Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 554 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,630 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,533
The 4 yo probably now 5yo bra made cameos. Did you see the size difference bewteen Al and the worker?

Omfg she probably worried about the chair breaking. She also chose black to match the constant dirt in her paws.

When you can send your bra to school, its time to retire it. You got your $12 worth.
 
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She "claims" she saw a nutritionist way back when, I smell bullshit. She also says she was in therapy for BED as a kid. Neither of which worked because AL doesnt want to be better, if she got thin she would lose that fat crutch shes got.
If I remember correctly she claimed the nutritionist complimented her on being smart about what foods are bad. But hey eat enough 'healthy' food like diet ice cream and a weeks work of soup and it doesn't matter.
 
Kinda like her ego. :hillary:
I fucking love you. I had a nice kek with that one.

On a side note, do you think she will be *gasp* forced to find a real job now? Also, why the fuck is she getting her nails done, we know she doesnt wash so all that vag crud is gonna cake up in those fake ass nails. I guess shes not fingering Dusty anymore so she doesnt need stubs.:sub:
 
I fucking love you. I had a nice kek with that one.

On a side note, do you think she will be *gasp* forced to find a real job now?

No. She'll talk about looking for a job, then suddenly move to goddamn Illinois or some shit to shack up with a fellow U-haul lesbian she met just a month ago on snapchat. They'll live in her parents' converted garage for a year or two, until her new bae falls out of love with her post-Vlogmas. Then, the cycle doth renew.
 
Guiise, youtube is my job. I make more now than my top level secret espionage government job.

No. She'll talk about looking for a job, then suddenly move to goddamn Illinois or some shit to shack up with a fellow U-haul lesbian she met just a month ago on snapchat. They'll live in her parents' converted garage for a year or two, until her new bae falls out of love with her post-Vlogmas. Then, the cycle doth renew.


I hope she packs her walmart trinkets safely and securely.
 
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I fucking love you. I had a nice kek with that one.

On a side note, do you think she will be *gasp* forced to find a real job now? Also, why the fuck is she getting her nails done, we know she doesnt wash so all that vag crud is gonna cake up in those fake ass nails. I guess shes not fingering Dusty anymore so she doesnt need stubs.:sub:
I love you, too.:heart-full:
And simple! She can just scoop her fatty ding-dong claws into her ranch dressing, and just- SCHLOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRPP- it on down.
 
I love you, too.:heart-full:
And simple! She can just scoop her fatty ding-dong claws into her ranch dressing, and just- SCHLOOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRPP- it on down.

oh boy
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Omg, I saw a comment that said the Asian ladies doing her nails must've been gossiping about her during and after the session.

I wonder how people really react when they see her in the wild like this. She says she never gets negative attention but I'm not so sure about that.

To be honest she might be right, because if you notice every fucking person in her circle is fat. AL is fat, Destiny is fat, Dana is fat, all of AL's friends are fat. Lotsa big-ass people in whatever tragic town she lives in.
 
When you work those fat girl angles and filters to the absolute limit and still look like you weigh 250lbs :spudking:

She does work those angles damn well. 250 is still high but assuming that were true, she would look pretty decent, especially as someone who frequents a WalMart.

I think she's talking about the band The Weeknd. Since, you know, music is her escape or whatever.

My squirt comment still stands.
 
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