She obviously just wants to live w/ Becky. I was under the impression that Eric and Ricky owned their home. They're married, right? I could be wrong, but if they do own their home, then the pet rule is their own and they could have changed it for her, savage that they didn't.
 
I typed in pet friendly apartments in the city Becky lives in and found 2 right away without having to do much searching.
When is she going to understand that she always gets caught lying so why even bother? She picked her ugly, sloth looking girlfriend over her "babies" there is no other way to slice it.
I'd respect her more if she just owned up to the fact that she is a morbidly obese loser who couldn't tell the truth if her life depended on it.
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Yup!

Don't mean to :powerlevel:
We are in the process of moving to Kentucky and while our farm is put back in working order we are renting.
I'm almost shocked at the amount of places we have found to rent with our 4 cats and a dog.
Yeah we pay a fee and a bit more each month but it is still insanely affordable and much better than having to keep them at a relatives house away from us.

@Tazz said it best.
 
So we have proof (I supplied the screenshot awhile back) where Big Beck said the landlord wouldn't allow more pets. So we are now supposed to believe that the landlord agreed to Amber bringing in her dog and just one cat, but absolutely not 2cats? What landlord says, 'ok you can have 3 dogs and 1 cat but I draw the line at 3 dogs and 2 cats!!' That doesn't make sense to me. I'm no landlord, but really, that doesn't add up.
I personally think rarity might be knocked up and Amber can't take the kittens, and she's more than likely hiding her pets from the landlord. That's just my guess but who knows. She apparently doesn't think that people will fact check her claims that no where around becky would accept animals.

And on another note, good job pretending that you would need 'mental help' if you used troll accounts, Amber. Did you seek mental help after you trolled under Damon, or are we pretending that never happened??

One more quick question, Hamber. You said on Twitter Jan 13th that Rarity had an 'appt to be spayed scheduled in 3 1/2 months that you scheduled WEEKS ago. Lol' How did that appt go? Did she recover well? Asking for 'a friend'
 
"Omg, I luhturally couldn't find any pet-safe apartments, you guys. Kentucky hates pets :("

Does she think her subscribers are dumb? Unless it's some high-end place, most realtors know that there's big money in renting to pet owners (especially dog and cat owners) because everyone has pets. If you restrict possible tenants to just people without pets, that's a huge chunk you're losing. It might not be in the place you want, but it's pretty easy to find an apartment that would rent out to a woman with a non-threatening chihuahua and two cats. It's not like it's a pitbull. They might have you pay security deposits on them at first, but it's not like all apartments persecute pet owners.

It's just a dog and two cats. It's not like she has a boa constrictor.

She can't be this big of an idiot, she has to be too broke to get her own apartment. She tried to explain away us saying she can't get her own apartment by saying that, instead of paying for an apartment, all of the bills are going to be split between four people now. Which hilariously enough gives more evidence to her being too poor to afford her own stuff.
 
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