Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[sweaty chafing thighs]

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Is this the start of a new hair drama? I've read she didn't like the last dye job.

Lol it actually does look like a turd on top of her head now.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

 

[666EVE666]

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This doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things but I absolutely cannot STAND how she uses the term "use" inappropriately all.the.time. It's "used", you USED to do those things Amber.

This tweet is her trying not to straight up lie and instead is just being dishonest.

If she was seeing any kind of doctor we would know, just like when she went to the doctor with Becky for her ankle and anytime she goes to the ER.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

She's so wishy-washy about surgery too. Just two months ago or so she was interrupting everyone's game to announce that she wanted WLS but wouldn't elaborate because it's private.

I don't understand why she keeps saying WLS isn't for everyone - in her situation, yes, it is the ideal option for her. Assuming a weight of 470 lbs at 5'2 (is she 5'2? whatever close enough) and using the less invasive choice of a gastric band procedure;

• 80% of patients reach at least 319 lbs 18 months after surgery (151 lbs or 32% of total weight).
• 50% of patients reach at least 290 lbs 18 months after surgery (180 lbs or 38% of total weight).
• 20% of patients reach 261 lbs 18 months after surgery (209 lbs or 44% of total weight).

 

[jurassic bark]

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Is this the start of a new hair drama? I've read she didn't like the last dye job.

Also, dat skin discoloration. Especially the raccoon eyes, even in bright light.

She looks like the god warrior lady from ten million years ago

 

[formerfatcow]

I don't understand why she keeps saying WLS isn't for everyone - in her situation, yes, it is the ideal option for her. Assuming a weight of 470 lbs at 5'2 (is she 5'2? whatever close enough) and using the less invasive choice of a gastric band procedure;

• 80% of patients reach at least 319 lbs 18 months after surgery (151 lbs or 32% of total weight).
• 50% of patients reach at least 290 lbs 18 months after surgery (180 lbs or 38% of total weight).
• 20% of patients reach 261 lbs 18 months after surgery (209 lbs or 44% of total weight).

I mean, to be fair, it's not for skinny people.

 

[666EVE666]

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Is this the start of a new hair drama? I've read she didn't like the last dye job.

Also, dat skin discoloration. Especially the raccoon eyes, even in bright light.

The last time she had it dyed, she got it in pretty much the same color and style, but the bleached parts are a shade or two darker than it is now. Her life is luhterally a never-ending cycle of the same decisions, it's fascinating.

This is her SnapChat story from yesterday:

lol

 

[theriddler3]

The last time she had it dyed, she got it in pretty much the same color and style, but the bleached parts are a shade or two darker than it is now. Her life is luhterally a never-ending cycle of the same decisions, it's fascinating.

This is her SnapChat story from yesterday:

lol

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Holy shit, she can't comfortably pull a grocery bag over her head?

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Has she been in therapy since she left the foster system? I somehow doubt our gorl ever went to a therapy session she wasn't court ordered to go to.

 

[C3PBRO]

I don't understand why she keeps saying WLS isn't for everyone - in her situation, yes, it is the ideal option for her.

She keeps saying this shit because she legitimately thinks she can do it alone. Something something 89 elbees. Nothing nothing about the hundreds of pounds she's gained since. To her if she goes to a therapist, or a doctor, or a surgeon, it's admitting that she can't, and besides, that'll say mean things that hurt her feelings, like "you have diabetes," "your arteries are hardening," or "you're fat and I would not have sex with you."

and what is this obsession with cxnt's appearance.

She's jelly bronut that Cxnt has the lips Amber aspires to achieve with lip injections.

 

[Octomet]

How does she manage to have eyebrows that are both sparse AND chunky?

 

[Malibougie]

I see that her plan of action is the same for everyday.

She’s getting shit done on her list....nothing

 

[666EVE666]

Aaaand now we have Things to Distract Audience From Kasey #3:

 

[GORL]

Aaaand now we have Things to Distract Audience From Kasey #3:

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She couldn't even handle Rafe trying to check her blood sugar on that one Younow. She screeched for like 15 minutes. How is she going to get a tattoo?

 

[Xenomorph]

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Is this the start of a new hair drama? I've read she didn't like the last dye job.

Also, dat skin discoloration. Especially the raccoon eyes, even in bright light.

"When bae tells you it's shower day"

 

[666EVE666]

She couldn't even handle Rafe trying to check her blood sugar on that one Younow. She screeched for like 15 minutes. How is she going to get a tattoo?

She said she won't get it for a while, I feel like she wants to get down to a certain weight before getting it done. Sooo I kinda doubt she'll get it done.

It's like when people buy cute clothes that are too small in order to motivate their weight loss but wind up with a drawer of clothes they can't wear.

 

[theriddler3]

She couldn't even handle Rafe trying to check her blood sugar on that one Younow. She screeched for like 15 minutes. How is she going to get a tattoo?

Would anyone reputable even tattoo on her? It's not worth the potential harm to their reputation. She's almost certainly wouldn't take care of it and she's at a huge risk for infection.

 

[jurassic bark]

I think her Mother was selfish enough for a lifetime. Now look at the kids she brought into the world. Another drug addict with a criminal record and a 500 pound liar, animal abuser and scammer. And another child who she dont even know where they are due to being unfit as fuck THAT one might have a chance at a normal life. I think that woman has done enough selfish shit in her life. Thanks for the contribution, Mrs Reid.

I'm not sure I understand what her being a total shitbag (which she is) has to do with keeping herself away from her dysfunctional kids, tho.

She couldn't even handle Rafe trying to check her blood sugar on that one Younow. She screeched for like 15 minutes. How is she going to get a tattoo?

It's cool, diabetic neuropathy will take care of that

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm not sure I understand what her being a total shitbag (which she is) has to do with keeping herself away from her dysfunctional kids, tho.


It's cool, diabetic neuropathy will take care of that

You said she needs to be selfish, woman was selfish enough her whole life. She needs to own up to shit she has caused. Focusing on herself she had plenty of when she was in jail. Thats my point. She half-assed raised these kids to be exactly like her one is headed to an early grave another one is headed back to jail.

 

[Long time lurker]

This tweet is her trying not to straight up lie and instead is just being dishonest.

If she was seeing any kind of doctor we would know, just like when she went to the doctor with Becky for her ankle and anytime she goes to the ER.

I suspect she was referring to the time she was in foster care. Amber has bragged more than once about being a trouble maker while in school. Wouldn't social services send her to a psychologist if that was the case?

Would anyone reputable even tattoo on her? It's not worth the potential harm to their reputation. She's almost certainly wouldn't take care of it and she's at a huge risk for infection.

If Ashley Isaacs can get them, so can Amber. It won't be a reputable tattoo artist though.

 

[jurassic bark]

You said she needs to be selfish, woman was selfish enough her whole life. She needs to own up to shit she has caused. Focusing on herself she had plenty of when she was in jail. Thats my point. She half-assed raised these kids to be exactly like her one is headed to an early grave another one is headed back to jail.

Whoops! I was replying to that a few days ago and abandoned it, didn't notice it when I made the beetus comment.

But yeah, I know she's been selfish this whole time, I don't mean to imply that she deserves to think of herself for once martyr martyr martyr or anything. I mean that her recovery at this point is too fragile to take in a toxic person who is also an addict and intentionally presses buttons and manipulates situations.