Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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formerfatcow said:
I don't know if anyone else has ever seen it, but the UK had (has?) a show called supersize vs super skinny where they force anorexics to eat the diet of a morbidly obese person and vice versa. This is what Amberlynn needs. She needs to see how a HEALTHY individual would react to her diet (or how they would feel after eating it) to see that her problem goes far beyond her physical state.
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Brother, I've watched that show and those anorexic people don't even eat 'healthy', they just barely eat anything at all. I've seen a ton of anorexic people on that show where all they eat is toast and tea and other pre-packaged things like tesco lettuce and tomato sandwiches and instant soups. The whole point of that show is that neither person knows how to eat healthily, that anorexics and fatties are equally unhealthy.
 
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AL wishes she had the strength to sip a juice box and eat chips for almost 20 minutes straight, while barely saying anything, like her idol TP. So brave.
 
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Over the past few weeks while the farms have been down, a few things have taken place in Ramblin' Hamberlynn's little world.
  • She decided to make a video where she reacts to an older video of hers...that happens to involve her sending a sentimental message to her future self. In true Amberlynn fashion, she has never been more empathetic and emotionally sensitive as she is in this particular video.

  • She posted one of her vlogs, doing the usual of filling nearly 15 minutes of pointless gabbing and other nonesense. At the very end, she suggests she filmed a video (on January 24th) filled with tears and crying. For sympathy points, she continuously brings up how much of a wreck she was through the filming and repeatedly plays with her hair while she snorts the phlegmy remnants of said tears back into her face.
    She then took another day before posting the video.
  • ALR did upload the video but explained at the beginning that she decided to make not one but 2 videos about the breakup.
    She tries to explain why she lied and says on January 13th, Destiny broke up with her and she has been melting down while being more insufferably chipper than ever. She posted the video on January 26th, which meant that she had been trying to keep it a secret for almost a month.
  • Since around New Year, she has claimed she is on a diet and is trying to lose weight.
    This didn't stop her from doing a collaboration which involves her eating most of a bag of Cheetos- back to basics.

  • A few days ago she posted a vlog. Rambling about how she doesn't care about Beyonce's pregnancy, how greasy her hair is, screeching and squealing along with her friends spending the evening with Sharla and another friend as they try on glasses and went bowling.
    At the end, she talks about how hard life is for her and wants people to "look past her weight because she is losing".

  • And finally, just yesterday she posted a video explaining how much she can feel herself changing. Exactly what these changes will be is up for the gods to decide.
    She includes a vlog of her and Destiny going to Costco to secure a sort of joint membership. The entire time Destiny is shown on camera is awkward as ALR tries desperately to keep up the mood by pestering her now ex girlfriend to smile for her picture (to which Destiny, through gritted teeth, insists she is already smiling). They go to see a movie in a theatre together and Destiny walks far apart from ALR, wrapped in a Star Wars blanket (one ALR bought her, no doubt).
    Around 7:49 she explains to the camera that she is becoming a different person ("but not in a bad way") and goes on to show some lipsticks she bought because she has now decided to start wearing more makeup.
She's been having an extended tantrum as of yesterday, leaving a trail of catty tweets and whining.
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FatFuckingClown said:
WELCOME BACK, GUYS
*inhale* AL AND DUSTIN BROKE UP AND NOW AL WANTS A SEPTUM AND LIP FILLERS
*exhale* that's it, you're now caught up.
It's so good to be back. :)
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She's also mentioned that she's been watching My 600 lb Life. Just a little more weight gain and then maybe TLC will tap her for her own episode.
 
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ADHD said:
She's also mentioned that she's been watching My 600 lb Life. Just a little more weight gain and then maybe TLC will tap her for her own episode.
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Yeah, I'm actually excited for the possibility to watch Dr. Nowzardan to backhand her demented, obese, Himalayan cat face with da troof.
 
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a dinosaur said:

Amberlynn finally addresses the 500 pound, morbidly obese elephant in the room, in typical clickbait fashion.
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AL claims Destiny didn't cheat on her although it took her only 3 weeks to move on. I can't wait to see how this plays out seeing as how AL and D are still sleeping in the same bed due to Hamberlynn's "attachment issues"
 
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