Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[the hugga bunch]

According to AL the fact that she can't jump rope proves that she's let herself go.

You know, not the fact that she let herself get to 500lbs or anything. Just the jumping thing.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Funny. The 10 channels I'm subscribed to that discuss nothing but debunking different religions and the bible must be getting constantly flagged. Surprised Youtube hasn't shut them all down! OR... or... maybe it's just because you're incapable of contributing to a conversation about serious, meaningful topics. Yeah, we'll go with that. lol what a goddamn liar. She really just can't help herself.

 

[the hugga bunch]

More like AL cannot have an educated discussion if her live depended on it, so she changed the subject instantly before she could make herself look even more stupid.

 

[Octomet]

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Funny. The 10 channels I'm subscribed to that discuss nothing but debunking different religions and the bible must be getting constantly flagged. Surprised Youtube hasn't shut them all down! OR... or... maybe it's just because you're incapable of contributing to a conversation about serious, meaningful topics. Yeah, we'll go with that. lol what a goddamn liar. She really just can't help herself.

So is this also her excuse for never using the "discuss a hot topic written on a popsicle stick" idea? Or is it because she wasted all the sticks when they wrote all their DVD titles on them?

 

[8008135]

... she changed the subject instantly before she could make herself look even more stupid.

You give our gorl too much credit.

 

[EH 110]

Because it's amberlynn rounding. She lost 89lbs which is basically 100 and now she lost 18lbs which is basically 20.

However, 497 is nowhere near 500!

 

[Puta Bruja]

Her face looks as swollen as ever tho

 

[Long time lurker]

Since when discussing technology became religion or politics or...etc?

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Since when discussing technology became religion or politics or...etc?

Because Eric and Becky were talking about the deluded notion that getting the chip in your hand is getting the "Mark of the Beast" that is spoken of in the bible.

 

[Northshire Cleric]

More like AL cannot have an educated discussion if her live depended on it, so she changed the subject instantly before she could make herself look even more stupid.

You can't expect Amber to have a meaningful discussion, talking about "chips" just makes her hungry.

 

[Long time lurker]

Because Eric and Becky were talking about the deluded notion that getting the chip in your hand is getting the "Mark of the Beast" that is spoken of in the bible.

Oh...I guess when you live with someone who believes the earth is flat, that would be the only "logical" path such a topic would follow.

In my defense, I didn't watch the whole video. I turned the sound off and skipped to the rope jumping part.

 

[the hugga bunch]

People aren't getting demonetized for talking about religion. They're getting demonetized for swearing/talking about violent subjects/being racist. AL can't even take 10 minutes to educate herself on how the platform that literally pays her bills work. That's why she's just now figuring out that videos that are 10+ minutes earn more money. Only took her 2+ years.

 

[JayBlue]

Al responding to a comment about someone being jealous about how they have to work a full time job and all AL and her housemates do nothing all day.

 

[ADHD]

Does Amber's sock puppet have a Masters in nutrition, perhaps?

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

According to AL the fact that she can't jump rope proves that she's let herself go.

You know, not the fact that she let herself get to 500lbs or anything. Just the jumping thing.

The look of realization on her face when she said that was comedic gold.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

 

[Rotogravure]

I'm sorry, in what world did she never used to take selfies like that?

 

[theriddler3]

Yes, she's clearly very camera shy due to her weight. The quirky tounge out face in the left image and the duckface in right image are typical "I am uncomfortable and embarrassed of my appearance" expressions. I know when I don't want my image taken, I make duckface at the camera. It's only natural, right?

It looks like she's finally listening to kiwis and filling in her eyebrows with a pencil.

Also, :islamic: edit: How does she not get her hair caught under any of her fat rolls or arm flaps? It would be so goddamned easy to get hair stuck under there or even to her musky, surely-sticky skin. Fuck, I get nevous just watching her play with her hair near all those hair-pull traps.

 

[formerfatcow]

Yes, she's clearly very camera shy due to her weight. The quirky tounge out face in the left image and the duckface in right image are typical "I am uncomfortable and embarrassed of my appearance" expressions. I know when I don't want my image taken, I make duckface at the camera. It's only natural, right?

Normally people who are camera shy and embarrassed of their appearance don't start YouTube channels centered around their appearance. Also, what about all the times she's spent > 1 minute just checking herself out on camera during a < 6 minute video? She thinks she's cute and dainty, not lumpy and chunky.

ETA: in regards to her hair getting stuck places, I think that's why she wears it up so much. I can't imagine how awful it must be trying to sleep with that much hair when you have so much weight to get it pinned underneath, but I'd guess she sleeps with it in a bun and never down. Really though, what's the point of having hair that tickles your taint when it looks unkept and you can hardly stand to wear it down?

 

[ADHD]