Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[MUHFUCKINUHHHHH]

Lol, I don't have the screenshot bc CBF but, she is talking about how nervous she is for Rarity's appointment, and how she can't sleep due to the nerves. What is she nervous about? Oh no, my cat can't get sick and I will need to care for it longer, poor me!

Rate me A-Log, but the animal shit gets me pretty irritated, ughhh.

 

[Assgardian]

Lmao a spey is literally a 15 minute slice and dice procedure. Christ.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Knowing her she will go in there and tell everyone "I AM MORBIDLY OBESE" like it's not fucking obvious,

"Okay I just need you to fill out these papers,"
"Okay thanks gorl, I'm morbidly obese,"

"Hi Hamber I'm Dr. Whatever,"
"Hi Doc, slay, I'm morbidly obese,"

Then tell us the couch is supercute and how she wants one like that and the doc's white coat is supercute and the prescription pad...chair...walls...floor...concrete in the car park.

Hope this doc is ready to have a camera shoved in their face, get squished with pudgy fingers then discarded as the next supercute thing hoves into view.

If she goes....and its a big if....maaaaan, I'd pay a king's ransom to be a fly on the wall, although she'll go in with the walls of denial ready fortified. Has anyone warned all doctors in the area they need to lube up the doorframes?

And still, a tiny part of me wants her to go, to listen, and to make changes. She's an absolute cunt, but I'd much rather her be an alive one - and, if she had more agency in her life she might not be such a foul person. For the OGs here, how long does it take for the last minute flame of optimism to flicker and finally die out?

 

[boilio]

For the OGs here, how long does it take for the last minute flame of optimism to flicker and finally die out?

i've never posted on here, but ive been reading this thread from the beginning and watching AL for a very, very long time. your question really motivated me to finally write something, to be honest. im sorry for :powerlevel: in the second passage in advance, i just feel it's needed to give some context. again, i apologize.

i found her while looking for motivation during my own weight loss, and after a few months, after losing the weight, i tried to motivate her for awhile. as a thank you, i guess. im not a native english speaker, so im not really that big into commenting, but i always liked her vids and just wished her the best, i related to her, as at some point we both were overweight gay girls, and living in a homophobic country i needed someone like her - down to earth, nice and strong, as i thought.

and then everything started to change - or, should i say, i started to see the way she really is - loud, obnoxious, melodramatic and shallow, lying and just all-round fake. it still shocks me, to this day, how she can be like that - not a human being but a prop, a poor copy of characters from shitty YA books she reads.

i was optimistic though, as you've said. i hoped she will wake up and find herself at some point, and while i was disgusted with her, the comment section was hard to read for quite some time. up until a few months ago. in my opinion she's at the bottom and will never change, because she doesn't really want to. with this whole new failed weight loss journey i finally understood that she will never turn things around.

to change you need to be a person. someone who lives, you know? who dreams of something, who enjoys something. what is AL at her core? her books are covered in dust, together with journals. she doesnt look after her animals and ignores her family, and her biggest dream is fucking bora-bora. she enjoys ideas - simplistic representations of lives, hobbies, relationships. but all that stuff - even if we're supposed to have fun doing it - requires hard work. it takes time to open a book, read it and analyze it - that's too much for AL. that's effort she will never be willing to put in.

so now my optimism is dead, to be honest. i look at this ghost of a human and see nothing, absolutely nothing. she is an annoying, loud woman, but that can't hide how much of a nothing she is.

hope dies out with her. i lasted a few years

 

[Long time lurker]

Thank you for your insight. I was born old and jaded so your post helped me understand more of the dynamics between Amber and her viewers.

fftopic:You didn't need Amber as an inspiration or to motivate yourself. You seem to have a very good, analytical mind and I'm sure it will help you navigate through live well.

 

[gohamsandwich]

Then tell us the couch is supercute and how she wants one like that

Is this before or after she breaks the couch and lies about it?

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

My favorite

 

[neckyhamhock]

Then tell us the couch is supercute and how she wants one like that and the doc's white coat is supercute and the prescription pad...chair...walls...floor...concrete in the car park.

Hope this doc is ready to have a camera shoved in their face, get squished with pudgy fingers then discarded as the next supercute thing hoves into view.

If she goes....and its a big if....maaaaan, I'd pay a king's ransom to be a fly on the wall, although she'll go in with the walls of denial ready fortified. Has anyone warned all doctors in the area they need to lube up the doorframes?

And still, a tiny part of me wants her to go, to listen, and to make changes. She's an absolute cunt, but I'd much rather her be an alive one - and, if she had more agency in her life she might not be such a foul person. For the OGs here, how long does it take for the last minute flame of optimism to flicker and finally die out?

That poor doctor is going to hear "Ok well I have binge eating disorder," as an excuse for everything.

NO AMBER. You do not. You stuff your fat face on camera, anyone with binge eating disorder is too ashamed about it to broadcast themselves doing it. It drives me fucking insane her pretending to have an eating disorder; she is just a fat ass and a glutton. I remember her showing what she ate "during a binge" one time and it was like 3 slices of pizza and some of one of those cookie things from some pizza place and my immediate reaction was "okay so it wasn't a binge, you just wanted junk food and ate it."

She's going to use that excuse for all it is worth. Has she ever mentioned if she was formally diagnosed with it or is it a self diagnosis? I can see her absolutely lying if she has just diagnosed herself and telling the doctor that she was formally diagnosed. The point is that it's an excuse and all part of that victim complex she has, so real or not it's just another excuse for her to be a fat cunt.

I so wish I could watch this happen, someone ask her to live stream her doctor's visit for the love of god.

 

[boilio]

She's going to use that excuse for all it is worth. Has she ever mentioned if she was formally diagnosed with it or is it a self diagnosis?

in an older vlog she mentioned that she was diagnosed when she was 16. not sure if i believe that, but still

@Long time lurker i dont want to go off topic here even more, but thank you for your words i really appreciate what you've said

 

[EH 110]

Thomas is much cuter.

 

[angelicbitch]

Has she ever mentioned if she was formally diagnosed with it or is it a self diagnosis? I can see her absolutely lying if she has just diagnosed herself and telling the doctor that she was formally diagnosed.

in an older vlog she mentioned that she was diagnosed when she was 16. not sure if i believe that, but still

To be diagnosed with BED, you have to be binging at least once a week for a handful of months. Amber has boasted about going months without binging, so no, she can't actually have BED.

She likely has Compulsive Overeating Disorder, which has impulsive eating (all the junk food), night eating, and compulsive food behavior (her going out all the time).

She needs to go a therapist, but she refuses.

 

[Fatblackpussy]

I'm surprised she hasn't snap chatted her at the vet yet... or maybe I'm too early, when was the appointment? I thought it was in the morning?

 

[Tiny Clanger]

@boilio That was interesting - I've never supported her because I didn't know of her before her current revolting incarnation of the last few years but I've seen vids when she was younger and really trying and I can totally see why people got behind her. And congrats on succeeding yourself.

Your comment about the emptiness of her life sort of crystallised a vague idea I've had before, I'm interested to know what any of you think about this.

D'you think its possible her size actually acts as a shield against growing up? Without that, she'd be expected to be well on the road to adulthood by now; job, family, settled housing and all the rest. We'd expect a young adult to be driving, to have some kind of life-plan, to have agency. Yet her size prevents all of that, it infantilises her - all she has to do is find a carer and that's really not that hard. Wherever she is on the sexuality spectrum doesn't really matter; she's not particularly sexual and sex is often not a factor in the fat/feeder/carer dynamic, so she will always be able to find someone.

Does she really have any incentive to lose weight? She'd lose that shield against adulthood, she'd be expected to be self-sufficient and she'd also lose her income - she doesn't have either the personality or the work ethos to make her channel about anything other than her weight. She'd have a lot of support whilst she was actively losing but after that, what would her channel and therefore her source of income hang on?

Essentially, from her PoV and her very limited intelligence and pitifully small horizons, is there any benefit to her losing weight? It provides her with a safety-net and always will - look at the people on 600lb life, they always manage to ensure they get what they want somehow. I doubt its a conscious thing, but is she subconsciously sabotaging herself because being monstrous is, in her mind, safe?

Dunno. What d'you guys reckon?

 

[Octomet]

I'm surprised she hasn't snap chatted her at the vet yet... or maybe I'm too early, when was the appointment? I thought it was in the morning?

Probably saving all that sweet footage for the youtubey views $$$$.

 

[boilio]

D'you think its possible her size actually acts as a shield against growing up?

oh, definitely. this is both the reason i started and stopped supporting her. i was in my last year of high school at that time, and i felt like she was my age. but as i grew older it started to seem like she was becoming more and more of a child. i think thats why she brings up her childhood and foster care stuff so often - AL wants everyone to think of her as a poor lost kid because she sees herself as such.

i think a video where she shows "a binge" of a pizza and a dessert speaks volumes. people in the comments were praising her for honesty and i couldnt understand why because she obviously was so fake. like a kid who failed school exams, but tells the parents about only one F out of 15 - because thats technically not lying, right? she enjoys playing dress up - she changes her personas in e second, and The Adult is one of them. she enjoys the fun parts - again, in another vid AL talked about how great it is to have her OWN home, her OWN kitchen, etc - like shopping, spending money, going out anytime she wants, all that stuff. but to take responsibility, to get an ID for fucks sake - thats too much, thats no fun, shes a kid with a drug addict parents who has no one to look after her, dont forget that!!

i think yes, she hides behind her weight and wont be changing anytime soon. her weight loss is always a game of dress up too - she buys all the healthy stuff in pretty packages like all those skinny vegan girls because it looks nice, but eating it is no fun, veggies are gross, junk is tasty and fun

this mentality applies to literally everything she does

 

[Tear People Up]

I'm surprised she hasn't snap chatted her at the vet yet... or maybe I'm too early, when was the appointment? I thought it was in the morning?

I think it was at 8:30. Let’s be honest though, our gorl likely slept through it.

 

[nyankosensei]

I think it was at 8:30. Let’s be honest though, our gorl likely slept through it.

of course she slept in ... but only because she was so nervous of her fur baby and couldn't sleep at all

 

[89elbees]

Odd that she would mention it in her videos/snapchat ahead of time, reminding us the appointment exists, and then radio silence the day of. Snapchats at the office would be prime material for proving the haters wrong and acquiring asspats. I was out here pulling for our gorl too and saying I was she'd go. Not looking good for my impending :autism: ratings

 

[Whatthefuck]

i've never posted on here, but ive been reading this thread from the beginning and watching AL for a very, very long time. your question really motivated me to finally write something, to be honest. im sorry for :powerlevel: in the second passage in advance, i just feel it's needed to give some context. again, i apologize.

i found her while looking for motivation during my own weight loss, and after a few months, after losing the weight, i tried to motivate her for awhile. as a thank you, i guess. im not a native english speaker, so im not really that big into commenting, but i always liked her vids and just wished her the best, i related to her, as at some point we both were overweight gay girls, and living in a homophobic country i needed someone like her - down to earth, nice and strong, as i thought.

and then everything started to change - or, should i say, i started to see the way she really is - loud, obnoxious, melodramatic and shallow, lying and just all-round fake. it still shocks me, to this day, how she can be like that - not a human being but a prop, a poor copy of characters from shitty YA books she reads.

i was optimistic though, as you've said. i hoped she will wake up and find herself at some point, and while i was disgusted with her, the comment section was hard to read for quite some time. up until a few months ago. in my opinion she's at the bottom and will never change, because she doesn't really want to. with this whole new failed weight loss journey i finally understood that she will never turn things around.

to change you need to be a person. someone who lives, you know? who dreams of something, who enjoys something. what is AL at her core? her books are covered in dust, together with journals. she doesnt look after her animals and ignores her family, and her biggest dream is fucking bora-bora. she enjoys ideas - simplistic representations of lives, hobbies, relationships. but all that stuff - even if we're supposed to have fun doing it - requires hard work. it takes time to open a book, read it and analyze it - that's too much for AL. that's effort she will never be willing to put in.

so now my optimism is dead, to be honest. i look at this ghost of a human and see nothing, absolutely nothing. she is an annoying, loud woman, but that can't hide how much of a nothing she is.

hope dies out with her. i lasted a few years

You're more fluent in English than she is. Please comment all you want!

 

[gohamsandwich]

This was a comment on her latest video. Did anyone see Destiny's younow?