Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[smallmilk]

How the fuck does this
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Become this
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And where the hell do I get a mirror that does that?

Is this just angles? The top one is from Snapchat so I presume is "reality" or was that just an extreme angle in the other direction? I'm not just being an arsehole; the bottom pic makes no sense unless it's maybe edited? Or do some stores have mirrors specifically designed to make all punters look thinner?

Is the mirror angled? Its hard to tell from the pic.
If it is, then her image is streched out and appears thinner.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

How the fuck does this
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And where the hell do I get a mirror that does that?

Is this just angles? The top one is from Snapchat so I presume is "reality" or was that just an extreme angle in the other direction? I'm not just being an arsehole; the bottom pic makes no sense unless it's maybe edited? Or do some stores have mirrors specifically designed to make all punters look thinner?

I think the cardigan and angle has a lot to do with her new found "thinness". Especially since she's the queen of angles.

 

[Derpaherp]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[clamman]

I'll just leave this here.

her hand looks like it belongs to a different ethnicity

 

[FatAssJones]

She is still the most insufferable slob on earth.

 

[liliput]

Amber is live, and entertained the idea of going as a "kiwi farm" for Halloween.

 

[Here For The Tea]

Stole this gem. #COMEover

 

[Mrs.MichaelRooker]

It appears even long time Hamberlynn supporter Donna Sue has started to see the light.

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

Amber is live, and entertained the idea of going as a "kiwi farm" for Halloween.

How does one go as "kiwi farm" for Halloween? She's a fucking genius, I tell ya!

 

[666EVE666]

Well, she's certainly big enough to go as a kiwi farm. Be funny to see her with a bunch of smushed kiwis superglued to her striped top.

 

[Melania Trump]

It appears even long time Hamberlynn supporter Donna Sue has started to see the light.

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I read that as her being sympathetic to big AL. Sort of like a, "poor you, it's so sad you couldn't bring your cats to live with you, that's so unfair." Then again there seems to be a larger number of ambabies (creepiest fucking pet name out there) turning into "haters".

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

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Stole this gem. #COMEover

Doubtful because "e" & "b" are way too far way from each other (even for her dainty little sausages) to make that typo. There's her genius poking out again.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Doubtful because "e" & "b" are way too far way from each other (even for her dainty little sausages) to make that typo. There's her genius poking out again.

Remember she's illiterate....can't speak or spell.

 

[JayBlue]

Amber is live, and entertained the idea of going as a "kiwi farm" for Halloween.

Let's be real..AL would never buy any kiwis.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

Honestly, her pasta a meatball "mookbang" was too much for me. I honestly want to know, seriously, why would you not take that infamous YouTube money and go get an education? I'm asking. This mediocre channel isn't actually providing her with real support.

 

[formerfatcow]

Honestly, her pasta a meatball "mookbang" was too much for me. I honestly want to know, seriously, why would you not take that infamous YouTube money and go get an education? I'm asking. This mediocre channel isn't actually providing her with real support.

She's already in debt from student loans and she has no degree to show for it. She went to some sketchy for-profit university and fucked around because Krystle's parents insisted.

Also it's widely accepted that AL's self-reported earnings from YouTube are grossly exaggerated.

 

[GS 281]

for-profit university

Those are always a bad idea. Anyone out there going to Walden, Phoenix, Northcentral, etc., unless you have a career and your boss is explicitly saying you need to get the degree for a promotion, don't dare waste your time or money there.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Is the mirror angled? Its hard to tell from the pic.
If it is, then her image is streched out and appears thinner.

The only way I can describe it is, Big Al is standing slanted and angling her top half further to the side to give the impression of not being a Death Star. Sort of a half waist twist.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

She's already in debt from student loans and she has no degree to show for it. She went to some sketchy for-profit university and fucked around because Krystle's parents insisted.

Also it's widely accepted that AL's self-reported earnings from YouTube are grossly exaggerated.

It was Kasey's mother who insisted the big dummy go to "college ". Often wondered why Krystle's parents who seemed to have the money to help her didn't help her with an education and were ok with her just hanging around the house for 3or 4 years. If only Krystle would spill some tea instead of having this weird loyalty to the Hamplanet.

 

[liliput]

Let's be real..AL would never buy any kiwis.

She (or her friend) mentioned painting her tits like kiwis. Oof. That'd be a sight to see :horrifying::horrifying::islamic: